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Attention All Alt.Astronomy Science Team Officers
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Priority Comm Notice From Indy Base One Headquarters Captain nightbat calling Emergency dispatch non-coded protocol Attention all Science Team Officers please stand by on alert for hurricane Ernesto has been planetary sighted heading North by North-West making its way towards Gulf vicinity. Danger, this could be a repeat of the unimaginable scenario of last year with hurricane cat 5 Katrina. Our Officer Bert has warned all of the dangers of rising ocean waters due to planetary warming and summer sea ocean heating, oh mercy! Stay calm, this is not a drill take all precautions. Immense storm brewing bad boy Ernesto is heading repeat due North by North-West with reported 40-45 mph winds in the hurricane forming eye force already and gaining. Cuba appears in target heading area and at worst Gulf Coast may be hit once again. The eye is huge just like Katrina's please scientifically note its increasing speed and force. By Monday the projected size and course will be made known more clearly but all US southern coastal residents should take notice and begin evacuation. Don't wait till the last minute for there are only a few days and hours before the immense size and relative potential will make itself clear. Extreme Caution--- This is not a drill---repeat this is not a drill Please low coastal areas residents clear out and forget that vacation and head for higher ground now! Oh the humanity, please listen to your profound Earth Science Team Officers and take heed, move, move now! Officer Bert please report in, repeat Florida Officer Bert please report in---are you all right? Heaven help us, she's I mean he's a big one coming take no chances. All hurricane emergency procedures re-activate and expect high potential flooding and high storm surge along coastal plains. Don't just stand there get the word out help safe lives advise evacuate repeat evacuate now! Help the women and children, elderly and hospitalized and poor pets get to safe higher ground. Time is very critical open all emergency channels now! Please never mind the things you can't take with you for they can be replaced but not your lives, run, run now! Please stay tuned to the weather channel battery radio and tv updates and continuing net Officer Science Team reports for your Gulf Coast residing life may depend on them. The hurricane season has just began but this Ernesto is a potential huge one take heed, head for higher ground now! End of emergency priority comm notice From Indy Base One Headquarters Authenticated signature the nightbat on emergency alert, the nightbat |
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Attention All Alt.Astronomy Science Team Officers
nightbat wrote: nightbat wrote Priority Comm Notice From Indy Base One Headquarters Captain nightbat calling Emergency dispatch non-coded protocol Attention all Science Team Officers please stand by on alert for hurricane Ernesto has been planetary sighted heading North by North-West making its way towards Gulf vicinity. Danger, this could be a repeat of the unimaginable scenario of last year with hurricane cat 5 Katrina. Our Officer Bert has warned all of the dangers of rising ocean waters due to planetary warming and summer sea ocean heating, oh mercy! Stay calm, this is not a drill take all precautions. Immense storm brewing bad boy Ernesto is heading repeat due North by North-West with reported 40-45 mph winds in the hurricane forming eye force already and gaining. Cuba appears in target heading area and at worst Gulf Coast may be hit once again. The eye is huge just like Katrina's please scientifically note its increasing speed and force. By Monday the projected size and course will be made known more clearly but all US southern coastal residents should take notice and begin evacuation. Don't wait till the last minute for there are only a few days and hours before the immense size and relative potential will make itself clear. Extreme Caution--- This is not a drill---repeat this is not a drill Please low coastal areas residents clear out and forget that vacation and head for higher ground now! Oh the humanity, please listen to your profound Earth Science Team Officers and take heed, move, move now! Officer Bert please report in, repeat Florida Officer Bert please report in---are you all right? Heaven help us, she's I mean he's a big one coming take no chances. All hurricane emergency procedures re-activate and expect high potential flooding and high storm surge along coastal plains. Don't just stand there get the word out help safe lives advise evacuate repeat evacuate now! Help the women and children, elderly and hospitalized and poor pets get to safe higher ground. Time is very critical open all emergency channels now! Please never mind the things you can't take with you for they can be replaced but not your lives, run, run now! Please stay tuned to the weather channel battery radio and tv updates and continuing net Officer Science Team reports for your Gulf Coast residing life may depend on them. The hurricane season has just began but this Ernesto is a potential huge one take heed, head for higher ground now! End of emergency priority comm notice From Indy Base One Headquarters Authenticated signature the nightbat on emergency alert, the nightbat Oh the humanity! But where is our Florida weatherman? Did he really take it to heart when he was accused of babbling? I hope not. Did the mafia pull the plug on his power? I hope they didn't do anything worse! But MIA is what he is. We need those weather warnings, and on the spot reports of the damage done by all those dangerous storms! Report in, Bert! You are missed. Double-A |
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Attention All Alt.Astronomy Science Team Officers
"Double-A" wrote in message oups.com... nightbat wrote: nightbat wrote Priority Comm Notice From Indy Base One Headquarters Captain nightbat calling Emergency dispatch non-coded protocol Attention all Science Team Officers please stand by on alert for hurricane Ernesto has been planetary sighted heading North by North-West making its way towards Gulf vicinity. Danger, this could be a repeat of the unimaginable scenario of last year with hurricane cat 5 Katrina. Our Officer Bert has warned all of the dangers of rising ocean waters due to planetary warming and summer sea ocean heating, oh mercy! Stay calm, this is not a drill take all precautions. Immense storm brewing bad boy Ernesto is heading repeat due North by North-West with reported 40-45 mph winds in the hurricane forming eye force already and gaining. Cuba appears in target heading area and at worst Gulf Coast may be hit once again. The eye is huge just like Katrina's please scientifically note its increasing speed and force. By Monday the projected size and course will be made known more clearly but all US southern coastal residents should take notice and begin evacuation. Don't wait till the last minute for there are only a few days and hours before the immense size and relative potential will make itself clear. Extreme Caution--- This is not a drill---repeat this is not a drill Please low coastal areas residents clear out and forget that vacation and head for higher ground now! Oh the humanity, please listen to your profound Earth Science Team Officers and take heed, move, move now! Officer Bert please report in, repeat Florida Officer Bert please report in---are you all right? Heaven help us, she's I mean he's a big one coming take no chances. All hurricane emergency procedures re-activate and expect high potential flooding and high storm surge along coastal plains. Don't just stand there get the word out help safe lives advise evacuate repeat evacuate now! Help the women and children, elderly and hospitalized and poor pets get to safe higher ground. Time is very critical open all emergency channels now! Please never mind the things you can't take with you for they can be replaced but not your lives, run, run now! Please stay tuned to the weather channel battery radio and tv updates and continuing net Officer Science Team reports for your Gulf Coast residing life may depend on them. The hurricane season has just began but this Ernesto is a potential huge one take heed, head for higher ground now! End of emergency priority comm notice From Indy Base One Headquarters Authenticated signature the nightbat on emergency alert, the nightbat Oh the humanity! But where is our Florida weatherman? Did he really take it to heart when he was accused of babbling? I hope not. Did the mafia pull the plug on his power? I hope they didn't do anything worse! But MIA is what he is. We need those weather warnings, and on the spot reports of the damage done by all those dangerous storms! Report in, Bert! You are missed. Double-A Bert is still with us. O.H.J. |
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Attention All Alt.Astronomy Science Team Officers
"Art Deco" wrote in message ... Double-A wrote: nightbat wrote: nightbat wrote Priority Comm Notice From Indy Base One Headquarters Captain nightbat calling Emergency dispatch non-coded protocol Attention all Science Team Officers please stand by on alert for hurricane Ernesto has been planetary sighted heading North by North-West making its way towards Gulf vicinity. Danger, this could be a repeat of the unimaginable scenario of last year with hurricane cat 5 Katrina. Our Officer Bert has warned all of the dangers of rising ocean waters due to planetary warming and summer sea ocean heating, oh mercy! Stay calm, this is not a drill take all precautions. Immense storm brewing bad boy Ernesto is heading repeat due North by North-West with reported 40-45 mph winds in the hurricane forming eye force already and gaining. Cuba appears in target heading area and at worst Gulf Coast may be hit once again. The eye is huge just like Katrina's please scientifically note its increasing speed and force. By Monday the projected size and course will be made known more clearly but all US southern coastal residents should take notice and begin evacuation. Don't wait till the last minute for there are only a few days and hours before the immense size and relative potential will make itself clear. Extreme Caution--- This is not a drill---repeat this is not a drill Please low coastal areas residents clear out and forget that vacation and head for higher ground now! Oh the humanity, please listen to your profound Earth Science Team Officers and take heed, move, move now! Officer Bert please report in, repeat Florida Officer Bert please report in---are you all right? Heaven help us, she's I mean he's a big one coming take no chances. All hurricane emergency procedures re-activate and expect high potential flooding and high storm surge along coastal plains. Don't just stand there get the word out help safe lives advise evacuate repeat evacuate now! Help the women and children, elderly and hospitalized and poor pets get to safe higher ground. Time is very critical open all emergency channels now! Please never mind the things you can't take with you for they can be replaced but not your lives, run, run now! Please stay tuned to the weather channel battery radio and tv updates and continuing net Officer Science Team reports for your Gulf Coast residing life may depend on them. The hurricane season has just began but this Ernesto is a potential huge one take heed, head for higher ground now! End of emergency priority comm notice From Indy Base One Headquarters Authenticated signature the nightbat on emergency alert, the nightbat Oh the humanity! But where is our Florida weatherman? Did he really take it to heart when he was accused of babbling? I hope not. Did the mafia pull the plug on his power? I hope they didn't do anything worse! But MIA is what he is. We need those weather warnings, and on the spot reports of the damage done by all those dangerous storms! Report in, Bert! You are missed. Double-A *cluck* *cluck* *cluck* *cluck* *cluck* *cluck* *cluck* *cluck* *cluck* *cluck* *cluck* *cluck* *cluck* *cluck* *cluck* *cluck* *cluck* *cluck* *cluck* *cluck* *cluck* *cluck* *cluck* *cluck* *cluck* *cluck* *cluck* *cluck* *cluck* *cluck* *cluck* *cluck* *cluck* *cluck* *cluck* *cluck* *cluck* *cluck* *cluck* *cluck* *cluck* *cluck* *cluck* *cluck* *cluck* Colorado Carl *suck* *suck* *suck* *suck* *suck* *suck* *suck* *suck* *suck* *suck* *suck* *suck* *suck* *suck* *suck* *suck* *suck* *suck* *suck* *suck* *suck* *suck* *suck* *suck* *suck* *suck* *suck* *suck* *suck* *suck* *suck* *suck* *suck* *suck* *suck* *suck* *suck* *suck* *suck* *suck* *suck* *suck* *suck* *suck* *suck* *suck* *suck* *suck* *suck* *suck* |
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Attention All Alt.Astronomy Science Team Officers
nightbat wrote:
nightbat wrote Priority Comm Notice From Indy Base One Headquarters Captain nightbat calling Emergency dispatch non-coded protocol Attention all Science Team Officers please stand by on alert for hurricane Ernesto has been planetary sighted heading North by North-West making its way towards Gulf vicinity. Danger, this could be a repeat of the unimaginable scenario of last year with hurricane cat 5 Katrina. Our Officer Bert has warned all of the dangers of rising ocean waters due to planetary warming and summer sea ocean heating, oh mercy! Stay calm, this is not a drill take all precautions. Immense storm brewing bad boy Ernesto is heading repeat due North by North-West with reported 40-45 mph winds in the hurricane forming eye force already and gaining. Cuba appears in target heading area and at worst Gulf Coast may be hit once again. The eye is huge just like Katrina's please scientifically note its increasing speed and force. By Monday the projected size and course will be made known more clearly but all US southern coastal residents should take notice and begin evacuation. Don't wait till the last minute for there are only a few days and hours before the immense size and relative potential will make itself clear. Golly, Sgt. Carter! Extreme Caution--- This is not a drill---repeat this is not a drill Please low coastal areas residents clear out and forget that vacation and head for higher ground now! Oh the humanity, please listen to your profound Earth Science Team Officers and take heed, move, move now! Officer Bert please report in, repeat Florida Officer Bert please report in---are you all right? Heaven help us, she's I mean he's a big one coming take no chances. All hurricane emergency procedures re-activate and expect high potential flooding and high storm surge along coastal plains. Don't just stand there get the word out help safe lives advise evacuate repeat evacuate now! Help the women and children, elderly and hospitalized and poor pets get to safe higher ground. Time is very critical open all emergency channels now! Please never mind the things you can't take with you for they can be replaced but not your lives, run, run now! Please stay tuned to the weather channel battery radio and tv updates and continuing net Officer Science Team reports for your Gulf Coast residing life may depend on them. The hurricane season has just began but this Ernesto is a potential huge one take heed, head for higher ground now! End of emergency priority comm notice From Indy Base One Headquarters Authenticated signature the nightbat on emergency alert, the nightbat It's Chicken Little season again! -- COOSN-266-06-39716 Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler Official Overseer of Kooks and Saucerheads in alt.astronomy Official "Usenet psychopath and born-again LLPOF minion", as designated by Brad Guth "Who is "David Tholen", Daedalus? Still suffering from attribution problems?" -- Dr. David Tholen |
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Attention All Alt.Astronomy Science Team Officers
Double-A wrote:
nightbat wrote: nightbat wrote Priority Comm Notice From Indy Base One Headquarters Captain nightbat calling Emergency dispatch non-coded protocol Attention all Science Team Officers please stand by on alert for hurricane Ernesto has been planetary sighted heading North by North-West making its way towards Gulf vicinity. Danger, this could be a repeat of the unimaginable scenario of last year with hurricane cat 5 Katrina. Our Officer Bert has warned all of the dangers of rising ocean waters due to planetary warming and summer sea ocean heating, oh mercy! Stay calm, this is not a drill take all precautions. Immense storm brewing bad boy Ernesto is heading repeat due North by North-West with reported 40-45 mph winds in the hurricane forming eye force already and gaining. Cuba appears in target heading area and at worst Gulf Coast may be hit once again. The eye is huge just like Katrina's please scientifically note its increasing speed and force. By Monday the projected size and course will be made known more clearly but all US southern coastal residents should take notice and begin evacuation. Don't wait till the last minute for there are only a few days and hours before the immense size and relative potential will make itself clear. Extreme Caution--- This is not a drill---repeat this is not a drill Please low coastal areas residents clear out and forget that vacation and head for higher ground now! Oh the humanity, please listen to your profound Earth Science Team Officers and take heed, move, move now! Officer Bert please report in, repeat Florida Officer Bert please report in---are you all right? Heaven help us, she's I mean he's a big one coming take no chances. All hurricane emergency procedures re-activate and expect high potential flooding and high storm surge along coastal plains. Don't just stand there get the word out help safe lives advise evacuate repeat evacuate now! Help the women and children, elderly and hospitalized and poor pets get to safe higher ground. Time is very critical open all emergency channels now! Please never mind the things you can't take with you for they can be replaced but not your lives, run, run now! Please stay tuned to the weather channel battery radio and tv updates and continuing net Officer Science Team reports for your Gulf Coast residing life may depend on them. The hurricane season has just began but this Ernesto is a potential huge one take heed, head for higher ground now! End of emergency priority comm notice From Indy Base One Headquarters Authenticated signature the nightbat on emergency alert, the nightbat Oh the humanity! But where is our Florida weatherman? Did he really take it to heart when he was accused of babbling? I hope not. Did the mafia pull the plug on his power? I hope they didn't do anything worse! But MIA is what he is. We need those weather warnings, and on the spot reports of the damage done by all those dangerous storms! Report in, Bert! You are missed. Double-A *cluck* *cluck* *cluck* *cluck* *cluck* *cluck* *cluck* *cluck* *cluck* *cluck* *cluck* *cluck* *cluck* *cluck* *cluck* *cluck* *cluck* *cluck* *cluck* *cluck* *cluck* *cluck* *cluck* *cluck* *cluck* *cluck* *cluck* *cluck* *cluck* *cluck* *cluck* *cluck* *cluck* *cluck* *cluck* *cluck* *cluck* *cluck* *cluck* *cluck* *cluck* *cluck* *cluck* *cluck* *cluck* -- COOSN-266-06-39716 Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler Official Overseer of Kooks and Saucerheads in alt.astronomy Official "Usenet psychopath and born-again LLPOF minion", as designated by Brad Guth "Who is "David Tholen", Daedalus? Still suffering from attribution problems?" -- Dr. David Tholen |
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Attention All Alt.Astronomy Science Team Officers
nightbat wrote
honestjohn wrote: "Double-A" wrote in message oups.com... nightbat wrote: nightbat wrote Priority Comm Notice From Indy Base One Headquarters Captain nightbat calling Emergency dispatch non-coded protocol Attention all Science Team Officers please stand by on alert for hurricane Ernesto has been planetary sighted heading North by North-West making its way towards Gulf vicinity. Danger, this could be a repeat of the unimaginable scenario of last year with hurricane cat 5 Katrina. Our Officer Bert has warned all of the dangers of rising ocean waters due to planetary warming and summer sea ocean heating, oh mercy! Stay calm, this is not a drill take all precautions. Immense storm brewing bad boy Ernesto is heading repeat due North by North-West with reported 40-45 mph winds in the hurricane forming eye force already and gaining. Cuba appears in target heading area and at worst Gulf Coast may be hit once again. The eye is huge just like Katrina's please scientifically note its increasing speed and force. By Monday the projected size and course will be made known more clearly but all US southern coastal residents should take notice and begin evacuation. Don't wait till the last minute for there are only a few days and hours before the immense size and relative potential will make itself clear. Extreme Caution--- This is not a drill---repeat this is not a drill Please low coastal areas residents clear out and forget that vacation and head for higher ground now! Oh the humanity, please listen to your profound Earth Science Team Officers and take heed, move, move now! Officer Bert please report in, repeat Florida Officer Bert please report in---are you all right? Heaven help us, she's I mean he's a big one coming take no chances. All hurricane emergency procedures re-activate and expect high potential flooding and high storm surge along coastal plains. Don't just stand there get the word out help safe lives advise evacuate repeat evacuate now! Help the women and children, elderly and hospitalized and poor pets get to safe higher ground. Time is very critical open all emergency channels now! Please never mind the things you can't take with you for they can be replaced but not your lives, run, run now! Please stay tuned to the weather channel battery radio and tv updates and continuing net Officer Science Team reports for your Gulf Coast residing life may depend on them. The hurricane season has just began but this Ernesto is a potential huge one take heed, head for higher ground now! End of emergency priority comm notice From Indy Base One Headquarters Authenticated signature the nightbat on emergency alert, the nightbat Oh the humanity! But where is our Florida weatherman? Did he really take it to heart when he was accused of babbling? I hope not. Did the mafia pull the plug on his power? I hope they didn't do anything worse! But MIA is what he is. We need those weather warnings, and on the spot reports of the damage done by all those dangerous storms! Report in, Bert! You are missed. Double-A Bert is still with us. O.H.J. nigthbat Thank you Science Officers for reporting in this Ernesto is a forming monster alright. The forming cloud cover is so big really big bigger it appears then Katrina oh mercy! What's happening, just one year after Katrina now this, even potentially major bigger if that is possible. Stay alert, get the word out we can't afford for the doubting Saul's to take us for granted, a Caribbean nightmare is forming. please stay at your duty posts, the nightbat |
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Attention All Alt.Astronomy Science Team Officers
"nightbat" wrote in message ... nightbat wrote honestjohn wrote: "Double-A" wrote in message oups.com... nightbat wrote: nightbat wrote Priority Comm Notice From Indy Base One Headquarters Captain nightbat calling Emergency dispatch non-coded protocol Attention all Science Team Officers please stand by on alert for hurricane Ernesto has been planetary sighted heading North by North-West making its way towards Gulf vicinity. Danger, this could be a repeat of the unimaginable scenario of last year with hurricane cat 5 Katrina. Our Officer Bert has warned all of the dangers of rising ocean waters due to planetary warming and summer sea ocean heating, oh mercy! Stay calm, this is not a drill take all precautions. Immense storm brewing bad boy Ernesto is heading repeat due North by North-West with reported 40-45 mph winds in the hurricane forming eye force already and gaining. Cuba appears in target heading area and at worst Gulf Coast may be hit once again. The eye is huge just like Katrina's please scientifically note its increasing speed and force. By Monday the projected size and course will be made known more clearly but all US southern coastal residents should take notice and begin evacuation. Don't wait till the last minute for there are only a few days and hours before the immense size and relative potential will make itself clear. Extreme Caution--- This is not a drill---repeat this is not a drill Please low coastal areas residents clear out and forget that vacation and head for higher ground now! Oh the humanity, please listen to your profound Earth Science Team Officers and take heed, move, move now! Officer Bert please report in, repeat Florida Officer Bert please report in---are you all right? Heaven help us, she's I mean he's a big one coming take no chances. All hurricane emergency procedures re-activate and expect high potential flooding and high storm surge along coastal plains. Don't just stand there get the word out help safe lives advise evacuate repeat evacuate now! Help the women and children, elderly and hospitalized and poor pets get to safe higher ground. Time is very critical open all emergency channels now! Please never mind the things you can't take with you for they can be replaced but not your lives, run, run now! Please stay tuned to the weather channel battery radio and tv updates and continuing net Officer Science Team reports for your Gulf Coast residing life may depend on them. The hurricane season has just began but this Ernesto is a potential huge one take heed, head for higher ground now! End of emergency priority comm notice From Indy Base One Headquarters Authenticated signature the nightbat on emergency alert, the nightbat Oh the humanity! But where is our Florida weatherman? Did he really take it to heart when he was accused of babbling? I hope not. Did the mafia pull the plug on his power? I hope they didn't do anything worse! But MIA is what he is. We need those weather warnings, and on the spot reports of the damage done by all those dangerous storms! Report in, Bert! You are missed. Double-A Bert is still with us. O.H.J. nigthbat Thank you Science Officers for reporting in this Ernesto is a forming monster alright. The forming cloud cover is so big really big bigger it appears then Katrina oh mercy! What's happening, just one year after Katrina now this, even potentially major bigger if that is possible. Stay alert, get the word out we can't afford for the doubting Saul's to take us for granted, a Caribbean nightmare is forming. please stay at your duty posts, the nightbat Yes Capt. Nightbat. O.H.J. |
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Attention All Alt.Astronomy Science Team Officers Capt Bert report
nightbat wrote
G=EMC^2 Glazier wrote: Ernesto will lose power and spin as it rounds the turn of Florida'[s Keys If it keeps its spin enough to hold its swirl to enter the Gulf it will again gain great strength. Gulf water about 83F Lots of humidity. Look out New Orleans,and Mississippi. You could be sitting ducks again.History does repeat. Both are in hurricane alley. Both are sitting duck pins Bert nightbat Thank you for your report Captain Bert and Ernesto is stalling as it approaches Cuba and makes its run for the keys. Weather forecasters agree with you but their estimated cone of impact does not include New Orleans or Mississippi. We well know that hurricanes don't obey weather forecasters, they tend to have a mind of their own. Your prediction of possibility of altered trajectory is well based, and presently the keys and most areas south/north Florida are expected to get hit. Don't take any chances please head for higher ground Bert, I don't want to lose such a valuable weather reporting officer. carry on, the nightbat |
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Attention All Alt.Astronomy Science Team Officers Capt Bertreport
nightbat I'm laughing when you tell me to go to higher ground. Florida
is as level as a pool table. Best to say go under an overpass. I'm ownly afraid of tornadoes. Here is a kicker. I have not paid this years hurricane insurance yet. Seems they separated wind and water damage(I don't like that) Raised the deductible(I don't like that) Raised the premium(I can live with that) Someday it won't be a hurricane unless the winds stay at 123 mph (oh ya) Bert |
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