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August 5th 04, 02:04 AM
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VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, July 2004
Instructions in the message. Make sure you give Yoda the vote.
"Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler" wrote in message ... Here follows the one true ballot for the July 2004 Usenet Kook awards. Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked, burnt, shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper at the Vote Wrangler's discretion if * you are a previous winner of Kook of the Month or the Bobo Award * you attempt to vote twice * you vote anonymously or with an unidentified sockpuppet * you vote for or against yourself * you vote in a thread other than this one * you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK * you vote in a follow-up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have until 12:00 noon GMT on August 8th to cast your votes. Vote wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*. *** KOOK OF THE MONTH (vote for one candidate or for "none of the above") Brian "Yoda" Sterling Russell B. Waters none of the above COWARD OF THE MONTH (vote for one candidate or for "none of the above") Alexa Cameron Brandon Hex Harry Ballsac Kadaitcha Man Raymond Ronald Karczewski none of the above GOLDEN KILLFILE (vote "yes" or "no" for each candidate) Alan Palmer Lynne "Hoofprints" Lyons JOSEPH BARTLO "PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE" AWARD (vote for one candidate or for "none of the above") Edmond Heinz Wollmann Russell B. Waters none of the above PALMJOB PADDLE (vote "yes or "no") George Hammond PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER (vote "yes" or "no") Dr. Flonkenstein VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN "WEIRD SCIENCE" AWARD (vote "yes" or "no" for each candidate) Brian "Yoda" Sterling Rudolf X BUSTED URINAL AWARD (vote "yes" or "no") Usenet Freedom Fighters GEORGE ARMSTRONG CUSTER "KICKED @$$" AWARD (vote "yes" or "no") Derek "ExtremeOne" Lawrence ORDER OF THE HOLEY SOCKPUPPET (vote "yes" or "no") Alexa Cameron TAR & FEATHERS (vote "yes" or "no" for each candidate) Brandon Hex Charles D. Bohne Raymond Ronald Karczewski 72 RAISINS "CRACKPOT RELIGION" AWARD (vote "yes" or "no") Stephen P. Vanier KOOK KARD FIVE OF DIAMONDS (vote for one candidate) Charles D. Bohne -- AUK award-winners and FAQs: http://www.insurgent.org/~kook-faq/ (Remove NOSPAM to reply.) 
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#2
August 5th 04, 02:08 AM
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By the way, post the responses into alt.usenet.kooks so they can be
collated. "Wally Anglesea" wrote in message ... Instructions in the message. Make sure you give Yoda the vote. "Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler" wrote in message ... Here follows the one true ballot for the July 2004 Usenet Kook awards. Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked, burnt, shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper at the Vote Wrangler's discretion if * you are a previous winner of Kook of the Month or the Bobo Award * you attempt to vote twice * you vote anonymously or with an unidentified sockpuppet * you vote for or against yourself * you vote in a thread other than this one * you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK * you vote in a follow-up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have until 12:00 noon GMT on August 8th to cast your votes. Vote wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*. *** KOOK OF THE MONTH (vote for one candidate or for "none of the above") Brian "Yoda" Sterling Russell B. Waters none of the above COWARD OF THE MONTH (vote for one candidate or for "none of the above") Alexa Cameron Brandon Hex Harry Ballsac Kadaitcha Man Raymond Ronald Karczewski none of the above GOLDEN KILLFILE (vote "yes" or "no" for each candidate) Alan Palmer Lynne "Hoofprints" Lyons JOSEPH BARTLO "PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE" AWARD (vote for one candidate or for "none of the above") Edmond Heinz Wollmann Russell B. Waters none of the above PALMJOB PADDLE (vote "yes or "no") George Hammond PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER (vote "yes" or "no") Dr. Flonkenstein VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN "WEIRD SCIENCE" AWARD (vote "yes" or "no" for each candidate) Brian "Yoda" Sterling Rudolf X BUSTED URINAL AWARD (vote "yes" or "no") Usenet Freedom Fighters GEORGE ARMSTRONG CUSTER "KICKED @$$" AWARD (vote "yes" or "no") Derek "ExtremeOne" Lawrence ORDER OF THE HOLEY SOCKPUPPET (vote "yes" or "no") Alexa Cameron TAR & FEATHERS (vote "yes" or "no" for each candidate) Brandon Hex Charles D. Bohne Raymond Ronald Karczewski 72 RAISINS "CRACKPOT RELIGION" AWARD (vote "yes" or "no") Stephen P. Vanier KOOK KARD FIVE OF DIAMONDS (vote for one candidate) Charles D. Bohne -- AUK award-winners and FAQs: http://www.insurgent.org/~kook-faq/ (Remove NOSPAM to reply.)
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#3
August 5th 04, 02:33 AM
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"Wally Anglesea" wrote in
message ... Instructions in the message. Make sure you give Yoda the vote. No, actually the instructions are not in the message. Who does one submit the ballot to?
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#4
August 5th 04, 02:42 AM
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Gee, Min didn't make the cut?
And, about Yoda --- does "Mad Scientist" qualify?? Perhaps he/they can win a double or share an award?? ---Mac ****************************** On Thu, 05 Aug 2004 01:04:54 GMT, "Wally Anglesea" wrote: Instructions in the message. Make sure you give Yoda the vote. "Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler" wrote in message ... Here follows the one true ballot for the July 2004 Usenet Kook awards. Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked, burnt, shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper at the Vote Wrangler's discretion if * you are a previous winner of Kook of the Month or the Bobo Award * you attempt to vote twice * you vote anonymously or with an unidentified sockpuppet * you vote for or against yourself * you vote in a thread other than this one * you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK * you vote in a follow-up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have until 12:00 noon GMT on August 8th to cast your votes. Vote wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*. *** KOOK OF THE MONTH (vote for one candidate or for "none of the above") Brian "Yoda" Sterling Russell B. Waters none of the above COWARD OF THE MONTH (vote for one candidate or for "none of the above") Alexa Cameron Brandon Hex Harry Ballsac Kadaitcha Man Raymond Ronald Karczewski none of the above GOLDEN KILLFILE (vote "yes" or "no" for each candidate) Alan Palmer Lynne "Hoofprints" Lyons JOSEPH BARTLO "PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE" AWARD (vote for one candidate or for "none of the above") Edmond Heinz Wollmann Russell B. Waters none of the above PALMJOB PADDLE (vote "yes or "no") George Hammond PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER (vote "yes" or "no") Dr. Flonkenstein VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN "WEIRD SCIENCE" AWARD (vote "yes" or "no" for each candidate) Brian "Yoda" Sterling Rudolf X BUSTED URINAL AWARD (vote "yes" or "no") Usenet Freedom Fighters GEORGE ARMSTRONG CUSTER "KICKED @$$" AWARD (vote "yes" or "no") Derek "ExtremeOne" Lawrence ORDER OF THE HOLEY SOCKPUPPET (vote "yes" or "no") Alexa Cameron TAR & FEATHERS (vote "yes" or "no" for each candidate) Brandon Hex Charles D. Bohne Raymond Ronald Karczewski 72 RAISINS "CRACKPOT RELIGION" AWARD (vote "yes" or "no") Stephen P. Vanier KOOK KARD FIVE OF DIAMONDS (vote for one candidate) Charles D. Bohne -- AUK award-winners and FAQs: http://www.insurgent.org/~kook-faq/ (Remove NOSPAM to reply.)
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#5
August 5th 04, 03:23 AM
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"Paul Lawler" wrote in message nk.net... "Wally Anglesea" wrote in message ... Instructions in the message. Make sure you give Yoda the vote. No, actually the instructions are not in the message. Who does one submit the ballot to? Post it into alt.usenet.kooks, using the same thread title.
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#6
August 5th 04, 03:24 AM
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"Mac" wrote in message ... Gee, Min didn't make the cut? And, about Yoda --- does "Mad Scientist" qualify?? AFAICT Mad Scientist and Yoda are one and the same person. You cannot do a write-in, but Mad "Scientist" could get nominated this month if he keeps up. Perhaps he/they can win a double or share an award?? ---Mac ****************************** On Thu, 05 Aug 2004 01:04:54 GMT, "Wally Anglesea" wrote: Instructions in the message. Make sure you give Yoda the vote. "Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler" wrote in message ... Here follows the one true ballot for the July 2004 Usenet Kook awards. Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked, burnt, shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper at the Vote Wrangler's discretion if * you are a previous winner of Kook of the Month or the Bobo Award * you attempt to vote twice * you vote anonymously or with an unidentified sockpuppet * you vote for or against yourself * you vote in a thread other than this one * you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK * you vote in a follow-up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have until 12:00 noon GMT on August 8th to cast your votes. Vote wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*. *** KOOK OF THE MONTH (vote for one candidate or for "none of the above") Brian "Yoda" Sterling Russell B. Waters none of the above COWARD OF THE MONTH (vote for one candidate or for "none of the above") Alexa Cameron Brandon Hex Harry Ballsac Kadaitcha Man Raymond Ronald Karczewski none of the above GOLDEN KILLFILE (vote "yes" or "no" for each candidate) Alan Palmer Lynne "Hoofprints" Lyons JOSEPH BARTLO "PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE" AWARD (vote for one candidate or for "none of the above") Edmond Heinz Wollmann Russell B. Waters none of the above PALMJOB PADDLE (vote "yes or "no") George Hammond PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER (vote "yes" or "no") Dr. Flonkenstein VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN "WEIRD SCIENCE" AWARD (vote "yes" or "no" for each candidate) Brian "Yoda" Sterling Rudolf X BUSTED URINAL AWARD (vote "yes" or "no") Usenet Freedom Fighters GEORGE ARMSTRONG CUSTER "KICKED @$$" AWARD (vote "yes" or "no") Derek "ExtremeOne" Lawrence ORDER OF THE HOLEY SOCKPUPPET (vote "yes" or "no") Alexa Cameron TAR & FEATHERS (vote "yes" or "no" for each candidate) Brandon Hex Charles D. Bohne Raymond Ronald Karczewski 72 RAISINS "CRACKPOT RELIGION" AWARD (vote "yes" or "no") Stephen P. Vanier KOOK KARD FIVE OF DIAMONDS (vote for one candidate) Charles D. Bohne -- AUK award-winners and FAQs: http://www.insurgent.org/~kook-faq/ (Remove NOSPAM to reply.)
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#7
August 7th 04, 06:10 PM
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Make sure you give Wally Anglesea dumbass a vote too.
Wally Anglesea wrote: Instructions in the message. Make sure you give Yoda the vote. "Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler" wrote in message ... Here follows the one true ballot for the July 2004 Usenet Kook awards. Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked, burnt, shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper at the Vote Wrangler's discretion if * you are a previous winner of Kook of the Month or the Bobo Award * you attempt to vote twice * you vote anonymously or with an unidentified sockpuppet * you vote for or against yourself * you vote in a thread other than this one * you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK * you vote in a follow-up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have until 12:00 noon GMT on August 8th to cast your votes. Vote wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*. *** KOOK OF THE MONTH (vote for one candidate or for "none of the above") Brian "Yoda" Sterling Russell B. Waters none of the above COWARD OF THE MONTH (vote for one candidate or for "none of the above") Alexa Cameron Brandon Hex Harry Ballsac Kadaitcha Man Raymond Ronald Karczewski none of the above GOLDEN KILLFILE (vote "yes" or "no" for each candidate) Alan Palmer Lynne "Hoofprints" Lyons JOSEPH BARTLO "PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE" AWARD (vote for one candidate or for "none of the above") Edmond Heinz Wollmann Russell B. Waters none of the above PALMJOB PADDLE (vote "yes or "no") George Hammond PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER (vote "yes" or "no") Dr. Flonkenstein VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN "WEIRD SCIENCE" AWARD (vote "yes" or "no" for each candidate) Brian "Yoda" Sterling Rudolf X BUSTED URINAL AWARD (vote "yes" or "no") Usenet Freedom Fighters GEORGE ARMSTRONG CUSTER "KICKED @$$" AWARD (vote "yes" or "no") Derek "ExtremeOne" Lawrence ORDER OF THE HOLEY SOCKPUPPET (vote "yes" or "no") Alexa Cameron TAR & FEATHERS (vote "yes" or "no" for each candidate) Brandon Hex Charles D. Bohne Raymond Ronald Karczewski 72 RAISINS "CRACKPOT RELIGION" AWARD (vote "yes" or "no") Stephen P. Vanier KOOK KARD FIVE OF DIAMONDS (vote for one candidate) Charles D. Bohne -- AUK award-winners and FAQs: http://www.insurgent.org/~kook-faq/ (Remove NOSPAM to reply.)
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#8
August 7th 04, 06:11 PM
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Make sure you give Mac and his crowd top billing on alt.kook awards for
being utterly stupid. Mac wrote: Gee, Min didn't make the cut? And, about Yoda --- does "Mad Scientist" qualify?? Perhaps he/they can win a double or share an award?? ---Mac ****************************** On Thu, 05 Aug 2004 01:04:54 GMT, "Wally Anglesea" wrote: Instructions in the message. Make sure you give Yoda the vote. "Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler" wrote in message ... Here follows the one true ballot for the July 2004 Usenet Kook awards. Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked, burnt, shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper at the Vote Wrangler's discretion if * you are a previous winner of Kook of the Month or the Bobo Award * you attempt to vote twice * you vote anonymously or with an unidentified sockpuppet * you vote for or against yourself * you vote in a thread other than this one * you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK * you vote in a follow-up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have until 12:00 noon GMT on August 8th to cast your votes. Vote wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*. *** KOOK OF THE MONTH (vote for one candidate or for "none of the above") Brian "Yoda" Sterling Russell B. Waters none of the above COWARD OF THE MONTH (vote for one candidate or for "none of the above") Alexa Cameron Brandon Hex Harry Ballsac Kadaitcha Man Raymond Ronald Karczewski none of the above GOLDEN KILLFILE (vote "yes" or "no" for each candidate) Alan Palmer Lynne "Hoofprints" Lyons JOSEPH BARTLO "PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE" AWARD (vote for one candidate or for "none of the above") Edmond Heinz Wollmann Russell B. Waters none of the above PALMJOB PADDLE (vote "yes or "no") George Hammond PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER (vote "yes" or "no") Dr. Flonkenstein VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN "WEIRD SCIENCE" AWARD (vote "yes" or "no" for each candidate) Brian "Yoda" Sterling Rudolf X BUSTED URINAL AWARD (vote "yes" or "no") Usenet Freedom Fighters GEORGE ARMSTRONG CUSTER "KICKED @$$" AWARD (vote "yes" or "no") Derek "ExtremeOne" Lawrence ORDER OF THE HOLEY SOCKPUPPET (vote "yes" or "no") Alexa Cameron TAR & FEATHERS (vote "yes" or "no" for each candidate) Brandon Hex Charles D. Bohne Raymond Ronald Karczewski 72 RAISINS "CRACKPOT RELIGION" AWARD (vote "yes" or "no") Stephen P. Vanier KOOK KARD FIVE OF DIAMONDS (vote for one candidate) Charles D. Bohne -- AUK award-winners and FAQs: http://www.insurgent.org/~kook-faq/ (Remove NOSPAM to reply.)
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#9
August 7th 04, 06:11 PM
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**** you asshole
Wally Anglesea wrote: "Mac" wrote in message ... Gee, Min didn't make the cut? And, about Yoda --- does "Mad Scientist" qualify?? AFAICT Mad Scientist and Yoda are one and the same person. You cannot do a write-in, but Mad "Scientist" could get nominated this month if he keeps up. Perhaps he/they can win a double or share an award?? ---Mac ****************************** On Thu, 05 Aug 2004 01:04:54 GMT, "Wally Anglesea" wrote: Instructions in the message. Make sure you give Yoda the vote. "Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler" wrote in message ... Here follows the one true ballot for the July 2004 Usenet Kook awards. Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked, burnt, shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper at the Vote Wrangler's discretion if * you are a previous winner of Kook of the Month or the Bobo Award * you attempt to vote twice * you vote anonymously or with an unidentified sockpuppet * you vote for or against yourself * you vote in a thread other than this one * you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK * you vote in a follow-up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have until 12:00 noon GMT on August 8th to cast your votes. Vote wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*. *** KOOK OF THE MONTH (vote for one candidate or for "none of the above") Brian "Yoda" Sterling Russell B. Waters none of the above COWARD OF THE MONTH (vote for one candidate or for "none of the above") Alexa Cameron Brandon Hex Harry Ballsac Kadaitcha Man Raymond Ronald Karczewski none of the above GOLDEN KILLFILE (vote "yes" or "no" for each candidate) Alan Palmer Lynne "Hoofprints" Lyons JOSEPH BARTLO "PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE" AWARD (vote for one candidate or for "none of the above") Edmond Heinz Wollmann Russell B. Waters none of the above PALMJOB PADDLE (vote "yes or "no") George Hammond PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER (vote "yes" or "no") Dr. Flonkenstein VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN "WEIRD SCIENCE" AWARD (vote "yes" or "no" for each candidate) Brian "Yoda" Sterling Rudolf X BUSTED URINAL AWARD (vote "yes" or "no") Usenet Freedom Fighters GEORGE ARMSTRONG CUSTER "KICKED @$$" AWARD (vote "yes" or "no") Derek "ExtremeOne" Lawrence ORDER OF THE HOLEY SOCKPUPPET (vote "yes" or "no") Alexa Cameron TAR & FEATHERS (vote "yes" or "no" for each candidate) Brandon Hex Charles D. Bohne Raymond Ronald Karczewski 72 RAISINS "CRACKPOT RELIGION" AWARD (vote "yes" or "no") Stephen P. Vanier KOOK KARD FIVE OF DIAMONDS (vote for one candidate) Charles D. Bohne -- AUK award-winners and FAQs: http://www.insurgent.org/~kook-faq/ (Remove NOSPAM to reply.)
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#10
August 8th 04, 01:43 AM
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"Mad Scientist" wrote in message . rogers.com... **** you asshole Awwwww, poor kooky Mad "Scientist" what a loser you are. You hate being exposed for the nitwit that you are, dont you? Wally Anglesea wrote: "Mac" wrote in message ... Gee, Min didn't make the cut? And, about Yoda --- does "Mad Scientist" qualify?? AFAICT Mad Scientist and Yoda are one and the same person. You cannot do a write-in, but Mad "Scientist" could get nominated this month if he keeps up. Perhaps he/they can win a double or share an award?? ---Mac ****************************** On Thu, 05 Aug 2004 01:04:54 GMT, "Wally Anglesea" wrote: Instructions in the message. Make sure you give Yoda the vote. "Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler" wrote in message ... Here follows the one true ballot for the July 2004 Usenet Kook awards. Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked, burnt, shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper at the Vote Wrangler's discretion if * you are a previous winner of Kook of the Month or the Bobo Award * you attempt to vote twice * you vote anonymously or with an unidentified sockpuppet * you vote for or against yourself * you vote in a thread other than this one * you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK * you vote in a follow-up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have until 12:00 noon GMT on August 8th to cast your votes. Vote wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*. *** KOOK OF THE MONTH (vote for one candidate or for "none of the above") Brian "Yoda" Sterling Russell B. Waters none of the above COWARD OF THE MONTH (vote for one candidate or for "none of the above") Alexa Cameron Brandon Hex Harry Ballsac Kadaitcha Man Raymond Ronald Karczewski none of the above GOLDEN KILLFILE (vote "yes" or "no" for each candidate) Alan Palmer Lynne "Hoofprints" Lyons JOSEPH BARTLO "PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE" AWARD (vote for one candidate or for "none of the above") Edmond Heinz Wollmann Russell B. Waters none of the above PALMJOB PADDLE (vote "yes or "no") George Hammond PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER (vote "yes" or "no") Dr. Flonkenstein VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN "WEIRD SCIENCE" AWARD (vote "yes" or "no" for each candidate) Brian "Yoda" Sterling Rudolf X BUSTED URINAL AWARD (vote "yes" or "no") Usenet Freedom Fighters GEORGE ARMSTRONG CUSTER "KICKED @$$" AWARD (vote "yes" or "no") Derek "ExtremeOne" Lawrence ORDER OF THE HOLEY SOCKPUPPET (vote "yes" or "no") Alexa Cameron TAR & FEATHERS (vote "yes" or "no" for each candidate) Brandon Hex Charles D. Bohne Raymond Ronald Karczewski 72 RAISINS "CRACKPOT RELIGION" AWARD (vote "yes" or "no") Stephen P. Vanier KOOK KARD FIVE OF DIAMONDS (vote for one candidate) Charles D. Bohne -- AUK award-winners and FAQs: http://www.insurgent.org/~kook-faq/ (Remove NOSPAM to reply.)
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