JIMMY HOFFA NO LONGER A MISSING PERSON . . ..

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BREAKING NEWS
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MAHANOY CITY, Pa. (Rueters) -- You can
stop looking. Jimmy Hoffa has finally been
found.

The decayed corpse of the former Teamster
president was discovered deep inside a coal
mine stripping pit by one Ed Conrad, a local
fossil hunter.

Good ol' Ed shows exactly where Jimmy's
body was found.

http://www.edconrad.com/pics/conradshovel.jpg

"It was really ugly," Conrad told Sean "Ins"
Hannity of Fox News. "The skin was long
gone but there were still lots of teeny, weeny
maggots crawling all over his face."

Hoffa, who was nicknamed "Shorty"
because he was only 5-foot-5, was last
seen on July 20, 1975, purchasing a Big
Mac at the McDonald's drive-in in Oakland
County, Mich.

The very last person to see Jimmy alive is
Catherine "Kathy" Kristo, now 94 and a very
popular resident of the Nearer My God to Thee
Nursing Home.

"He paid with a crisp new $20 bill and I tested
it to see if it was real," she recalled. "I gave him
his change, then he smiled, took a bite of the Big
Mac, licked his fingers a few times, mumbled
something that sounded like 'Mmmm, Mmmm,
Good,' then pulled away from my window.

"The only other thing I can remember is that
there were three big scary men in a big black
car behind him -- the driver looking like that
fella (Joe Pesci) in The Godfather," she
added. "But they didn't order anything, just
driving off right behind that nice man (Mr.
Hoffa). I thought that was awfully strange."

This is a very nice picture of Mr. Pesci.
http://blog.timesunion.com/bark/file.../joe_pesci.jpg

Police authenticated Hoffa's corpse when
they found a July 20, 1975 McDonald's
receipt for a Big Mac -- 75 cents -- in his
shirt pocket.

Over the years there had been many rumors
of Jimmy's final resting place and some even
said his bones, mixed with lots of cement, are
supporting one of the a goal posts at Giants
Stadium in East Rutherford, NJ.

However, these wild, cockamaney stories
were put to rest by Ed Conrad's incredible
discovery deep in the strip mine, possibly
a more impressive discovery than even the
petrified human remains he found there that
confirm man is as old as coal.

Hoffa was declared legally dead in 1972.
It was strictly a coincidence that Ed Conrad
baptized himself as Legally Insane on the
Internet a few years ago.

This is the latest FBI file photo of Ed Conrad
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Dartboard.jpg

OTHER GREAT MYSTERIES SOLVED BY ED CONRAD

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