PINKU'S BACK! (was "BoY GeOrgy?!?!?!,...., speaks fOr all the RAMD'sters!!!..." ( Vince the punk is back again.))

Pinku-Sensei wrote:
"Colonel Jake TM" wrote in
:

wrote in message
oups.com...
:
: Pinku-Sensei wrote: What most punks would write. Blah blah blah= I'm
: the master of fools and idiots.

piggybacking
And I when I realized that's what I was as the Pollmaster of RAMD, I quit
in disgust. Interestingly enough, not a one of you was both capable and
willing to take my place. Of course, even though I no longer put it in my
.sig, I am still the Overseer of Kooks (and Trolls) on RAMD. That means
I'm still the master of fools and idiots. At least now, I know who and
what I'm overseeing.

Who would want to take your place pinky?

BTW, wonderful self-spank!

: Hope to meet you someday Pinky. I'd
: really like to shake your head,,, I mean hand.

Nice implied threat of violence. Be happy I'm not a netcop, George.
Otherwise, I might have a nice chat with MSN and Google Groups about
whether you're violating their terms of service.

Not a threat pinky...a typo and a promise...much different. I really do
want to shake your hand;]

: Now go play with the
: other morons...

Of course, I'm a kookologist, which means I study kooks, some of whom are
morons.
So the inmates study each other...interesting.

Right now, I'm not playing with the other kooky morons. I'm
playing with you.

No pinky...you're to much of a punk to play with people like me. You
could get your feelings hurt. All of them;]

: run along now. Drum corps people don't need you around
: anyhow.

Been listening to Lynyrd Skynyrd? "Southern man don't need him around
anyhow."

: I'll catch you later punk,

So you did, which is why I returned to this poast. Tsk, tsk, all that
effort to chase away that 3v1l t0rll Pinku, and all you did was make me re-
appear on RAMD. It's worthy of a song, inspired by you. After all, the
subject line of your lame of me was "Vince the punk is back again." I am
back again, thanks to you!

and you're still a punk pinky. That's the point and I'm happy you get
it.

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PINKU'S BACK (beta test version)
(rapped to the beat of "Without Me" by Eminem)

One Vanguard soprano goes round the outside,
round the outside, round the outside.
One Vanguard soprano goes round the outside,
round the outside, round the outside.

Guess who's back, back again
Pinku's back, tell a friend
Guess who's back, guess who's back,
guess who's back, guess who's back,
guess who's back, guess who's back,
guess who's back...
Duh da
Da um, da um, da um, da um, da um, da um, da um,
Duh da
Da um, da um, da um, da um, da um, da um, da um,

Verse 1:
I've created a monsta, 'cuz nobody wants to
See Vincent no more, they want Pinku,
I'm chopped liver.
Well, if you want Pinku, this is what I'll give ya
A Woodhouse Dog Whistle for the kooks that can be trained
And a Hammer of Thor to smite those who refrain
Soon with a Hook, Line, and Sinker to reel you in
To trolls small and large and award-winnin'.
Recognition to all the kooks who be representin'.
You waited this long to start debating
'Cuz I'm back, I'm on the rag and ovulating
I know that you a want to lame
But Vince's Axiom sets the game!
So the DCIA won't let me be
Or let me be me so let me see
They tried to shut me down on R-A-M-D.
But it feels so empty without me

Chorus:
Now this looks like a job for me
So EVERYONE just follow me
'Cuz we need a little controversy,
'Cuz it feels so empty without me
I said this looks like a job for me
So EVERYONE just follow me
'Cuz we need a little controversy,
'Cuz it feels so empty without me

Verse 2:
A tisk-it a task-it,
I go tit for tat with anybody who's talkin' this ****, that ****
But sometimes the **** just seems,
Everybody only wants to discuss me
So this must mean I'm disgusting,
But it's just me I'm just obscene
So let me just revel and bask,
In the fact that I got everyone kissin' my ass
And it's a disaster, such a catastrophe
For you to see so damn much of my ass, you asked for me?
Well I'm back (Da Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na) fix your dial-up modem
Plug it in and then I'm gonna enter
Into the front of your skin like a splinter
The center of attention back for the winter
I'm interesting, the best thing since wrestling
Infesting in your kids ears and nesting
"Testing: Attention Please!"
Feel the tension soon as someone mentions me
Here's my 10 cents, my 2 cents is free
A nuisance, who sent, you sent for me?

Chorus:
Now this looks like a job for me
So EVERYONE just follow me
'Cuz we need a little controversy,
'Cuz it feels so empty without me
I said this looks like a job for me
So EVERYONE just follow me
'Cuz we need a little controversy,
'Cuz it feels so empty without me

Now this looks like a job for me
So EVERYONE just follow me
'Cuz we need a little controversy,
'Cuz it feels so empty without me
I said this looks like a job for me
So EVERYONE just follow me
'Cuz we need a little controversy,
'Cuz it feels so empty without me
=================================

Stinks on Ice.
George

: George

/piggybacking

ng's restOred

Thank you, Joey. That was very helpful of you.

He's such a good boy..ain't he.

But GeOrgy-PoO?,
"If thats teh'case?!?!?!,...., what makes yOu think
Drum COrps. peOple need yOu arOund?!?!?!..."

And believe me BoY GeOrgy?,
"Us Drum COrps. peOple dOnt need yOu tO pOund fOr us
either!!!, we all knOw exactly (fOr Ourselves), what we
indeed need!!!,...., gOt any weed???,....,
thats what I screed!!!..."

Oh, that reminds me. You lost to Kazoo by only one vote for the AFA-B
Office of the Viagra Junkie. I guess you were too stiff a competitor.
Shall I forward the AUK ballot to RAMD and alt.comedy.standup so people can
vote for you for the Pathetic Anal Pineapple and Drama Queen?

snip

"Tell us GeOrgy BoY?!?!?!,...., what dO yOu need!!!..."

"And whats make yOu sO qualified On handing out?!?!?!,....,
IQ scOres??? (mOrOn),...., unless mOrOn was the highest yOu
cOuld ever achieve!!!..."

Nice lame!
--
Pinku-Sensei
Co-proponent of soc.men.moderated
Little girl at large.