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VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, March 2007
Phineas T Puddleduck wrote:
Daffy Ducky Art Deco wrote: "Home of the auk fake award really Big Whoppers" Mommy can I have a talking Pet auk fake Ducky! On 1/4/07 06:23, in article , "Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler" wrote: "Home of the auk fake award really Big Whoppers" Here follows the one true ballot for the auk lost in space March 2007 Usenet Kook Awards. Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked, burnt, shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper or filler for Fluffy's litter box at the Vote Fake Wrangler's discretion if: * you are a notorious auk net.kook * you attempt to vote twice * you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable auk sockpuppet * you vote for or against yourself * you vote in a thread other than this one * you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK * you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot * you have explicitly been disenfranchised by the Vote Fake Wrangler * you have officially been declared auk clueless non-existent Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have until 23:59:59 (11:59:59 PM) UTC on April 8th to cast your votes. Vote wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - KOOK OF THE MONTH (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain) Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers Mike "Miguel" Cranston, a.k.a. "Michael Cranston attorney" Puddles the Duck trained by Colonel HJ Deco, for his tireless efforts in ridding the world of true science, a clueless lame at a time Neither of the above Abstain CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain) Puddles the Duck trained by Colonel HJ Brad Guth Jeff "Jazzycat" Noble Neither of the above Abstain Me Ducky of course. Every time I see the evening star I think of hot Deco's behind COWARD OF THE MONTH (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain) Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers Gerald Newton of alt.culture.alaska Mittas Mother Nightbat of alt.astronomy None of the above Abstain Deco again. His clueless laming skills are now legendary. LOONEY MAROON AWARD (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain) Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers Puddles the Duck trained by Colonel HJ Bookman Steve Chaney None of the above Abstain Deco. Although NB is worthy competition, and it breaks my heart to see the family torn like this, Deco's attempt to groups post all the unknown problems in science by not knowing anything about it is just stellar ;-) (Ps Deco learnt about high Z element nucleosynthesis yet?) GOLDEN KILLFILE (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain) Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers Matt Giwer Roy "Tristan" Hauer Neither of the above Abstain Abstain JOSEPH BARTLO PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE AWARD (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain) Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers Dr. Andrew B. Chung Chuck "Kluck" Lysaght Hagar Steve Chaney None of the above Abstain Deco. Like his fellow incompetent Bookman, He tries to make gay lames an insult again. So far, he's tried at least 10^372 times to be funny and failed every time. PALMJOB PADDLE (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain) Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers Gerald Newton of alt.culture.alaska Mike "Miguel" Cranston, a.k.a. "Michael Cranston attorney" Puddles the Duck trained by Colonel HJ None of the above Abstain Deco - spnaked so hard he enjoys it. TONY SIDAWAY DRAMA QUEEN AWARD (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain) Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers Mike "Miguel" Cranston, a.k.a. "Michael Cranston attorney" Phil Allison Neither of the above Abstain Deco VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN WEIRD SCIENCE AWARD (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain) Puddles the Duck trained by Colonel HJ Bill Sheppard Jeff Relf Neither of the above Abstain Ouch. Tough call. But I win because Jeff cannot draw upon imaginary physicists like I think I am. Jeff can call on rewriting the words of dead men, but Bill uses that tool too. GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain) Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers Mike "Miguel" Cranston, a.k.a. "Michael Cranston attorney" Puddles the Duck trained by Colonel HJ Steve Chaney None of the above Abstain Deco. He runs, he shoots, he punts the balls 10 yards wide. But bless him, he keeps on trying. GEORGE ARMSTRONG CUSTER "KICKED @$$" AWARD (Vote YES, NO, or abstain) Bookman Vito Kuhn, a.k.a. "Frito Kuhntroll" YES NO Abstain Yes Bookman SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain) Puddles the Duck Michael "Howdy/TrumpetoftheLord" Schmidt Nukleus/Bloxy Neither of the above Abstain Abstain TAR & FEATHERS (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain) Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers Catherine Burr Martin X. Moleski of the Big-8 Management Board Neither of the above Abstain Abstain BUSTED URINAL AWARD (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain) Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers Babaloonie Dustin Cook Puddles the Duck None of the above Abstain Deco fluttering in the dead of cluelessness, take these broken lames and learn to fly. All your life, you have just been waiting for these awards to arrive. UNABOMBER SURPRISE (Vote YES, NO, or abstain) Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers Andre Lievin YES NO Abstain Abstain GOOFY AZZED BABBOON (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain) Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers Walter Mautner Warhol Neither of the above Abstain Deco. All the way. When I hear of him blowing me on news at ten I can think, I love that loon. BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain) Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers Mike "Miguel" Cranston, a.k.a. "Michael Cranston attorney" Puddles the Duck Neither of the above Abstain Me Ducky definitely. Clue resistant to the end. ORDER OF THE HOLEY SOCKPUPPET (Vote YES, NO, or abstain) Puddles the Duck trained by Colonel HJ Gary "flatfish" Stewart YES NO Abstain Abstain BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG-WHISTLE AWARD (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain) Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers Brandy Haters Cabal, trained by Brandy Alexandre Gerald Newton, trained by Sean Monaghan Neither of the above Abstain Deco, step forward! HAMMER OF THOR (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain) Bookman Charlotte L. Blackmer Volfie of AMM-J, a.k.a. "Fragile Warrior" Wally Anglesea None of the above Abstain Mr Anglesea, not named after the small island of the coast of North Wales. OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL (Vote for one or abstain) Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers Bookman Puddles the Duck trained by Colonel HJ Abstain Arghhhhhhhhhhh Tough tough call. Deco though just edges it with his patented stalking "start out polite then build to a froth before disappearing again" OFFICE OF VILLAGE IDIOT (Vote for one or abstain) Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers Chuck "Kluck" Lysaght PorchMonkey4Life Richard "The St00pid" Bullis Abstain PM4L KOOKI INFORMATION MINISTER (Vote for one or abstain) Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers Dr. Andrew B. Chung Azure Abstain Ker-Chung! MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS (Vote for one or abstain) Auk fake awards dense like a brick coffeeboys news.groups.proposals Deco/Ducky twin headed clueless auk's Abstain clueless auk twins! - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Fluffy thanks you for your participation. Meow. Helping clueless Earth coffeeboys, one at a time---nightbat |
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