New Android for Officer Bert to play with

nightbat wrote

Female robots are getting better and better, now there is
an Japanese female advanced one named Repliee QI expo. Rumor has it she
said had the science show she wanted a bud and to meet Officer Bert to
rock his world. She claims she beats that silly Britney sex blow up doll
any day, and you still need a compressor and just some privacy.

See:
http://channels.netscape.com/ns/tech...t_news_android

Telling BBC.com the scientist that developed her, professor Hiroshi
Ishiguro, says she is made of silicone and from the looks she apparently
appears so live like that you want to take her home.

The only drawback for some is she always asks that you please take your
shoes off and leave them at the door. Other then that she follows your
every command if you have motion sensors. She breaths, flutters eyelids,
sits, and heaven knows what else. Androids can be permitted on the Sean
Starship provided you don't over do it and spend all your time with
them.

carry on,
the nightbat

nightbat wrote:
nightbat wrote

Female robots are getting better and better, now there is
an Japanese female advanced one named Repliee QI expo. Rumor has it she
said had the science show she wanted a bud and to meet Officer Bert to
rock his world. She claims she beats that silly Britney sex blow up doll
any day, and you still need a compressor and just some privacy.

See:
http://channels.netscape.com/ns/tech...t_news_android

Telling BBC.com the scientist that developed her, professor Hiroshi
Ishiguro, says she is made of silicone and from the looks she apparently
appears so live like that you want to take her home.

The only drawback for some is she always asks that you please take your
shoes off and leave them at the door. Other then that she follows your
every command if you have motion sensors. She breaths, flutters eyelids,
sits, and heaven knows what else. Androids can be permitted on the Sean
Starship provided you don't over do it and spend all your time with
them.

carry on,
the nightbat


Sounds pretty nice. I wonder if the skill sets (software) cost extra?
Might be useful for some tasks. But I don't know about here dragging
those air hoses around with her and a compressor chugging in the
background! Not too romantic.

They might be great for the electronics industry, all that tedious
work. They could be worked around they clock 24/7 with only
maintenance breaks. Might make them each worth a high price.

Hell, around here, they could put half the state out of work!

Double-A

Double-A wrote:

nightbat wrote:
nightbat wrote

Female robots are getting better and better, now there is
an Japanese female advanced one named Repliee QI expo. Rumor has it she
said at the science show she wanted a bud and to meet Officer Bert to
rock his world. She claims she beats that silly Britney sex blow up doll
any day, and you still need a compressor and just some privacy.

See:
http://channels.netscape.com/ns/tech...t_news_android

Telling BBC.com the scientist that developed her, professor Hiroshi
Ishiguro, says she is made of silicone and from the looks she apparently
appears so live like that you want to take her home.

The only drawback for some is she always asks that you please take your
shoes off and leave them at the door. Other then that she follows your
every command if you have motion sensors. She breaths, flutters eyelids,
sits, and heaven knows what else. Androids can be permitted on the Sean
Starship provided you don't over do it and spend all your time with
them.

carry on,
the nightbat

Double-A
Sounds pretty nice. I wonder if the skill sets (software) cost extra?
Might be useful for some tasks. But I don't know about here dragging
those air hoses around with her and a compressor chugging in the
background! Not too romantic.

They might be great for the electronics industry, all that tedious
work. They could be worked around they clock 24/7 with only
maintenance breaks. Might make them each worth a high price.

Hell, around here, they could put half the state out of work!

Double-A

nightbat

The machine 24/7 robots already are displacing human workers
around the globe. They even want to send robots instead of real humans
into space after the lose of Colombia life mission shuttle falling
events debacle. The recent Discovery falling parts and foam now has
convinced them even more. However a cute multitask handling android is
another thing. You can always opt for an electric silent running
compressor and place it in another adjoining room for further silent
effect. Software skill sets could most likely come in general house
cleaning duty, home repair, garage, outdoor lawn and gardening
maintenance, planetary exploration, or xxx private play for Officer
Bert. The mass produced cost would naturally come down once all the
coffee boys got wind of her. And when additional designer clothes,
make-up, french perfume sold in choice kit bottles were added, they
would probably sell like hotcakes. Oh the humanity, then the rest of my
overworked science Officers especially Officer Bohne would be left
trying to satisfy all the real human Earth dolls left by the average
Joe's for the low maintenance advanced oversexed androids. Naturally at
least I'll have my real sex kitten maiden Sil to help me make sense of
this all.

carry on,
the nightbat

On Thu, 11 Aug 2005 00:15:53 -0500
nightbat wrote:



Double-A wrote:

nightbat wrote:
nightbat wrote

Female robots are getting better and better, now
there is
an Japanese female advanced one named Repliee QI expo. Rumor has
it she said at the science show she wanted a bud and to meet
Officer Bert to rock his world. She claims she beats that silly
Britney sex blow up doll any day, and you still need a compressor
and just some privacy.

See:
http://channels.netscape.com/ns/tech...t_news_android

Telling BBC.com the scientist that developed her, professor
Hiroshi Ishiguro, says she is made of silicone and from the looks
she apparently appears so live like that you want to take her
home.

The only drawback for some is she always asks that you please take
your shoes off and leave them at the door. Other then that she
follows your every command if you have motion sensors. She
breaths, flutters eyelids, sits, and heaven knows what else.
Androids can be permitted on the Sean Starship provided you don't
over do it and spend all your time with them.

carry on,
the nightbat

Double-A
Sounds pretty nice. I wonder if the skill sets (software) cost
extra? Might be useful for some tasks. But I don't know about here
dragging those air hoses around with her and a compressor chugging
in the background! Not too romantic.

They might be great for the electronics industry, all that tedious
work. They could be worked around they clock 24/7 with only
maintenance breaks. Might make them each worth a high price.

Hell, around here, they could put half the state out of work!

Double-A

nightbat

The machine 24/7 robots already are displacing human workers
around the globe. They even want to send robots instead of real humans
into space after the lose of Colombia life mission shuttle falling
events debacle. The recent Discovery falling parts and foam now has
convinced them even more. However a cute multitask handling android is
another thing. You can always opt for an electric silent running
compressor and place it in another adjoining room for further silent
effect. Software skill sets could most likely come in general house
cleaning duty, home repair, garage, outdoor lawn and gardening
maintenance, planetary exploration, or xxx private play for Officer
Bert. The mass produced cost would naturally come down once all the
coffee boys got wind of her. And when additional designer clothes,
make-up, french perfume sold in choice kit bottles were added, they
would probably sell like hotcakes. Oh the humanity, then the rest of
my overworked science Officers especially Officer Bohne would be left
trying to satisfy all the real human Earth dolls left by the average
Joe's for the low maintenance advanced oversexed androids. Naturally
at least I'll have my real sex kitten maiden Sil to help me make sense
of this all.

carry on,
the nightbat

If the software could be good enough, and one day it will be I'm
sure, robots like that may not even know or be aware that they are
artificial. Which brings me nicely to Dr. Nick Bostrom and the
simulation argument, you see where I'm going with this don't you ;-)

Ray Vingnutte wrote:
On Thu, 11 Aug 2005 00:15:53 -0500
nightbat wrote:



Double-A wrote:

nightbat wrote:
nightbat wrote

Female robots are getting better and better, now
there is
an Japanese female advanced one named Repliee QI expo. Rumor has
it she said at the science show she wanted a bud and to meet
Officer Bert to rock his world. She claims she beats that silly
Britney sex blow up doll any day, and you still need a compressor
and just some privacy.

See:
http://channels.netscape.com/ns/tech...t_news_android

Telling BBC.com the scientist that developed her, professor
Hiroshi Ishiguro, says she is made of silicone and from the looks
she apparently appears so live like that you want to take her
home.

The only drawback for some is she always asks that you please take
your shoes off and leave them at the door. Other then that she
follows your every command if you have motion sensors. She
breaths, flutters eyelids, sits, and heaven knows what else.
Androids can be permitted on the Sean Starship provided you don't
over do it and spend all your time with them.

carry on,
the nightbat

Double-A
Sounds pretty nice. I wonder if the skill sets (software) cost
extra? Might be useful for some tasks. But I don't know about here
dragging those air hoses around with her and a compressor chugging
in the background! Not too romantic.

They might be great for the electronics industry, all that tedious
work. They could be worked around they clock 24/7 with only
maintenance breaks. Might make them each worth a high price.

Hell, around here, they could put half the state out of work!

Double-A

nightbat

The machine 24/7 robots already are displacing human workers
around the globe. They even want to send robots instead of real humans
into space after the lose of Colombia life mission shuttle falling
events debacle. The recent Discovery falling parts and foam now has
convinced them even more. However a cute multitask handling android is
another thing. You can always opt for an electric silent running
compressor and place it in another adjoining room for further silent
effect. Software skill sets could most likely come in general house
cleaning duty, home repair, garage, outdoor lawn and gardening
maintenance, planetary exploration, or xxx private play for Officer
Bert. The mass produced cost would naturally come down once all the
coffee boys got wind of her. And when additional designer clothes,
make-up, french perfume sold in choice kit bottles were added, they
would probably sell like hotcakes. Oh the humanity, then the rest of
my overworked science Officers especially Officer Bohne would be left
trying to satisfy all the real human Earth dolls left by the average
Joe's for the low maintenance advanced oversexed androids. Naturally
at least I'll have my real sex kitten maiden Sil to help me make sense
of this all.

carry on,
the nightbat

If the software could be good enough, and one day it will be I'm
sure, robots like that may not even know or be aware that they are
artificial. Which brings me nicely to Dr. Nick Bostrom and the
simulation argument, you see where I'm going with this don't you ;-)


In our times the biggest shock is still having your parents tell you
that you were adopted!

In the future the biggest shock may be when they tell you that you are
an android and they bought you at Radio Shack!

Double-A

On 10 Aug 2005 22:53:44 -0700
"Double-A" wrote:


Ray Vingnutte wrote:
On Thu, 11 Aug 2005 00:15:53 -0500
nightbat wrote:



Double-A wrote:

nightbat wrote:
nightbat wrote

Female robots are getting better and better, now
there is
an Japanese female advanced one named Repliee QI expo. Rumor
has it she said at the science show she wanted a bud and to
meet Officer Bert to rock his world. She claims she beats that
silly Britney sex blow up doll any day, and you still need a
compressor and just some privacy.

See:
http://channels.netscape.com/ns/tech...t_news_android

Telling BBC.com the scientist that developed her, professor
Hiroshi Ishiguro, says she is made of silicone and from the
looks she apparently appears so live like that you want to
take her home.

The only drawback for some is she always asks that you please
take your shoes off and leave them at the door. Other then
that she follows your every command if you have motion
sensors. She breaths, flutters eyelids, sits, and heaven knows
what else. Androids can be permitted on the Sean Starship
provided you don't over do it and spend all your time with
them.

carry on,
the nightbat

Double-A
Sounds pretty nice. I wonder if the skill sets (software) cost
extra? Might be useful for some tasks. But I don't know about
here dragging those air hoses around with her and a compressor
chugging in the background! Not too romantic.

They might be great for the electronics industry, all that
tedious work. They could be worked around they clock 24/7 with
only maintenance breaks. Might make them each worth a high
price.

Hell, around here, they could put half the state out of work!

Double-A

nightbat

The machine 24/7 robots already are displacing human
workers
around the globe. They even want to send robots instead of real
humans into space after the lose of Colombia life mission shuttle
falling events debacle. The recent Discovery falling parts and
foam now has convinced them even more. However a cute multitask
handling android is another thing. You can always opt for an
electric silent running compressor and place it in another
adjoining room for further silent effect. Software skill sets
could most likely come in general house cleaning duty, home
repair, garage, outdoor lawn and gardening maintenance, planetary
exploration, or xxx private play for Officer Bert. The mass
produced cost would naturally come down once all the coffee boys
got wind of her. And when additional designer clothes, make-up,
french perfume sold in choice kit bottles were added, they would
probably sell like hotcakes. Oh the humanity, then the rest of my
overworked science Officers especially Officer Bohne would be left
trying to satisfy all the real human Earth dolls left by the
average Joe's for the low maintenance advanced oversexed androids.
Naturally at least I'll have my real sex kitten maiden Sil to help
me make sense of this all.

carry on,
the nightbat

If the software could be good enough, and one day it will be I'm
sure, robots like that may not even know or be aware that they are
artificial. Which brings me nicely to Dr. Nick Bostrom and the
simulation argument, you see where I'm going with this don't you ;-)


In our times the biggest shock is still having your parents tell you
that you were adopted!

In the future the biggest shock may be when they tell you that you are
an android and they bought you at Radio Shack!

Double-A


I wonder how we would react if some message or creature turned up and
told us we are indeed without a doubt simulations.

nightbat wrote

Ray Vingnutte wrote:

On Thu, 11 Aug 2005 00:15:53 -0500
nightbat wrote:



Double-A wrote:

nightbat wrote:
nightbat wrote

Female robots are getting better and better, now
there is
an Japanese female advanced one named Repliee QI expo. Rumor has
it she said at the science show she wanted a bud and to meet
Officer Bert to rock his world. She claims she beats that silly
Britney sex blow up doll any day, and you still need a compressor
and just some privacy.

See:
http://channels.netscape.com/ns/tech...t_news_android

Telling BBC.com the scientist that developed her, professor
Hiroshi Ishiguro, says she is made of silicone and from the looks
she apparently appears so live like that you want to take her
home.

The only drawback for some is she always asks that you please take
your shoes off and leave them at the door. Other then that she
follows your every command if you have motion sensors. She
breaths, flutters eyelids, sits, and heaven knows what else.
Androids can be permitted on the Sean Starship provided you don't
over do it and spend all your time with them.

carry on,
the nightbat

Double-A
Sounds pretty nice. I wonder if the skill sets (software) cost
extra? Might be useful for some tasks. But I don't know about here
dragging those air hoses around with her and a compressor chugging
in the background! Not too romantic.

They might be great for the electronics industry, all that tedious
work. They could be worked around they clock 24/7 with only
maintenance breaks. Might make them each worth a high price.

Hell, around here, they could put half the state out of work!

Double-A

nightbat

The machine 24/7 robots already are displacing human workers
around the globe. They even want to send robots instead of real humans
into space after the loss of Colombia life mission shuttle falling
events debacle. The recent Discovery falling parts and foam now has
convinced them even more. However a cute multitask handling android is
another thing. You can always opt for an electric silent running
compressor and place it in another adjoining room for further silent
effect. Software skill sets could most likely come in general house
cleaning duty, home repair, garage, outdoor lawn and gardening
maintenance, planetary exploration, or xxx private play for Officer
Bert. The mass produced cost would naturally come down once all the
coffee boys got wind of her. And when additional designer clothes,
make-up, french perfume sold in choice kit bottles were added, they
would probably sell like hotcakes. Oh the humanity, then the rest of
my overworked science Officers especially Officer Bohne would be left
trying to satisfy all the real human Earth dolls left by the average
Joe's for the low maintenance advanced oversexed androids. Naturally
at least I'll have my real sex kitten maiden Sil to help me make sense
of this all.

carry on,
the nightbat

Ray
If the software could be good enough, and one day it will be I'm
sure, robots like that may not even know or be aware that they are
artificial. Which brings me nicely to Dr. Nick Bostrom and the
simulation argument, you see where I'm going with this don't you ;-)

nightbat

Yes Officer Ray, we've been there before we are all purportedly
antonymous self replicating biological based drones in a simulation and
we don't know it yet. Premise goes if we can make human like robots in
our technological infancy why not in the not to distant future perfect
ones that don't know where they originally came from. It's only a matter
of time before we master cloning and with enhanced metallic skeleton and
parts long life not far behind. Then the android machines eventually
find us humans defective and start to take over via advanced built in
software programing. The Terminator Hollywood movie premise which of
course can't be right because they could never do very original complex
things that a real human can like be a Governor or something. I wouldn't
worry about it unless every so often something occurs that makes you
think you've done that before, Déjàvu. If you think, if you think, if
you think, you may be a robot just check for programing slot, and if you
can't find one then most likely you're a real human.

carry on,
the nightbat

On Thu, 11 Aug 2005 01:26:07 -0500
nightbat wrote:

nightbat wrote
=20
Ray Vingnutte wrote:
=20
On Thu, 11 Aug 2005 00:15:53 -0500
nightbat wrote:
=20


Double-A wrote:

nightbat wrote:
nightbat wrote

Female robots are getting better and better, now
there is
an Japanese female advanced one named Repliee QI expo. Rumor
has it she said at the science show she wanted a bud and to
meet Officer Bert to rock his world. She claims she beats that
silly Britney sex blow up doll any day, and you still need a
compressor and just some privacy.

See:
http://channels.netscape.com/ns/tech...e=3Dcomputing=
/cpvert/gt_feat_news_android

Telling BBC.com the scientist that developed her, professor
Hiroshi Ishiguro, says she is made of silicone and from the
looks she apparently appears so live like that you want to
take her home.

The only drawback for some is she always asks that you please
take your shoes off and leave them at the door. Other then
that she follows your every command if you have motion
sensors. She breaths, flutters eyelids, sits, and heaven knows
what else. Androids can be permitted on the Sean Starship
provided you don't over do it and spend all your time with
them.

carry on,
the nightbat

Double-A
Sounds pretty nice. I wonder if the skill sets (software) cost
extra? Might be useful for some tasks. But I don't know about
here dragging those air hoses around with her and a compressor
chugging in the background! Not too romantic.

They might be great for the electronics industry, all that
tedious work. They could be worked around they clock 24/7 with
only maintenance breaks. Might make them each worth a high
price.

Hell, around here, they could put half the state out of work!

Double-A

nightbat

The machine 24/7 robots already are displacing human
workers
around the globe. They even want to send robots instead of real
humans into space after the loss of Colombia life mission shuttle
falling events debacle. The recent Discovery falling parts and
foam now has convinced them even more. However a cute multitask
handling android is another thing. You can always opt for an
electric silent running compressor and place it in another
adjoining room for further silent effect. Software skill sets
could most likely come in general house cleaning duty, home
repair, garage, outdoor lawn and gardening maintenance, planetary
exploration, or xxx private play for Officer Bert. The mass
produced cost would naturally come down once all the coffee boys
got wind of her. And when additional designer clothes, make-up,
french perfume sold in choice kit bottles were added, they would
probably sell like hotcakes. Oh the humanity, then the rest of my
overworked science Officers especially Officer Bohne would be left
trying to satisfy all the real human Earth dolls left by the
average Joe's for the low maintenance advanced oversexed androids.
Naturally at least I'll have my real sex kitten maiden Sil to help
me make sense of this all.

carry on,
the nightbat
=20
Ray
If the software could be good enough, and one day it will be I'm
sure, robots like that may not even know or be aware that they are
artificial. Which brings me nicely to Dr. Nick Bostrom and the
simulation argument, you see where I'm going with this don't you ;-)
=20
nightbat
=20
Yes Officer Ray, we've been there before we are all
purportedly
antonymous self replicating biological based drones in a simulation
and we don't know it yet. Premise goes if we can make human like
robots in our technological infancy why not in the not to distant
future perfect ones that don't know where they originally came from.
It's only a matter of time before we master cloning and with enhanced
metallic skeleton and parts long life not far behind. Then the android
machines eventually find us humans defective and start to take over
via advanced built in software programing. The Terminator Hollywood
movie premise which of course can't be right because they could never
do very original complex things that a real human can like be a
Governor or something. I wouldn't worry about it unless every so often
something occurs that makes you think you've done that before, D=E9j=E0vu.
If you think, if you think, if you think, you may be a robot just
check for programing slot, and if you can't find one then most likely
you're a real human.
=20
carry on,
the nightbat

I did have a Dejavu once, only ever the once, and I tell you it sent
shivers up my spine for ages after. It's not like anything else I could
describe or give an analogy to, if it happens to you then you know it
has happened, strange.

Hi nightbat Do people wear shoes indoors? I've posted my
Britney is no longer a helium filled doll but now is filled with water.
This keeps her down to Earth,and relates to the human body. It will be
hard for me to give up Britney for I get very attached to innate
objects. However if Repliee is closer to a female human I know I
would like that much better. At my age I should not be to
choosy,and any robot with a soft touch should do. Bert

To you All Here is an easy prediction. Stores like the dirty book
store of today will rent life like robots. They will be programmed to
fulfill all are sexual fantasies. Best to keep in mind sex is man's
greatest pleasure. Food does not come a close second. Being a salesman
all my life I can tell you "sex sells" I know some of your think I'm a
dirty old man. Let me assure you that you are right. Bert