The Pope's edict

And we must donate $10 to the church for every extra solar planet detected
and $1 for every alien species encountered $2 for intelligent aliens. In
that way the church will become richer and more poweful by the scientific
discoveries scientist make, we already owe 50 c each for finding glycine,
fructose and sucrose on Mars and complex organics reported by the Viking
probe back in the 1970's. The "each" refers to the whole Viking team I say
50 c because glycine, fructose and glucose are not alive but are signs of
life, they could have come from a recent comet impact on Mars where these
things are also reported by spectroscopy and for the giant flying things in
Jupiter's atmosphere we owe about $3 for each person in the galileo team. So
the church will become rich on alien life and may convert sentient aliens to
human belief.

And possibly another $2 to the scientists who said Jupiter's clouds fight
each other.

Alien space craft shall cost us a $5 donation to the Pope each. So we owe
$10 for roswell, $5 for Maia's "battle star galactica", $5 for my ship in
Jupiter orbit, $5 for the Bar girls job on a bar on an alien space station,
$5 for adamski's experience, $5 for Rael's report, $12 for my two trips to
"other planets". $5 for Mum's flight and report, $9 for Nacy's report, $20
for gulliver's travels and $2 for the cromwellian revolt started by alien
contact in 1660....

I'll be donating my $88.5 in the collection by paypal next sunday (tomorrow)
if I can get the treasurers e-mail address. Then 16 Roman Knights may have
another ploughmans lunch.

I suggest othe scientists do the same (If affected).

Abonito

"Abonito" wrote in message
. uk...
I have heard the Pope has ordered the execution by lobotomy of the brain of
all atheists.

I am not an atheist.

The pope is acting out of self interest pure fearful of his personal
safety and his personal income.

His agents, the other bishops and the clergy also act in self interest for
fear of their safety and income.

He also wants the destrucion of those who believe in alien life and those
who put science first.

He is doing this out of self interest also.

If people did not give money to the church the employees of the Pope would
lose their jobs.

That is the real reason behind his orders.

He also hates thermonuclear fusion power for the same reason.

No problem:

For each dollar income from thermonuclear fusion I suggest we will give
the church 10 cents,

Similarly for wind power and solar power since all things belong to God
and therefore to the church.

Abonito

THE ENTIRE FABLES,STORIES, MIRACLES JESUS, GOD,VIRGIN MOTHER MARY
AND ON AND ON AND ON IS A DEVINE SHAM IN ALL DIRECTIONS 4/16/03 BC
IS THE ACTUAL DATE OF BIRTH FOR JESUS AND ALL THE REST YOU READ IN
THE BIBLE WELL JUST SPREED IT LIKE JELLY ON A BUN WITH MELTED BUTTER
FULLY CLARIFIED SAUTED THE ONIONS AND GARLIC AND THE FUZ FROM THE
FEATHERS OF ANGELS THEY WERE ALL THERE AND IT WAS ALL GOOD WITH GOLD
APLENTY FOR ALL WHERE GOD GRANTED ALL WISHES IN DUE TIME.

SO NOW YOU KNOW!

- TOM



On Dec 22, 5:46*am, "Abonito" wrote:
And we must donate $10 to the church for every extra solar planet detected
and $1 for every alien species encountered $2 for intelligent aliens. In
that way the church will become richer and more poweful by the scientific
discoveries scientist make, we already owe 50 c each for finding glycine,
fructose and sucrose on Mars and complex organics reported by the Viking
probe back in the 1970's. The "each" refers to the whole Viking team I say
50 c because glycine, fructose and glucose are not alive but are signs of
life, they could have come from a recent comet impact on Mars where these
things are also reported by spectroscopy and for the giant flying things in
Jupiter's atmosphere we owe about $3 for each person in the galileo team. So
the church will become rich on alien life and may convert sentient aliens to
human belief.

And possibly another $2 to the scientists who said Jupiter's clouds fight
each other.

Alien space craft shall cost us a $5 donation to the Pope each. So we owe
$10 for roswell, $5 for Maia's "battle star galactica", $5 for my ship in
Jupiter orbit, $5 for the Bar girls job on a bar on an alien space station,
$5 for adamski's experience, $5 for Rael's report, $12 for my two trips to
"other planets". $5 for Mum's flight and report, $9 for Nacy's report, *$20
for gulliver's travels and $2 for the cromwellian revolt started by alien
contact in 1660....

I'll be donating my $88.5 in the collection by paypal next sunday (tomorrow)
if I can get the treasurers e-mail address. Then 16 Roman Knights may have
another ploughmans lunch.

I suggest othe scientists do the same (If affected).

Abonito

"Abonito" wrote in message

. uk...

I have heard the Pope has ordered the execution by lobotomy of the brain of
all atheists.

I am not an atheist.

The pope is acting out of self interest pure fearful of his personal
safety and his personal income.

His agents, the other bishops and the clergy also act in self interest for
fear of their safety and income.

He also wants the destrucion of those who believe in alien life and those
who put science first.

He is doing this out of self interest also.

If people did not give money to the church the employees of the Pope would
lose their jobs.

That is the real reason behind his orders.

He also hates thermonuclear fusion power for the same reason.

No problem:

For each dollar income from thermonuclear fusion I suggest we will give
the church 10 cents,

Similarly for wind power and solar power since all things *belong to God
and therefore to the church.

Abonito