NOMINATION: Dog Whistle - ~Double-A trained by Art Deco~

There's some serious idol-worshipping going on here. Double-A, trained
by Art Deco, for the BWM Dog Whistle. Any seconds?

SnuFF wrote:
There's some serious idol-worshipping going on here. Double-A, trained
by Art Deco, for the BWM Dog Whistle. Any seconds?


Evidence?

Double-A

Double-A wrote:

SnuFF wrote:
There's some serious idol-worshipping going on here. Double-A, trained
by Art Deco, for the BWM Dog Whistle. Any seconds?


Evidence?

Double-A

Snecking froups again?

Posting to AUK again?

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"Double-A" wrote in news:1157331792.601373.4650
@m73g2000cwd.googlegroups.com:

SnuFF wrote:

There's some serious idol-worshipping going on here. Double-A, trained
by Art Deco, for the BWM Dog Whistle. Any seconds?

Evidence?

Are you trying for a Tinfoil Sombrero now, saucerhead? Only the FNVW has
the authority to request that, but here....

. com


~a.f.a-b. added back~

SnuFF wrote:
"Double-A" wrote in news:1157331792.601373.4650
@m73g2000cwd.googlegroups.com:

SnuFF wrote:

There's some serious idol-worshipping going on here. Double-A, trained
by Art Deco, for the BWM Dog Whistle. Any seconds?

Evidence?

Are you trying for a Tinfoil Sombrero now, saucerhead? Only the FNVW has
the authority to request that, but here....

. com


~a.f.a-b. added back~


You nominated me because of how I voted on the ballot?

I protest!

I believe the Vote Wrangler has ruled on this issue before and set
precident protecting the sanctity of the AUK ballot.

Double-A

On Sun, 03 Sep 2006 23:31:06 -0700, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
SnuFF wrote:
There's some serious idol-worshipping going on here. Double-A, trained
by Art Deco, for the BWM Dog Whistle. Any seconds?

What the **** is this bull****, arsehole? I'm the one who trained the fake
Double-Anus!

support groups snecked

Oh, like you're the only one who's allowed? Gerroff! Nomination turded.

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On Mon, 04 Sep 2006 04:13:23 -0700, Michael Baldwin, Bruce sat in thee
Comfee Chaire, and didst finally confess, after taking Muche Tea:
The Secretary of HomIntern wrote:
On Sun, 03 Sep 2006 23:31:06 -0700, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
SnuFF wrote:
There's some serious idol-worshipping going on here. Double-A,
trained by Art Deco, for the BWM Dog Whistle. Any seconds?

What the **** is this bull****, arsehole? I'm the one who trained the
fake Double-Anus!

support groups snecked

Restorted.

re-snecked I don't troll support groups. People looking for help deserve
a break. Unlike yourself.

Oh, like you're the only one who's allowed? Gerroff! Nomination turded.

Go **** yourself, ******.

Oh, by all means, you first.

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Looney Maroon nominee for August 2006 Johnny D Wentzky foamed:
"You never asked someone who goes into areas of the internet that are
only for adults who has an underage id somehow or another if they are a
cop posing as an underage person online?
I guess lots of people just don't watch dateline or read stories much.
Why don;t you go to pervertedjustice,com and see what they do. They are
awash in their self-proclaimed glory after they lied to membners of the
public.
They are awash in their self-proclaimed glory after they posed as an
underage person and agreed to do all sorts of sex acts wioth adult
males, and they are adults posing as teenager themselves. They make
themsleves into liars by falsely impersonating underage persons and by
not fuilfilling the words they tell the victims online in their chats.
Why don't you read it where they tell these victims of their deceit
about how they have been with grown men and such? Why don't you read it
where they say, "That would be cool." after someone makes an advance
towards an adult who is posing as a teenager? And, where they agree to
meet the person, etc.
Lost control, didn't you?
Is that why you feel as if you need to lie so much now? I see where lots
of these false impersonation games are not sticking. They feel as if
they can lie and then order the victims to get counseling in the
gayblade, governmental, pro-choice tax leech counseling centers. They
are doing nothing more than usury and fraud in many cases." -- Wentzky
almost comes out of the closet as a pedo/ephebophile in MID:

Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition wrote:
On Mon, 04 Sep 2006 04:13:23 -0700, Michael Baldwin, Bruce sat in thee
Comfee Chaire, and didst finally confess, after taking Muche Tea:
The Secretary of HomIntern wrote:
On Sun, 03 Sep 2006 23:31:06 -0700, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
SnuFF wrote:
There's some serious idol-worshipping going on here. Double-A,
trained by Art Deco, for the BWM Dog Whistle. Any seconds?

What the **** is this bull****, arsehole? I'm the one who trained the
fake Double-Anus!

support groups snecked

Restorted.

re-snecked I don't troll support groups. People looking for help deserve
a break. Unlike yourself.
Oh. That's nice.

How about cleaning up http://www.lart.com/auk/aukfaq.html ?

Oh, like you're the only one who's allowed? Gerroff! Nomination turded.

Go **** yourself, ******.

Oh, by all means, you first.

On Mon, 04 Sep 2006 05:25:33 -0700, Raving sat in thee Comfee Chaire, and
didst finally confess, after taking Muche Tea:
Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition wrote:
On Mon, 04 Sep 2006 04:13:23 -0700, Michael Baldwin, Bruce sat in thee
Comfee Chaire, and didst finally confess, after taking Muche Tea:
The Secretary of HomIntern wrote:
On Sun, 03 Sep 2006 23:31:06 -0700, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
SnuFF wrote:
There's some serious idol-worshipping going on here. Double-A,
trained by Art Deco, for the BWM Dog Whistle. Any seconds?

What the **** is this bull****, arsehole? I'm the one who trained
the fake Double-Anus!

support groups snecked

Restorted.

re-snecked I don't troll support groups. People looking for help
deserve a break. Unlike yourself.

Oh. That's nice.

How about cleaning up http://www.lart.com/auk/aukfaq.html ?

Not mine to clean up.

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Hail Eris!
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COOSN-029-06-71069
Looney Maroon nominee for August 2006 Johnny D Wentzky foamed:
"You never asked someone who goes into areas of the internet that are
only for adults who has an underage id somehow or another if they are a
cop posing as an underage person online?
I guess lots of people just don't watch dateline or read stories much.
Why don;t you go to pervertedjustice,com and see what they do. They are
awash in their self-proclaimed glory after they lied to membners of the
public.
They are awash in their self-proclaimed glory after they posed as an
underage person and agreed to do all sorts of sex acts wioth adult
males, and they are adults posing as teenager themselves. They make
themsleves into liars by falsely impersonating underage persons and by
not fuilfilling the words they tell the victims online in their chats.
Why don't you read it where they tell these victims of their deceit
about how they have been with grown men and such? Why don't you read it
where they say, "That would be cool." after someone makes an advance
towards an adult who is posing as a teenager? And, where they agree to
meet the person, etc.
Lost control, didn't you?
Is that why you feel as if you need to lie so much now? I see where lots
of these false impersonation games are not sticking. They feel as if
they can lie and then order the victims to get counseling in the
gayblade, governmental, pro-choice tax leech counseling centers. They
are doing nothing more than usury and fraud in many cases." -- Wentzky
almost comes out of the closet as a pedo/ephebophile in MID:

On 3 Sep 2006 20:20:51 -0700, "Double-A" wrote:


SnuFF wrote:
"Double-A" wrote in news:1157331792.601373.4650
@m73g2000cwd.googlegroups.com:

SnuFF wrote:

There's some serious idol-worshipping going on here. Double-A, trained
by Art Deco, for the BWM Dog Whistle. Any seconds?

Evidence?

Are you trying for a Tinfoil Sombrero now, saucerhead? Only the FNVW has
the authority to request that, but here....

. com


~a.f.a-b. added back~


You nominated me because of how I voted on the ballot?

I protest!

I believe the Vote Wrangler has ruled on this issue before and set
precident protecting the sanctity of the AUK ballot.

This case is different. Had he presented the ballot along *with* the
official nomination, then I probably would have refused the nomination out
of hand. Such was not the case, therefore I will keep the nomination open
and consider other evidence - in addition to my own observations about
the nature of the relationship. In any case, I don't expect to be ruling
on this nomination any time before the July/August election results are
made public.

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