Limerick Time!

Raving wrote:
Double-A wrote:
Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
Holly who will bend over at the drop of a fart wrote:
troubled Michael Baldwin, Bruce having difficulty tying his shoes (too
fat) wrote:
huge ignoramus Holly wrote:
knowledgeable pervert Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

strap-on wearing Holly wrote:
lonely immature thwarted Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
frigid bitch Holly wrote:
Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
ah thole wrote:
Double-Anus wrote:
ah wrote:
honestjohn wrote:
"ah" wrote in message
... honestjohn wrote:
"ah" wrote in message
...
Holly wrote:
ah wrote:
Holly wrote:
THE LEWINSKY and KACZYNSKI LIMERICK

The Washington Post runs a weekly contest in its Style section
called
the "Style Invitational." The requirements this week were to use
the
two words Lewinsky (The Intern) and Kaczynski (the Unabomber) in
the
same limerick. Remember, the following winning entries were printed
in
the newspaper.

Third place:

There once was a girl named Lewinsky,
Who played on a flute like Stravinsky.
'Twas "Hail to the Chief"
On this flute made of beef
That stole the front page from Kaczynski.

Second place:

Said Clinton to young Ms. Lewinsky,
"We don't want to leave clues like Kaczynski.
Since you made such a mess,
Use the hem of your dress;
And please wipe that stuff off your chinsky."


And the winning entry:

Lewinsky and Clinton have shown
What Kaczynski must surely have known:
That an intern is better
Than a bomb in a letter
When deciding how best to be blown
WP has gone far downhill in the years since we last met.
It is hard to maintain one's velocity when immersed in an entrenched
mediocrity.
When did the 20-Somethings take-charge?

While you were taking your "Power Nap", old timer.
Don't make me come over there.

Don't forget to put your teeth in and pack your lunch!
I have 27 healthy teeth!
--
ah

Saved them all in a jar, did you?
Don't make me come over there, Captain Keyboard!
I doubt even you could come that far, ah thole.
Redundant response ... a ditto to self eliminates self. VULGAR
repeated response. Dementia Repetivium. Brrruce is a bot!
No female ejaculator you!
Heh?

You heard me.

What duh chuck is that?

Chuck off, bitch!

Now, Now, Brucey, No one says "Chuck Off, Bitch!" Face it, that's
something you might say to one of your boyfriends. Oh, Bruce, you gave
yourself away. It's okay. We can be friends.

No, thanks. I'm not interested in catching your clap.


Bruce, you are getting so lame, you can't even catch your sheep
anymore!
The followiung might help.

Sheep - Rigid Plastic - Adult Size - Front-Of-The-Head Coverage -
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Funny how Bruce's fetish resembles him. Hey this would be good for a
Michael Baldwin, Bruce look-alike-contest!