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GOOD GAWD! -- And You Can Say That Again!
http://andruska.files.wordpress.com/...on-of-adam.jpg There are approximately 474,000,000 Web Page results in which God is mentioned. (If you doubt me, look it up.) There are also 85,600,000 postings about God on Google as well as another 3,610,000 different postings to Google Groups. I hate to say this but every single one of them is wrong or without merit. You see, God isn't like your typical trillionaires, with their nose held high and the only thing on their mind from dawn to dusk is MAKING MORE MONEY. Actually, God is really down to earth, very humble and an awfuly nice Guy. Hell -- please excuse the language -- He has given us so much. He's allowed us a physical existence and a plethora of wonderful, incredible things that has allowed it to happen, sort of like magic. It's amazing, really, that He takes in stride the fact that so many people claim He doesn't exist, that we -- all of us -- have come along by pure chance or accident, despite the astronomical odds (like evolution) against it. Consequently, I often wonder why HE doesn't throw more darts -- lightning strikes -- at His critics, with their heads constanty up their ass. http://www.edconrad.com/pics/TightFit.jpg The only resonable answer, I would think, is that -- among His numerous attributes -- God also has awfully tough skin. Once upon a time a poster to talk.origins sarcastically wrote that I -- yours truly Ed Conrad -- has skin "thicker than a concrete rhinoceros." I'm pretty sure, in God's case, it's even thicker. The only living person I know who has met God and conversed with Him is Dave Fellin, one of the two coal miners who were entombed 14 days during a cave-in near Hazleton, Pa., in August 1963. ============= DEATH DOES NOT EXIST http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Miracle.jpg http://edconrad.com/lifeafterdeath ============= By now you should all well rememberr the story when, after a few days when all hope of survival was gone. Pope John XXIII -- who died 10 weeks before the cave-in -- appeared to both men at the same time and remained with them until Hank Throne, then Fellin, were hauled to the surface through a 17 1/2-inch borehole. It was while entombed -- before contact was made with the miners -- that Fellin had many out-of-body experiences. One was being aboard Columbus' ship en route to discovering America, testifying later that good ol' Chris was using a compass. Another was watching the Egyptian pyramdis being constructed, expaining that not a single multi-ton rock was imported to the site but, instead, they were made from what appeared to be cement right where they are today. Fellin also said the construction of the pyramids was supervised by extraterrestrials each of whom he described as "Caucasian but with a very dark tan." He also revealed -- years before the Hubble -- that he learned that there are more stars and planets in the universe "than there are grains of sand on all of the beaches in the world." Fellin also testified that he knew for a fact that there are human beings much like us scattered throughout the seen and unseen universe -- and added, like icing on the cake, that he actually traveled to one of these planets and saw for himself that it contained human life. As for his conversations with our God -- whom he said always called him DaviD -- he revealed that He is normal in every way except that he couldn't see his face, since it was shrouded in darkness. This why Fellin very often referred to Him as "The Man Whose Face I Couldn't See." "Pop," Fellin said he once asked Him (always calling him Pop). "Why can't I see Your Face?" He said God explained that, by revealing HIs face, it would stereotype Him, and He wanted it known that He can enter the soul of anyone at any time -- a prince or a pauper. Fellin said God told him that He can be anyone at any time, which is why we should be kind to our fellow man. Our God also told Fellin that He is a member of a family of Gods who live in a physical form on a planet countless light years from earth -- and each is responsible for a section of the unfathomable universe, He expained to Fellin that His physical body has its limitations but he can conquer time and distance by traveling as a spirit, taking only a split-second to be where He WANTS to be. He also revealed that He doesn't judge us when we die -- as we depart our physical existence for another destination -- but emphasing that we're actually judged in the afterlife by our contemporaries from earth. Fellin also learned that no one burns in a place called hell, The punishment. he said, is being ostracized by family members and one- time friends the evil deeds we had done against them -- primarily behind their back -- while in the physical realm. Fellin was asked how He felt being in God's company and his answer was much more than we can ever wish. ""I loved my own father with my whole heart," he told me. "Being in the company of God gave me the very same feeling." ================== Dave Fellin holds a copy of The Los Angeles Times heralding that the miners were alive. http://www.edconrad.com/lifeafterdea...ta/proof10.jpg Fellin holds a copy of the London Evening News from the day he and Throne were rescued. http://www.edconrad.com/lifeafterdea...ata/proof2.jpg Hank Throne holds a copy of the Hazleton Standard-Speaker from the day he and Fellin were rescued. http://www.edconrad.com/lifeafterdea...a/throness.jpg Fellin swears on The Bible that every word he has spoken is the truth. http://www.edconrad.com/lifeafterdea...proofbible.jpg Fellin tells his story to Dr. Elisabeth Kubler-Ross, considered the world's leading authority on death and dying and the author of several books. http://www.edconrad.com/lifeafterdea...ata/proof7.jpg Fellin takes -- and passes -- a polygraph test. http://www.edconrad.com/lifeafterdea...ata/proof8.jpg David Fellin and Hank Throne, freshly shaven, are shown together in the hospital the day they were rescued. http://www.edconrad.com/lifeafterdea...ata/proof1.jpg Dave Fellin and Ed Conrad stand near the tombstone in memory of Lou Bova, the third miner who died as a result of the cave-in. The men wre buried some 340 feet underground. http://www.edconrad.com/lifeafterdea...ata/proof6.jpg ==================== MAN AS OLD AS COAL http://www.edconrad.com ================== |
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