LUCKY ******* TO INHERIT JIMMY HOFFA'S FORTUNE?

DETROIT (Rueters) -- You may be awfully
poor today but may well be a multi-millionaire
by this time tomorrow.

Michigan authorities are attempting to locate
the illegitimate son or daughter of the late Jimmy
Hoffa to receive the entire contents of his estate
now worth more than $134,000,000.

See, all of Jimmy's blood relatives are long
gone over these past 37 years -- since the
popular Teamsters president was declared
missing in 1975 -- and an illegitmate offspring
will be entitled to his or her rightful inheritence.

If your mommy ever told you -- years ago -- that
she had been out on a blind date with Jimmy
back in the 60s or 70s (maybe even earlier),
then you should conrtact Michigan authorities
immediately.

However, if you are 5-10 or taller, don't even
bother applying because Jimmy was only 5-5
and hereditary specialists say he couldn't
possibly have fathered a kid who grew that tall.

In addition, if you are younger than 37 years old,
you are automatically disqualified. We have a
special message for you: **** OFF!

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EARLIER STORY
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PHILADELPHIA (Rueters) -- A moment of silence
will be held before the kickoff of tonight's Eagles'
game with the New York Giants to pray for the
repose of the soul of an American idol.

Jimmy Hoffa, president of the Teamsters Union,
would be celebrating his 100th birthday next year
but, sadly, apparently was the unfortunate victim of
a tragic hunting accident the night of July 30, 1975.

Sources say that Richard "Don't Call Me a Dick"
Cheney, who would become VICE president 26
years later, was a member of the hunting party
and even his closest friends knew he was "quck
on the trigger."

Here is an FBI file photo of Jimmy after Ed Conrad,
a noted fossil hunter, discovered his corpse deep
inside a coal mining stripping pit near Mahanoy City,
Pa., the other day.
http://www.popsci.com/files/imagecac...kullbullet.jpg

Good ol' Ed shows exactly where Jimmy's body
was found.

http://www.edconrad.com/pics/conradshovel.jpg

Hoffa, who was called "Shorty" by those closest
around him because was only 5-foot-5, is a favorite
of all Giants fans because it was believed that his
bones -- interred with cement -- are holding up one
of the goal posts at Giants Stadium.

Some die-hard fans claim it was their lucky charm
in helping the Giants win the Super Bowl last season.

OTHER GREAT MYSTERIES SOLVED BY ED CONRAD

911 ALL OVER AGAIN
https://groups.google.com/forum/?fro...ad/vYW_4Jxb7mo

NOW WE KNOW WHO KILLED JFk?
http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...4022&q=jfk+as#

MAN AS OLD AS COAL
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.f...2305f02e955b66
http://www.edconrad.com

MOONED OVER MIAMI
http://news.goldenweb.it/article.php...dc.smithsonian

DEATH DOES NOT EXIST
http://www.edconrad.org

TIME TO END THE CANCER CURE CONSPIRACY
https://groups.google.com/forum/?fro...ad/3rVk6-Kaejc

WHO SAID DOGS CAN'T TALK
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGeKSiCQkPw

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On 02/10/2012 6:22 AM, Go and Sin No More wrote:

DETROIT (Rueters) -- You may be awfully
poor today but may well be a multi-millionaire
by this time tomorrow.

Michigan authorities are attempting to locate
the illegitimate son or daughter of the late Jimmy
Hoffa to receive the entire contents of his estate
now worth more than $134,000,000.

See, all of Jimmy's blood relatives are long
gone over these past 37 years -- ...

Well, if they fail, I expect to receive an email from, let's
say the Assistant to the Attorney General, telling me that
I've been selected to receive twenty (20) percent if I
allow her to use my account to deposit the one hundred and
thirty four million (134,000,000) dollars, which she can't
otherwise get out of the State's account, ...