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My First National bank was taken over by Severn Trent I took the money
out and took it to Peoples First. They told me that for opening the account Ruth and I get free $10,000 life insurance each. I told the bank manager my wife is not well he said "No problem" WOW At our age dying can be profitable. I hope they don't just write a check and drop it in the casket Smells fishy to me Bert |
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G=EMC^2 Glazier wrote: My First National bank was taken over by Severn Trent I took the money out and took it to Peoples First. Soon you will be banking at Wal-Mart! They told me that for opening the account Ruth and I get free $10,000 life insurance each. I told the bank manager my wife is not well he said "No problem" WOW The catch is that you have to be killed by a train while riding on a steamship in order to collect. At our age dying can be profitable. I hope they don't just write a check and drop it in the casket Smells fishy to me Bert The check will be payable to, and require the endorsement of the deceased! Double-A |
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"G=EMC^2 Glazier" wrote in message ... My First National bank was taken over by Severn Trent I took the money out and took it to Peoples First. They told me that for opening the account Ruth and I get free $10,000 life insurance each. I told the bank manager my wife is not well he said "No problem" WOW At our age dying can be profitable. I hope they don't just write a check and drop it in the casket Smells fishy to me Bert As much as I want to choke you every time you post a goofy, lame theory, I hope it's a LONG time before you collect on that policy. Best wishes to your wifey. Matty-o |
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Matty-o Thank you Best to keep in mind they don't call me Beert
Brain for nothing |
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