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Old March 15th 04, 05:42 PM
hanson
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"Uncle Al" wrote in message
...
John Baez wrote:
From the news at
http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2004/...199151404.html
we read:
New planet discovery to be announced
March 15, 2004
American scientists were today expected to announce that they had found
a new "planet" in our solar system.
A 10th heavenly body has been spotted orbiting the Earth.


[Al]
"The object has been named Sedna after the Inuit goddess of the
ocean." That adequately puts it in perspective. We've regressed from
thundergods to fish farts. Besides, Roman Emperor Caligula conquered
the ocean in 40 AD. Check out Caius Suetonius Tranquillus' account.

Is the Hubble making trouble again? Sell the blighted overpriced
bureaucratic excrescence to the highest spacefaring bidder (ESA,
Russia, China, NSA) and have done with it. All Hubble data should be
banned, like Nazi medical experiment archives and Martha Stewart
(finally).

Uncle Al would have gone for a Hindu god. With 300,000,000+ from
which to choose, the strongly remunerated studies could have gone on
for years merely assembling the list. In fact, the World Court in the
Hague should be *immediately* convened to order a definitive list of
all deities, saints, spirits, sprites, nyads, elves, angels, pixies,
goblins, devas, faeries, shapeshifters, satyrs, incubi, succubi,
ghosts, leprechauns, gnomes, ogres, elementals, sylphs, genii, nymphs,
demons, servitors, witches, halflings, tulpas, dakinis, dragons,
vampires, mermaids, unicorns, familiars, griffins, valkyries, zephyrs,
intergalactic field proctologists... plus Krocaa, God of the
Aarakocra; Baba Yaga, Cthulhu, Pegasus, Rocky the Flying Squirrel, the
occasional oozing putrescence, and Kibo. New orbiting bodies will be
assigned names at random, weighted by social compassion, gender
anti-bias, celebration of alternative lifestyles, and activist
compensation for White Protestant European oppressive historic
apochryphal atrocities levied upon Beliefs of Colour.

The government-subsidized bickering (plus fully-paid health and
pension benefits) could go on for millennia.

In the meanwhile, newly discovered Sol-orbiting bodies of at least
Pluto's diameter will be consecutively named Al, Bob, Chuck, Dave,
Earnie, Fred, Greg, Hal, Ivan, Jan, Karl, Larry, Moe, Nick, Oscar,
Pepe (compassion!), Quincy, Rich, Sam, Tom... Just how much big crap
is in the Kuiper belt?
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[hanson]
...........ahahahaha.......very good, but obviuosly
no hummer this morning, huh, Al?. Lady not greedy.

:: 03-09-04:
is the "science" a tool?

:: "Unle Al was awakened by a world class hummer
:: at 0635 this morning. Greedy lady".
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  #12  
Old March 15th 04, 06:39 PM
Pietro Sommavilla
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(John Baez) wrote in message ...
From the news at

http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2004/...199151404.html

we read:


New planet discovery to be announced
March 15, 2004

American scientists were today expected to announce that they had found
a new "planet" in our solar system.

A 10th heavenly body has been spotted orbiting the Earth.



The "planet" SEDNA was discovered by Michael Brown.
(Institute of Tecnology California)

Anyway..it's just a lirock.
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Old March 15th 04, 08:04 PM
Jeremy Price
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"Uncle Al" wrote in message
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Uncle Al would have gone for a Hindu god. With 300,000,000+ from
which to choose, the strongly remunerated studies could have gone on
for years merely assembling the list. In fact, the World Court in the
Hague should be *immediately* convened to order a definitive list of
all deities, saints, spirits, sprites, nyads, elves, angels, pixies,
goblins, devas, faeries, shapeshifters, satyrs, incubi, succubi,
ghosts, leprechauns, gnomes, ogres, elementals, sylphs, genii, nymphs,
demons, servitors, witches, halflings, tulpas, dakinis, dragons,
vampires, mermaids, unicorns, familiars, griffins, valkyries, zephyrs,
intergalactic field proctologists... plus Krocaa, God of the
Aarakocra; Baba Yaga, Cthulhu, Pegasus, Rocky the Flying Squirrel, the
occasional oozing putrescence, and Kibo. New orbiting bodies will be
assigned names at random, weighted by social compassion, gender
anti-bias, celebration of alternative lifestyles, and activist
compensation for White Protestant European oppressive historic
apochryphal atrocities levied upon Beliefs of Colour.


You forgot dwarves, how could you forget them? But more importantly, you
didn't mention the underpants gnomes! You had better hope they don't see
this post, because believe me, you don't wanna **** them off!


  #14  
Old March 16th 04, 12:35 AM
Wally Anglesea™
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On 15 Mar 2004 10:39:08 -0800, (Pietro
Sommavilla) wrote:

(John Baez) wrote in message ...
From the news at

http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2004/...199151404.html

we read:


New planet discovery to be announced
March 15, 2004

American scientists were today expected to announce that they had found
a new "planet" in our solar system.

A 10th heavenly body has been spotted orbiting the Earth.



The "planet" SEDNA was discovered by Michael Brown.
(Institute of Tecnology California)

Anyway..it's just a lirock.


http://www.gps.caltech.edu/~mbrown/sedna/

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Old March 16th 04, 01:03 AM
Igor
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Default New "planet" discovered; heliocentric theory still questioned

Uncle Al wrote in message ...
John Baez wrote:

From the news at

http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2004/...199151404.html

we read:

New planet discovery to be announced
March 15, 2004

American scientists were today expected to announce that they had found
a new "planet" in our solar system.

A 10th heavenly body has been spotted orbiting the Earth.


"The object has been named Sedna after the Inuit goddess of the
ocean." That adequately puts it in perspective. We've regressed from
thundergods to fish farts. Besides, Roman Emperor Caligula conquered
the ocean in 40 AD. Check out Caius Suetonius Tranquillus' account.

Is the Hubble making trouble again? Sell the blighted overpriced
bureaucratic excrescence to the highest spacefaring bidder (ESA,
Russia, China, NSA) and have done with it. All Hubble data should be
banned, like Nazi medical experiment archives and Martha Stewart
(finally).

Uncle Al would have gone for a Hindu god. With 300,000,000+ from
which to choose, the strongly remunerated studies could have gone on
for years merely assembling the list. In fact, the World Court in the
Hague should be *immediately* convened to order a definitive list of
all deities, saints, spirits, sprites, nyads, elves, angels, pixies,
goblins, devas, faeries, shapeshifters, satyrs, incubi, succubi,
ghosts, leprechauns, gnomes, ogres, elementals, sylphs, genii, nymphs,
demons, servitors, witches, halflings, tulpas, dakinis, dragons,
vampires, mermaids, unicorns, familiars, griffins, valkyries, zephyrs,
intergalactic field proctologists... plus Krocaa, God of the
Aarakocra; Baba Yaga, Cthulhu, Pegasus, Rocky the Flying Squirrel, the
occasional oozing putrescence, and Kibo. New orbiting bodies will be
assigned names at random, weighted by social compassion, gender
anti-bias, celebration of alternative lifestyles, and activist
compensation for White Protestant European oppressive historic
apochryphal atrocities levied upon Beliefs of Colour.

The government-subsidized bickering (plus fully-paid health and
pension benefits) could go on for millennia.

In the meanwhile, newly discovered Sol-orbiting bodies of at least
Pluto's diameter will be consecutively named Al, Bob, Chuck, Dave,
Earnie, Fred, Greg, Hal, Ivan, Jan, Karl, Larry, Moe, Nick, Oscar,
Pepe (compassion!), Quincy, Rich, Sam, Tom... Just how much big crap
is in the Kuiper belt?



I think you left out Curly...
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Old March 16th 04, 01:16 AM
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"Uncle Al" wrote in message
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All Hubble data should be banned


Why?


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Old March 16th 04, 09:21 AM
Pietro Sommavilla
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Wally Anglesea? wrote in message . ..
On 15 Mar 2004 10:39:08 -0800, (Pietro
Sommavilla) wrote:

(John Baez) wrote in message ...
From the news at

http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2004/...199151404.html

we read:


New planet discovery to be announced
March 15, 2004

American scientists were today expected to announce that they had found
a new "planet" in our solar system.

A 10th heavenly body has been spotted orbiting the Earth.



The "planet" SEDNA was discovered by Michael Brown.
(Institute of Tecnology California)

Anyway..it's just a lirock.


http://www.gps.caltech.edu/~mbrown/sedna/


...yeah..another asteroid like ..quaoar
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Old March 16th 04, 05:40 PM
Pietro Sommavilla
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(Pietro Sommavilla) wrote in message . com...
Wally Anglesea? wrote in message . ..
On 15 Mar 2004 10:39:08 -0800,
(Pietro
Sommavilla) wrote:

(John Baez) wrote in message ...
From the news at

http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2004/...199151404.html

we read:


New planet discovery to be announced
March 15, 2004

American scientists were today expected to announce that they had found
a new "planet" in our solar system.

A 10th heavenly body has been spotted orbiting the Earth.


The "planet" SEDNA was discovered by Michael Brown.
(Institute of Tecnology California)

Anyway..it's just a lirock.


http://www.gps.caltech.edu/~mbrown/sedna/


..yeah..another asteroid like ..quaoar

but still called a planet (planetoid)

Earth (----------------) 12.756km

Moon (---) 3.476km

Mercury (----) 4.878km

Pluton (--) 2.280km

Sedna (-) [around] 1.290-1.770km

So I guess there is it !
The Sumerian's 12th planet.
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Old March 16th 04, 05:40 PM
Pietro Sommavilla
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(Pietro Sommavilla) wrote in message . com...
Wally Anglesea? wrote in message . ..
On 15 Mar 2004 10:39:08 -0800,
(Pietro
Sommavilla) wrote:

(John Baez) wrote in message ...
From the news at

http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2004/...199151404.html

we read:


New planet discovery to be announced
March 15, 2004

American scientists were today expected to announce that they had found
a new "planet" in our solar system.

A 10th heavenly body has been spotted orbiting the Earth.


The "planet" SEDNA was discovered by Michael Brown.
(Institute of Tecnology California)

Anyway..it's just a lirock.


http://www.gps.caltech.edu/~mbrown/sedna/


..yeah..another asteroid like ..quaoar

but still called a planet (planetoid)

Earth (----------------) 12.756km

Moon (---) 3.476km

Mercury (----) 4.878km

Pluton (--) 2.280km

Sedna (-) [around] 1.290-1.770km

So I guess there is it !
The Sumerian's 12th planet.
  #20  
Old March 16th 04, 11:07 PM
Wally Anglesea™
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On 16 Mar 2004 09:40:27 -0800, (Pietro
Sommavilla) wrote:

(Pietro Sommavilla) wrote in message . com...
Wally Anglesea? wrote in message . ..
On 15 Mar 2004 10:39:08 -0800,
(Pietro
Sommavilla) wrote:

(John Baez) wrote in message ...
From the news at

http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2004/...199151404.html

we read:


New planet discovery to be announced
March 15, 2004

American scientists were today expected to announce that they had found
a new "planet" in our solar system.

A 10th heavenly body has been spotted orbiting the Earth.


The "planet" SEDNA was discovered by Michael Brown.
(Institute of Tecnology California)

Anyway..it's just a lirock.

http://www.gps.caltech.edu/~mbrown/sedna/


..yeah..another asteroid like ..quaoar

but still called a planet (planetoid)

Earth (----------------) 12.756km

Moon (---) 3.476km

Mercury (----) 4.878km

Pluton (--) 2.280km

Sedna (-) [around] 1.290-1.770km

So I guess there is it !
The Sumerian's 12th planet.



Unlikely, since they knew nothing about it, and couldn't possibly have
detected it.

When Astronomers discover the NEXT big object, how are you going to
try to pass it off so it fits with your favourite fantasy, credophile?



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