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NEARER, MY GAWD, TO THEE . . .
=========================== HOLY SH*T! =========================== PHILADELPHIA (Rueters) -- The football used in the Eagles' thrilling 19-17 victory over the New York Giants on Sunday night is heading straight to Heaven. It will be personally carried there and given to God by Jimmy Hoffa when he finally gets a decent, well-deserved funeral on Thursday. Jimmy, who reportedly was fatally shot in a hunting accident around midnight on July 30, 1975, always told people he was a Detroit Lions fan but in his heart he really loved the Eagles. =========================== EARLIER STORY =========================== PHILADELPHIA (Rueters) -- A moment of silence will be held before the kickoff of tonight's Eagles' game with the New York Giants to pray for the repose of the soul of an American idol. Jimmy Hoffa, president of the Teamsters Union, would have celebrated his 100th birthday next July but, sadly, was the unfortunate victim of a hunting accident just before midnight oO July 30, 1975, and hadn't been seen since. Sources say that Richard "Don't Call Me a Dick" Cheney, who'd become VICE president 26 years later, was a member of the hunting party. Here's the official FBI file photo of Jimmy after Ed Conrad, a noted fossil hunter, discovered his corpse deep inside a coal mining stripping pit near Mahanoy City, Pa., the other day. http://www.popsci.com/files/imagecac...kullbullet.jpg Good ol' Ed shows exactly where Jimmy's body was found. http://www.edconrad.com/pics/conradshovel.jpg Hoffa, who was called "Shorty" by those around him because was only 5-foot-5, is a favorite of all Giants fans because it was believed that his bones -- interred with cement -- are holding up one of the goal posts at Giants Stadium. 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NEARER, MY GAWD, TO THEE . . .
On Oct 1, 3:57*am, wrote:
=========================== * * * * * * *HOLY SH*T! =========================== * * PHILADELPHIA (Rueters) -- The football used in the Eagles' thrilling 19-17 victory over the New York Giants on Sunday night is heading straight to Heaven. * * It will be personally carried there and given to God by Jimmy Hoffa when he finally gets a decent, well-deserved funeral on Thursday. * * Jimmy, who reportedly was fatally shot in a hunting accident around midnight on July 30, 1975, always told people he was a Detroit Lions fan but in his heart he really loved the Eagles. =========================== * * * * * EARLIER STORY =========================== * * * *PHILADELPHIA (Rueters) -- A moment of silence will be held before the kickoff of tonight's Eagles' game with the New York Giants to pray for the repose of the soul of an American idol. * * * *Jimmy Hoffa, president of the Teamsters Union, would have celebrated his 100th birthday next July but, sadly, was the unfortunate victim of a hunting accident just before midnight oO July 30, 1975, and hadn't been seen since. * * *Sources say that Richard "Don't Call Me a Dick" Cheney, who'd become VICE president 26 years later, was a member of the hunting party. * * *Here's the official FBI file photo of Jimmy after Ed Conrad, a noted fossil hunter, discovered his corpse deep inside a coal mining stripping pit near Mahanoy City, Pa., the other day. *http://www.popsci.com/files/imagecac...rge/articles/s.... Good ol' Ed shows exactly where Jimmy's body was found. http://www.edconrad.com/pics/conradshovel.jpg * * * Hoffa, who was called "Shorty" by those around him because was only 5-foot-5, is a favorite of all Giants fans because it was believed that his bones -- interred with cement -- are holding up one of the goal posts at Giants Stadium. * * * Some die-hard fans claim it was their lucky charm to help the Giants win the Super bowl last season. http://www.vcgamplifier.com/wp-conte...ield-Goal2.jpg ======================= OTHER GREAT MYSTERIES SOLVED BY ED CONRAD MAN AS OLD AS COALhttp://groups.google.com/group/alt.fan.ed-conrad/msg/522305f02e955b66http://www.edconrad.com DEATH DOES NOT EXISThttp://www.edconrad.org NOW WE KNOW WHO KILLED JFKhttp://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5770984395481454022&q=jfk+as# 911 ALL OVER AGAINhttps://groups.google.com/forum/?fromgroups=#!topic/alt.fan.ed-conrad... Since when has our government and their oligarch puppet-masters been perfectly honest with the rest of us? |
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