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For (A) Man?
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"for (A) man is right" ... cuz ... he was not a man ... a child! Perhaps man-child? Get it? Anyway, for a little boy looking for his doggie it was a giant leap! With that, time to order "A" MkUltra-Burger! Keeps you thin so the lander can deal with weight limits. In fact, with special planning, two can eat for the price of one! Pays off when dumbass is forced into the FFC to fetch the ______? Get it? This is all just a joke, and honestly all of this is a lie. Cya |
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"Braden_Pyle" wrote in message
... Yup. "for (A) man is right" ... cuz ... he was not a man ... a child! Perhaps man-child? Get it? Anyway, for a little boy looking for his doggie it was a giant leap! I don't know what you're on, pal; but I hope you got a good price for it. |
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On Thu, 06 Nov 2008 13:50:54 GMT, "Alan Erskine"
wrote: I don't know what you're on, pal; but I hope you got a good price for it. ....I think he's wanked on some of that Mayberry moonshine his cousin Gomer Pyle gave him. Tends to turn people into trolls once it knocks their socks off. OM -- ]=====================================[ ] OMBlog - http://www.io.com/~o_m/omworld [ ] Let's face it: Sometimes you *need* [ ] an obnoxious opinion in your day! [ ]=====================================[ |
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Braden_Pyle wrote: Yup. "for (A) man is right" ... cuz ... he was not a man ... a child! Perhaps man-child? Get it? Anyway, for a little boy looking for his doggie it was a giant leap! With that, time to order "A" MkUltra-Burger! Keeps you thin so the lander can deal with weight limits. In fact, with special planning, two can eat for the price of one! Pays off when dumbass is forced into the FFC to fetch the ______? Get it? This is all just a joke, and honestly all of this is a lie. Cya You must understand the Zen insight of Sarah Silverman in her aquatic form: http://sarahsilverman.comedycentral....videoId=189832 http://sarahsilverman.comedycentral....videoId=207665 As Caine faced Master Kan in his final test and raised the red-hot cauldron of coals up with his upper arms to open the doors to the monastery...so that he might exit it as a Shaolin Priest going into the world... you must also understand that five seconds after those doors closed again, every Shaolin Priest in the room was laughing their ass off in delight, thinking that they could make a stupid round-eye fall for something like that. Or, as Master Po would have put it: "Grasshopper... if a tree falls in a forest...and no one hears it... then what the **** do we care about it? Have you stopped thinking about the white horse?" "What white horse, master?" "I'm glad you answered that question that way, Grasshopper; because I have a gun." "What is a 'gun' master?" "Oh, don't get smart-ass with me Caine." "What is 'smart-ass' master?" "**** you and the Perfect Platonic Horse you rode in on, Grasshopper." "Master... what color was that horse?" "How the hell should I know?" "I told you." "No, you didn't." "Oh, yes I did. You just forgot it, didn't you? You stopped thinking about it in perfect Zen form and then you forgot it, didn't you?" "What!?" "Oh, you've done all sorts of **** you don't even remember... say that twelve year old schoolgirl." "What schoolgirl?" "The one you can make _me_ forget for 10,000 Yuans." Then Master Po achieved complete enlightenment. :-D Pat |
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