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Old August 26th 06, 09:25 AM posted to alt.astronomy
nightbat[_1_]
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Default Attention All Alt.Astronomy Science Team Officers

nightbat wrote

Priority Comm Notice From Indy Base One Headquarters
Captain nightbat calling
Emergency dispatch non-coded protocol


Attention all Science Team Officers please stand by on alert for
hurricane Ernesto has been planetary sighted heading North by North-West
making its way towards Gulf vicinity. Danger, this could be a repeat of
the unimaginable scenario of last year with hurricane cat 5 Katrina. Our
Officer Bert has warned all of the dangers of rising ocean waters due to
planetary warming and summer sea ocean heating, oh mercy! Stay calm,
this is not a drill take all precautions.

Immense storm brewing bad boy Ernesto is heading repeat due North by
North-West with reported 40-45 mph winds in the hurricane forming eye
force already and gaining. Cuba appears in target heading area and at
worst Gulf Coast may be hit once again. The eye is huge just like
Katrina's please scientifically note its increasing speed and force. By
Monday the projected size and course will be made known more clearly but
all US southern coastal residents should take notice and begin
evacuation. Don't wait till the last minute for there are only a few
days and hours before the immense size and relative potential will make
itself clear.

Extreme Caution--- This is not a drill---repeat this is not a drill
Please low coastal areas residents clear out and forget that vacation
and head for higher ground now! Oh the humanity, please listen to your
profound Earth Science Team Officers and take heed, move, move now!

Officer Bert please report in, repeat Florida Officer Bert please report
in---are you all right? Heaven help us, she's I mean he's a big one
coming take no chances. All hurricane emergency procedures re-activate
and expect high potential flooding and high storm surge along coastal
plains. Don't just stand there get the word out help safe lives advise
evacuate repeat evacuate now! Help the women and children, elderly and
hospitalized and poor pets get to safe higher ground. Time is very
critical open all emergency channels now!

Please never mind the things you can't take with you for they can be
replaced but not your lives, run, run now! Please stay tuned to the
weather channel battery radio and tv updates and continuing net Officer
Science Team reports for your Gulf Coast residing life may depend on
them. The hurricane season has just began but this Ernesto is a
potential huge one take heed, head for higher ground now!

End of emergency priority comm notice
From Indy Base One Headquarters
Authenticated signature the nightbat


on emergency alert,
the nightbat

  #2  
Old August 26th 06, 11:10 AM posted to alt.astronomy
Double-A[_1_]
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Default Attention All Alt.Astronomy Science Team Officers


nightbat wrote:
nightbat wrote

Priority Comm Notice From Indy Base One Headquarters
Captain nightbat calling
Emergency dispatch non-coded protocol


Attention all Science Team Officers please stand by on alert for
hurricane Ernesto has been planetary sighted heading North by North-West
making its way towards Gulf vicinity. Danger, this could be a repeat of
the unimaginable scenario of last year with hurricane cat 5 Katrina. Our
Officer Bert has warned all of the dangers of rising ocean waters due to
planetary warming and summer sea ocean heating, oh mercy! Stay calm,
this is not a drill take all precautions.

Immense storm brewing bad boy Ernesto is heading repeat due North by
North-West with reported 40-45 mph winds in the hurricane forming eye
force already and gaining. Cuba appears in target heading area and at
worst Gulf Coast may be hit once again. The eye is huge just like
Katrina's please scientifically note its increasing speed and force. By
Monday the projected size and course will be made known more clearly but
all US southern coastal residents should take notice and begin
evacuation. Don't wait till the last minute for there are only a few
days and hours before the immense size and relative potential will make
itself clear.

Extreme Caution--- This is not a drill---repeat this is not a drill
Please low coastal areas residents clear out and forget that vacation
and head for higher ground now! Oh the humanity, please listen to your
profound Earth Science Team Officers and take heed, move, move now!

Officer Bert please report in, repeat Florida Officer Bert please report
in---are you all right? Heaven help us, she's I mean he's a big one
coming take no chances. All hurricane emergency procedures re-activate
and expect high potential flooding and high storm surge along coastal
plains. Don't just stand there get the word out help safe lives advise
evacuate repeat evacuate now! Help the women and children, elderly and
hospitalized and poor pets get to safe higher ground. Time is very
critical open all emergency channels now!

Please never mind the things you can't take with you for they can be
replaced but not your lives, run, run now! Please stay tuned to the
weather channel battery radio and tv updates and continuing net Officer
Science Team reports for your Gulf Coast residing life may depend on
them. The hurricane season has just began but this Ernesto is a
potential huge one take heed, head for higher ground now!

End of emergency priority comm notice
From Indy Base One Headquarters
Authenticated signature the nightbat


on emergency alert,
the nightbat



Oh the humanity!

But where is our Florida weatherman? Did he really take it to heart
when he was accused of babbling? I hope not. Did the mafia pull the
plug on his power? I hope they didn't do anything worse!

But MIA is what he is. We need those weather warnings, and on the spot
reports of the damage done by all those dangerous storms!

Report in, Bert! You are missed.

Double-A

  #3  
Old August 26th 06, 04:04 PM posted to alt.astronomy
honestjohn[_1_]
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Default Attention All Alt.Astronomy Science Team Officers


"Double-A" wrote in message
oups.com...

nightbat wrote:
nightbat wrote

Priority Comm Notice From Indy Base One Headquarters
Captain nightbat calling
Emergency dispatch non-coded protocol


Attention all Science Team Officers please stand by on alert for
hurricane Ernesto has been planetary sighted heading North by North-West
making its way towards Gulf vicinity. Danger, this could be a repeat of
the unimaginable scenario of last year with hurricane cat 5 Katrina. Our
Officer Bert has warned all of the dangers of rising ocean waters due to
planetary warming and summer sea ocean heating, oh mercy! Stay calm,
this is not a drill take all precautions.

Immense storm brewing bad boy Ernesto is heading repeat due North by
North-West with reported 40-45 mph winds in the hurricane forming eye
force already and gaining. Cuba appears in target heading area and at
worst Gulf Coast may be hit once again. The eye is huge just like
Katrina's please scientifically note its increasing speed and force. By
Monday the projected size and course will be made known more clearly but
all US southern coastal residents should take notice and begin
evacuation. Don't wait till the last minute for there are only a few
days and hours before the immense size and relative potential will make
itself clear.

Extreme Caution--- This is not a drill---repeat this is not a drill
Please low coastal areas residents clear out and forget that vacation
and head for higher ground now! Oh the humanity, please listen to your
profound Earth Science Team Officers and take heed, move, move now!

Officer Bert please report in, repeat Florida Officer Bert please report
in---are you all right? Heaven help us, she's I mean he's a big one
coming take no chances. All hurricane emergency procedures re-activate
and expect high potential flooding and high storm surge along coastal
plains. Don't just stand there get the word out help safe lives advise
evacuate repeat evacuate now! Help the women and children, elderly and
hospitalized and poor pets get to safe higher ground. Time is very
critical open all emergency channels now!

Please never mind the things you can't take with you for they can be
replaced but not your lives, run, run now! Please stay tuned to the
weather channel battery radio and tv updates and continuing net Officer
Science Team reports for your Gulf Coast residing life may depend on
them. The hurricane season has just began but this Ernesto is a
potential huge one take heed, head for higher ground now!

End of emergency priority comm notice
From Indy Base One Headquarters
Authenticated signature the nightbat


on emergency alert,
the nightbat



Oh the humanity!

But where is our Florida weatherman? Did he really take it to heart
when he was accused of babbling? I hope not. Did the mafia pull the
plug on his power? I hope they didn't do anything worse!

But MIA is what he is. We need those weather warnings, and on the spot
reports of the damage done by all those dangerous storms!

Report in, Bert! You are missed.

Double-A

Bert is still with us.

O.H.J.


  #4  
Old August 26th 06, 04:52 PM posted to alt.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell
honestjohn[_1_]
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Default Attention All Alt.Astronomy Science Team Officers


"Art Deco" wrote in message
...
Double-A wrote:

nightbat wrote:
nightbat wrote

Priority Comm Notice From Indy Base One Headquarters
Captain nightbat calling
Emergency dispatch non-coded protocol


Attention all Science Team Officers please stand by on alert for
hurricane Ernesto has been planetary sighted heading North by

North-West
making its way towards Gulf vicinity. Danger, this could be a repeat of
the unimaginable scenario of last year with hurricane cat 5 Katrina.

Our
Officer Bert has warned all of the dangers of rising ocean waters due

to
planetary warming and summer sea ocean heating, oh mercy! Stay calm,
this is not a drill take all precautions.

Immense storm brewing bad boy Ernesto is heading repeat due North by
North-West with reported 40-45 mph winds in the hurricane forming eye
force already and gaining. Cuba appears in target heading area and at
worst Gulf Coast may be hit once again. The eye is huge just like
Katrina's please scientifically note its increasing speed and force. By
Monday the projected size and course will be made known more clearly

but
all US southern coastal residents should take notice and begin
evacuation. Don't wait till the last minute for there are only a few
days and hours before the immense size and relative potential will make
itself clear.

Extreme Caution--- This is not a drill---repeat this is not a drill
Please low coastal areas residents clear out and forget that vacation
and head for higher ground now! Oh the humanity, please listen to your
profound Earth Science Team Officers and take heed, move, move now!

Officer Bert please report in, repeat Florida Officer Bert please

report
in---are you all right? Heaven help us, she's I mean he's a big one
coming take no chances. All hurricane emergency procedures re-activate
and expect high potential flooding and high storm surge along coastal
plains. Don't just stand there get the word out help safe lives advise
evacuate repeat evacuate now! Help the women and children, elderly and
hospitalized and poor pets get to safe higher ground. Time is very
critical open all emergency channels now!

Please never mind the things you can't take with you for they can be
replaced but not your lives, run, run now! Please stay tuned to the
weather channel battery radio and tv updates and continuing net Officer
Science Team reports for your Gulf Coast residing life may depend on
them. The hurricane season has just began but this Ernesto is a
potential huge one take heed, head for higher ground now!

End of emergency priority comm notice
From Indy Base One Headquarters
Authenticated signature the nightbat


on emergency alert,
the nightbat



Oh the humanity!

But where is our Florida weatherman? Did he really take it to heart
when he was accused of babbling? I hope not. Did the mafia pull the
plug on his power? I hope they didn't do anything worse!

But MIA is what he is. We need those weather warnings, and on the spot
reports of the damage done by all those dangerous storms!

Report in, Bert! You are missed.

Double-A


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  #5  
Old August 26th 06, 04:56 PM posted to alt.astronomy,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.usenet.kooks,comp.os.os2.advocacy
Art Deco[_1_]
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Default Attention All Alt.Astronomy Science Team Officers

nightbat wrote:

nightbat wrote

Priority Comm Notice From Indy Base One Headquarters
Captain nightbat calling
Emergency dispatch non-coded protocol


Attention all Science Team Officers please stand by on alert for
hurricane Ernesto has been planetary sighted heading North by North-West
making its way towards Gulf vicinity. Danger, this could be a repeat of
the unimaginable scenario of last year with hurricane cat 5 Katrina. Our
Officer Bert has warned all of the dangers of rising ocean waters due to
planetary warming and summer sea ocean heating, oh mercy! Stay calm,
this is not a drill take all precautions.

Immense storm brewing bad boy Ernesto is heading repeat due North by
North-West with reported 40-45 mph winds in the hurricane forming eye
force already and gaining. Cuba appears in target heading area and at
worst Gulf Coast may be hit once again. The eye is huge just like
Katrina's please scientifically note its increasing speed and force. By
Monday the projected size and course will be made known more clearly but
all US southern coastal residents should take notice and begin
evacuation. Don't wait till the last minute for there are only a few
days and hours before the immense size and relative potential will make
itself clear.


Golly, Sgt. Carter!

Extreme Caution--- This is not a drill---repeat this is not a drill
Please low coastal areas residents clear out and forget that vacation
and head for higher ground now! Oh the humanity, please listen to your
profound Earth Science Team Officers and take heed, move, move now!

Officer Bert please report in, repeat Florida Officer Bert please report
in---are you all right? Heaven help us, she's I mean he's a big one
coming take no chances. All hurricane emergency procedures re-activate
and expect high potential flooding and high storm surge along coastal
plains. Don't just stand there get the word out help safe lives advise
evacuate repeat evacuate now! Help the women and children, elderly and
hospitalized and poor pets get to safe higher ground. Time is very
critical open all emergency channels now!

Please never mind the things you can't take with you for they can be
replaced but not your lives, run, run now! Please stay tuned to the
weather channel battery radio and tv updates and continuing net Officer
Science Team reports for your Gulf Coast residing life may depend on
them. The hurricane season has just began but this Ernesto is a
potential huge one take heed, head for higher ground now!

End of emergency priority comm notice
From Indy Base One Headquarters
Authenticated signature the nightbat


on emergency alert,
the nightbat


It's Chicken Little season again!

--
COOSN-266-06-39716
Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler
Official Overseer of Kooks and Saucerheads in alt.astronomy
Official "Usenet psychopath and born-again LLPOF minion",
as designated by Brad Guth

"Who is "David Tholen", Daedalus? Still suffering from
attribution problems?"
-- Dr. David Tholen
  #6  
Old August 26th 06, 04:57 PM posted to alt.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell
Art Deco[_1_]
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Posts: 1,280
Default Attention All Alt.Astronomy Science Team Officers

Double-A wrote:

nightbat wrote:
nightbat wrote

Priority Comm Notice From Indy Base One Headquarters
Captain nightbat calling
Emergency dispatch non-coded protocol


Attention all Science Team Officers please stand by on alert for
hurricane Ernesto has been planetary sighted heading North by North-West
making its way towards Gulf vicinity. Danger, this could be a repeat of
the unimaginable scenario of last year with hurricane cat 5 Katrina. Our
Officer Bert has warned all of the dangers of rising ocean waters due to
planetary warming and summer sea ocean heating, oh mercy! Stay calm,
this is not a drill take all precautions.

Immense storm brewing bad boy Ernesto is heading repeat due North by
North-West with reported 40-45 mph winds in the hurricane forming eye
force already and gaining. Cuba appears in target heading area and at
worst Gulf Coast may be hit once again. The eye is huge just like
Katrina's please scientifically note its increasing speed and force. By
Monday the projected size and course will be made known more clearly but
all US southern coastal residents should take notice and begin
evacuation. Don't wait till the last minute for there are only a few
days and hours before the immense size and relative potential will make
itself clear.

Extreme Caution--- This is not a drill---repeat this is not a drill
Please low coastal areas residents clear out and forget that vacation
and head for higher ground now! Oh the humanity, please listen to your
profound Earth Science Team Officers and take heed, move, move now!

Officer Bert please report in, repeat Florida Officer Bert please report
in---are you all right? Heaven help us, she's I mean he's a big one
coming take no chances. All hurricane emergency procedures re-activate
and expect high potential flooding and high storm surge along coastal
plains. Don't just stand there get the word out help safe lives advise
evacuate repeat evacuate now! Help the women and children, elderly and
hospitalized and poor pets get to safe higher ground. Time is very
critical open all emergency channels now!

Please never mind the things you can't take with you for they can be
replaced but not your lives, run, run now! Please stay tuned to the
weather channel battery radio and tv updates and continuing net Officer
Science Team reports for your Gulf Coast residing life may depend on
them. The hurricane season has just began but this Ernesto is a
potential huge one take heed, head for higher ground now!

End of emergency priority comm notice
From Indy Base One Headquarters
Authenticated signature the nightbat


on emergency alert,
the nightbat



Oh the humanity!

But where is our Florida weatherman? Did he really take it to heart
when he was accused of babbling? I hope not. Did the mafia pull the
plug on his power? I hope they didn't do anything worse!

But MIA is what he is. We need those weather warnings, and on the spot
reports of the damage done by all those dangerous storms!

Report in, Bert! You are missed.

Double-A


*cluck* *cluck* *cluck* *cluck* *cluck* *cluck* *cluck* *cluck* *cluck*
*cluck* *cluck* *cluck* *cluck* *cluck* *cluck* *cluck* *cluck* *cluck*
*cluck* *cluck* *cluck* *cluck* *cluck* *cluck* *cluck* *cluck* *cluck*
*cluck* *cluck* *cluck* *cluck* *cluck* *cluck* *cluck* *cluck* *cluck*
*cluck* *cluck* *cluck* *cluck* *cluck* *cluck* *cluck* *cluck* *cluck*

--
COOSN-266-06-39716
Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler
Official Overseer of Kooks and Saucerheads in alt.astronomy
Official "Usenet psychopath and born-again LLPOF minion",
as designated by Brad Guth

"Who is "David Tholen", Daedalus? Still suffering from
attribution problems?"
-- Dr. David Tholen
  #7  
Old August 26th 06, 05:32 PM posted to alt.astronomy
nightbat[_1_]
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Default Attention All Alt.Astronomy Science Team Officers

nightbat wrote

honestjohn wrote:

"Double-A" wrote in message
oups.com...

nightbat wrote:

nightbat wrote

Priority Comm Notice From Indy Base One Headquarters
Captain nightbat calling
Emergency dispatch non-coded protocol


Attention all Science Team Officers please stand by on alert for
hurricane Ernesto has been planetary sighted heading North by North-West
making its way towards Gulf vicinity. Danger, this could be a repeat of
the unimaginable scenario of last year with hurricane cat 5 Katrina. Our
Officer Bert has warned all of the dangers of rising ocean waters due to
planetary warming and summer sea ocean heating, oh mercy! Stay calm,
this is not a drill take all precautions.

Immense storm brewing bad boy Ernesto is heading repeat due North by
North-West with reported 40-45 mph winds in the hurricane forming eye
force already and gaining. Cuba appears in target heading area and at
worst Gulf Coast may be hit once again. The eye is huge just like
Katrina's please scientifically note its increasing speed and force. By
Monday the projected size and course will be made known more clearly but
all US southern coastal residents should take notice and begin
evacuation. Don't wait till the last minute for there are only a few
days and hours before the immense size and relative potential will make
itself clear.

Extreme Caution--- This is not a drill---repeat this is not a drill
Please low coastal areas residents clear out and forget that vacation
and head for higher ground now! Oh the humanity, please listen to your
profound Earth Science Team Officers and take heed, move, move now!

Officer Bert please report in, repeat Florida Officer Bert please report
in---are you all right? Heaven help us, she's I mean he's a big one
coming take no chances. All hurricane emergency procedures re-activate
and expect high potential flooding and high storm surge along coastal
plains. Don't just stand there get the word out help safe lives advise
evacuate repeat evacuate now! Help the women and children, elderly and
hospitalized and poor pets get to safe higher ground. Time is very
critical open all emergency channels now!

Please never mind the things you can't take with you for they can be
replaced but not your lives, run, run now! Please stay tuned to the
weather channel battery radio and tv updates and continuing net Officer
Science Team reports for your Gulf Coast residing life may depend on
them. The hurricane season has just began but this Ernesto is a
potential huge one take heed, head for higher ground now!

End of emergency priority comm notice
From Indy Base One Headquarters
Authenticated signature the nightbat


on emergency alert,
the nightbat



Oh the humanity!

But where is our Florida weatherman? Did he really take it to heart
when he was accused of babbling? I hope not. Did the mafia pull the
plug on his power? I hope they didn't do anything worse!

But MIA is what he is. We need those weather warnings, and on the spot
reports of the damage done by all those dangerous storms!

Report in, Bert! You are missed.

Double-A


Bert is still with us.

O.H.J.



nigthbat

Thank you Science Officers for reporting in this Ernesto is a
forming monster alright. The forming cloud cover is so big really big
bigger it appears then Katrina oh mercy! What's happening, just one year
after Katrina now this, even potentially major bigger if that is possible.

Stay alert, get the word out we can't afford for the doubting Saul's to
take us for granted, a Caribbean nightmare is forming.

please stay at your duty posts,
the nightbat
  #8  
Old August 26th 06, 09:51 PM posted to alt.astronomy
honestjohn[_1_]
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Posts: 1,453
Default Attention All Alt.Astronomy Science Team Officers


"nightbat" wrote in message
...
nightbat wrote

honestjohn wrote:

"Double-A" wrote in message
oups.com...

nightbat wrote:

nightbat wrote

Priority Comm Notice From Indy Base One Headquarters
Captain nightbat calling
Emergency dispatch non-coded protocol


Attention all Science Team Officers please stand by on alert for
hurricane Ernesto has been planetary sighted heading North by

North-West
making its way towards Gulf vicinity. Danger, this could be a repeat of
the unimaginable scenario of last year with hurricane cat 5 Katrina.

Our
Officer Bert has warned all of the dangers of rising ocean waters due

to
planetary warming and summer sea ocean heating, oh mercy! Stay calm,
this is not a drill take all precautions.

Immense storm brewing bad boy Ernesto is heading repeat due North by
North-West with reported 40-45 mph winds in the hurricane forming eye
force already and gaining. Cuba appears in target heading area and at
worst Gulf Coast may be hit once again. The eye is huge just like
Katrina's please scientifically note its increasing speed and force. By
Monday the projected size and course will be made known more clearly

but
all US southern coastal residents should take notice and begin
evacuation. Don't wait till the last minute for there are only a few
days and hours before the immense size and relative potential will make
itself clear.

Extreme Caution--- This is not a drill---repeat this is not a drill
Please low coastal areas residents clear out and forget that vacation
and head for higher ground now! Oh the humanity, please listen to your
profound Earth Science Team Officers and take heed, move, move now!

Officer Bert please report in, repeat Florida Officer Bert please

report
in---are you all right? Heaven help us, she's I mean he's a big one
coming take no chances. All hurricane emergency procedures re-activate
and expect high potential flooding and high storm surge along coastal
plains. Don't just stand there get the word out help safe lives advise
evacuate repeat evacuate now! Help the women and children, elderly and
hospitalized and poor pets get to safe higher ground. Time is very
critical open all emergency channels now!

Please never mind the things you can't take with you for they can be
replaced but not your lives, run, run now! Please stay tuned to the
weather channel battery radio and tv updates and continuing net Officer
Science Team reports for your Gulf Coast residing life may depend on
them. The hurricane season has just began but this Ernesto is a
potential huge one take heed, head for higher ground now!

End of emergency priority comm notice
From Indy Base One Headquarters
Authenticated signature the nightbat


on emergency alert,
the nightbat


Oh the humanity!

But where is our Florida weatherman? Did he really take it to heart
when he was accused of babbling? I hope not. Did the mafia pull the
plug on his power? I hope they didn't do anything worse!

But MIA is what he is. We need those weather warnings, and on the spot
reports of the damage done by all those dangerous storms!

Report in, Bert! You are missed.

Double-A


Bert is still with us.

O.H.J.



nigthbat

Thank you Science Officers for reporting in this Ernesto is a
forming monster alright. The forming cloud cover is so big really big
bigger it appears then Katrina oh mercy! What's happening, just one year
after Katrina now this, even potentially major bigger if that is possible.

Stay alert, get the word out we can't afford for the doubting Saul's to
take us for granted, a Caribbean nightmare is forming.

please stay at your duty posts,
the nightbat



Yes Capt. Nightbat.

O.H.J.


  #9  
Old August 28th 06, 05:55 AM posted to alt.astronomy
nightbat[_1_]
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Default Attention All Alt.Astronomy Science Team Officers Capt Bert report

nightbat wrote

G=EMC^2 Glazier wrote:
Ernesto will lose power and spin as it rounds the turn of Florida'[s
Keys If it keeps its spin enough to hold its swirl to enter the Gulf
it will again gain great strength. Gulf water about 83F Lots of
humidity. Look out New Orleans,and Mississippi. You could be sitting
ducks again.History does repeat. Both are in hurricane alley. Both are
sitting duck pins Bert


nightbat

Thank you for your report Captain Bert and Ernesto is stalling
as it approaches Cuba and makes its run for the keys. Weather
forecasters agree with you but their estimated cone of impact does not
include New Orleans or Mississippi. We well know that hurricanes don't
obey weather forecasters, they tend to have a mind of their own. Your
prediction of possibility of altered trajectory is well based, and
presently the keys and most areas south/north Florida are expected to
get hit. Don't take any chances please head for higher ground Bert, I
don't want to lose such a valuable weather reporting officer.

carry on,
the nightbat


  #10  
Old August 28th 06, 02:36 PM posted to alt.astronomy
G=EMC^2 Glazier[_1_]
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Default Attention All Alt.Astronomy Science Team Officers Capt Bertreport

nightbat I'm laughing when you tell me to go to higher ground. Florida
is as level as a pool table. Best to say go under an overpass. I'm ownly
afraid of tornadoes. Here is a kicker. I have not paid this years
hurricane insurance yet. Seems they separated wind and water damage(I
don't like that) Raised the deductible(I don't like that) Raised the
premium(I can live with that) Someday it won't be a hurricane unless
the winds stay at 123 mph (oh ya) Bert

 




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