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Old April 2nd 06, 05:43 PM posted to alt.astronomy,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.usenet.kooks
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On Sat, 01 Apr 2006 19:47:00 -0700, Art Deco
wrote in alt.fan.art-bell in message
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Oh I forgot, you are a unbeliever, Jesus said dont give Perls to
swines...


Give what, warswine?


Maybe he's actually a UNIX script?
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You can keep claiming some unknown comet is Wormwood, but nothing was
seen by astronomers in 2004, that's for sure! Megatons of
devastation? Didn't occur in 2004 either. Are you sure you have the
correct story here, WarpHole?

Reminds me of another of your made-up fairy tales... You are a wacko
and total nutjob!

Saul Levy


On 1 Apr 2006 17:30:18 -0800, "Warhol" wrote:

Tombes or graves of the dead, thats the spirit... Wormwood code
Wormwood asteroid is even in Bible codes.

The Book of Revelation tells us that prior to the expected Great
Tribulation and Rapture, a rogue planet called Wormwood will approach
dangerously close to Earth. Although it itself will not hit us in its
first passages 2004, Earth will pass through its rocky tail or debris
field. Like repeated shotgun blasts, our entire planet will be pelted
with megatons of devastating, fiery meteorites-including at least one
the size of a "mountain" hitting an ocean (just like in the movie Deep
Impact). Most of us will be so unprepared for this that we will
literally "run to the hills" for shelter. When we emerge, we will find
our civilization in ruins from a global Sumatra-level earthquake,
66-100% of most vegetation burned up by the meteorite fires, 95% or
more of our ships and sea life gone from tsunamis, 80% of the fresh
water supplies contaminated and 75% of the sunlight blocked from
particulate thrown up into the atmosphere (nuclear winter). So even if
you survive the impacts, you will then have to face the inevitable
world crisis in food, water, electricity, fuel, shelter and, of course,
face the pandemonium that will follow all of which, by the way, will
give Blackbeard beloved Sun his opening to take control and become
"savior of the world".

Oh I forgot, you are a unbeliever, Jesus said dont give Perls to
swines...

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Old April 2nd 06, 10:48 PM posted to alt.astronomy
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So why don't you deliver your head to my front door, WarpHole? I
still want to stick it up!

Saul Levy


On 1 Apr 2006 19:02:56 -0800, "Warhol" wrote:


Art Deco wrote:
Warhol wrote:

Tombes or graves of the dead, thats the spirit... Wormwood code
Wormwood asteroid is even in Bible codes.


Sorry, warswine, "Bible codes" are nothing but high-tech numerology.
You can find random phrases in any text of sufficient length.


The End Times
1 "At that time Michael, the great prince who protects your people,
will arise. There will be a time of distress such as has not happened
from the beginning of nations until then. But at that time your
people-everyone whose name is found written in the book-will be
delivered. 2 Multitudes who sleep in the dust of the earth will awake:
some to everlasting life, others to shame and everlasting contempt. 3
Those who are wise [a] will shine like the brightness of the heavens,
and those who lead many to righteousness, like the stars for ever and
ever. 4 But you, Daniel, close up and seal the words of the scroll
until the time of the end. Many will go here and there to increase
knowledge."

5 Then I, Daniel, looked, and there before me stood two others, one on
this bank of the river and one on the opposite bank. 6 One of them said
to the man clothed in linen, who was above the waters of the river,
"How long will it be before these astonishing things are fulfilled?"


The Book of Revelation tells us that prior to the expected Great
Tribulation and Rapture, a rogue planet called Wormwood will approach
dangerously close to Earth. Although it itself will not hit us in its
first passages 2004, Earth will pass through its rocky tail or debris
field. Like repeated shotgun blasts, our entire planet will be pelted
with megatons of devastating, fiery meteorites-including at least one
the size of a "mountain" hitting an ocean (just like in the movie Deep
Impact). Most of us will be so unprepared for this that we will
literally "run to the hills" for shelter. When we emerge, we will find
our civilization in ruins from a global Sumatra-level earthquake,
66-100% of most vegetation burned up by the meteorite fires, 95% or
more of our ships and sea life gone from tsunamis, 80% of the fresh
water supplies contaminated and 75% of the sunlight blocked from
particulate thrown up into the atmosphere (nuclear winter). So even if
you survive the impacts, you will then have to face the inevitable
world crisis in food, water, electricity, fuel, shelter and, of course,
face the pandemonium that will follow all of which, by the way, will
give Blackbeard beloved Sun his opening to take control and become
"savior of the world".


I'll bet you can pull the sword from the stone, warswine. Am I right?


Ha Ha Ha


Oh I forgot, you are a unbeliever, Jesus said dont give Perls to
swines...


Give what, warswine?


Good **** to pigs

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Old April 2nd 06, 10:54 PM posted to alt.astronomy
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If you expect us to believe any of your crap, WarpHole, you'd better
start being correct! Quit lying and making things up and show us some
REAL events for a change!

Let's see: No sea level flooding, no extra earthquakes, no Darla-pop
saucer mothership, no Wormwood, no sign of your granddaddy, no...
(well you get the jist)! Let's see some real events...

Saul Levy


On 2 Apr 2006 05:56:25 -0700, "Warhol" wrote:


Bob Officer wrote:
On Sat, 01 Apr 2006 19:47:00 -0700, in alt.usenet.kooks, Art Deco
wrote:

Warhol wrote:

Tombes or graves of the dead, thats the spirit... Wormwood code
Wormwood asteroid is even in Bible codes.

Sorry, warswine, "Bible codes" are nothing but high-tech numerology.
You can find random phrases in any text of sufficient length.

The Book of Revelation tells us that prior to the expected Great
Tribulation and Rapture, a rogue planet called Wormwood will approach


No it doesn't...


Yes it Does, and even very soon... Get ready to recieve your outerspace
semiconductor on your heads. I am sure you will than ettablish contact
with the true LORD.

dangerously close to Earth. Although it itself will not hit us in its
first passages 2004, Earth will pass through its rocky tail or debris
field. Like repeated shotgun blasts, our entire planet will be pelted
with megatons of devastating, fiery meteorites-including at least one
the size of a "mountain" hitting an ocean (just like in the movie Deep
Impact). Most of us will be so unprepared for this that we will
literally "run to the hills" for shelter. When we emerge, we will find
our civilization in ruins from a global Sumatra-level earthquake,
66-100% of most vegetation burned up by the meteorite fires, 95% or
more of our ships and sea life gone from tsunamis, 80% of the fresh
water supplies contaminated and 75% of the sunlight blocked from
particulate thrown up into the atmosphere (nuclear winter). So even if
you survive the impacts, you will then have to face the inevitable
world crisis in food, water, electricity, fuel, shelter and, of course,
face the pandemonium that will follow all of which, by the way, will
give Blackbeard beloved Sun his opening to take control and become
"savior of the world".

I'll bet you can pull the sword from the stone, warswine. Am I right?


isn't that Wollmann's job?


No, that's a warhol Job... The Belt of my Gran'da'ddy, is already in my
Hand. I tell you, It will hurt those that dont listen to words of
Warholian wisdom. Be a Wiseman, and start to pay your Tribut to the
Allmighty Lord. Or you will be bapthized again. But This Time with Fire
falling out of the heavens sky... The Advent Truth - "Can God create a
stone he cannot lift?"


Oh I forgot, you are a unbeliever, Jesus said dont give Perls to
swines...

Give what, warswine?


Java script is more fun...


--
Ak'toh'di


Okee I keep my good **** for myself, from today on. Its you all who
will start to live in Darkness and in incertitude, because the Evil
deeds deep inside us. Stupid Man, prepare yourself to die a honorable
dead, be man for once... Warhol is telling you the Thruth. Only Faith
can save man from totale distruction, so turn your face to God, and ask
HIM, to forgive your sins and save your lost soul. But know that God is
not listing to man anymore. Therefor he has send his only begotten Sun,
to a wilderniss, to rise his voice above all other man. But the
questions is Now, will the Beloved Sun of God be heard... by man who do
not fear GOD and his testomony's.

The Greenknight, Al Mesbah Hasan... uh... The Light Warrior... the Sun
of you know who...

PS always Remenber that My Heavens Star, is there high above your
heads, and it will not miss the Evildoers. A Feared Blackbeard
Promiss... 400 years are gone, time of bondage has come to end for Gods
people.


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Old April 2nd 06, 10:55 PM posted to alt.astronomy
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Nah, a Unix script could spell better than that!

Saul Levy


On Sun, 02 Apr 2006 08:43:55 -0800, "Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy)"
wrote:

On Sat, 01 Apr 2006 19:47:00 -0700, Art Deco
wrote in alt.fan.art-bell in message
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Oh I forgot, you are a unbeliever, Jesus said dont give Perls to
swines...


Give what, warswine?


Maybe he's actually a UNIX script?

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Old April 2nd 06, 10:56 PM posted to alt.astronomy
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Yes, AD, we're all DDDDDDDDDOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDD!
But this extends way beyond just WarpHole!

Saul Levy


On Sat, 01 Apr 2006 19:24:05 -0700, Art Deco
wrote:

Warhol wrote:

Art Deco wrote:
Warhol wrote:

I believe that Fart will pee in his pants, when shall hear that this
Pirate sun has discovered the holiest object of the seven dimensions
and heavens... The Altar at whome sat the Allmighty God with Moses...
My Gran'da'ddy from who I recieved my Holy Name Al Mesbah Hasan... The
Blackbeard's Beloved Sun is me... The Hasanite Power shall be with me
against all Evil Man or Beast... I will pray for all your souls... even
there is no man worth to be saved (My personal Opinion) I shall do the
Prayer, becaus you all were so wrong. NOT ONE MAN REMAINED IN THE
ROADMAP THAT GOD HIMSELF had given to MAN... THE LAWS OF THE COVENNANT
given to Moses... and inplaces we all have build a world that is
destroying its own, while we worseship the Calf of Gold... OH MAN WHAT
WERE WE ALL WRONG, GOD IS VERY ANGRY... WHY HE SEND ME OVER AGAIN... I
TELL TO YOU ALL WATCH THE SKY VERY CAREFULLY... MY COMETH IS COMING.

You all will hear again from me SOON... I will Pray so that the MUDD
may be Removed from your Eyes...

My Name is AL MASBAH HASAN... Uh The Light Warrior, the Greenknight

You're a self-deluded idiot, warswine.

--


WATCH THE SKY YOU. There you will find the Warholian answers, you very
low fallen, Vermin kind ... Asteroids and Catastrophes and The Seven
Trumpet of Judgments... Wormwood is a bitter tasting


Translation: if you laugh at warswine's kookdrool, dooooooooooooom
will decend from the heavens.

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Old April 4th 06, 09:33 PM posted to alt.astronomy
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Thanks John, Art is too stupid, to understand the message of Peace...
The Amazing Knight and Templar, Warhol remains a voice in the
wildernis. Crying to man; "Prepare the path for the Lords, return".
Even the High priest of the temple of the holy trinity at this doomed
Rock, did not believe me. Today when I went to visit him and I told hem
that My Gran´da´dy was Blackbeard or the great Teach R... He even
didn´t tremble as should be... clearly the High priest dont know my
Gran´da´ddy the Pirate, who they have beheaded 400 years ago. Since
I have the Golden Belt, I can even claim that I am Blackbeard the
Terrible NOW. Yeah you read right.. but the magic of the belt didn´t
yet work. But Soon this Pirate SUN shall be the only master of this
holy Rock... And this in less than 1 year. And in 5 year this Rock
shall be beheaded too, with my Incoming Zdaff zdaff Hard Iron Rock
Star... The superstar that shall give me the control over the
Stargate... Hi hi hi than the stars too, will be Mine... Ha Ha Ha than
my Gran´da´ddy shall be reely proude of me. yes this warholian Pirate
sun.... Warhol, the one that shall become the Master of the Univers and
the seven heavens. As my gran´da´ddy who was King of the Seven Seas.
Now My Gran´da´ddy may rest in Peace. I discovered the heritage, and
Soon I will be master of the Universes... Now I have the Altar, and I
have also the Golden and green Belt, for the dragger and the smokeguns,
**** man now they must be carefull for what they do and not me... Ha Ha
Ha If you want to see a real Pirate Sun at work you must come over to
this HOLY Rock, for a tour... I Tell you, its worth to hear me sing.
Come and see this Pirate sun perform in public place, amongste the
Monkey´s. There where I shall soon install the holy Cross, So that
they may remenber the Real warriors of the Temple and who cursed the
Evil once; Warhol now having the Ark of the Covenant, the Holy Grail, a
secret fleet that sailed the oceans, and an awe-inspiring
self-confidence and courage that made our enemies shudder in fear.

Now I prepare for the great dispute for the holy Sacred Temple... as
Jesus I must chase, the bizzness man, from the holy location of the
ancients Pirates and their second holiest Temple. And also they must
leave all the places, were my Gran´da´ddy has hidden his greatest
treasures, the key of the univers... Right Fear warhol now, he has
found the magic golden Belt that brings Empires down...

Ha ha ha Ha NOW THEY MUST LEARN TO LIVE WITH BLACKBEARD SUN or shall I
say "the Greenknight", The Light Warrior.... Asking at this "Mount of
TAR" for TAR... this means "Blood-revenge". The houre has come to fight
back with powerfull words, why I shall pray, that my cometh shall not
miss the head of this forgotten Pilar of Herculis... Right, Moses when
he came down that holy mountain, where He met with the Allmighty Lord
in Person, is a very sacred al´tar, and when he came down with the
tablets of law and saw what for Golden Cow Aroon had build, HE GOT VERY
ANGRY(remenber this). I have Now the lost key to resolve the greatest
secret ever... thats why I went to see the High Priest today and
yesterday. TO WARN THEM THAT MOSES NOT HAPPY AT ALL... THE GOLDEN COWS
are the TOURIST. Right and now they think that me too am a golden
cow... Ha Ha Ha sometime I wounder, DONT THEY SEE THAT I AM A PIRATE
SUN...

I also visited the Anglican Church of the Resurrection, and there I
found the grail that I must have. So that, when the Allmighty Lord
comes, down to my house, I can offer him a drink in Worhty Holy Grail.
As Jesus I must Now despute the right for the Temple of the lord. Which
is in fake high priest Hands... The difficult part of the Warholian
plan starts now... How to transforme a Christian Cathedraal the a
Hasanite Moorish Temple... But that I will explain Tomorrow.

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Keep your Bull**** for yourself man... I have my **** thats enough... I
have very good Morocan ****... HA HA HA

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give me only a few days... And you will hear a voice saying Warhol IS
the Beloved Sun...

So prepare for A Mayor signe from the lord in the Heaven... Fasten your
seat and get ready for incoming... MOROCCO and SPAIN and FRANCE, I
shall attack now... HA HA HA I told them today FEAR GRAN'da'ddy's
Curse... he trows Rocks Ha Ha Ha and ofcourse they again didn't believe
Hard Truth... Well you asked for it and you will get It

GOODNIGHT see you later aligators... I am going to seek a nice place to
have the seat and watch the heaven sky for incoming Mastodontes...

Remenber That Al Mesbah Hasan Told you before it Happenend... Ha Ha Ha

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Warhol wrote in message
ups.com...
Thanks John, Art is too stupid, to understand the message of Peace...
The Amazing Knight and Templar, Warhol remains a voice in the
wildernis. Crying to man; "Prepare the path for the Lords, return".
Even the High priest of the temple of the holy trinity at this doomed
Rock, did not believe me. Today when I went to visit him and I told hem
that My Gran´da´dy was Blackbeard or the great Teach R... He even
didn´t tremble as should be... clearly the High priest dont know my
Gran´da´ddy the Pirate, who they have beheaded 400 years ago. Since
I have the Golden Belt, I can even claim that I am Blackbeard the
Terrible NOW. Yeah you read right.. but the magic of the belt didn´t
yet work. But Soon this Pirate SUN shall be the only master of this
holy Rock... And this in less than 1 year. And in 5 year this Rock
shall be beheaded too, with my Incoming Zdaff zdaff Hard Iron Rock
Star... The superstar that shall give me the control over the
Stargate... Hi hi hi than the stars too, will be Mine... Ha Ha Ha than
my Gran´da´ddy shall be reely proude of me. yes this warholian Pirate
sun.... Warhol, the one that shall become the Master of the Univers and
the seven heavens. As my gran´da´ddy who was King of the Seven Seas.
Now My Gran´da´ddy may rest in Peace. I discovered the heritage, and
Soon I will be master of the Universes... Now I have the Altar, and I
have also the Golden and green Belt, for the dragger and the smokeguns,
**** man now they must be carefull for what they do and not me... Ha Ha
Ha If you want to see a real Pirate Sun at work you must come over to
this HOLY Rock, for a tour... I Tell you, its worth to hear me sing.
Come and see this Pirate sun perform in public place, amongste the
Monkey´s. There where I shall soon install the holy Cross, So that
they may remenber the Real warriors of the Temple and who cursed the
Evil once; Warhol now having the Ark of the Covenant, the Holy Grail, a
secret fleet that sailed the oceans, and an awe-inspiring
self-confidence and courage that made our enemies shudder in fear.

Now I prepare for the great dispute for the holy Sacred Temple... as
Jesus I must chase, the bizzness man, from the holy location of the
ancients Pirates and their second holiest Temple. And also they must
leave all the places, were my Gran´da´ddy has hidden his greatest
treasures, the key of the univers... Right Fear warhol now, he has
found the magic golden Belt that brings Empires down...

Ha ha ha Ha NOW THEY MUST LEARN TO LIVE WITH BLACKBEARD SUN or shall I
say "the Greenknight", The Light Warrior.... Asking at this "Mount of
TAR" for TAR... this means "Blood-revenge". The houre has come to fight
back with powerfull words, why I shall pray, that my cometh shall not
miss the head of this forgotten Pilar of Herculis... Right, Moses when
he came down that holy mountain, where He met with the Allmighty Lord
in Person, is a very sacred al´tar, and when he came down with the
tablets of law and saw what for Golden Cow Aroon had build, HE GOT VERY
ANGRY(remenber this). I have Now the lost key to resolve the greatest
secret ever... thats why I went to see the High Priest today and
yesterday. TO WARN THEM THAT MOSES NOT HAPPY AT ALL... THE GOLDEN COWS
are the TOURIST. Right and now they think that me too am a golden
cow... Ha Ha Ha sometime I wounder, DONT THEY SEE THAT I AM A PIRATE
SUN...

I also visited the Anglican Church of the Resurrection, and there I
found the grail that I must have. So that, when the Allmighty Lord
comes, down to my house, I can offer him a drink in Worhty Holy Grail.
As Jesus I must Now despute the right for the Temple of the lord. Which
is in fake high priest Hands... The difficult part of the Warholian
plan starts now... How to transforme a Christian Cathedraal the a
Hasanite Moorish Temple... But that I will explain Tomorrow.

I will be waiting.

HJ



 




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