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Old January 28th 07, 04:05 PM posted to alt.astronomy,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.usenet.kooks
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Default Scientists Predict It's Just A Matter Of Time Before Earth Is Hit Again

Double-A wrote:

On Jan 27, 9:00 pm, "Ollie" wrote:
On Jan 25, 7:48 am, "Double-A" wrote:


[...]

Darla and Silouen send their most sincere and best wishes to all.
Yeah, that includes the naysayers who are obviously desperate to want
all this to be true.
Hey, yo, you out there in netkook land, it's all true!
If you can just hang in there a little longer, and keep working on
getting that suicide rate thing under control, our world is about To
Change Big Time!


[...]

Yes, the coffee boy naysayers put on a big display of skepticism,
when secretly they all want to believe. They will be happy when the
big day arrives too.


Both you and the fake alien sockpuppet brigade desperately want to
believe these words are TRVTH.

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"To err is human, to cover it up is Weasel" -- Dogbert
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Old January 31st 07, 09:35 PM posted to alt.astronomy
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Default Scientists Predict It's Just A Matter Of Time Before Earth Is Hit Again

"Ollie" wrote in message...
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On Jan 25, 7:48 am, "Double-A" wrote:
On Jan 25, 2:37 am, "Ollie" wrote:
On Jan 25, 4:34 am, "Double-A" wrote:
On Jan 24, 11:45 pm, "Ollie" wrote:
On Jan 25, 1:43 am, nightbat wrote:
nightbat wrote


Science researchers led by Apollo 9 astronaut
Russell
Schweickart are in agreement that it's just a matter of time
before
planet Earth is hit by an incoming Asteroid space body, oh mercy!


See:http://abcnews.go.com/Technology/sto...2817276&page=1


Officer Warhol is correct, out time may limited so we need those
Sean
Starships as soon as possible to help save many.


Darla where are you, come in please!


carry on,
the nightbatHey nightbat!
How the heck are you!
Me, I'm fine.


The seans left me "in charge" while they're off saving the galaxy
cluster or something.
Hardly ever see them anymore since they went extragalactic, you
know.
But they do have some really neat toys!


I expect some of them back any time now, so you'll probably be
hearing
from Darla pretty soon.


Hey, all you other guys.
How you doing, eh?
Remember me?


OllieHi Ollie!


Thanks for checking in.


Sure I remember you. It's good to hear from space again. This place
is being overrun by skeptics and doubters as usual.


It would be great to her from Darla and crew again. Perhaps they can
weigh in with some profound wisdom to help us hold our own in these
endless theoretical arguments!


I would like to hear more about those space currents that can carry
Sean ships to other galaxies.


Great to hear that you're on duty and on watch.


Over and out.


Officer Double-A- Hide quoted text -- Show quoted text -Yah,
Double-A!
Great to get with you again, man!
Oh yeah, the seans left me with some really great toys I use to keep
watch over the whole Orion bridge.
You're going to love 'em, eh?


Uh, over and out back to you, Double-A.
I'm going out tonight and drink for the first time in many ages.You
mean you are actually Earthside?


I feel really odd about it, but I'm going to do it, okay?Wish I could
do the same. I'm stuck here at the duty desk.


And if the right sweet lady happens along, I be the better off, eh?But
you're always surrounded by all that alien beauty!


So I'll probably get back to this place sometime tomorrow.
You take care, eh?
And that goes for all of you, too! G


Ollie- Hide quoted text -- Showquoted text -


Well have fun and enjoy the Earth's hospitality once more!

Double-A


Whew!
Never had a better time, and Canada's never been more beautiful!

Thanks Double-A and thanks to the lady in the sweet pearl necklace.
I have to get back, now.
Kiyo's sort of been covering for me.
(I think she's a little jealous, eh? G)

The sean gang was invited by the, uhm, Andromeda-Triangulum crowd, so
looks like they're going to be a little while longer.
They tried to beg it off, but it's some kind of awards ceremony or
something.
Didn't want to pee off the neighbors, eh?

Darla and Silouen send their most sincere and best wishes to all.
Yeah, that includes the naysayers who are obviously desperate to want
all this to be true.
Hey, yo, you out there in netkook land, it's all true!
If you can just hang in there a little longer, and keep working on
getting that suicide rate thing under control, our world is about To
Change Big Time!

Oh! I have slipped the surly bonds of Earth
And danced the skies on laughter-silvered wings,
Sunward I've climbed, and joined the tumbling mirth
Of sun-split clouds - and done a hundred things
You have not dreamed of - wheeled and soared and swung
High in the sunlit silence. Hov'ring there,
I've chased the shouting wind along, and flung
My eager craft through footless halls of air.
Up, up the long, delirious burning blue
I've topped the wind-swept heights with easy grace
Where never lark, or even eagle flew.
And, while silent, lifting mind I've trod
The high untrespassed sanctity of space,
Put out my hand, and touched the face of God.

by John Gillespie Magee Jr.

I'M LOVIN' IT, MACDONALDS !!!

Ollie


Hey Ollie! How's it hangin'? I thought you and
Kiyo were tight. And where are my favorite
aliens? How long before they return to fight
off the ko0kstone kopps?

Will the Proz come back any time soon? Sorry
to hear about his injury. I like the way he pulls
no punches re. human silliness and stupidities.

Is a date set yet for first contact?

My favorite is the fish filet sandwich with that
great white sauce... oh, sorry, but i like fish,
what can i say?

Great poem!

happy days and...
starry starry nights!

--
SMILE... it's a sin when you don't grin!

Indelibly yours,
Paine
http://www.savethechildren.org/
http://www.painellsworth.net


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Old February 13th 07, 05:47 AM posted to alt.astronomy
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Default Scientists Predict It's Just A Matter Of Time Before Earth Is Hit Again

Darla's left you behind in the lurch, frootie! Too bad!

The true question here is WHEN? As I've said over and over, it won't
be during our lifetimes. Save the DOOM AND GLOOM FOREVER! for
something else.

You couldn't even save a Green Stamp!

Saul Levy


On Thu, 25 Jan 2007 01:43:10 -0500, nightbat
wrote:

nightbat wrote

Science researchers led by Apollo 9 astronaut Russell
Schweickart are in agreement that it's just a matter of time before
planet Earth is hit by an incoming Asteroid space body, oh mercy!

See:
http://abcnews.go.com/Technology/sto...2817276&page=1

Officer Warhol is correct, out time may limited so we need those Sean
Starships as soon as possible to help save many.

Darla where are you, come in please!

carry on,
the nightbat

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Old February 13th 07, 06:33 PM posted to alt.astronomy
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Default Scientists Predict It's Just A Matter Of Time Before Earth Is Hit Again

Aw, I was hoping for a break! Maybe the Sun won't rise tomorrow! lol

Saul Levy


On Thu, 25 Jan 2007 20:07:32 +0000, Phineas T Puddleduck
wrote:

In article ,
nightbat wrote:

nightbat wrote

Science researchers led by Apollo 9 astronaut Russell
Schweickart are in agreement that it's just a matter of time before
planet Earth is hit by an incoming Asteroid space body, oh mercy!

See:
http://abcnews.go.com/Technology/sto...2817276&page=1

Officer Warhol is correct, out time may limited so we need those Sean
Starships as soon as possible to help save many.

Darla where are you, come in please!


In other news, Frootbat predicts the sun will rise tomorrow


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Old February 17th 07, 07:05 AM posted to alt.astronomy
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Default Scientists Predict It's Just A Matter Of Time Before Earth Is Hit Again

Nobel **** is more like it, frootie!

Saul Levy


On Sat, 27 Jan 2007 00:15:53 -0500, nightbat
wrote:

Try thinking again clueless for your other coffeeboy Cujo just
awards nomination Nobel Prize seconded me one for it, oh the humanity! I
turned it down like my Hollywood Indiana Jones contract but you guys
just persist, sheesh! Don't you guys even know who or what your
nominating and seconding folks for, golly gee!

Oh Bell Boy, fill that cup up,
the nightbat

 




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