Shuttle launch scrubbed

Double-A wrote:

Michael Baldwin Bruce wrote:
Bruce AKA Art Deco wrote:
Michael Baldwin Bruce wrote:

frootbat wrote:
nightbat wrote

Ray Vingnutte wrote:

Oh well it does sound serious then. Saturday seems to be the earliest
launch possibility now though that seems far from certain. Would seem
to
depend if they need to get inside the main fuel tank, apparently that
has never been done on the launch pad and may need to be returned to
the
assembly building in which case it'll probably be September launch
though no one said that last bit ;-)

nightbat

Finally some more good news Officer Ray for that mother of two.
Well Officer Bert you got your wish and the mother astronaut has been
grounded for at least a few days. (:~)

So Darla won't be coming any time soon, frootloop?

Doesn't matter, he's still waiting for coffee, Bruce.

Huh?!? They make her bring the coffee, Bruce? Mustn't be espresso.

Time for some light hearted jokes

One mouse tells her girlfriend she dates a bat...
- What is this "thing" you are dating?
- It's a bat - It's a mouse with wings!
- But he is so ugly!
- Well, yes. But he is a pilot!

Frootloop's sexual fantasy.

The saucerheads all like to parade their fantasies on usenet, Bruce.

Indeed, Bruce. Its what comes from have telescopes stuck to their heads
so that they look like dickheads.

Area 51

[Insert coffee boy lame here]

[Insert coffee boy lame here]

[Insert coffee boy lame here]

carry on,
the nightbat

Kook on, frootbatty.

Carry bag full of frootloops.

--
Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler


It's a good thing the Shuttle launch is scrubbed, Bruce.

Now it's all washed up, just like NASA!

[insert outback sheep station lame here}

Double-A

Hi, Shirley! Did you get Chuckweasel's permission before poasting this?

--
Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler

"It's less a process of "convertion" it's about the reality of matter and
energy (all 8 [!] kinds of matter) ... and yes, that's how "they do it".
We {aliens} call it phase-tuning or simply phase-ing.
And no, you will have to find it out all by yourself. And yes, we
{aliens} will make sure your technical advancement will no longer be
faster than your spiritual one ... we'd rather let you perish on this
planet. That's a promise, you monkey-fu*kers.
HTH.
C."
-- Charles D. "Chuckweasel" Bohne's award-winning alien technology

"That's what you expect from people who think that the
cyberworld isn't "RL"."
-- Dr. David Tholen, Psychic Astrologer

Saturday and July 31 will come and go,and so will 05 NASA will praise
itself for putting people lives first in its attempt to make sure there
will be no Columbia,and Challenger explosion(oh ya) Reality is I take
better care of my cars. They are never kept outside in the rain. never
under the hot Sun to dry out the leather. Use chemicals and spray to
drive away moisture. Have replaced all pipes,and lots of wiring. Have
replaced computers,and circuit brakes. Cars have miles of
wiring.fuses,and circuit breakers. I replace them before they give
me problems. Brakes,and tires I replace when half worn out. I figure
I got the top of the half I'm to old to be stuck on the road. I turn
the key on any one of my cars and I can go to Alaska without a worry in
the world. My advice to NASA is the shuttles should be given the loving
care I give my cars. Try not to steal the bucks that could be
used to maintain the shuttles,and look into the use of barnacle glue. I
have also found if you make circles(donut) with the glue,and push the
tiles in very hard and that drives the air out of the donut hole(creates
a vacuum) this is very good physics Bert

I like that word "scrubbed" It means to clean up. What better time for
NASA to clean up its act. Bert

G=EMC^2 Glazier wrote:

And here is "G=EMC^2 Glazier"s response to:

Message-ID:

Saturday and July 31 will come and go,and so will 05 NASA will praise
itself for putting people lives first in its attempt to make sure there
will be no Columbia,and Challenger explosion(oh ya) Reality is I take
better care of my cars. They are never kept outside in the rain. never
under the hot Sun to dry out the leather. Use chemicals and spray to
drive away moisture. Have replaced all pipes,and lots of wiring. Have
replaced computers,and circuit brakes. Cars have miles of
wiring.fuses,and circuit breakers. I replace them before they give
me problems. Brakes,and tires I replace when half worn out. I figure
I got the top of the half I'm to old to be stuck on the road. I turn
the key on any one of my cars and I can go to Alaska without a worry in
the world. My advice to NASA is the shuttles should be given the loving
care I give my cars. Try not to steal the bucks that could be
used to maintain the shuttles,and look into the use of barnacle glue. I
have also found if you make circles(donut) with the glue,and push the
tiles in very hard and that drives the air out of the donut hole(creates
a vacuum) this is very good physics Bert

No screed about toilets on the shuttles today?

--
Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler

"It's less a process of "convertion" it's about the reality of matter and
energy (all 8 [!] kinds of matter) ... and yes, that's how "they do it".
We {aliens} call it phase-tuning or simply phase-ing.
And no, you will have to find it out all by yourself. And yes, we
{aliens} will make sure your technical advancement will no longer be
faster than your spiritual one ... we'd rather let you perish on this
planet. That's a promise, you monkey-fu*kers.
HTH.
C."
-- Charles D. "Chuckweasel" Bohne's award-winning alien technology

"That's what you expect from people who think that the
cyberworld isn't "RL"."
-- Dr. David Tholen, Psychic Astrologer

Double-Anus wrote:
Michael Baldwin Bruce wrote:
Bruce AKA Art Deco wrote:
Michael Baldwin Bruce wrote:

frootbat wrote:
nightbat wrote

Ray Vingnutte wrote:

Oh well it does sound serious then. Saturday seems to be the earliest
launch possibility now though that seems far from certain. Would seem to
depend if they need to get inside the main fuel tank, apparently that
has never been done on the launch pad and may need to be returned to the
assembly building in which case it'll probably be September launch
though no one said that last bit ;-)

nightbat

Finally some more good news Officer Ray for that mother of two.
Well Officer Bert you got your wish and the mother astronaut has been
grounded for at least a few days. (:~)

So Darla won't be coming any time soon, frootloop?

Doesn't matter, he's still waiting for coffee, Bruce.

Huh?!? They make her bring the coffee, Bruce? Mustn't be espresso.

Time for some light hearted jokes

One mouse tells her girlfriend she dates a bat...
- What is this "thing" you are dating?
- It's a bat - It's a mouse with wings!
- But he is so ugly!
- Well, yes. But he is a pilot!

Frootloop's sexual fantasy.

The saucerheads all like to parade their fantasies on usenet, Bruce.

Indeed, Bruce. Its what comes from have telescopes stuck to their heads
so that they look like dickheads.

Area 51

[Insert coffee boy lame here]

[Insert coffee boy lame here]

[Insert coffee boy lame here]

carry on,
the nightbat

Kook on, frootbatty.

Carry bag full of frootloops.

--
Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler


It's a good thing the Shuttle launch is scrubbed, Bruce.

Now it's all washed up, just like NASA!

You should be so lucky.

[insert outback sheep station lame here}

Double-Anus

[insert outback sheep station into lame Double-Anus here}

Art Deco wrote:
Double-A wrote:

Michael Baldwin Bruce wrote:
Bruce AKA Art Deco wrote:
Michael Baldwin Bruce wrote:

frootbat wrote:
nightbat wrote

Ray Vingnutte wrote:

Oh well it does sound serious then. Saturday seems to be the earliest
launch possibility now though that seems far from certain. Would seem
to
depend if they need to get inside the main fuel tank, apparently that
has never been done on the launch pad and may need to be returned to
the
assembly building in which case it'll probably be September launch
though no one said that last bit ;-)

nightbat

Finally some more good news Officer Ray for that mother of two.
Well Officer Bert you got your wish and the mother astronaut has been
grounded for at least a few days. (:~)

So Darla won't be coming any time soon, frootloop?

Doesn't matter, he's still waiting for coffee, Bruce.

Huh?!? They make her bring the coffee, Bruce? Mustn't be espresso.

Time for some light hearted jokes

One mouse tells her girlfriend she dates a bat...
- What is this "thing" you are dating?
- It's a bat - It's a mouse with wings!
- But he is so ugly!
- Well, yes. But he is a pilot!

Frootloop's sexual fantasy.

The saucerheads all like to parade their fantasies on usenet, Bruce.

Indeed, Bruce. Its what comes from have telescopes stuck to their heads
so that they look like dickheads.

Area 51

[Insert coffee boy lame here]

[Insert coffee boy lame here]

[Insert coffee boy lame here]

carry on,
the nightbat

Kook on, frootbatty.

Carry bag full of frootloops.

--
Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler


It's a good thing the Shuttle launch is scrubbed, Bruce.

Now it's all washed up, just like NASA!

[insert outback sheep station lame here}

Double-A

Hi, Shirley! Did you get Chuckweasel's permission before poasting this?


Hi, Devo!

No, actually I'm off the reservation.

Double-A

Art I have posted sitting on a padded toilet seat gives your ass more
comfort on long trips. That has good physics. It spreads the
pressure created by gravity more evenly. Try it even you might like
it,and it costs less than $10 I can see why NASA paid $25,000,000
for those toilets."Its not easy taking a **** standing on your head."
Art did your mother always say to you "Don't forget to flush"? I think
all mothers say the same thing. Bert

Kook AKA G=EMC^2 Glazier wrote:
Art I have posted sitting on a padded toilet seat gives your ass more
comfort on long trips. That has good physics. It spreads the
pressure created by gravity more evenly. Try it even you might like
it,and it costs less than $10 I can see why NASA paid $25,000,000
for those toilets."Its not easy taking a **** standing on your head."
Art did your mother always say to you "Don't forget to flush"? I think
all mothers say the same thing. Bert

Do you really take a dump standing on your head? Weird.

Double-Anus wrote:
Art Deco wrote:
Double-A wrote:

Michael Baldwin Bruce wrote:
Bruce AKA Art Deco wrote:
Michael Baldwin Bruce wrote:

frootbat wrote:
nightbat wrote

Ray Vingnutte wrote:

Oh well it does sound serious then. Saturday seems to be the earliest
launch possibility now though that seems far from certain. Would seem
to
depend if they need to get inside the main fuel tank, apparently that
has never been done on the launch pad and may need to be returned to
the
assembly building in which case it'll probably be September launch
though no one said that last bit ;-)

nightbat

Finally some more good news Officer Ray for that mother of two.
Well Officer Bert you got your wish and the mother astronaut has been
grounded for at least a few days. (:~)

So Darla won't be coming any time soon, frootloop?

Doesn't matter, he's still waiting for coffee, Bruce.

Huh?!? They make her bring the coffee, Bruce? Mustn't be espresso.

Time for some light hearted jokes

One mouse tells her girlfriend she dates a bat...
- What is this "thing" you are dating?
- It's a bat - It's a mouse with wings!
- But he is so ugly!
- Well, yes. But he is a pilot!

Frootloop's sexual fantasy.

The saucerheads all like to parade their fantasies on usenet, Bruce.

Indeed, Bruce. Its what comes from have telescopes stuck to their heads
so that they look like dickheads.

Area 51

[Insert coffee boy lame here]

[Insert coffee boy lame here]

[Insert coffee boy lame here]

carry on,
the nightbat

Kook on, frootbatty.

Carry bag full of frootloops.

--
Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler


It's a good thing the Shuttle launch is scrubbed, Bruce.

Now it's all washed up, just like NASA!

[insert outback sheep station lame here}

Double-A

Hi, Shirley! Did you get Chuckweasel's permission before poasting this?


Hi, Devo!

No, actually I'm off the reservation.

Double-Anus

Indian giver!

[insert outback sheep station into lame Double-Anus here}

Michael Baldwin Bruce wrote:
Kook AKA G=EMC^2 Glazier wrote:
Art I have posted sitting on a padded toilet seat gives your ass more
comfort on long trips. That has good physics. It spreads the
pressure created by gravity more evenly. Try it even you might like
it,and it costs less than $10 I can see why NASA paid $25,000,000
for those toilets."Its not easy taking a **** standing on your head."
Art did your mother always say to you "Don't forget to flush"? I think
all mothers say the same thing. Bert

Do you really take a dump standing on your head? Weird.


Bruce's mother never told him to flush, because their outhouse at the
sheep station didn't have a flush!

**** just piled up!

That's why he still has plenty to spread today.

Double-A