GEORGE CARLIN -- "Believe me, folks, There IS a God -- and Is HE Ever****ed!"

A MESSAGE FROM GEORGE CARLIN

I just received this e-mail from George Carlin. How
he did it, I have no idea, but there must be a computer
wherever the hell he is.

Ed:
I still regard religion as pure bull**** but I've
changed my mind about there being no God.
I still detest religious brainwashing but now
I know FOR SURE there's a Supreme Being
because I've met Him.Naturally, I apologized
for saying He doesn't exist and He grabbed me
and gave me a big bear hug -- and now we're
getting along swell. He told me He's also a bit
****ed about the money-making schemes and
brainwashing being done in the name of religion.
-- George

P.S. You can contact me at georgecarlin@cloud9.
(Please don't give out my e-mail address.)

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George Carlin, now with plenty of time on his hands, finally had a
chance to read Ed Conrad's Web page
about the miraculous rescue of two insignificant coal miners in
Pennsylvania in 1963.

We'll get his thoughts right after this exclusive
video of his very first seance in which he threw
the book at organized religions and even denied
there is a God, for which He sincerely regrets..

(Again, make sure the kiddies are wearing their
ear muffs)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeSSwKffj9o

Ed Conrad
http://www.edconrad.com

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This is the Web page what convinced George
Carlin that there INDEED is a God and that DEATH,
as we think we know it, SIMPLY DOES NOT EXIST.

http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Miracle.jpg

http://www.edconrad.com/lifeafterdeath/

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