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They cruise Earth's skies in flying saucers disguised as airplanes. They are much more intelligent than we are. They know that division by zero is possible. If you have two apples and divide them by nothing you still have two apples. Martians are pure enough to know the answer to that. Ask one, you will see.
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"Mark Earnest" wrote in message
... They cruise Earth's skies in flying saucers disguised as airplanes. They are much more intelligent than we are. They know that division by zero is possible. If you have two apples and divide them by nothing you still have two apples. Martians are pure enough to know the answer to that. Ask one, you will see. *** Good grief, man ... Billy Preston must have stolen the lyrics from the Martians, then ... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HqyEHqEYho |
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On Tuesday, November 14, 2017 at 11:05:51 AM UTC-8, Mark Earnest wrote:
They cruise Earth's skies in flying saucers disguised as airplanes. They are much more intelligent than we are. They know that division by zero is possible. If you have two apples and divide them by nothing you still have two apples. Martians are pure enough to know the answer to that. Ask one, you will see. Martians are all lungs.Reason Mars has so little atmosphere.They are blind and live close to Mars core.They are redish.Born pink,and are cute clams with long nose.Not bad when fried,but leave an iron taste. TreBert |
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On Tuesday, November 14, 2017 at 11:05:51 AM UTC-8, Mark Earnest wrote:
They cruise Earth's skies in flying saucers disguised as airplanes. They are much more intelligent than we are. They know that division by zero is possible. If you have two apples and divide them by nothing you still have two apples. Martians are pure enough to know the answer to that. Ask one, you will see. |
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"Herbert Glazier" wrote in message ... On Tuesday, November 14, 2017 at 11:05:51 AM UTC-8, Mark Earnest wrote: They cruise Earth's skies in flying saucers disguised as airplanes. They are much more intelligent than we are. They know that division by zero is possible. If you have two apples and divide them by nothing you still have two apples. Martians are pure enough to know the answer to that. Ask one, you will see. Martians are all lungs.Reason Mars has so little atmosphere. ***That's like Hagar being all asshole because he's so full of ****. |
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"Notroll2016" wrote in message news
"Herbert Glazier" wrote in message ... On Tuesday, November 14, 2017 at 11:05:51 AM UTC-8, Mark Earnest wrote: They cruise Earth's skies in flying saucers disguised as airplanes. They are much more intelligent than we are. They know that division by zero is possible. If you have two apples and divide them by nothing you still have two apples. Martians are pure enough to know the answer to that. Ask one, you will see. Martians are all lungs.Reason Mars has so little atmosphere. ***That's like Hagar being all asshole because he's so full of ****. so says the proud owner of a one -holer ... that constant "plop - splash" is getting to you, isn't it .... |
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On Wednesday, November 15, 2017 at 10:11:55 AM UTC-8, Herbert Glazier wrote:
On Tuesday, November 14, 2017 at 11:05:51 AM UTC-8, Mark Earnest wrote: They cruise Earth's skies in flying saucers disguised as airplanes. They are much more intelligent than we are. They know that division by zero is possible. If you have two apples and divide them by nothing you still have two apples. Martians are pure enough to know the answer to that. Ask one, you will see. Martians are all lungs.Reason Mars has so little atmosphere.They are blind and live close to Mars core.They are redish.Born pink,and are cute clams with long nose.Not bad when fried,but leave an iron taste. TreBert At least you won't have to bring your Geritol! Double-A |
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