The T-Shirt

Double-A wrote:

nightbat wrote:
nightbat wrote

Ray Vingnutte wrote:

On Fri, 07 Oct 2005 05:33:01 -0500
nightbat wrote:

nightbat wrote

Greysky wrote:

"Ray Vingnutte" wrote in message
...
On Thu, 06 Oct 2005 17:02:23 -0500
nightbat wrote:

nightbat wrote

"Charles D. Bohne" wrote:

On Thu, 06 Oct 2005 14:04:58 -0500, nightbat

wrote:

arriving with your elite
very rare Star Officer Glow Shirt.

Bohne
Nightbat! You make me feel like a little boy
two days before Christmas .. will I get my
T-Shirt, too?

I can hardly wait to see it!

(Is there a web-page with some photos?
You should make pictures available .. I am
sure a lot of lurkers - including the coffee-boys
would love to order some ... even if they say:
"I am just a Kooker and a boy on Darla's Ship" :-)
C.

nightbat

Right now everything Darla related is extremely sensitive
and
top secret. So top secret she hardly net publicly posts any more.
But
in
reference to your Science Team Officer Glow Shirts and Glow Caps
yours
are being sent because you prudently ordered them early. Officer
Bert
ordered his a little later so they will arrive shortly too. I
went
ahead
and sent him the Diplomatic dress caps so he wouldn't worry that
I
might
have overlooked him. Glad they make you feel happy and wait till
you
do
receive your package from Indy Base One Headquarters Command
center
with
Star shirt and caps in it. The Earth Science Team Star fan site
is
being
organized so all can see and order the very rare fan Captain
nightbat
Star Glow shirts and Caps. But first the Officers are being sent
their
duty items as promised to rightly set them apart from all the
rest.
The
coffee boys would love to get their hands on some of those
numbered
collectors Star Officers Glow shirts and caps to possibly try to
sneak
aboard the Darla Starships when they finally hopefully 1st
Official
Contact arrive.

carry on,
the nightbat

The poor coffee boys must be having doubts now, contact has been
made,
the uniforms are going out, preparations underway, oh yes they
will
regret missing all this alright. If they start sending begging
mails to
be allowed to join the elite don't fall for it captain, they will
likely
try every trick in the book to get an official uniform.




Greysky
Hmm... perhaps there *is* an official coffee boy uniform? That way
they wont
feel too left out of it all... perhaps it could show the outline of
a person
serving coffee mugs to us real officers, as well as Darla too if she
likes
coffee - mocha late anyone

Greysky

nightbat

Not to worry Officer Greysky we have the uniforms for the
coffee
boys all picked out already. They are the funny Jerry Lewis made
famous
hotel gold breast multi button down red ones with matching bell hop
round red hat. You can't miss them what with white serving gloves and
shined black patent shoes and calling whistle, even Darla will approve
I'm sure.

carry on,
the nightbat


Ray
Ha, ha this is going to be a sight, is it ok to order the coffee boys
around now out of uniform or can we already put our orders in?. I like
my tea and I hate not having a mug to hand at all times.

nightbat

Yes Officer Ray, ha, ha, ha, the coffee boys will look so sharp
for Darla and Earth Science Team Officers aboard the Sean Starships,
just have a look.

See:
http://www.broadwaycostumes.com/imag...p0030-zoom.jpg

The Bart Devo and coffee boys will be duty expectantly serving us coffee
and tea sharply amongst the stars while they have to Starship boil pot
after pot of our favorite fresh brews. Oh the humanity, and if any of
them object off to Titan Moon base with them. They better pack extra
warm coats too for I understand the temperatures on Titan are very low
and perhaps that will cool them off some. And sure you can order and get
them ready for the 24/7 round the clock shifts of coffee or tea serving
duty. Heck Officer Double-A has them already jumping around like
bunnies.

carry on,
the nightbat


nightbat,

The coffee boys will look really sharp in their new red service
uniforms. They are so willing to serve, and eager to please.

I recommend leaving the mushrooms out of your brew, saucerhead.

But we
won't allow them to wear the matching kneepads even though they will be
inclined to want to do so.

A-A heads for the oral sex lames, how unusual.

We must maintain the high moral standards
of the officer corps!

Double-A


Isn't it about time for another poast count, saucerhead?

--
Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler

"The original human being was a female hermaphrodite with
both male and female genitalia."

"Human beings CAN NOT live in a solar system without a sun
with a ferrite core and a planet without a solid iron core."

-- Alexa Cameron, Kook of the Year 2004

Raving Loonie wrote:

Ray Vingnutte wrote:
On Fri, 07 Oct 2005 16:42:15 GMT
"Greysky" wrote:


"nightbat" wrote in message
...
nightbat wrote

Ray Vingnutte wrote:

On Fri, 07 Oct 2005 05:33:01 -0500
nightbat wrote:

nightbat wrote

Greysky wrote:

"Ray Vingnutte" wrote in message
...
On Thu, 06 Oct 2005 17:02:23 -0500
nightbat wrote:

nightbat wrote

"Charles D. Bohne" wrote:

On Thu, 06 Oct 2005 14:04:58 -0500, nightbat

wrote:

arriving with your elite
very rare Star Officer Glow Shirt.

Bohne
Nightbat! You make me feel like a little boy
two days before Christmas .. will I get my
T-Shirt, too?

I can hardly wait to see it!

(Is there a web-page with some photos?
You should make pictures available .. I am
sure a lot of lurkers - including the coffee-boys
would love to order some ... even if they say:
"I am just a Kooker and a boy on Darla's Ship" :-)
C.

nightbat

Right now everything Darla related is extremely
sensitive
and
top secret. So top secret she hardly net publicly posts any
more.
But
in
reference to your Science Team Officer Glow Shirts and Glow
Caps
yours
are being sent because you prudently ordered them early.
Officer
Bert
ordered his a little later so they will arrive shortly too.
I
went
ahead
and sent him the Diplomatic dress caps so he wouldn't worry
that
I
might
have overlooked him. Glad they make you feel happy and wait
till
you
do
receive your package from Indy Base One Headquarters Command
center
with
Star shirt and caps in it. The Earth Science Team Star fan
site
is
being
organized so all can see and order the very rare fan Captain
nightbat
Star Glow shirts and Caps. But first the Officers are being
sent
their
duty items as promised to rightly set them apart from all
the
rest.
The
coffee boys would love to get their hands on some of those
numbered
collectors Star Officers Glow shirts and caps to possibly
try to
sneak
aboard the Darla Starships when they finally hopefully 1st
Official
Contact arrive.

carry on,
the nightbat

The poor coffee boys must be having doubts now, contact has
been
made,
the uniforms are going out, preparations underway, oh yes
they
will
regret missing all this alright. If they start sending
begging
mails to
be allowed to join the elite don't fall for it captain, they
will
likely
try every trick in the book to get an official uniform.




Greysky
Hmm... perhaps there *is* an official coffee boy uniform? That
way
they wont
feel too left out of it all... perhaps it could show the
outline of
a person
serving coffee mugs to us real officers, as well as Darla too
if she
likes
coffee - mocha late anyone

Greysky

nightbat

Not to worry Officer Greysky we have the uniforms for the
coffee
boys all picked out already. They are the funny Jerry Lewis made
famous
hotel gold breast multi button down red ones with matching bell
hop
round red hat. You can't miss them what with white serving gloves
and
shined black patent shoes and calling whistle, even Darla will
approve
I'm sure.

carry on,
the nightbat


Ray
Ha, ha this is going to be a sight, is it ok to order the coffee
boys
around now out of uniform or can we already put our orders in?. I
like
my tea and I hate not having a mug to hand at all times.

nightbat

Yes Officer Ray, ha, ha, ha, the coffee boys will look so
sharp
for Darla and Earth Science Team Officers aboard the Sean Starships,
just have a look.

See:
http://www.broadwaycostumes.com/imag...p0030-zoom.jpg

The Bart Devo and coffee boys will be duty expectantly serving us
coffee
and tea sharply amongst the stars while they have to Starship boil
pot
after pot of our favorite fresh brews. Oh the humanity, and if any
of
them object off to Titan Moon base with them. They better pack extra
warm coats too for I understand the temperatures on Titan are very
low
and perhaps that will cool them off some. And sure you can order and
get
them ready for the 24/7 round the clock shifts of coffee or tea
serving
duty. Heck Officer Double-A has them already jumping around like
bunnies.

carry on,
the nightbat

Heh heh... I think the coffee boys have just found the planet called
Hell...



Maybe we should have our own award for coffee boy of the month, you know
the best dressed, best service and make this known in groups frequented
by the winner. I mean there's nothing to be embarrassed about is there,
they are very nice coffee boy uniforms, very smart.









... And when those coffee boys (((blush))) it won't be so noticable,
either!


RL


YES! Pleace to be nominating moi for yer esteemed awards!

--
Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler

"The original human being was a female hermaphrodite with
both male and female genitalia."

"Human beings CAN NOT live in a solar system without a sun
with a ferrite core and a planet without a solid iron core."

-- Alexa Cameron, Kook of the Year 2004

Double-A wrote:

Raving Loonie wrote:
Twittering One wrote:
"O, are we not all going to The Cock
Ring Clube, tonight ~ ?

It is Friday, after all.
Entertainment, in Amsterdam,
We must this evening prowl around,
Prowl around, looking for ...

It is Friday, after all.
It is Friday, after all.
It is Friday, after all ~ !

We must this evening prowl around,
Prowl around, looking for ~ !"
~ Merryvale

"Perhaps, O, say, The Red
Garter, please consider, a fine Red Light
Down by the docks possibity."
~ Keencunx

London to Get Sexual 'Theme Park'
================================

LONDON - Move over, Eros. Developers announced plans Friday to open a
multimillion dollar sexual "theme park" near London's Piccadilly
Circus, home to the much-photographed statue of the Greek god of love.

Backers say the London Academy of Sex and Relationships, due to open
next spring, will not be a sleazy sex museum, but an educational
multimedia attraction that will teach visitors to become better lovers
and provide valuable information about disease and sexual problems.

Located within the Trocadero entertainment center - just around the
corner from Soho, London's red-light district - the $8.3 million
project will feature unspecified "high tech and interactive exhibits."

Alex Rayner, a spokesman for the project, said it was "committed to
avoiding the sleazy image that the sex industry usually conjures."

"Titillation is not the goal," he said. "It's meant to be educational.
It's meant to be informative." ...

See http://tinyurl.com/detly for the full exposure ...

I cannot begin to imagine ????

Alex Rayner, a spokesman for the project, said it was "committed to
avoiding the sleazy image that the sex industry usually conjures."

Is this code for 'guaranteed fiscal flop' ?


RL


Why is it that when the sex talk turns clinical, it gets boring?

Double-A


Maybe you should post some more oral sex lames, that should be right
on-topic.

--
Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler

"The original human being was a female hermaphrodite with
both male and female genitalia."

"Human beings CAN NOT live in a solar system without a sun
with a ferrite core and a planet without a solid iron core."

-- Alexa Cameron, Kook of the Year 2004

nightbat wrote:

nightbat wrote

Ray Vingnutte wrote:

On Thu, 06 Oct 2005 17:02:23 -0500
nightbat wrote:

nightbat wrote

"Charles D. Bohne" wrote:

On Thu, 06 Oct 2005 14:04:58 -0500, nightbat

wrote:

arriving with your elite
very rare Star Officer Glow Shirt.

Bohne
Nightbat! You make me feel like a little boy
two days before Christmas .. will I get my
T-Shirt, too?

I can hardly wait to see it!

(Is there a web-page with some photos?
You should make pictures available .. I am
sure a lot of lurkers - including the coffee-boys
would love to order some ... even if they say:
"I am just a Kooker and a boy on Darla's Ship" :-)
C.

nightbat

Right now everything Darla related is extremely sensitive and
top secret. So top secret she hardly net publicly posts any more. But
in
reference to your Science Team Officer Glow Shirts and Glow Caps yours
are being sent because you prudently ordered them early. Officer Bert
ordered his a little later so they will arrive shortly too. I went
ahead
and sent him the Diplomatic dress caps so he wouldn't worry that I
might
have overlooked him. Glad they make you feel happy and wait till you
do
receive your package from Indy Base One Headquarters Command center
with
Star shirt and caps in it. The Earth Science Team Star fan site is
being
organized so all can see and order the very rare fan Captain nightbat
Star Glow shirts and Caps. But first the Officers are being sent their
duty items as promised to rightly set them apart from all the rest.
The
coffee boys would love to get their hands on some of those numbered
collectors Star Officers Glow shirts and caps to possibly try to sneak
aboard the Darla Starships when they finally hopefully 1st Official
Contact arrive.

carry on,
the nightbat

Ray
The poor coffee boys must be having doubts now, contact has been made,
the uniforms are going out, preparations underway, oh yes they will
regret missing all this alright. If they start sending begging mails to
be allowed to join the elite don't fall for it captain, they will likely
try every trick in the book to get an official uniform.

nightbat

Of course we must always be on guard not to allow the auk
wonders to ever get our alt.astronomy science glow Star Team shirt multi
colors is true. I will take your duty precaution in hand and duly log it
for reference. The coffee boys must rightly feel so left out and worst
when Sean Race finally decides to make it in. I will remain duty alert
for any misgivings on their part rest assured Officer Ray.

carry on,
the nightbat

How does it feel when Darla slides that hissing lizard tongue down your
throat?

--
Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler

"The original human being was a female hermaphrodite with
both male and female genitalia."

"Human beings CAN NOT live in a solar system without a sun
with a ferrite core and a planet without a solid iron core."

-- Alexa Cameron, Kook of the Year 2004

Bruce AKA Art Deco wrote:
Double-A wrote:

nightbat wrote:
nightbat wrote

Ray Vingnutte wrote:

On Fri, 07 Oct 2005 05:33:01 -0500
nightbat wrote:

nightbat wrote

Greysky wrote:

"Ray Vingnutte" wrote in message
...
On Thu, 06 Oct 2005 17:02:23 -0500
nightbat wrote:

nightbat wrote

"Charles D. Bohne" wrote:

On Thu, 06 Oct 2005 14:04:58 -0500, nightbat

wrote:

arriving with your elite
very rare Star Officer Glow Shirt.

Bohne
Nightbat! You make me feel like a little boy
two days before Christmas .. will I get my
T-Shirt, too?

I can hardly wait to see it!

(Is there a web-page with some photos?
You should make pictures available .. I am
sure a lot of lurkers - including the coffee-boys
would love to order some ... even if they say:
"I am just a Kooker and a boy on Darla's Ship" :-)
C.

nightbat

Right now everything Darla related is extremely sensitive
and
top secret. So top secret she hardly net publicly posts any more.
But
in
reference to your Science Team Officer Glow Shirts and Glow Caps
yours
are being sent because you prudently ordered them early. Officer
Bert
ordered his a little later so they will arrive shortly too. I
went
ahead
and sent him the Diplomatic dress caps so he wouldn't worry that
I
might
have overlooked him. Glad they make you feel happy and wait till
you
do
receive your package from Indy Base One Headquarters Command
center
with
Star shirt and caps in it. The Earth Science Team Star fan site
is
being
organized so all can see and order the very rare fan Captain
nightbat
Star Glow shirts and Caps. But first the Officers are being sent
their
duty items as promised to rightly set them apart from all the
rest.
The
coffee boys would love to get their hands on some of those
numbered
collectors Star Officers Glow shirts and caps to possibly try to
sneak
aboard the Darla Starships when they finally hopefully 1st
Official
Contact arrive.

carry on,
the nightbat

The poor coffee boys must be having doubts now, contact has been
made,
the uniforms are going out, preparations underway, oh yes they
will
regret missing all this alright. If they start sending begging
mails to
be allowed to join the elite don't fall for it captain, they will
likely
try every trick in the book to get an official uniform.




Greysky
Hmm... perhaps there *is* an official coffee boy uniform? That way
they wont
feel too left out of it all... perhaps it could show the outline of
a person
serving coffee mugs to us real officers, as well as Darla too if she
likes
coffee - mocha late anyone

Greysky

nightbat

Not to worry Officer Greysky we have the uniforms for the
coffee
boys all picked out already. They are the funny Jerry Lewis made
famous
hotel gold breast multi button down red ones with matching bell hop
round red hat. You can't miss them what with white serving gloves and
shined black patent shoes and calling whistle, even Darla will approve
I'm sure.

carry on,
the nightbat


Ray
Ha, ha this is going to be a sight, is it ok to order the coffee boys
around now out of uniform or can we already put our orders in?. I like
my tea and I hate not having a mug to hand at all times.

nightbat

Yes Officer Ray, ha, ha, ha, the coffee boys will look so sharp
for Darla and Earth Science Team Officers aboard the Sean Starships,
just have a look.

See:
http://www.broadwaycostumes.com/imag...p0030-zoom.jpg

The Bart Devo and coffee boys will be duty expectantly serving us coffee
and tea sharply amongst the stars while they have to Starship boil pot
after pot of our favorite fresh brews. Oh the humanity, and if any of
them object off to Titan Moon base with them. They better pack extra
warm coats too for I understand the temperatures on Titan are very low
and perhaps that will cool them off some. And sure you can order and get
them ready for the 24/7 round the clock shifts of coffee or tea serving
duty. Heck Officer Double-A has them already jumping around like
bunnies.

carry on,
the nightbat


nightbat,

The coffee boys will look really sharp in their new red service
uniforms. They are so willing to serve, and eager to please.

I recommend leaving the mushrooms out of your brew, saucerhead.

He likes to imitate them though, Bruce. He loves to eat **** in the
dark.

But we
won't allow them to wear the matching kneepads even though they will be
inclined to want to do so.

A-A heads for the oral sex lames, how unusual.

No, Bruce, he's indicating he likes it on all fours. Just like his
mother before him. Literally.

We must maintain the high moral standards
of the officer corps!

Double-A


Isn't it about time for another poast count, saucerhead?

He has to maintain his high moral standards after all, Bruce.

--
Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler

"The original human being was a female hermaphrodite with
both male and female genitalia."

"Human beings CAN NOT live in a solar system without a sun
with a ferrite core and a planet without a solid iron core."

-- Alexa Cameron, Kook of the Year 2004

Bruce AKA Art Deco wrote:
Raving Loonie wrote:

Ray Vingnutte wrote:
On Fri, 07 Oct 2005 16:42:15 GMT
"Greysky" wrote:


"nightbat" wrote in message
...
nightbat wrote

Ray Vingnutte wrote:

On Fri, 07 Oct 2005 05:33:01 -0500
nightbat wrote:

nightbat wrote

Greysky wrote:

"Ray Vingnutte" wrote in message
...
On Thu, 06 Oct 2005 17:02:23 -0500
nightbat wrote:

nightbat wrote

"Charles D. Bohne" wrote:

On Thu, 06 Oct 2005 14:04:58 -0500, nightbat

wrote:

arriving with your elite
very rare Star Officer Glow Shirt.

Bohne
Nightbat! You make me feel like a little boy
two days before Christmas .. will I get my
T-Shirt, too?

I can hardly wait to see it!

(Is there a web-page with some photos?
You should make pictures available .. I am
sure a lot of lurkers - including the coffee-boys
would love to order some ... even if they say:
"I am just a Kooker and a boy on Darla's Ship" :-)
C.

nightbat

Right now everything Darla related is extremely
sensitive
and
top secret. So top secret she hardly net publicly posts any
more.
But
in
reference to your Science Team Officer Glow Shirts and Glow
Caps
yours
are being sent because you prudently ordered them early.
Officer
Bert
ordered his a little later so they will arrive shortly too.
I
went
ahead
and sent him the Diplomatic dress caps so he wouldn't worry
that
I
might
have overlooked him. Glad they make you feel happy and wait
till
you
do
receive your package from Indy Base One Headquarters Command
center
with
Star shirt and caps in it. The Earth Science Team Star fan
site
is
being
organized so all can see and order the very rare fan Captain
nightbat
Star Glow shirts and Caps. But first the Officers are being
sent
their
duty items as promised to rightly set them apart from all
the
rest.
The
coffee boys would love to get their hands on some of those
numbered
collectors Star Officers Glow shirts and caps to possibly
try to
sneak
aboard the Darla Starships when they finally hopefully 1st
Official
Contact arrive.

carry on,
the nightbat

The poor coffee boys must be having doubts now, contact has
been
made,
the uniforms are going out, preparations underway, oh yes
they
will
regret missing all this alright. If they start sending
begging
mails to
be allowed to join the elite don't fall for it captain, they
will
likely
try every trick in the book to get an official uniform.




Greysky
Hmm... perhaps there *is* an official coffee boy uniform? That
way
they wont
feel too left out of it all... perhaps it could show the
outline of
a person
serving coffee mugs to us real officers, as well as Darla too
if she
likes
coffee - mocha late anyone

Greysky

nightbat

Not to worry Officer Greysky we have the uniforms for the
coffee
boys all picked out already. They are the funny Jerry Lewis made
famous
hotel gold breast multi button down red ones with matching bell
hop
round red hat. You can't miss them what with white serving gloves
and
shined black patent shoes and calling whistle, even Darla will
approve
I'm sure.

carry on,
the nightbat


Ray
Ha, ha this is going to be a sight, is it ok to order the coffee
boys
around now out of uniform or can we already put our orders in?. I
like
my tea and I hate not having a mug to hand at all times.

nightbat

Yes Officer Ray, ha, ha, ha, the coffee boys will look so
sharp
for Darla and Earth Science Team Officers aboard the Sean Starships,
just have a look.

See:
http://www.broadwaycostumes.com/imag...p0030-zoom.jpg

The Bart Devo and coffee boys will be duty expectantly serving us
coffee
and tea sharply amongst the stars while they have to Starship boil
pot
after pot of our favorite fresh brews. Oh the humanity, and if any
of
them object off to Titan Moon base with them. They better pack extra
warm coats too for I understand the temperatures on Titan are very
low
and perhaps that will cool them off some. And sure you can order and
get
them ready for the 24/7 round the clock shifts of coffee or tea
serving
duty. Heck Officer Double-A has them already jumping around like
bunnies.

carry on,
the nightbat

Heh heh... I think the coffee boys have just found the planet called
Hell...



Maybe we should have our own award for coffee boy of the month, you know
the best dressed, best service and make this known in groups frequented
by the winner. I mean there's nothing to be embarrassed about is there,
they are very nice coffee boy uniforms, very smart.









... And when those coffee boys (((blush))) it won't be so noticable,
either!


RL


YES! Pleace to be nominating moi for yer esteemed awards!

Oooooh! Me too! AOL!

--
Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler

"The original human being was a female hermaphrodite with
both male and female genitalia."

"Human beings CAN NOT live in a solar system without a sun
with a ferrite core and a planet without a solid iron core."

-- Alexa Cameron, Kook of the Year 2004

Bruce AKA Art Deco wrote:
nightbat wrote:

nightbat wrote

Ray Vingnutte wrote:

On Thu, 06 Oct 2005 17:02:23 -0500
nightbat wrote:

nightbat wrote

"Charles D. Bohne" wrote:

On Thu, 06 Oct 2005 14:04:58 -0500, nightbat

wrote:

arriving with your elite
very rare Star Officer Glow Shirt.

Bohne
Nightbat! You make me feel like a little boy
two days before Christmas .. will I get my
T-Shirt, too?

I can hardly wait to see it!

(Is there a web-page with some photos?
You should make pictures available .. I am
sure a lot of lurkers - including the coffee-boys
would love to order some ... even if they say:
"I am just a Kooker and a boy on Darla's Ship" :-)
C.

nightbat

Right now everything Darla related is extremely sensitive and
top secret. So top secret she hardly net publicly posts any more. But
in
reference to your Science Team Officer Glow Shirts and Glow Caps yours
are being sent because you prudently ordered them early. Officer Bert
ordered his a little later so they will arrive shortly too. I went
ahead
and sent him the Diplomatic dress caps so he wouldn't worry that I
might
have overlooked him. Glad they make you feel happy and wait till you
do
receive your package from Indy Base One Headquarters Command center
with
Star shirt and caps in it. The Earth Science Team Star fan site is
being
organized so all can see and order the very rare fan Captain nightbat
Star Glow shirts and Caps. But first the Officers are being sent their
duty items as promised to rightly set them apart from all the rest.
The
coffee boys would love to get their hands on some of those numbered
collectors Star Officers Glow shirts and caps to possibly try to sneak
aboard the Darla Starships when they finally hopefully 1st Official
Contact arrive.

carry on,
the nightbat

Ray
The poor coffee boys must be having doubts now, contact has been made,
the uniforms are going out, preparations underway, oh yes they will
regret missing all this alright. If they start sending begging mails to
be allowed to join the elite don't fall for it captain, they will likely
try every trick in the book to get an official uniform.

nightbat

Of course we must always be on guard not to allow the auk
wonders to ever get our alt.astronomy science glow Star Team shirt multi
colors is true. I will take your duty precaution in hand and duly log it
for reference. The coffee boys must rightly feel so left out and worst
when Sean Race finally decides to make it in. I will remain duty alert
for any misgivings on their part rest assured Officer Ray.

carry on,
the nightbat

How does it feel when Darla slides that hissing lizard tongue down your
throat?

She's actually a dike, Bruce. She likes to rim them. They call this an
alien rectal probe in their confused state after being abducted.

--
Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler

"The original human being was a female hermaphrodite with
both male and female genitalia."

"Human beings CAN NOT live in a solar system without a sun
with a ferrite core and a planet without a solid iron core."

-- Alexa Cameron, Kook of the Year 2004

Bruce AKA Art Deco wrote:
Double-A wrote:

nightbat wrote:
nightbat wrote

Double-A wrote:

nightbat,

The distinctive signed Science Officer nightbat Black Comet T-Shirt
serial number 7 and 2 caps was safely delivered to me this afternoon by
special delivery government courier.

It looks like it took a lot of work to create and be customized for me.
I want to thank you very much for taking the time and expense to send
me something really special! You are right, if I were to wear that
into a singles bar, I would probably get more attention than I could
handle. I might be wise to see how it affects the gals in my apartment
complex first. The single lady next door just happened to be outside
when the postman addressed me as Commander Double-A. So you see my
status in the community has already risen!

I shall display it in a prominent place and it will remind me of the
commradery we all have shared as the true and legitimate alt.astronomy
group posters and members of the distinguished Earth Science Team
Starship Officer Corps.

Art Deco and his horde of coffee boy trash and scum will now never have
a chance to become a part of what we had here, never to join the team,
never to be accepted by such a distinguished group, never to be one of
the boys, and never to wear the official Earth Science Team nightbat
Black Comet T-Shirt!

Double-A

nightbat

Good I'm glad you received the package and the that Postman
properly addressed you correctly. And yes no doubt your next door cutie
will gaze upon you quite differently from now on knowing you are an
Officer and an Gentlemen.


Yes, and I think it was her mother that she had with her, who just
stood there staring with her mouth open. I'll bet she never dreamed
her daughter was living right next door to a Commander!


I'm sure it will raise the spirits of Officer
Bohne to once he gets his because of his duty constant battle with the
coffee boys. Nothing like getting the rightful respect and admiration
you deserve. Puzzling still so many over in the other newsgroups and in
our own regular science newsgroup have not gotten around to putting in
their Officer requisitions for it. They must not believe it, ha, ha, ha,
the immense mysterious power that they bring to whoever privilege owns
one. I'm not surprised it was the same response to my many years ago net
relayed " Black Comet " model until scientist's projectile caught up to
that Tempel 1 " Black Comet " piece. Now those shirts and caps are worth
a small mint not to mention their cute very rare collectors fan body
pulling power.

How the coffee boys tried to fit in but were banished by Alexia rightly
so as crossposting net terrorist's. Try not to blame them too much for
it was more then likely the Greys that perverted their minds and
endlessly probed their bodies, oh the humanity!


That must be it. Poor Art Deco has a probe jammed up his ass that
controls all his behavior now!

Double-A heads for the safety of the anal lame.

He wouldn't be called Double-Anus if he didn't, Bruce.

Wear it with pride and
good health and may you hopefully stand on the bridge of the Darla
Starship with it and the Captain as the blue marble planet Earth fades
from view as we head out to the stars.

carry on,
the nightbat


Yes, on the bridge, ready for duty, Captain!

Shall I eject the coffee boys out the hatch NOW Sir?

Double-A


Death wish noted, saucerhead.

If he wants to die, Bruce, I'm sure Dr Kervorkian can be persuaded to
assist him.

--
Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler

"The original human being was a female hermaphrodite with
both male and female genitalia."

"Human beings CAN NOT live in a solar system without a sun
with a ferrite core and a planet without a solid iron core."

-- Alexa Cameron, Kook of the Year 2004

Bruce AKA Art Deco wrote:
Double-A wrote:

Charles D. Bohne wrote:
On Thu, 06 Oct 2005 14:04:58 -0500, nightbat
wrote:

arriving with your elite
very rare Star Officer Glow Shirt.

Nightbat! You make me feel like a little boy
two days before Christmas .. will I get my
T-Shirt, too?

I can hardly wait to see it!

(Is there a web-page with some photos?
You should make pictures available .. I am
sure a lot of lurkers - including the coffee-boys
would love to order some ... even if they say:
"I am just a Kooker and a boy on Darla's Ship" :-)
C.


Santa only comes for good little girls and boys.

while Mrs. Claus digs her nails into his back?

Art Deco and the coffee boys have been very very bad!

*ding* #1 again!

I say, you are lucky, Bruce.

There will be no Santa coming this year delivering snappy T-shirts and
caps for them.

No way.

Double-A


Isn't it time for the daily poast count?

Double-Anus is in a confused state again, Bruce. Santa came down his
chimney prematurely again. After that, he let Blitzen and Rudolph have
some fun with him.

--
Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler

"The original human being was a female hermaphrodite with
both male and female genitalia."

"Human beings CAN NOT live in a solar system without a sun
with a ferrite core and a planet without a solid iron core."

-- Alexa Cameron, Kook of the Year 2004

Michael Baldwin Bruce wrote:

Bruce AKA Art Deco wrote:
Double-A wrote:

Charles D. Bohne wrote:
On Thu, 06 Oct 2005 14:04:58 -0500, nightbat
wrote:

arriving with your elite
very rare Star Officer Glow Shirt.

Nightbat! You make me feel like a little boy
two days before Christmas .. will I get my
T-Shirt, too?

I can hardly wait to see it!

(Is there a web-page with some photos?
You should make pictures available .. I am
sure a lot of lurkers - including the coffee-boys
would love to order some ... even if they say:
"I am just a Kooker and a boy on Darla's Ship" :-)
C.


Santa only comes for good little girls and boys.

while Mrs. Claus digs her nails into his back?

They get in a long line to feel the sting of Herr
Obersturmfuererbohner's lash, Bruce.

Art Deco and the coffee boys have been very very bad!

*ding* #1 again!

I say, you are lucky, Bruce.

The saucerheads love for me has no end, Bruce.

There will be no Santa coming this year delivering snappy T-shirts and
caps for them.

No way.

Double-A


Isn't it time for the daily poast count?

Double-Anus is in a confused state again, Bruce. Santa came down his
chimney prematurely again. After that, he let Blitzen and Rudolph have
some fun with him.

No surprise there, really.

--
Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler

"The original human being was a female hermaphrodite with
both male and female genitalia."

"Human beings CAN NOT live in a solar system without a sun
with a ferrite core and a planet without a solid iron core."

-- Alexa Cameron, Kook of the Year 2004