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EVEN THE POPE GETS GREAT E-MAILS
I have just learned of the good news that La Osservatore Romano -- the Vatican newspaper -- has been revamped and is now doing quite well. I thought my long-time friend, The Pontiff, should be congratulated and have just sent an e-mail to his personal computer. I just thought everyone should read the letter so we all know what a great job he and the Boys at the Vatican are doing. I already have submitted a Letter to the Editors of both The New York Times and the Hazleton (Pa.) Standard-Speaker. They should be published in a day or two. Preston Duquesne ===================== LETTER TO THE EDITOR Dear Editor: As you know, La Osservatore Romano -- the official Vatican newspaper -- has undergone tremendous changes over the past three months. Its new editor -- one Ed Conrad -- has removed most of the boring crap and made it the fastest growing newspaper in Europe. I have just written to my good friend, The Pope, to congratulate him on the fine job that La Osservatore Romano is now doing. I'm pretty sure your readers would enjoy seeing a copy of my congratulatory letter. God bless, Preston Duquesne Mahanoy City, Pa. 1-570-985-7220 ============= LETTER TO POPE GREGORY XVI Dear Joe, I was immensely pleased to learn on the Internet this morning that La Osservatore's circulation has skyrocketed because the content is now so much better. , I agree that it was a mackerel wrapper that was good only to wrap around fish to keep fresh for Fridays. I haven't had an opportunity to physically see all of the great improvements since the new editor took over but I certainly want to become a subscriber if La Osservatore can be mailed to me. Do you know if you have home delivery here in Pennsylvania? Boy, that gal in the first centerfold sure looks yummy. Keep up the good work! Preston P.S. -- This is what appeared on the Internet: http://groups.google.com/group/alt.a...c966472c339c3# |
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