"The Onion" has fun with the Space Shuttle (again)

http://www.theonion.com/content/news...sists_on_every
....now, _this_ is how you write:

"The insufferable perfectionist's fixation goes beyond ship maintenance
and safety, however. In the past six months, Wilkins has totally
smothered Discovery astronauts, forcing them to complete endless
navigation simulations, practice sea survival techniques despite the
lack of water in space, and train for all kinds of hypothetical
emergency evacuations, the vast majority of which will never even happen."

Pat :-D