VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, July/August 2006

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Here follows the one true ballot for the July/August 2006 Usenet Kook
Awards. Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked,
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CHUMP OF THE SUMMER, 2006
(Definition of "CHUMP" - n. A stupid or foolish person; a dolt.)

Write-in candidate:

Easy -- Outhouse John



KOOK OF THE MONTH
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)

Daryl Hunt
Jamie Baillie
John Harrington/James C Cracked/Ward Hardman
[X]Warhol
none of the above
abstain


CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)

[X]Daryl Hunt
John Harrington/James C Cracked/Ward Hardman
Lady Motown
Larry Caldwell, a.k.a. "Batroc Z Leaper"
Tim Bolen
none of the above
abstain

"I wrote 'The Way of The Kook'", and "I'm an old timer on the UseNets"
says it all.


COWARD OF THE MONTH
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)

Andrew B Chung
Daryl Hunt
[X]David Tholen
John Harrington/James C Cracked/Ward Hardman
Richard M Scoville
none of the above
abstain

Thololamer is long overdue here.


LOONEY MAROON AWARD
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)

Andrew B Chung
Dustin Cook
Gene Ray
John Wentzsky
Kent Hovind
[X]Nth Complexity
Pamela K Russell
none of the above
abstain

sci.physics wins again.


GOLDEN KILLFILE
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)

David Tholen
Mark Morgan, alias "an old friend"
[X]Warhol
none of the above
abstain

His anti-Zion frothfest during the Hezbolla war put him above the Holy
Digestor.


JOSEPH BARTLO "PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE" AWARD
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)

Anita Karczewski
[X]Cletis Perkins
Colonel Jake
Dustin Cook
MCP of Soc.Men
Roger Manyard
none of the above
abstain


BOB ALLISAT MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Raymond R Karczewski
[X]Richard M Scoville
neither of the above
abstain

What an idiot.


TONY SIDAWAY MEMORIAL "DRAMA QUEEN" AWARD
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)

Andre Lieven
Colonel Jake
[X]Tom D Potter
none of the above
abstain

sci.physics wins again.


VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN "WEIRD SCIENCE" AWARD
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)

Dennis B
Ernest Primeau
[X]nightbat
Pamela K Russell
Warhol
none of the above
abstain

sci.physics almost wins again.


PALMJOB PADDLE
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)

[X]John Harrington/James C Cracked/Ward Hardman
Pluto
Richard M Scoville
none of the above
abstain

Not seeing Duhryl in teh lits, I'll go with the ham tards.


SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)

[Y]John Harrington/James C Cracked/Ward Hardman


GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Ed LeTourneau
[X]John Harrington/James C Cracked/Ward Hardman
neither of the above
abstain


GEORGE ARMSTRONG CUSTER "KICKED @$$" AWARD
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Andrew B Chung
[X]David Tholen
neither of the above
abstain


BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Cletis Perkins
[X]Raymond Ronald Karczewski
neither of the above
abstain


KENNY MCCORMICK MEMORIAL MEDAL
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)

[Y]Andrew B Chung


UNABOMBER SURPRISE
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)

Cletis Perkins
Richard M Scoville
[X]Warhol
none of the above
abstain

The other two are also deserving.


ORDER OF THE HOLEY SOCKPUPPET
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Jeanne
[X]John Harrington/James C Cracked/Ward Hardman
neither of the above
abstain

Tough choice here.


TAR AND FEATHERS
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)

[Y]Chuck Lysaght


BUSTED URINAL AWARD
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)

Andrew B Chung
[X]Cletis Perkins
rec.radio.amateur.policy
none of the above
abstain

He has a one word vocabulary.


BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG WHISTLE
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)

Babaloonie, trained by Dave Hillstrom
Chuck Lysaght, trained by Gary Gamble
[X]David Tholen, trained by Joe Malloy
Pamela K Russell, trained by Hell Toupee
none of the above
abstain

Also long overdue, no one makes tholokook jump through hoops like the
alleged Joe Malloy.


OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
(Vote for one, or abstain)

[X]Richard M Scoville
Tom Bishop, a.k.a. Amadeus Jinn
Tom Potter
abstain

No one whines like Scumvile.


OFFICE OF VILLAGE IDIOT
(Vote for one, or abstain)

[X]Kenneth R Pangborn, a.k.a. Kenny Kakes
Skeptic, alias "Muddy Boggs", alias "TJ"
abstain

GO KENNY KAKES GO!!


OFFICE OF KOOKI INFORMATION MINISTER
(Vote for one, or abstain)

[X]Nth Complexity
Sylvia Sullivan, a.k.a. "PSYLVIA"
abstain


MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS
(Vote for one, or abstain)

[X]Charles D Bohne, Honest John and nightbat
Moderators of Soc.Religion.Asatru
The Big-8 Management Board
abstain

Go saucerheads go!


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"Who is "David Tholen", Daedalus? Still suffering from
attribution problems?"
-- Dr. David Tholen