EVOLUTIONISTS LEAPING OFF TALL BUILDINGS

EXTENSIVE TESTING CONFIRMS ED CONRAD'S
DISCOVERIES OF PETRIFIED HUMAN REMAINS

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GOOD GOLLY MISS MOLLY

Lin Liangtai of Taipei, Taiwan, is the odds-on choice
to win the Nobel Prize in Science after confirming,
beyond ALL reasonable doubt, that man is as old as coal.

Liangtai has performed honest, state-of-the-art testing
on specimens of petrified bone, teeth and/or soft organs
discovered by Ed Conrad between coal veins in the
anthracite region of Pennsylvania.

Some of the specimens have been confirmed as human by
Liangtai, meaning that man had existed on earth in almost
his present for at least 280 million years ago -- the
minimum age of coal, which is one of the most golden
rules of geology -- therefore making a mockery of the
fact-less, facetious Theory of man's Evolution.

PETRIFIED BONES, TEETH AND SOFT ORGANS
-- SOME HUMAN -- FOUND BETWEEN COAL VEINS

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LIN LIANGTAI'S AUTHORITATIVE CONCLUSIONS
(His Summation After Exhaustive Testing)

The author has examined through microscopes more than
20 thin sections cut from "rocks" that Mr. Ed Conrad
discovered and sent to the author.

Without exception, they are all found to be fossils,
including the subject "calvarium fossil."

The object is a Carboniferous human calvarium fossil
for the following reasons:

(1) it contains numerous remains of blood vessels and
red blood cells in each specimen and thin section ;

(2) it contains remains of dendrites and somas of brain cells;

(3) No other animal has an organ or body part that matches
its inner/outer shape and size;

(4) Its inner cavity has a capacity of at least 1,025 cc.;

(5) It was found between coal veins near Mahanoy (City),
Pennsylvania, where geological structure has been dated
to be around 300 million years old.

The fossil's blood vessels have turned into coal, suggesting
it once existed in a coal region.

Even if it had not come from the Carboniferous age, the fact
that it is fossilized and coalified would have still made it
the oldest human skull cap ever found in the world.