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YINGbot wrote:
ah wrote in message
...

Snausages.


Grease stain reveals lost soul idolatrously clashes jizz queen.


Yup.
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ah
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Art Deco wrote:
ah wrote:

mariposas rand mair fheal greykitten tomys des anges wrote:
In article ,
ah wrote:

Art Deco wrote:
Charles D. Bohne wrote:

On Wed, 08 Feb 2006 06:50:11 GMT, "GOD"
wrote:

Buddha made me do it.G

Kiyo

Stop joking .. and COME!
C.

Take this to email, please.

Take this to email, please.

take this to shemail please


take this to gmail, please


take this to snailmail, please


take this to qmail, please
--
ah
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Lamie, the current sockpuppet of the fake
alien, wrote:

SHOOT.
I'm outta time.
I'll get back to you on this, Charles.


Time to zip out to the imaginary supermarket in the sky, lamer?

"Charles D. Bohne" wrote in message
.. .

I would have loved to hear that her biological age had stopped at 25 :-)
How would anyone (especially any female one) like to partake in an
"aging program"?

Just wondering...
C.




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and County of Josephine, Then the AFAB, government/media
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someone who obviously has no understanding of what a signature is. Tell me,
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Saul Levy wrote:

Was that HHIC a hiccup by any chance? Just checking...


No, it was just a kookfart, Saul.

Saul Levy


On Thu, 09 Feb 2006 10:08:23 GMT, "Lomie"
wrote:

"Heather Thompkins" wrote in message
groups.com...

Charles D. Bohne wrote:
On Wed, 08 Feb 2006 10:34:58 GMT, "Kiyo"
wrote:

I am eighty-five years old come November this year.

So you were born in Nov.1921? In Japan I presume?


C.

When in November?


Hello Charles and Heather!

Kiyo was born in Okinawa, Japan, on November 22, 1921.
We rescued her on Dec. 7, 1941, just a few days following her 20th birthday.
Her plane had been shot down by a new American battleship weapon.
We wanted to study the damage, so we rescued the plane.
We had to reassemble Kiyo and revive her.
She came through it rather nicely, I think.

While her calendar age is almost 85 years, her mental age is nearly 200
years, and her physical age is presently about 53 years.
She chose not to age her body there for awhile, and then after reading about
the sean aging rituals, she asked to participate.
Darla, thinking it was just a little bit unusual, okayed it anyways.
Not long after this, Kiyo became the H H I C of our crew.
Then she and Ollie became a "thing", and now she's pregnant with triplets
(girls girls girls hee hee ).

Despite her hefty IQ, Kiyo does get a little flustered by some of the modern
methods humans have devised to deal with their tremendous levels of fear,
such as in the coffeeboi posts this thread.
Couldn't you just FEEL the sweat oozing off the foreheads of Brucie and
K-man as they typed those words of yawning?
So wonderfully true to their primate heritage!

Thank you!

Lomie


--
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Official Overseer of Kooks and Saucerheads in alt.astronomy
Official Agent of Deception
Co-Winner, alt.(f)lame Worst Flame War, December 2005

"Causation of gravity is missing frame field always attempting
renormalization back to base memory of equalized uniform momentum."
-- nightbat the saucerhead-in-chief

"Have patience. First I shall deal with the State of Oregon
and County of Josephine, Then the AFAB, government/media
disinformation Agents with whom you conspire to libel me and my
family. Your time will come."
-- Raymond Ronald Karczewski©, usenet "christ"

"Classic unsubstantiated and erroneous claim, and rather ironic, coming from
someone who obviously has no understanding of what a signature is. Tell me,
Haslam, do you sign your checks as 'Can't you show a little restraint?'"
-- David Tholen, Clueless Newbie of the Month, February 2003
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ah wrote:

Art Deco wrote:
ah wrote:

mariposas rand mair fheal greykitten tomys des anges wrote:
In article ,
ah wrote:

Art Deco wrote:
Charles D. Bohne wrote:

On Wed, 08 Feb 2006 06:50:11 GMT, "GOD"
wrote:

Buddha made me do it.G

Kiyo

Stop joking .. and COME!
C.

Take this to email, please.

Take this to email, please.

take this to shemail please

take this to gmail, please


take this to snailmail, please


take this to qmail, please


take this to fanmail, please

--
Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler
Official Overseer of Kooks and Saucerheads in alt.astronomy
Official Agent of Deception
Co-Winner, alt.(f)lame Worst Flame War, December 2005

"Causation of gravity is missing frame field always attempting
renormalization back to base memory of equalized uniform momentum."
-- nightbat the saucerhead-in-chief

"Have patience. First I shall deal with the State of Oregon
and County of Josephine, Then the AFAB, government/media
disinformation Agents with whom you conspire to libel me and my
family. Your time will come."
-- Raymond Ronald Karczewski©, usenet "christ"

"Classic unsubstantiated and erroneous claim, and rather ironic, coming from
someone who obviously has no understanding of what a signature is. Tell me,
Haslam, do you sign your checks as 'Can't you show a little restraint?'"
-- David Tholen, Clueless Newbie of the Month, February 2003
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ah wrote:

YINGbot wrote:
ah wrote in message
...

Snausages.


Grease stain reveals lost soul idolatrously clashes jizz queen.


Yup.

Yup.

--
Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler
Official Overseer of Kooks and Saucerheads in alt.astronomy
Official Agent of Deception
Co-Winner, alt.(f)lame Worst Flame War, December 2005

"Causation of gravity is missing frame field always attempting
renormalization back to base memory of equalized uniform momentum."
-- nightbat the saucerhead-in-chief

"Have patience. First I shall deal with the State of Oregon
and County of Josephine, Then the AFAB, government/media
disinformation Agents with whom you conspire to libel me and my
family. Your time will come."
-- Raymond Ronald Karczewski©, usenet "christ"

"Classic unsubstantiated and erroneous claim, and rather ironic, coming from
someone who obviously has no understanding of what a signature is. Tell me,
Haslam, do you sign your checks as 'Can't you show a little restraint?'"
-- David Tholen, Clueless Newbie of the Month, February 2003
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Kali wrote:

In article e78Hf.371626$qk4.243600@bgtnsc05-
news.ops.worldnet.att.net, posted Fri, 10 Feb 2006 22:06:03
GMT, Lomie says...

YELLOW STREAKS TOTALLY ERASED
Backs Our Specialty
::::

"Art Deco" wrote in message
...
Lomie, the current Darla sockpuppet wrote:

"Heather Thompkins" wrote in message
roups.com...

Charles D. Bohne wrote:
On Wed, 08 Feb 2006 10:34:58 GMT, "Kiyo"
wrote:

I am eighty-five years old come November this year.

So you were born in Nov.1921? In Japan I presume?


C.

When in November?


Hello Charles and Heather!

Hi, Lamie!


Hi, Artie!


Kiyo was born in Okinawa, Japan, on November 22, 1921.
We rescued her on Dec. 7, 1941, just a few days following her 20th

birthday.
Her plane had been shot down by a new American battleship weapon.
We wanted to study the damage, so we rescued the plane.
We had to reassemble Kiyo and revive her.
She came through it rather nicely, I think.

While her calendar age is almost 85 years, her mental age is nearly 200
years, and her physical age is presently about 53 years.


Ah, so now you're claiming to be 53 years old and about to give
birth to triplets.

How many people live in your head?

She chose not to age her body there for awhile, and then after reading

about
the sean aging rituals, she asked to participate.
Darla, thinking it was just a little bit unusual, okayed it anyways.
Not long after this, Kiyo became the H H I C of our crew.
Then she and Ollie became a "thing", and now she's pregnant with triplets


You need to get your story straight.

More badly written saucerhead mythology.


Awghhh!
That hurt SO real bad!!!


(girls girls girls hee hee ).

More hebephrenic laughter.


Can't get enough o' that Readers' Digest?


What does his comment have to do with the Reader's Digest?

Despite her hefty IQ,

Stratospheric IQ claim.


Stratocumulus mentality.


Cumulonimbus bull****.

Kiyo does get a little flustered by some of the modern

Talking about sockpuppet in the third person.


Oooo, SEE?
YOU have sockpuppet delusions, Too, PKB Master!


No delusion on Mr. Deco's part. We have:

,
Kiyo


And now we have:

,
Lomie


Plus these (note the froggery):

Message-ID:
"Silouen"

Message-ID:
"Dr. Why"

Message-ID:
"Darla"

Message-ID:
"Art D-D-Deco"

Message-ID:
"Andromedan"

Message-ID:
"Yubiwan"

Message-ID:
"Pros Pere"

Message-ID:
"Skyward"

Message-ID:

"Dr. Yubiwan"

With statements like:


Kiyo never replied to you again after that, Brucie.


That's just kooky.

methods humans have devised to deal with their tremendous levels of fear,

Inability to grasp laugher and parody.


Artie? what is "laugher"?
One who laughs?
If so, maybe YOU better grasp him. hee hee


such as in the coffeeboi posts this thread.

Coffee boy lame.


You misspelled "alert".


Couldn't you just FEEL the sweat oozing off the foreheads of Brucie and
K-man as they typed those words of yawning?
So wonderfully true to their primate heritage!

Topped off with a simian lame.


There! you did it again!
It's spelled A L E R T fer hevenshakes.


Nah, it's correctly identified as lame.

Thank you!

I thought you were leaving.


I thought you promised to stop pooping through your fingers.


Lomie

See how many you matched:

http://www.insurgent.org/~jhd/kookway.htm


My! oh my, now That's gotta be one of the most Objective websites I've Ever
Seen!


Objective for what?

Strong evidence to show that Justice is not only blind, it's also deaf,
odorless, touchless and tasteless.


Justice for what?


Fake aliens?

Kali


--
Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler
Official Overseer of Kooks and Saucerheads in alt.astronomy
Official Agent of Deception
Co-Winner, alt.(f)lame Worst Flame War, December 2005

"Causation of gravity is missing frame field always attempting
renormalization back to base memory of equalized uniform momentum."
-- nightbat the saucerhead-in-chief

"Have patience. First I shall deal with the State of Oregon
and County of Josephine, Then the AFAB, government/media
disinformation Agents with whom you conspire to libel me and my
family. Your time will come."
-- Raymond Ronald Karczewski©, usenet "christ"

"Classic unsubstantiated and erroneous claim, and rather ironic, coming from
someone who obviously has no understanding of what a signature is. Tell me,
Haslam, do you sign your checks as 'Can't you show a little restraint?'"
-- David Tholen, Clueless Newbie of the Month, February 2003
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"Art Deco" wrote in message
...
ah wrote:

YINGbot wrote:
ah wrote in message
...

Snausages.

Grease stain reveals lost soul idolatrously clashes jizz queen.


Yup.

Yup.

Yup


Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler
Official Overseer of Kooks and Saucerheads in alt.astronomy
Official Agent of Deception
Co-Winner, alt.(f)lame Worst Flame War, December 2005

"Causation of gravity is missing frame field always attempting
renormalization back to base memory of equalized uniform momentum."
-- nightbat the saucerhead-in-chief

"Have patience. First I shall deal with the State of Oregon
and County of Josephine, Then the AFAB, government/media
disinformation Agents with whom you conspire to libel me and my
family. Your time will come."
-- Raymond Ronald Karczewski©, usenet "christ"

"Classic unsubstantiated and erroneous claim, and rather ironic, coming

from
someone who obviously has no understanding of what a signature is. Tell

me,
Haslam, do you sign your checks as 'Can't you show a little restraint?'"
-- David Tholen, Clueless Newbie of the Month, February 2003



  #69  
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"Art Deco" wrote in message
...
Kali wrote:

In article e78Hf.371626$qk4.243600@bgtnsc05-
news.ops.worldnet.att.net, posted Fri, 10 Feb 2006 22:06:03
GMT, Lomie says...

YELLOW STREAKS TOTALLY ERASED
Backs Our Specialty
::::

"Art Deco" wrote in message
...
Lomie, the current Darla sockpuppet

wrote:

"Heather Thompkins" wrote in message
roups.com...

Charles D. Bohne wrote:
On Wed, 08 Feb 2006 10:34:58 GMT, "Kiyo"


wrote:

I am eighty-five years old come November this year.

So you were born in Nov.1921? In Japan I presume?


C.

When in November?


Hello Charles and Heather!

Hi, Lamie!

Hi, Artie!


Kiyo was born in Okinawa, Japan, on November 22, 1921.
We rescued her on Dec. 7, 1941, just a few days following her 20th
birthday.
Her plane had been shot down by a new American battleship weapon.
We wanted to study the damage, so we rescued the plane.
We had to reassemble Kiyo and revive her.
She came through it rather nicely, I think.

While her calendar age is almost 85 years, her mental age is nearly

200
years, and her physical age is presently about 53 years.


Ah, so now you're claiming to be 53 years old and about to give
birth to triplets.

How many people live in your head?

She chose not to age her body there for awhile, and then after

reading
about
the sean aging rituals, she asked to participate.
Darla, thinking it was just a little bit unusual, okayed it anyways.
Not long after this, Kiyo became the H H I C of our crew.
Then she and Ollie became a "thing", and now she's pregnant with

triplets

You need to get your story straight.

More badly written saucerhead mythology.

Awghhh!
That hurt SO real bad!!!


(girls girls girls hee hee ).

More hebephrenic laughter.

Can't get enough o' that Readers' Digest?


What does his comment have to do with the Reader's Digest?

Despite her hefty IQ,

Stratospheric IQ claim.

Stratocumulus mentality.


Cumulonimbus bull****.

Kiyo does get a little flustered by some of the modern

Talking about sockpuppet in the third person.

Oooo, SEE?
YOU have sockpuppet delusions, Too, PKB Master!


No delusion on Mr. Deco's part. We have:

,
Kiyo


And now we have:

,
Lomie


Plus these (note the froggery):

Message-ID:
"Silouen"

Message-ID:
"Dr. Why"

Message-ID:
"Darla"

Message-ID:
"Art D-D-Deco"

Message-ID:
"Andromedan"

Message-ID:
"Yubiwan"

Message-ID:
"Pros Pere"

Message-ID:
"Skyward"

Message-ID:

"Dr. Yubiwan"




Eleven of them crazy *******s in just one head, THAT'S SICK !!

HJ



















With statements like:


Kiyo never replied to you again after that, Brucie.


That's just kooky.

methods humans have devised to deal with their tremendous levels of

fear,

Inability to grasp laugher and parody.

Artie? what is "laugher"?
One who laughs?
If so, maybe YOU better grasp him. hee hee


such as in the coffeeboi posts this thread.

Coffee boy lame.

You misspelled "alert".


Couldn't you just FEEL the sweat oozing off the foreheads of Brucie

and
K-man as they typed those words of yawning?
So wonderfully true to their primate heritage!

Topped off with a simian lame.

There! you did it again!
It's spelled A L E R T fer hevenshakes.


Nah, it's correctly identified as lame.

Thank you!

I thought you were leaving.

I thought you promised to stop pooping through your fingers.


Lomie

See how many you matched:

http://www.insurgent.org/~jhd/kookway.htm

My! oh my, now That's gotta be one of the most Objective websites I've

Ever
Seen!


Objective for what?

Strong evidence to show that Justice is not only blind, it's also deaf,
odorless, touchless and tasteless.


Justice for what?


Fake aliens?

Kali


--
Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler
Official Overseer of Kooks and Saucerheads in alt.astronomy
Official Agent of Deception
Co-Winner, alt.(f)lame Worst Flame War, December 2005

"Causation of gravity is missing frame field always attempting
renormalization back to base memory of equalized uniform momentum."
-- nightbat the saucerhead-in-chief

"Have patience. First I shall deal with the State of Oregon
and County of Josephine, Then the AFAB, government/media
disinformation Agents with whom you conspire to libel me and my
family. Your time will come."
-- Raymond Ronald Karczewski©, usenet "christ"

"Classic unsubstantiated and erroneous claim, and rather ironic, coming

from
someone who obviously has no understanding of what a signature is. Tell

me,
Haslam, do you sign your checks as 'Can't you show a little restraint?'"
-- David Tholen, Clueless Newbie of the Month, February 2003



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"Charles D. Bohne" wrote in message
...
On Thu, 09 Feb 2006 10:08:23 GMT, "Lomie"
wrote:

Hello Charles and Heather!

Kiyo was born in Okinawa, Japan, on November 22, 1921.
We rescued her on Dec. 7, 1941, just a few days following her 20th

birthday.
Her plane had been shot down by a new American battleship weapon.
We wanted to study the damage, so we rescued the plane.
We had to reassemble Kiyo and revive her.
She came through it rather nicely, I think.

While her calendar age is almost 85 years, her mental age is nearly 200
years, and her physical age is presently about 53 years.
She chose not to age her body there for awhile, and then after reading

about
the sean aging rituals, she asked to participate.
Darla, thinking it was just a little bit unusual, okayed it anyways.
Not long after this, Kiyo became the H H I C of our crew.
Then she and Ollie became a "thing", and now she's pregnant with triplets
(girls girls girls hee hee ).

Despite her hefty IQ, Kiyo does get a little flustered by some of the

modern
methods humans have devised to deal with their tremendous levels of fear,
such as in the coffeeboi posts this thread.
Couldn't you just FEEL the sweat oozing off the foreheads of Brucie and
K-man as they typed those words of yawning?
So wonderfully true to their primate heritage!

Thank you!

Lomie


I would have loved to hear that her biological age had stopped at 25 :-)
How would anyone (especially any female one) like to partake in an
"aging program"?

Just wondering...
C.


Okay, after we put Kiyo back together (I did most of it because I was
freshly studying the technique. It was sort of a "test" for me.), Darla
explained to her that we could help her stop aging if she wanted.
Kiyo chose to stop aging, but then a few years later she began to study us
with a passion.
When she came across the sean aging rites, she seemed to be impressed with
the logic behind them.
So she asked to participate, and she's been aging ever since.

Now, when she gets a little older (she is almost to the human extraction
period) she will reverse the process and her body will, uhm, age negatively?
I'm not sure what to call it because there is no human word to cover it,
because it never happens on your planet.

Waitasec, I just found it in one of your books.
You have the mental equivalent you call "age regression".
Well, this would be a physical age regression.

So anyways, when her body un-ages back to whatever age she decides to
stabilize at, that age is where she'll stay until the next aging rite.

So she partook in the aging program because she wanted to enjoy the benefits
of aging MENTALLY.
The mental age stays with you even after your body un-ages back to a favored
physical age.
And of course there are several other benefits that we'll tell everyone
about shortly following FOC.

Lomie


 




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