Poor Ed Gets It Up the POOP CHUTE by Time Magazine -- Without the Courtesy of Vasoline

By OSCAR SHAGNASTY

Washington, D.C. (Rueters) --
Time Magazine halted the press
run of its Person of the Year edition
and changed the winner in the wake
of a storm of controversy that was
created with its pre-publication
announcement that this year's award
winner is Ed Conrad.
"Holy ****! Did WE get the criticism!"
admitted Preston Duquesne, a Times
spokesman. "Scientists worldwide
protested violently and the evolutionists,
especially, went ballistic.
"The *******s said they'd cancel
their subscriptions.
"See, we've got to protect our vested
interests -- and our anal passage -- so
we made this unprecedented
decision to switch to a horse of
a different fire department.. We had
to throw out some 625,000 copies."
Time had announced Conrad as
its Person of the Year for his courage
and perseverance in proving beyond
doubt that evolution is a joke and
having the balls to personally identify
members of the Pseudoscientific
Establishment -- the physical anthro-
pologists and evolutionists -- for the
phonies that they are.
"Mr. Conrad has backed it up with
a display of petrified bones, teeth and
even soft organs that he discovered
between coal veins -- dated at 280 million
years -- and that proves Darwin's theory
ain't worth crap," said Duquesne,
insisting this remark be kept
"off the record."
Rueters does not keep anything "off
the record."
In any event, Times Magzine editors
decided to rid itself of the controversy
by making its annual "Person of the
Year" the Man on the Street. The redone
issue will be released Monday.
Duquesne denied that it is a clever
publicity stunt and Time wasn't worried
that members of the scientific
community would blackball the
magazine, which is an obvious lie.
Meanwhile, he discussed the reason
for the change and it sounded like Time
magazine editors had no alternative
since they knew they were up the creek
without a paddle.
"Individuals across the planet are
changing the way we do business,
changing the way we perceive each
other, changing the way we perceive
the war," said Duquesne, an explanation
that borders on the ridiculous. "They were
a vessel to all the most important
stories of the year.
"Ordinary people, citizen journalists,
are transforming the way we perceive
the news."
The aim of the award is to pick one
or several people who most affected
the news and people's lives, for good
or for ill.
Controversial choices have included
Adolf Hitler in 1938. Last year's Persons
of the Year were the world's richest man
Bill Gates, his wife and Irish singer
Bono, for being Good Samaritans.

(See LIST OF PAST WINNERS below)

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This is but the tip of the iceberg that confirms petrified bones,
teeth and even soft organs -- some human -- were discovered
between anthracite coal veins in Pennsylvania.

A golden rule of Geology is that coal is a minimum of 280
million years old, therefore all evolution theories should be
placed out with the garbage .

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MAN AS OLD AS COAL and PROOF OF LIFE AFTER DEATH
http://www.edconrad.com

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PETRIFIED BONES EMBEDDED IN SLATE FROM COAL VEINS

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"Any profession that does not supply its own
criticism and iconoclasm will discover that someone
else will do the job, and usually in a way it does not like."
-- Norman Macbeth, in his book "Darwin Retried"

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"The right to search for truth implies also a duty;
one must not conceal any part of what one has
recognized to be true."
-- Thomas Edison

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"Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our
wishes, our inclinations, or the dictates of our passions,
they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence."
-- John Adams, defense attorney, Boston Massacre, 1770

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"They have a skeleton in their closet, Ed, and they don't
want to open the door."
-- Clayton Lennon (1900-1996), philosopher

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"Ridicule is the argument of the mob."
-- Dr. Immanuel Velikovsky:

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Off to prison with these Scoundrels of Science
Molesting Truth with such obnoxious defiance
They're the Champs of Illusion
Nauseous gas for their fusion.
PSEUDOSCIENCE: It's a pathetic a-LIE-ance!

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TIME MAGAZINE PERSON OF THE YEAR WINNERS
1927 Charles A. Lindbergh
1928 Walter P. Chrysler
1929 Owen D. Young
1930 Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi
1931 Pierre Laval
1932 Franklin Delano Roosevelt
1933 Hugh Samuel Johnson
1934 Franklin Delano Roosevelt
1935 Haile Selassie
1936 Mrs. Wallis Warfield Simpson
1937 Generalissimo & Mme Chiang Kai-Shek
1938 Adolf Hitler
1939 Joseph Stalin
1940 Winston Leonard Spencer Churchill
1941 Franklin Delano Roosevelt
1942 Joseph Stalin
1943 George Catlett Marshall
1944 Dwight David Eisenhower
1945 Harry Truman
1946 James F. Byrnes
1947 George Catlett Marshall
1948 Harry Truman
1949 Winston Leonard Spencer Churchill
1950 American Fighting-Man
1951 Mohammed Mossadegh
1952 Elizabeth II
1953 Konrad Adenauer
1954 John Foster Dulles
1955 Harlow Herbert Curtice
1956 Hungarian Freedom Fighter
1957 Nikita Krushchev
1958 Charles De Gaulle
1959 Dwight David Eisenhower
1960 U.S. Scientists
1961 John Fitzgerald Kennedy
1962 Pope John XXIII
1963 Martin Luther King Jr.
1964 Lyndon B. Johnson
1965 General William Childs Westmoreland
1966 Twenty-Five and Under
1967 Lyndon B. Johnson
1968 Astronauts Anders, Borman and Lovell
1969 The Middle Americans
1970 Willy Brandt
1971 Richard Milhous Nixon
1972 Nixon and Kissinger
1973 John J. Sirica
1974 King Faisal
1975 American Women
1976 Jimmy Carter
1977 Anwar Sadat
1978 Teng Hsiao-P'ing
1979 Ayatullah Khomeini
1980 Ronald Reagan
1981 Lech Walesa
1982 The Computer
1983 Ronald Regan & Yuri Andropov
1984 Peter Ueberroth
1985 Deng Xiaoping
1986 Corazon Aquino
1987 Mikhail Sergeyevich Gorbachev
1988 Endangered Earth
1989 Mikhail Sergeyevich Gorbachev
1990 The Two George Bushes
1991 Ted Turner
1992 Bill Clinton
1993 The Peacemakers
1994 Pope John Paul II
1995 Newt Gingrich
1996 Dr. David Ho
1997 Andy Grove
1998 Bill Clinton and Kenneth Starr
1999 Jeff Bezos
2000 George W. Bush
2001 Rudolph Giuliani
2002 The Whistleblowers
2003 The American Soldier
2004 George W. Bush
2005 Bill Gates, Melinda Gates, & Bono
2006 Ed Conrad (****-canned during press run)

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Ed Conrad wrote:

[ same old yap yap yap yap yap ... ]

Weak. You're an idiot. That isn't coal in your head. It's gas.