THE LIE ABOUT EINSTEIN'S TWIN PARADOX

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2s1-RHuljo
Neil deGrasse Tyson: "One of the towering great achievements of the human mind in our understanding of the universe is Einstein's theories of relativity. (...) It makes only two assumptions: that the speed of light in a vacuum is constant no matter who is doing the measurement and no matter in what direction you are moving or how fast. You always get the same measurement for the speed of light. That's Assumption 1 which by the way the experiment has shown to be true. Assumption 2... (...) Given those two tenets, extraordinary spooky phenomena derive from them. For example: As you travel faster (...) time ticks MORE SLOWLY for you than it does for other people who are not."

This is a lie (which has been converted into an absolute truth by being constantly repeated for more than a century). Just the opposite conclusion derives from the two tenets (assumptions):

As you travel faster, time ticks FASTER for you than it does for stationaries (you see your clock running FASTER than stationary clocks).

Here are people who do teach the correct conclusion:

http://www.people.fas.harvard.edu/~djmorin/chap11.pdf
Introduction to Classical Mechanics With Problems and Solutions, David Morin, Cambridge University Press, Chapter 11, p. 14: "Twin A stays on the earth, while twin B flies quickly to a distant star and back. (...) For the entire outward and return parts of the trip, B does observe A's clock running slow..."

http://sciliterature.50webs.com/Dialog.htm
Albert Einstein: "During the partial processes 2 and 4 [the outward and return parts of the trip] the clock U1, going at a velocity v, runs indeed at a slower pace than the resting clock U2." [Note: In Einstein's paper U2 is actually the travelling clock and U1 is the resting one, but since in the above quotation things are judged from the traveller's reference frame, U1 is said to be "going at a velocity v" while U2 is called "resting".]

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The respective experimental lie:

http://u2.lege.net/cetinbal/HTMLdosy...Relativity.htm
"The most famous hypothetical illustration of time dilation is usually called the twin paradox. Suppose there are twins named Harry and Mary. Mary takes off in a spaceship which travels very fast away from earth (it must travel close to the speed of light for the effect to be noticeable) and returns very fast. We can think of the human body as a clock which records the passage of time by aging. Since Mary is moving very fast, her clock runs slowly, compared to Harry's clock. As a result, when Mary arrives back at earth she has aged less than Harry has. How much less depends on how far she has traveled, and how fast. Time dilation is not just a crazy idea. It has been verified experimentally. Perhaps the best example of this involves a subatomic particle called a muon. The muon is an unstable particle, which means that shortly after one is created, it decays into lighter particles. How long a muon takes to decay has been measured very precisely. Anyway, it's been observed that a muon moving close to the speed of light lives longer than a muon that's at rest or moving slowly. This is a relativistic effect."

"The best example" is a fraud. A fast flying muon crashes into an obstacle and quickly disintegrates. In Einstein's schizophrenic world, the short period of disintegration (during which, according to Einsteinians, the muon is "at rest") is shorter than the lifetime of non-crashing muons because non-crashing muons undergo time dilation, a miraculous effect predicted by Einstein's relativity.

Here is how the lifetime of crashing ("at rest") muons is measured:

http://www.physics.rutgers.edu/ugrad...on-rutgers.pdf
"In order to measure the decay constant for a muon at rest (or the corresponding mean-life) one must stop and detect a muon, wait for and detect its decay products, and measure the time interval between capture and decay."

http://cosmic.lbl.gov/more/SeanFottrell.pdf
"Experiment 1: The lifetime of muons at rest (...) Some of these muons are stopped within the plastic of the detector and the electronics are designed to measure the time between their arrival and their subsequent decay."

http://www.stanford.edu/~jbarral/Dow...e1-Rapport.pdf
"Les muons qui arrivent au niveau du détecteur sont des particules ultra-relativistes dont la vitesse est proche de c et l'énergie comprise entre 7.5 MeV et 7.5 GeV La détection s'effectue grâce à deux scintillateurs et un bloc de verre au plomb. Les deux scintillateurs mesurent le passage d'une particule cosmique. Le verre au plomb arrête un certain nombre de particules, qui se désintègrent : on mesure alors leur temps de désintégration."

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A fast flying muon crashes into an obstacle and quickly disintegrates. Non-crashing muons live longer. Why do non-crashing muons live longer?

Sane people: Because they don't crash.

Einsteinians: Because non-crashing muons undergo time dilation, an effect gloriously predicted by Divine Albert's Divine Theory.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lE-I2I4i00
DIVINE EINSTEIN. "No-one's as dee-vine as Albert Einstein not Maxwell, Curie, or Bohr! His fame went glo-bell, he won the Nobel - He should have been given four! No-one's as dee-vine as Albert Einstein, Professor with brains galore! No-one could outshine Professor Einstein! He gave us special relativity, That's always made him a hero to me! No-one's as dee-vine as Albert Einstein, Professor in overdrive!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PkLLXhONvQ
We all believe in relativity, relativity, relativity. Yes we all believe in relativity, relativity, relativity. Everything is relative, even simultaneity, and soon Einstein's become a de facto physics deity. 'cos we all believe in relativity, relativity, relativity. We all believe in relativity, relativity, relativity. Yes we all believe in relativity, relativity, relativity.

http://www.everythingimportant.org/E...neEinstein.jpg

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