OINK OINK

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The
Washington Redskins franchise
in the National Football League
has just gone the way of the
dinosaur.

Unable to withstand the
onslaught of racial criticism,
the team's board of directors
today ****-canned Redskins and
unanimously approved a new name.

Henceforth, the old Redskins
will be known as the Washington
PIGskins (offending nobody except
the Porkers and probably a few
million Jews.)

Consequently the team's logo,
which once looked like this:

http://www.korkedbats.com/wp-content...9/Redskins.jpg

will soon look like this:

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/...77_306x423.jpg

Also seriously considered
for the new name were these
pathetic also-rans:

Washington Foreskins
Washington Capitalists
Washington Forked Tongues
Washington War Mongers
Washington Burgundy Epidermis
Washington Warlords
Washington Rush-Limbaughs

NOTE: The suggestion below
was eliminated quickly because
it apparently was too long:

Washington You-Pork-Me-and-I'll-Pork-You

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1a8eBP9mJ4

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UPDATED LINEUP OF THE 32 NFL TEAMS
Arizona Cardinals
Atlanta Falcons
Baltimore Ravens
Buffalo Bills
Carolina Panthers
Chicago Bears
Cincinnati Bengals
Cleveland Browns
Dallas Cowboys
Denver Broncos
Detroit Lions
Green Bay Packers
Houston Texans
Indianapolis Colts
Jacksonville Jaguars
Kansas City Chiefs
Miami Dolphins
Minnesota Vikings
New England Patriots
New Orleans Saints
New York Giants
New York Jets
Oakland Raiders
Philadelphia Eagles
Pittsburgh Steelers
San Diego Chargers
San Francisco 49ers
Seattle Seahawks
St. Louis Rams
Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Tennessee Titans
Washington Pigskins

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HOLY ****!
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MAN AS OLD AS COAL SLAW
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