THE BANANA REPUBLIC -- Evolution Pipedream

Here's just the latest con-artistry by the paleontologists
and physical anthropologists, all phonier than a $4 bill.

It's only wishful thinking that they claim to have come up
with one of man's primitive ancestors.

"Little Lucy," had she lived, undoubtedly would've turned
out to be a monkey's uncle, or maybe an aunt.

But, boy, can the pseudoscientists pile it on. Too bad
Peter Gorner and the Chicago Tribune took their bait -- hook,
line and sinker -- in this version of Propoganda Inc..

Same goes for the New York Times, Washington Post,
NBC, ABC, CBS, Fox News, Larry King and CNN, et al.
They suck up every word uttered by the masters of deceit.
deception, collusion and conspiracy. Why, they're just as bad
as the pseudos. Maybe worse.

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PALEONTOLOGISTS PRESENT SKELETON OF "LITTLE LuCY''

By Peter Gorner
Chicago Tribune

CHICAGO - A 3.3-million-year-old skeleton of a young child curled into
a ball no bigger than a cantaloupe -- a unique fossil described as "a
bright beam of light" on human evolution -- was unveiled Wednesday by
paleontologists working in the sun-baked badlands of Ethiopia.

The tiny bundle of bones may be the best fossil yet found of the
primitive human ancestor Australopithecus afarensis. That is the same
species as the superstar fossil dubbed Lucy, an adult female
discovered nearby in 1974.

The skeleton, described in the British scientific journal Nature and
National Geographic magazine, represents the first juvenile remains of
these ancient humanlike creatures, making the fossil the oldest child
by far ever found.

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"This is something you find once in a lifetime," said Zeresenay
Alemseged, of the Max Planck Institute for Evolutionary Anthropology
in Leipzig, Germany, an Ethiopian paleoanthropologist who led the team
that discovered it.

The fossil offers clues about how the species blurred the line between
ape and human. From the waist down, the skeleton looks like a human's.
But her upper body had many apelike features. Her brain was small, her
nose flat like a chimpanzee's and her face long and projecting. Her
finger bones were curved and almost as long as a chimp's.

"Clearly, we have a species in transition," said Lucy's discoverer,
Donald Johanson, director of the Institute of Human Origins at Arizona
State University. The species "sits at a critical point of human
evolution."

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How possibly can this be "a bright beam of light" on human
evolution when physical evidence confirms man was around,
in almost our present form, approximately 277 million years earlier --
in the Carboniferous Period -- while coal was being formed.

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MAN AS OLD AS COAL
(All Specimens Discovered Between Anthracite Veins)

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Ed Conrad
http://www.edcprad/con

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