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LUCKY ******* TO INHERIT JIMMY HOFFA'S FORTUNE?
DETROIT (Rueters) -- You may be awfully poor today but may well be a multi-millionaire by this time tomorrow. Michigan authorities are attempting to locate the illegitimate son or daughter of the late Jimmy Hoffa to receive the entire contents of his estate now worth more than $134,000,000. See, all of Jimmy's blood relatives are long gone over these past 37 years -- since the popular Teamsters president was declared missing in 1975 -- and an illegitmate offspring will be entitled to his or her rightful inheritence. If your mommy ever told you -- years ago -- that she had been out on a blind date with Jimmy back in the 60s or 70s (maybe even earlier), then you should conrtact Michigan authorities immediately. However, if you are 5-10 or taller, don't even bother applying because Jimmy was only 5-5 and hereditary specialists say he couldn't possibly have fathered a kid who grew that tall. In addition, if you are younger than 37 years old, you are automatically disqualified. We have a special message for you: **** OFF! ============================= EARLIER STORY ============================= PHILADELPHIA (Rueters) -- A moment of silence will be held before the kickoff of tonight's Eagles' game with the New York Giants to pray for the repose of the soul of an American idol. Jimmy Hoffa, president of the Teamsters Union, would be celebrating his 100th birthday next year but, sadly, apparently was the unfortunate victim of a tragic hunting accident the night of July 30, 1975. Sources say that Richard "Don't Call Me a Dick" Cheney, who would become VICE president 26 years later, was a member of the hunting party and even his closest friends knew he was "quck on the trigger." Here is an FBI file photo of Jimmy after Ed Conrad, a noted fossil hunter, discovered his corpse deep inside a coal mining stripping pit near Mahanoy City, Pa., the other day. http://www.popsci.com/files/imagecac...kullbullet.jpg Good ol' Ed shows exactly where Jimmy's body was found. http://www.edconrad.com/pics/conradshovel.jpg Hoffa, who was called "Shorty" by those closest around him because was only 5-foot-5, is a favorite of all Giants fans because it was believed that his bones -- interred with cement -- are holding up one of the goal posts at Giants Stadium. Some die-hard fans claim it was their lucky charm in helping the Giants win the Super Bowl last season. OTHER GREAT MYSTERIES SOLVED BY ED CONRAD 911 ALL OVER AGAIN https://groups.google.com/forum/?fro...ad/vYW_4Jxb7mo NOW WE KNOW WHO KILLED JFk? http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...4022&q=jfk+as# MAN AS OLD AS COAL http://groups.google.com/group/alt.f...2305f02e955b66 http://www.edconrad.com MOONED OVER MIAMI http://news.goldenweb.it/article.php...dc.smithsonian DEATH DOES NOT EXIST http://www.edconrad.org TIME TO END THE CANCER CURE CONSPIRACY https://groups.google.com/forum/?fro...ad/3rVk6-Kaejc WHO SAID DOGS CAN'T TALK http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGeKSiCQkPw NEWS SOURCES ABC News CBS News CNN Examiner.com FOX News Gallup Huffington Post Los Angeles Times msnbc.com New York Times Newsweek Politico Reuters The Associated Press Time U.S. News & World Report UPI.com USA Today Washington Post PEOPLE American Idol Entertainment Weekly MTV.com Parade Magazine People Magazine TMZ.com SPORTS ESPN FOXSports Yahoo Sports BUSINESS Bizjournals.com BusinessWeek CNBC CNNMoney Financial Times Forbes Fortune Marke****ch Motley Fool TheStreet.com COMPUTING CNET Mashable PC Magazine PC World Wired News ZDNet REAL ESTATE Real Estate |
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LUCKY ******* TO INHERIT JIMMY HOFFA'S FORTUNE?
On 02/10/2012 6:22 AM, Go and Sin No More wrote:
DETROIT (Rueters) -- You may be awfully poor today but may well be a multi-millionaire by this time tomorrow. Michigan authorities are attempting to locate the illegitimate son or daughter of the late Jimmy Hoffa to receive the entire contents of his estate now worth more than $134,000,000. See, all of Jimmy's blood relatives are long gone over these past 37 years -- ... Well, if they fail, I expect to receive an email from, let's say the Assistant to the Attorney General, telling me that I've been selected to receive twenty (20) percent if I allow her to use my account to deposit the one hundred and thirty four million (134,000,000) dollars, which she can't otherwise get out of the State's account, ... |
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