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New "planet" discovered; heliocentric theory still questioned
"Uncle Al" wrote in message
... John Baez wrote: From the news at http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2004/...199151404.html we read: New planet discovery to be announced March 15, 2004 American scientists were today expected to announce that they had found a new "planet" in our solar system. A 10th heavenly body has been spotted orbiting the Earth. [Al] "The object has been named Sedna after the Inuit goddess of the ocean." That adequately puts it in perspective. We've regressed from thundergods to fish farts. Besides, Roman Emperor Caligula conquered the ocean in 40 AD. Check out Caius Suetonius Tranquillus' account. Is the Hubble making trouble again? Sell the blighted overpriced bureaucratic excrescence to the highest spacefaring bidder (ESA, Russia, China, NSA) and have done with it. All Hubble data should be banned, like Nazi medical experiment archives and Martha Stewart (finally). Uncle Al would have gone for a Hindu god. With 300,000,000+ from which to choose, the strongly remunerated studies could have gone on for years merely assembling the list. In fact, the World Court in the Hague should be *immediately* convened to order a definitive list of all deities, saints, spirits, sprites, nyads, elves, angels, pixies, goblins, devas, faeries, shapeshifters, satyrs, incubi, succubi, ghosts, leprechauns, gnomes, ogres, elementals, sylphs, genii, nymphs, demons, servitors, witches, halflings, tulpas, dakinis, dragons, vampires, mermaids, unicorns, familiars, griffins, valkyries, zephyrs, intergalactic field proctologists... plus Krocaa, God of the Aarakocra; Baba Yaga, Cthulhu, Pegasus, Rocky the Flying Squirrel, the occasional oozing putrescence, and Kibo. New orbiting bodies will be assigned names at random, weighted by social compassion, gender anti-bias, celebration of alternative lifestyles, and activist compensation for White Protestant European oppressive historic apochryphal atrocities levied upon Beliefs of Colour. The government-subsidized bickering (plus fully-paid health and pension benefits) could go on for millennia. In the meanwhile, newly discovered Sol-orbiting bodies of at least Pluto's diameter will be consecutively named Al, Bob, Chuck, Dave, Earnie, Fred, Greg, Hal, Ivan, Jan, Karl, Larry, Moe, Nick, Oscar, Pepe (compassion!), Quincy, Rich, Sam, Tom... Just how much big crap is in the Kuiper belt? -- Uncle Al [hanson] ...........ahahahaha.......very good, but obviuosly no hummer this morning, huh, Al?. Lady not greedy. :: 03-09-04: is the "science" a tool? :: "Unle Al was awakened by a world class hummer :: at 0635 this morning. Greedy lady". :: -- :: Uncle Al |
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New "planet" discovered; heliocentric theory still questioned
"Uncle Al" wrote in message
... Uncle Al would have gone for a Hindu god. With 300,000,000+ from which to choose, the strongly remunerated studies could have gone on for years merely assembling the list. In fact, the World Court in the Hague should be *immediately* convened to order a definitive list of all deities, saints, spirits, sprites, nyads, elves, angels, pixies, goblins, devas, faeries, shapeshifters, satyrs, incubi, succubi, ghosts, leprechauns, gnomes, ogres, elementals, sylphs, genii, nymphs, demons, servitors, witches, halflings, tulpas, dakinis, dragons, vampires, mermaids, unicorns, familiars, griffins, valkyries, zephyrs, intergalactic field proctologists... plus Krocaa, God of the Aarakocra; Baba Yaga, Cthulhu, Pegasus, Rocky the Flying Squirrel, the occasional oozing putrescence, and Kibo. New orbiting bodies will be assigned names at random, weighted by social compassion, gender anti-bias, celebration of alternative lifestyles, and activist compensation for White Protestant European oppressive historic apochryphal atrocities levied upon Beliefs of Colour. You forgot dwarves, how could you forget them? But more importantly, you didn't mention the underpants gnomes! You had better hope they don't see this post, because believe me, you don't wanna **** them off! |
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New "planet" discovered; heliocentric theory still questioned
On 15 Mar 2004 10:39:08 -0800, (Pietro
Sommavilla) wrote: (John Baez) wrote in message ... From the news at http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2004/...199151404.html we read: New planet discovery to be announced March 15, 2004 American scientists were today expected to announce that they had found a new "planet" in our solar system. A 10th heavenly body has been spotted orbiting the Earth. The "planet" SEDNA was discovered by Michael Brown. (Institute of Tecnology California) Anyway..it's just a lirock. http://www.gps.caltech.edu/~mbrown/sedna/ -- Find out about Australia's most dangerous Doomsday Cult: http://users.bigpond.net.au/wanglese/pebble.htm "You can't fool me, it's turtles all the way down." |
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New "planet" discovered; heliocentric theory still questioned
Uncle Al wrote in message ...
John Baez wrote: From the news at http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2004/...199151404.html we read: New planet discovery to be announced March 15, 2004 American scientists were today expected to announce that they had found a new "planet" in our solar system. A 10th heavenly body has been spotted orbiting the Earth. "The object has been named Sedna after the Inuit goddess of the ocean." That adequately puts it in perspective. We've regressed from thundergods to fish farts. Besides, Roman Emperor Caligula conquered the ocean in 40 AD. Check out Caius Suetonius Tranquillus' account. Is the Hubble making trouble again? Sell the blighted overpriced bureaucratic excrescence to the highest spacefaring bidder (ESA, Russia, China, NSA) and have done with it. All Hubble data should be banned, like Nazi medical experiment archives and Martha Stewart (finally). Uncle Al would have gone for a Hindu god. With 300,000,000+ from which to choose, the strongly remunerated studies could have gone on for years merely assembling the list. In fact, the World Court in the Hague should be *immediately* convened to order a definitive list of all deities, saints, spirits, sprites, nyads, elves, angels, pixies, goblins, devas, faeries, shapeshifters, satyrs, incubi, succubi, ghosts, leprechauns, gnomes, ogres, elementals, sylphs, genii, nymphs, demons, servitors, witches, halflings, tulpas, dakinis, dragons, vampires, mermaids, unicorns, familiars, griffins, valkyries, zephyrs, intergalactic field proctologists... plus Krocaa, God of the Aarakocra; Baba Yaga, Cthulhu, Pegasus, Rocky the Flying Squirrel, the occasional oozing putrescence, and Kibo. New orbiting bodies will be assigned names at random, weighted by social compassion, gender anti-bias, celebration of alternative lifestyles, and activist compensation for White Protestant European oppressive historic apochryphal atrocities levied upon Beliefs of Colour. The government-subsidized bickering (plus fully-paid health and pension benefits) could go on for millennia. In the meanwhile, newly discovered Sol-orbiting bodies of at least Pluto's diameter will be consecutively named Al, Bob, Chuck, Dave, Earnie, Fred, Greg, Hal, Ivan, Jan, Karl, Larry, Moe, Nick, Oscar, Pepe (compassion!), Quincy, Rich, Sam, Tom... Just how much big crap is in the Kuiper belt? I think you left out Curly... |
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New "planet" discovered; heliocentric theory still questioned
"Uncle Al" wrote in message ... All Hubble data should be banned Why? |
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New "planet" discovered; heliocentric theory still questioned
Wally Anglesea? wrote in message . ..
On 15 Mar 2004 10:39:08 -0800, (Pietro Sommavilla) wrote: (John Baez) wrote in message ... From the news at http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2004/...199151404.html we read: New planet discovery to be announced March 15, 2004 American scientists were today expected to announce that they had found a new "planet" in our solar system. A 10th heavenly body has been spotted orbiting the Earth. The "planet" SEDNA was discovered by Michael Brown. (Institute of Tecnology California) Anyway..it's just a lirock. http://www.gps.caltech.edu/~mbrown/sedna/ ...yeah..another asteroid like ..quaoar |
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New "planet" discovered; heliocentric theory still questioned
(Pietro Sommavilla) wrote in message . com...
Wally Anglesea? wrote in message . .. On 15 Mar 2004 10:39:08 -0800, (Pietro Sommavilla) wrote: (John Baez) wrote in message ... From the news at http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2004/...199151404.html we read: New planet discovery to be announced March 15, 2004 American scientists were today expected to announce that they had found a new "planet" in our solar system. A 10th heavenly body has been spotted orbiting the Earth. The "planet" SEDNA was discovered by Michael Brown. (Institute of Tecnology California) Anyway..it's just a lirock. http://www.gps.caltech.edu/~mbrown/sedna/ ..yeah..another asteroid like ..quaoar but still called a planet (planetoid) Earth (----------------) 12.756km Moon (---) 3.476km Mercury (----) 4.878km Pluton (--) 2.280km Sedna (-) [around] 1.290-1.770km So I guess there is it ! The Sumerian's 12th planet. |
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New "planet" discovered; heliocentric theory still questioned
(Pietro Sommavilla) wrote in message . com...
Wally Anglesea? wrote in message . .. On 15 Mar 2004 10:39:08 -0800, (Pietro Sommavilla) wrote: (John Baez) wrote in message ... From the news at http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2004/...199151404.html we read: New planet discovery to be announced March 15, 2004 American scientists were today expected to announce that they had found a new "planet" in our solar system. A 10th heavenly body has been spotted orbiting the Earth. The "planet" SEDNA was discovered by Michael Brown. (Institute of Tecnology California) Anyway..it's just a lirock. http://www.gps.caltech.edu/~mbrown/sedna/ ..yeah..another asteroid like ..quaoar but still called a planet (planetoid) Earth (----------------) 12.756km Moon (---) 3.476km Mercury (----) 4.878km Pluton (--) 2.280km Sedna (-) [around] 1.290-1.770km So I guess there is it ! The Sumerian's 12th planet. |
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New "planet" discovered; heliocentric theory still questioned
On 16 Mar 2004 09:40:27 -0800, (Pietro
Sommavilla) wrote: (Pietro Sommavilla) wrote in message . com... Wally Anglesea? wrote in message . .. On 15 Mar 2004 10:39:08 -0800, (Pietro Sommavilla) wrote: (John Baez) wrote in message ... From the news at http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2004/...199151404.html we read: New planet discovery to be announced March 15, 2004 American scientists were today expected to announce that they had found a new "planet" in our solar system. A 10th heavenly body has been spotted orbiting the Earth. The "planet" SEDNA was discovered by Michael Brown. (Institute of Tecnology California) Anyway..it's just a lirock. http://www.gps.caltech.edu/~mbrown/sedna/ ..yeah..another asteroid like ..quaoar but still called a planet (planetoid) Earth (----------------) 12.756km Moon (---) 3.476km Mercury (----) 4.878km Pluton (--) 2.280km Sedna (-) [around] 1.290-1.770km So I guess there is it ! The Sumerian's 12th planet. Unlikely, since they knew nothing about it, and couldn't possibly have detected it. When Astronomers discover the NEXT big object, how are you going to try to pass it off so it fits with your favourite fantasy, credophile? -- Find out about Australia's most dangerous Doomsday Cult: http://users.bigpond.net.au/wanglese/pebble.htm "You can't fool me, it's turtles all the way down." |
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