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Old September 22nd 12, 10:17 PM posted to alt.fan.michael-moore,sci.astro.amateur,alt.fan.rush-limbaugh,rec.music.artists.springsteen,talk.politics.misc
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Default FAMOUS HOLY MAN BOOTED OUT OF ED CONRAD FAN CLUB


The fastest growing fan club in America has lost one of its
most loyal members.

Father Guido Sarducci, who speaks fluent Italian but hardly
a word of English, got his pink slip from the Ed Conrad Fan
Club after having the balls to say there are THIS MANY HOLES
in Ed's article about "Jesus".

http://www.fathersarducci.com/images/sarduccioval.gif

This is what caused the mild-mannered Holy Man to go berserk.

http://groups.google.com/group/alt.p...sarducci+jesus

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YES, VIRGINIA, MAN AS OLD AS COAL

PETRIFIED BONES, TEETH, EVEN SOFT ORGANS
-- SOME HUMAN -- FOUND BETWEEN COAL VEINS

(Strata dated Carboniferous geologically -- 280 million years)

HUMAN FINGERS (with fingernails) . . .

http://www.edconrad.com/pics/FINGERSx.jpg

"THE WORLD'S OLDEST HUMAN SKULL"

-- Wilton M. Krogman was the world-famous physical anthropologist
and human anatomist who wrote the book, "The Human Skeleton in
Forensic Medicine"

http://www.edconrad.com/pics/OldestHumanSkull.JPG

http://www.edconrad.com/pics/z11calv.jpg

http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Skullx.jpg

http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Skully.jpg

http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/cm...es/catcalv.jpg

=============

A HUMAN CRANIUM EMBEDDED IN A BOULDER

http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/pa...ata/skulla.jpg

http://www.edconrad.com/pics/skullb.jpg

http://www.edconrad.com/pics/SkullBoulderSide.jpg

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A FEMUR . . . (Still embedded in shale)

http://www.edconrad.com/pics/z8femur.jpg

A TIBIA . . .

http://www.edconrad.com/pics/newtibia.jpg

A FRONTAL MANDIBLE . . .

http://www.edconrad.com/FOSSILS08/HumanJaw3.jpg

A SIDE MANDIBLE . . .

http://www.edconrad.com/lifeafterdea...ata/conrad.jpg

A GALL BLADDER (containing a gall stone via CATscan) . . .

http://www.edconrad.com/FOSSILS08/GallBladder1.jpg

A HUMAN BRAIN (Only one hemisphere, unfortunately) . . .

http://www.edconrad.com/pics/HumanBrain.jpg

A PETRIFIED PENIS . . .

http://www.edconrad.com/pics/PetrifiedPP.jpg

THE OLDEST MAN-MADE TOOL

http://www.edconrad.com/pics/OldestTool.jpg

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A PETRIFIED BONE EMBEDDED IN SLATE

http://www.edconrad.com/FOSSILS08/InSlate11.jpg

TWO PETRIFIED FETUSES (One has turned to coal) . . .

http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Fetuses2.jpg

A CANINE TOOTH OF A LARGE ANIMAL

http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/cm...les/1tooth.jpg

PORTION OF A DINOSAUR FOOT
http://www.edconrad.com/images/z3dino.jpg

PORTION OF A GIANT PREHISTORIC SCORPION
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Scorpion.jpg

"MR. LONG-EARS" EMBEDDED IN A BOULDER

http://www.edconrad.com/images/inslate_mysterious.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/images/inslate5.jpg

VERY FIRST DISCOVERY -- LARGE ANIMAL SKULL

http://www.edconrad.com/pics/FirstDiscovery.jpg

============================

JUST SOME OF THE PHYSICAL EVIDENCE

http://www.edconrad.com/pics/TestResults.jpg

THE PSEUDOS SHOULD'VE KNOWN THAT
SOMEDAY THEIR **** WOULD HIT THE FAN

http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/in.../quotesnew.gif

http://www.edconrad.com/canals/index_files/hooton.gif

CRIME IN RHYME

"Evolutionists, their interests SO vested,
And Poor Truth, for too long molested
Their deceit and deception
Near the point of perfection
If it were my call, they'd ALL be arrested."

-- Ed Conrad
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MAN AS OLD AS COAL
http://www.edconrad.com

http://groups.google.com/group/alt.f...2305f02e955b66

===================

Today's Bonus

PROOF OF LIFE AFTER DEATH

http://www.edconrad.org

THE LATEST FBI FILE PHOTO OF ED CONRAD
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Dartboard.jpg

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Old September 23rd 12, 06:49 AM posted to alt.fan.michael-moore,sci.astro.amateur,alt.fan.rush-limbaugh,rec.music.artists.springsteen,talk.politics.misc
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Default FAMOUS HOLY MAN BOOTED OUT OF ED CONRAD FAN CLUB

On Sat, 22 Sep 2012 14:17:39 -0700, Legally.Insane517 wrote:


The fastest growing fan club in America has lost one of its most loyal
members.

Father Guido Sarducci, who speaks fluent Italian but hardly a word of
English, got his pink slip from the Ed Conrad Fan Club after having the
balls to say there are THIS MANY HOLES in Ed's article about "Jesus".

http://www.fathersarducci.com/images/sarduccioval.gif
This is what caused the mild-mannered Holy Man to go berserk.
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.p...thread/thread/

d275666945899429/6d575feaec30831b?q=ed+conrad+sarducci+jesus

================

YES, VIRGINIA, MAN AS OLD AS COAL

PETRIFIED BONES, TEETH, EVEN SOFT ORGANS -- SOME HUMAN -- FOUND BETWEEN
COAL VEINS
(Strata dated Carboniferous geologically -- 280 million years)
HUMAN FINGERS (with fingernails) . . .
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/FINGERSx.jpg
"THE WORLD'S OLDEST HUMAN SKULL"

-- Wilton M. Krogman was the world-famous physical anthropologist
and human anatomist who wrote the book, "The Human Skeleton in Forensic
Medicine"

http://www.edconrad.com/pics/OldestHumanSkull.JPG
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/z11calv.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Skullx.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Skully.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/cm...es/catcalv.jpg
=============

A HUMAN CRANIUM EMBEDDED IN A BOULDER
http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/pa...ata/skulla.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/skullb.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/SkullBoulderSide.jpg
==============

A FEMUR . . . (Still embedded in shale)
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/z8femur.jpg
A TIBIA . . .

http://www.edconrad.com/pics/newtibia.jpg
A FRONTAL MANDIBLE . . .

http://www.edconrad.com/FOSSILS08/HumanJaw3.jpg
A SIDE MANDIBLE . . .

http://www.edconrad.com/lifeafterdea...ata/conrad.jpg

A GALL BLADDER (containing a gall stone via CATscan) . . .
http://www.edconrad.com/FOSSILS08/GallBladder1.jpg
A HUMAN BRAIN (Only one hemisphere, unfortunately) . . .
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/HumanBrain.jpg
A PETRIFIED PENIS . . .


Yie ... yie ... yie .... !!!

Oh man-o-man ... are YOU ****ed up in the head !
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Old September 24th 12, 04:19 PM posted to sci.astro.amateur
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Default FAMOUS HOLY MAN BOOTED OUT OF ED CONRAD FAN CLUB

On Sunday, September 23, 2012 7:49:29 AM UTC+2, Mr.B1ack wrote:

Yie ... yie ... yie .... !!!

Oh man-o-man ... are YOU ****ed up in the head !


Even a rhetorical question demands a question mark. Non? As does the requirement for severe trimming of the quoted garbage. Otherwise you give the odious impression that you are a sympathising clone advertising the lunatic's babbling. Or, are even one and the same waster. (of institutional toilet paper)

Moving swiftly back on topic:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-19699581

The devil's own paedophile ring is now demanding "protection money" in support of its crumbling, pyramid sales, afterlife insurance scam.

"Buddy can you spare an Ozzy$?"

"We have a vast new harem of abused choirboys to pay off."

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-pacific-19685740

 




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