Acrobat version 5

wrote:
ah writes:

Double-A writes:

ah writes:

Art Deco wrote:

nightbat wrote:

nightbat wrote

Count Floyd wrote:

PJR writes:

Michael Baldwin Bruce wrote:

Mikus Grinbergs writes:

I've had the Innotek port of Acrobat version 5 running for some time.
Lately, however, it's become effectively useless. Upon being
launched,
the logo will get displayed with the CPU activity pegged at 100
percent
for MINUTES before the first page gets displayed. Closing it takes
about as long. I'm not aware of any changes to my system since the
problem started occurring. Has anybody else experienced such a
dramatic slowdown in performance and figured out how to solve the
problem?

As soon as Acrobat version 5 became available, I posted my
experience of it taking EXTREMELY long to do things. If I
remember correctly, my post was pooh-poohed.

Be that as it may, the difference here is that Acrobat used to be nice
and speedy, but now it's slower than molassas, yet I cannot think of
any change that has been made to the system. Rebooting did not cure
the problem.

Uninstall and reinstall, Dickless. Rebooting is the dickhead approach.
You would know that if you didn't spend all your time uttering
saucerhead gaga.

You can get Acrobat *Five* for OS/2??? Welcome to the late 20th
century, Davie!

What does that have to do with alt.astronomy, PJR?

PJ "he could also convert the .pdf to .ps, but he'd have to know how
to" R :-)

What does that have to do with alt.astronomy, PJR?

Count Floyd
Oh Please! Don't start this type of crap in this newsgroup! Keep it
in the advocacy newsgroup with those idiots like Michael Baldwin
Bruce, Bart Devo, Elizabot and the like.

Yes Count while we are in serious mutual group agreement there
is no use in rubbing it in to the clueless Alexa drone auk fun coffee
boys for they crossposting net proudly know who they are. Including
sockpuppets, ah, Dr.Flonkenstein, Bookman, Aratzio, Jade, Cujo, CJ
Osterwiald, tholen. They actually sadly relish when you mention them on
post lits on their scoring juvenile underdeveloped pea brains. And
believe it or not we are profound Science Officer alt.astronomy constant
auk sockpuppet morphing stuck with them because Darla the brave wayward
net Sean Star Race traveler wants us to baby-sit tolerate them until she
purportedly gets mission back, oh the humanity. 1st Officer Bohne as net
public relations Science Liaison Officer has been as diplomatic as you
can imagine but with no results. Don't waste your time, just Bozo file
them and be done with it, we'll try to explain to hopefully returning
Darla what they have all been up too.

Why am I not on your lits o' haet, frootbat?

You are not an auk fun coffee boy?

What does that have to do with alt.astronomy, ah?

Hey Dr. Tholen,

Since you are posting to alt.astonomy again, why don't you lay some
astronomy on us? I'm sure we could learn a lot from you if you would
be serious.

You're erroneously presupposing that I read alt.astronomy, Double-A.

Why do you have to come here just like your kooker detractors with
three-quarters of your brain tied behind your back?

What does your question have to do with OS/2, Double-A?

We would love for you to post something that has something to do with
astronomy!

This is an OS/2 newsgroup, Double-A.

Hey! I got a copy of that somewhere in storage!

Does it still work?

Why would it stop working, ah?

Dependent upon the electricity, I believe, Bruce.
--
ah fait loucher un bon oeil

wrote:
ah writes:

Art Deco wrote:

nightbat wrote:

nightbat wrote

Count Floyd wrote:

PJR writes:

Michael Baldwin Bruce wrote:

Mikus Grinbergs writes:

I've had the Innotek port of Acrobat version 5 running for some time.
Lately, however, it's become effectively useless. Upon being
launched,
the logo will get displayed with the CPU activity pegged at 100
percent
for MINUTES before the first page gets displayed. Closing it takes
about as long. I'm not aware of any changes to my system since the
problem started occurring. Has anybody else experienced such a
dramatic slowdown in performance and figured out how to solve the
problem?

As soon as Acrobat version 5 became available, I posted my
experience of it taking EXTREMELY long to do things. If I
remember correctly, my post was pooh-poohed.

Be that as it may, the difference here is that Acrobat used to be nice
and speedy, but now it's slower than molassas, yet I cannot think of
any change that has been made to the system. Rebooting did not cure
the problem.

Uninstall and reinstall, Dickless. Rebooting is the dickhead approach.
You would know that if you didn't spend all your time uttering
saucerhead gaga.

You can get Acrobat *Five* for OS/2??? Welcome to the late 20th
century, Davie!

What does that have to do with alt.astronomy, PJR?

PJ "he could also convert the .pdf to .ps, but he'd have to know how
to" R :-)

What does that have to do with alt.astronomy, PJR?

Count Floyd
Oh Please! Don't start this type of crap in this newsgroup! Keep it
in the advocacy newsgroup with those idiots like Michael Baldwin
Bruce, Bart Devo, Elizabot and the like.

Yes Count while we are in serious mutual group agreement there
is no use in rubbing it in to the clueless Alexa drone auk fun coffee
boys for they crossposting net proudly know who they are. Including
sockpuppets, ah, Dr.Flonkenstein, Bookman, Aratzio, Jade, Cujo, CJ
Osterwiald, tholen. They actually sadly relish when you mention them on
post lits on their scoring juvenile underdeveloped pea brains. And
believe it or not we are profound Science Officer alt.astronomy constant
auk sockpuppet morphing stuck with them because Darla the brave wayward
net Sean Star Race traveler wants us to baby-sit tolerate them until she
purportedly gets mission back, oh the humanity. 1st Officer Bohne as net
public relations Science Liaison Officer has been as diplomatic as you
can imagine but with no results. Don't waste your time, just Bozo file
them and be done with it, we'll try to explain to hopefully returning
Darla what they have all been up too.

Why am I not on your lits o' haet, frootbat?

You are not an auk fun coffee boy?

What does that have to do with alt.astronomy, ah?

It's part of the tracking software,

Non sequitur.

"I hate ze cold."


Bruce.

Who is "Bruce", ah? Suffering from attribution problems?

Wot?
--
ah fait loucher un bon oeil

wrote:
Double-A writes:

ah writes:

Double-A wrote:

Twittering One wrote:

Arch ~
Wrought Irony.

Discuss.

Overwrought!

Handwrought!

What does that have to do with OS/2, ah?

What IBM hath wrought!

OS/2 was a joint project of IBM ad Microsoft.

Latin is off-topic here un AFA-B, Bruce.
--
ah fait loucher un bon oeil

wrote:
ah writes:

Double-A wrote:

Twittering One wrote:

Arch ~
Wrought Irony.

Discuss.

Overwraught!

Handwrought!

What does that have to do with OS/2, ah?

Prima facie, Bruce.
--
ah fait loucher un bon oeil

ah writes:

Double-A wrote:

Twittering One wrote:

Arch ~
Wrought Irony.

Discuss.

Overwraught!

Handwrought!

What does that have to do with OS/2, ah?

Prima facie, Bruce.

Non sequitur.

ah writes:

Double-A writes:

ah writes:

Double-A wrote:

Twittering One wrote:

Arch ~
Wrought Irony.

Discuss.

Overwrought!

Handwrought!

What does that have to do with OS/2, ah?

What IBM hath wrought!

OS/2 was a joint project of IBM ad Microsoft.

Latin is off-topic here un AFA-B, Bruce.

Non sequitur.

ah writes:

Double-A writes:

ah writes:

Art Deco wrote:

nightbat wrote:

nightbat wrote

Count Floyd wrote:

PJR writes:

Michael Baldwin Bruce wrote:

Mikus Grinbergs writes:

I've had the Innotek port of Acrobat version 5 running for some time.
Lately, however, it's become effectively useless. Upon being
launched,
the logo will get displayed with the CPU activity pegged at 100
percent
for MINUTES before the first page gets displayed. Closing it takes
about as long. I'm not aware of any changes to my system since the
problem started occurring. Has anybody else experienced such a
dramatic slowdown in performance and figured out how to solve the
problem?

As soon as Acrobat version 5 became available, I posted my
experience of it taking EXTREMELY long to do things. If I
remember correctly, my post was pooh-poohed.

Be that as it may, the difference here is that Acrobat used to be nice
and speedy, but now it's slower than molassas, yet I cannot think of
any change that has been made to the system. Rebooting did not cure
the problem.

Uninstall and reinstall, Dickless. Rebooting is the dickhead approach.
You would know that if you didn't spend all your time uttering
saucerhead gaga.

You can get Acrobat *Five* for OS/2??? Welcome to the late 20th
century, Davie!

What does that have to do with alt.astronomy, PJR?

PJ "he could also convert the .pdf to .ps, but he'd have to know how
to" R :-)

What does that have to do with alt.astronomy, PJR?

Count Floyd
Oh Please! Don't start this type of crap in this newsgroup! Keep it
in the advocacy newsgroup with those idiots like Michael Baldwin
Bruce, Bart Devo, Elizabot and the like.

Yes Count while we are in serious mutual group agreement there
is no use in rubbing it in to the clueless Alexa drone auk fun coffee
boys for they crossposting net proudly know who they are. Including
sockpuppets, ah, Dr.Flonkenstein, Bookman, Aratzio, Jade, Cujo, CJ
Osterwiald, tholen. They actually sadly relish when you mention them on
post lits on their scoring juvenile underdeveloped pea brains. And
believe it or not we are profound Science Officer alt.astronomy constant
auk sockpuppet morphing stuck with them because Darla the brave wayward
net Sean Star Race traveler wants us to baby-sit tolerate them until she
purportedly gets mission back, oh the humanity. 1st Officer Bohne as net
public relations Science Liaison Officer has been as diplomatic as you
can imagine but with no results. Don't waste your time, just Bozo file
them and be done with it, we'll try to explain to hopefully returning
Darla what they have all been up too.

Why am I not on your lits o' haet, frootbat?

You are not an auk fun coffee boy?

What does that have to do with alt.astronomy, ah?

Hey Dr. Tholen,

Since you are posting to alt.astonomy again, why don't you lay some
astronomy on us? I'm sure we could learn a lot from you if you would
be serious.

You're erroneously presupposing that I read alt.astronomy, Double-A.

Why do you have to come here just like your kooker detractors with
three-quarters of your brain tied behind your back?

What does your question have to do with OS/2, Double-A?

We would love for you to post something that has something to do with
astronomy!

This is an OS/2 newsgroup, Double-A.

Hey! I got a copy of that somewhere in storage!

Does it still work?

Why would it stop working, ah?

Dependent upon the electricity, I believe, Bruce.

What you believe is irrelevant, ah.

ah writes:

Art Deco wrote:

nightbat wrote:

nightbat wrote

Count Floyd wrote:

PJR writes:

Michael Baldwin Bruce wrote:

Mikus Grinbergs writes:

I've had the Innotek port of Acrobat version 5 running for some time.
Lately, however, it's become effectively useless. Upon being
launched,
the logo will get displayed with the CPU activity pegged at 100
percent
for MINUTES before the first page gets displayed. Closing it takes
about as long. I'm not aware of any changes to my system since the
problem started occurring. Has anybody else experienced such a
dramatic slowdown in performance and figured out how to solve the
problem?

As soon as Acrobat version 5 became available, I posted my
experience of it taking EXTREMELY long to do things. If I
remember correctly, my post was pooh-poohed.

Be that as it may, the difference here is that Acrobat used to be nice
and speedy, but now it's slower than molassas, yet I cannot think of
any change that has been made to the system. Rebooting did not cure
the problem.

Uninstall and reinstall, Dickless. Rebooting is the dickhead approach.
You would know that if you didn't spend all your time uttering
saucerhead gaga.

You can get Acrobat *Five* for OS/2??? Welcome to the late 20th
century, Davie!

What does that have to do with alt.astronomy, PJR?

PJ "he could also convert the .pdf to .ps, but he'd have to know how
to" R :-)

What does that have to do with alt.astronomy, PJR?

Count Floyd
Oh Please! Don't start this type of crap in this newsgroup! Keep it
in the advocacy newsgroup with those idiots like Michael Baldwin
Bruce, Bart Devo, Elizabot and the like.

Yes Count while we are in serious mutual group agreement there
is no use in rubbing it in to the clueless Alexa drone auk fun coffee
boys for they crossposting net proudly know who they are. Including
sockpuppets, ah, Dr.Flonkenstein, Bookman, Aratzio, Jade, Cujo, CJ
Osterwiald, tholen. They actually sadly relish when you mention them on
post lits on their scoring juvenile underdeveloped pea brains. And
believe it or not we are profound Science Officer alt.astronomy constant
auk sockpuppet morphing stuck with them because Darla the brave wayward
net Sean Star Race traveler wants us to baby-sit tolerate them until she
purportedly gets mission back, oh the humanity. 1st Officer Bohne as net
public relations Science Liaison Officer has been as diplomatic as you
can imagine but with no results. Don't waste your time, just Bozo file
them and be done with it, we'll try to explain to hopefully returning
Darla what they have all been up too.

Why am I not on your lits o' haet, frootbat?

You are not an auk fun coffee boy?

What does that have to do with alt.astronomy, ah?

It's part of the tracking software,

Non sequitur.

"I hate ze cold."

Also non sequitur.

Bruce.

Who is "Bruce", ah? Suffering from attribution problems?

Wot?

I see that you didn't answer the question, ah. No surprise there,
really.

ah writes:

Art Deco wrote:

ah wrote:

Art Deco wrote:

ah wrote:

Art Deco wrote:

Michael Baldwin Bruce wrote:

Bruce AKA Art Deco wrote:

Michael Baldwin Bruce wrote:

Bruce AKA Art Deco wrote:

ah wrote:

Art Deco wrote:

nightbat writes:

nightbat wrote

Why would you write that, nightbat?

Your first encounter with the frootbat, Classic Tholenator(tm)?

Count Floyd wrote:

PJR writes:

Michael Baldwin Bruce wrote:

Mikus Grinbergs writes:

I've had the Innotek port of Acrobat version 5 running for some
time.
Lately, however, it's become effectively useless. Upon being
launched,
the logo will get displayed with the CPU activity pegged at 100
percent
for MINUTES before the first page gets displayed. Closing it takes
about as long. I'm not aware of any changes to my system since the
problem started occurring. Has anybody else experienced such a
dramatic slowdown in performance and figured out how to solve the
problem?

As soon as Acrobat version 5 became available, I posted my
experience of it taking EXTREMELY long to do things. If I
remember correctly, my post was pooh-poohed.

Be that as it may, the difference here is that Acrobat used to be
nice
and speedy, but now it's slower than molassas, yet I cannot think
of
any change that has been made to the system. Rebooting did not
cure
the problem.

Uninstall and reinstall, Dickless. Rebooting is the dickhead
approach.
You would know that if you didn't spend all your time uttering
saucerhead gaga.

You can get Acrobat *Five* for OS/2??? Welcome to the late 20th
century, Davie!

What does that have to do with alt.astronomy, PJR?

PJ "he could also convert the .pdf to .ps, but he'd have to know how
to" R :-)

What does that have to do with alt.astronomy, PJR?

Count Floyd
Oh Please! Don't start this type of crap in this newsgroup! Keep it
in the advocacy newsgroup with those idiots like Michael Baldwin
Bruce, Bart Devo, Elizabot and the like.

Yes Count while we are in serious mutual group agreement there
is no use in rubbing it in to the clueless Alexa drone auk fun
coffee
boys for they crossposting net proudly know who they are. Including
sockpuppets, ah, Dr.Flonkenstein, Bookman, Aratzio, Jade, Cujo, CJ
Osterwiald, tholen.

Suffering from reading comprehension problems, nightbat? I'm not
the
one who adds a bunch of irrelevant newsgroups to the distribution.

No "classic" lames today, Classic Tholenator(tm)?

They actually sadly relish when you mention them on
post lits on their scoring juvenile underdeveloped pea brains.

Leave me out of your pontification, nightbat.

How ironic.

How iconic.

How symbolic.

How systolic.

How bucolic.

How moronic.

How imbecilic.

How diabolic.

How conic.

How phonic.

How colic.

How chronic.

What does that have to do with OS/2, ah?

And
believe it or not we are profound Science Officer alt.astronomy
constant
auk sockpuppet morphing stuck with them because Darla the brave
wayward
net Sean Star Race traveler wants us to baby-sit tolerate them
until
she
purportedly gets mission back, oh the humanity. 1st Officer Bohne
as
net
public relations Science Liaison Officer has been as diplomatic as
you
can imagine but with no results. Don't waste your time, just Bozo
file
them and be done with it, we'll try to explain to hopefully
returning
Darla what they have all been up too.

Non sequitur.

So you don't cotton to Darla the lizard queen, Bruce.

ah writes:

Art Deco wrote:

ah wrote:

Art Deco wrote:

Michael Baldwin Bruce wrote:

Bruce AKA Art Deco wrote:

Michael Baldwin Bruce wrote:

Bruce AKA Art Deco wrote:

ah wrote:

Art Deco wrote:

nightbat writes:

nightbat wrote

Why would you write that, nightbat?

Your first encounter with the frootbat, Classic Tholenator(tm)?

Count Floyd wrote:

PJR writes:

Michael Baldwin Bruce wrote:

Mikus Grinbergs writes:

I've had the Innotek port of Acrobat version 5 running for some
time.
Lately, however, it's become effectively useless. Upon being
launched,
the logo will get displayed with the CPU activity pegged at 100
percent
for MINUTES before the first page gets displayed. Closing it takes
about as long. I'm not aware of any changes to my system since the
problem started occurring. Has anybody else experienced such a
dramatic slowdown in performance and figured out how to solve the
problem?

As soon as Acrobat version 5 became available, I posted my
experience of it taking EXTREMELY long to do things. If I
remember correctly, my post was pooh-poohed.

Be that as it may, the difference here is that Acrobat used to be
nice
and speedy, but now it's slower than molassas, yet I cannot think
of
any change that has been made to the system. Rebooting did not
cure
the problem.

Uninstall and reinstall, Dickless. Rebooting is the dickhead
approach.
You would know that if you didn't spend all your time uttering
saucerhead gaga.

You can get Acrobat *Five* for OS/2??? Welcome to the late 20th
century, Davie!

What does that have to do with alt.astronomy, PJR?

PJ "he could also convert the .pdf to .ps, but he'd have to know how
to" R :-)

What does that have to do with alt.astronomy, PJR?

Count Floyd
Oh Please! Don't start this type of crap in this newsgroup! Keep it
in the advocacy newsgroup with those idiots like Michael Baldwin
Bruce, Bart Devo, Elizabot and the like.

nightbat

Yes Count while we are in serious mutual group agreement there
is no use in rubbing it in to the clueless Alexa drone auk fun
coffee
boys for they crossposting net proudly know who they are. Including
sockpuppets, ah, Dr.Flonkenstein, Bookman, Aratzio, Jade, Cujo, CJ
Osterwiald, tholen.

Suffering from reading comprehension problems, nightbat? I'm not
the
one who adds a bunch of irrelevant newsgroups to the distribution.

No "classic" lames today, Classic Tholenator(tm)?

They actually sadly relish when you mention them on
post lits on their scoring juvenile underdeveloped pea brains.

Leave me out of your pontification, nightbat.

How ironic.

How iconic.

How symbolic.

How systolic.

How bucolic.

How moronic.

How imbecilic.

How diabolic.

What does that have to do with OS/2, ah?

Non sequitur.

Non sequitur.

Non sequitur.

Classic unsubstantiated and erroneous claim.

And
believe it or not we are profound Science Officer alt.astronomy
constant
auk sockpuppet morphing stuck with them because Darla the brave
wayward
net Sean Star Race traveler wants us to baby-sit tolerate them
until
she
purportedly gets mission back, oh the humanity. 1st Officer Bohne
as
net
public relations Science Liaison Officer has been as diplomatic as
you
can imagine but with no results. Don't waste your time, just Bozo
file
them and be done with it, we'll try to explain to hopefully
returning
Darla what they have all been up too.

Non sequitur.

So you don't cotton to Darla the lizard queen, Bruce.