Aliens Tampering With Lockheed's Echelon Satellites! Microsoft: Enables Lockheed's Echelon to Spy on the Wrold

On Tue, 20 Apr 2004 22:38:28 -0600, Phoenix wrote:

In article 8,
Robert Buchanan wrote:

Let's find out what * has to contribute...

On 21 Apr 2004 03:53:31 GMT, Robert Buchanan
wrote:

Let's find out what * has to contribute...

On 21 Apr 2004 03:45:55 GMT, Robert Buchanan
wrote:

Let's find out what * has to contribute...

On 21 Apr 2004 03:37:19 GMT, Robert Buchanan
wrote:

Let's find out what * has to contribute...

On Tue, 20 Apr 2004 18:13:05 -0800, "Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey
Boy)" wrote:

On Wed, 21 Apr 2004 00:47:06 GMT, * wrote in
alt.fan.art-bell in message
m:


Nah, they don't hate you -- as long as you keep your drug
cartel cohorts from escaping the planet and silently going
extinct along with the oil barons and defense contractors, then
peace will reign in the galaxy.

If not:

You have been warned.

Ooohhhh!

Planning on taking all the drug sale money with you huh.

Alexa, please transmit this message to the Grays for me:
**** OFF

My. my testy aren't we?

Yes. Tell them I want my other space cruiser back. I need it for
vacationing.

But it's highly unlikely your alien pals will **** off,

They will. They fear me.

especially
since you have no clue who is or isn't posting to Usenet.

Other than you, Alexa?


How melty.

Only the ones I've shot with my disruptor ray gun. It's manufactured
by my fine friends at Lockheed. The ATL Satellite Maintenance crew
says hi, Alexa!

ROFLMAO

Listen baby cakes, when your Lockheed pals figure out how the aliens
are doing it,

Um, Alexa? That's the TLS-346. They let your retarded interstellar
buddies jam the controls on that POS so they could maneuver the shiny new
AAN-2380 cannon into position and blow away that ugly flagship they have
orbiting Earth. ATL just sent me an audio clip of their crew's last
moments before their onboard reactor melted down and atomized them. Very
amusing.

But Bobdamn RUDE. Lockheed blows the flagship away before it gets a
chance to come down where we're waiting to pump it full of lead? I had
a major BBQ pit party scheduled that weekend, and they deprived me of
our main course!! Can't the farking geeks just play with their toys on
Mars instead? grumblegrumble

Translation:

When Lockheed decided to shot their Star Wars weapons at the aliens, the
aliens decided human beings are hostile.

And the aliens are tampering with every thing Lockheed puts in space,
including their Echelon satellites.

So much for Lockheed's censoring of Usenet.