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  #51  
Old January 20th 07, 07:35 AM posted to alt.astronomy,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.usenet.kooks
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"Art Deco" wrote in message
...
Double-A wrote:

Henry Schmidt wrote:
Art Deco wrote:
Warhol wrote:

Double-A wrote:
Warhol wrote:
honestjohn wrote:
"Double-A" wrote in message
oups.com...
honestjohn wrote:
"Double-A" wrote in message
ups.com...
G=EMC^2 Glazier wrote:
Warhol Your cometh of the second beer(I like that) and will
drink
to
that at 11am tomorrow. at this time 12.30 pm cometh my
4th
beer
and I'll just say cheers to all and have a nice day. Bert

What ever happened to not drinking before noon?

I think you should only drink coffee during the day, and then
after 7
PM, chug the whole half case at once! It's more fun that way!

Folks over 50 ain't supposed to do crap like that!

HJ

Why not? By then there's nothin' much left to live for.

Double-A

Following that logic, then why not just shoot yourself when you
reach
50?

HJ

Good point... why dont they shot in their your own Heads... thats
exatly what we are doing all.. with drinking poison and listing to
lies... of bartenders or other drunkards and sometimes even the
devil.... who copy's gran'da'dywith words full of decieve...

Right John shall we start A.A. Campaign... surly we need only
people
who can keep their head cool.... Hi Hi Hi... Super Heroes dont
Drink...
on Mission.

All the Muslims I knew drank like fish! Every night was party night
for the Saudi student boys at the local hard liquor lounge. They
would
bring their American whores with them too! It was illegal for them
to
drink back home, so they made up for it all they could every night
while they were here! Their oil rich fathers back in Arabia sent
them
plenty of money to spend drinking expensive liquor, and on fast
sport
cars to impress the chicks. At least most Americans who belong to
teetotaling religions like Morman and Baptist seem to practice what
they believe. There are plenty of Catholics in bars because their
religion allows it. My religion allowed it too.

Double-A
Those saudi are only dressed with the dress of Islam... inside they
are
rotten wolves... the reel Muslims are all simple poor people, who
respect their neighbore.

If those Saudis where reel Muslims, than they had to share the wealth
amomgste all the people... I tell you they look like sheeps but
inside
they are not... Mecca is fake.. as everything is in the middle east
is
based on lies and ilusions... the only good man in the middle east,
they have hanged him infront of the world,and this on a MUSLIM FEAST
DAY... what normale man does something like that... it was the devil
only who could do such a deed.

Jesus said you must be reborn to understand who is a sheep and who is
a
wolf...

Its not because you go to the mosque or churches you are good man...
no
a good man shares with those that dont have... and in the Muslim
world
such a teaching is lost. Christians are more Muslims than the Muslims
themself... Mecca I My self will Nuke it... wait and see... and
warhol
even hasn't started yet, they haven't seen nothing yet... but I shall
be the one to teach those scorpions in the desert... A promisse I
have
made to my Gran'da'dy... WARHOL WILL NUKE MECCA... simply because its
a
false Mecca, who belongs to SATAN and his demons... do you start to
understand... The Real Mecca is in Meccanes and that is in the
Maghrib
and not in the desert of the scorpions... There so many lies I must
combat... and many bloody battle to do, before truth overwins the
lies
of the wolfs... and I have only two hands and they are still bound.

They Misled the world... and they misled their own, when they started
to believe in their own lies... which I shall blow away slowly from
the
SARSAR as an could icy wind of the baby Lion... Sarsar My Base one
Rock, in the reel holy land, the land of Warhol.

You forgot to rant about the evil Jews in this froth, war-fiz.

I am Ying aka Scojo la moo and I post from


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Have you picked up a tail, Art?


Who?


He has double-a, thus you can have one more?

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Old January 20th 07, 08:07 AM posted to alt.astronomy,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.usenet.kooks
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SameAsB4 wrote:

"Art Deco" wrote in message
...
Double-A wrote:

Henry Schmidt wrote:
Art Deco wrote:
Warhol wrote:

Double-A wrote:
Warhol wrote:
honestjohn wrote:
"Double-A" wrote in message
oups.com...
honestjohn wrote:
"Double-A" wrote in message
ups.com...
G=EMC^2 Glazier wrote:
Warhol Your cometh of the second beer(I like that) and will
drink
to
that at 11am tomorrow. at this time 12.30 pm
cometh my
4th
beer
and I'll just say cheers to all and have a nice day. Bert

What ever happened to not drinking before noon?

I think you should only drink coffee during the day, and then
after 7
PM, chug the whole half case at once! It's more fun that way!

Folks over 50 ain't supposed to do crap like that!

HJ

Why not? By then there's nothin' much left to live for.

Double-A

Following that logic, then why not just shoot yourself when
you reach
50?

HJ

Good point... why dont they shot in their your own Heads... thats
exatly what we are doing all.. with drinking poison and listing to
lies... of bartenders or other drunkards and sometimes even the
devil.... who copy's gran'da'dywith words full of decieve...

Right John shall we start A.A. Campaign... surly we need only
people
who can keep their head cool.... Hi Hi Hi... Super Heroes dont
Drink...
on Mission.

All the Muslims I knew drank like fish! Every night was party
night
for the Saudi student boys at the local hard liquor lounge.
They would
bring their American whores with them too! It was illegal for
them to
drink back home, so they made up for it all they could every night
while they were here! Their oil rich fathers back in Arabia
sent them
plenty of money to spend drinking expensive liquor, and on fast
sport
cars to impress the chicks. At least most Americans who belong to
teetotaling religions like Morman and Baptist seem to practice what
they believe. There are plenty of Catholics in bars because their
religion allows it. My religion allowed it too.

Double-A
Those saudi are only dressed with the dress of Islam... inside
they are
rotten wolves... the reel Muslims are all simple poor people, who
respect their neighbore.

If those Saudis where reel Muslims, than they had to share the
wealth
amomgste all the people... I tell you they look like sheeps but
inside
they are not... Mecca is fake.. as everything is in the middle
east is
based on lies and ilusions... the only good man in the middle east,
they have hanged him infront of the world,and this on a MUSLIM FEAST
DAY... what normale man does something like that... it was the devil
only who could do such a deed.

Jesus said you must be reborn to understand who is a sheep and
who is a
wolf...

Its not because you go to the mosque or churches you are good
man... no
a good man shares with those that dont have... and in the Muslim
world
such a teaching is lost. Christians are more Muslims than the
Muslims
themself... Mecca I My self will Nuke it... wait and see... and
warhol
even hasn't started yet, they haven't seen nothing yet... but I
shall
be the one to teach those scorpions in the desert... A promisse I
have
made to my Gran'da'dy... WARHOL WILL NUKE MECCA... simply because
its a
false Mecca, who belongs to SATAN and his demons... do you start to
understand... The Real Mecca is in Meccanes and that is in the
Maghrib
and not in the desert of the scorpions... There so many lies I must
combat... and many bloody battle to do, before truth overwins the
lies
of the wolfs... and I have only two hands and they are still bound.

They Misled the world... and they misled their own, when they
started
to believe in their own lies... which I shall blow away slowly
from the
SARSAR as an could icy wind of the baby Lion... Sarsar My Base one
Rock, in the reel holy land, the land of Warhol.

You forgot to rant about the evil Jews in this froth, war-fiz.

I am Ying aka Scojo la moo and I post from


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Have you picked up a tail, Art?


Who?


He has double-a, thus you can have one more?

A tail is sticking out of your as$ again, moron
  #53  
Old January 20th 07, 10:43 AM posted to alt.astronomy
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Double-A Make that 5 men,and you are closer to reality. You all have
to understand Bud has little alcohol in it. It it good for your
kidneys,and liver. I like it ice cold,and it really cools you off. I
could not eat my MSP chips without beer. The Romans lasted a
long time because 0f beer. They only lost one battle,and the reason for
that was they ran out of beer. Running out of Bud is my biggest
fear,especially during a hurricane. I like beer with a head on it so
that I can study quantum foam,and see how the uncertainty principle
works Bert

  #54  
Old January 20th 07, 11:11 AM posted to alt.astronomy
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G=EMC^2 Glazier wrote:
Double-A Make that 5 men,and you are closer to reality. You all have
to understand Bud has little alcohol in it. It it good for your
kidneys,and liver. I like it ice cold,and it really cools you off. I
could not eat my MSP chips without beer. The Romans lasted a
long time because 0f beer. They only lost one battle,and the reason for
that was they ran out of beer. Running out of Bud is my biggest
fear,especially during a hurricane. I like beer with a head on it so
that I can study quantum foam,and see how the uncertainty principle
works Bert



Bert! What are you doing up at this hour? Has the Bud truly run out?
Getting up to make an early morning run to Wal-Mart? Around here you
can't buy beer between the hours of 2 AM and 7 AM! Silly blue nose
laws still on the books! When I used to work the night shift it was
sometimes too late to get a drink after work. In those days they cut
off the beer at 1 AM! I contended they were discriminating against me
because of my job, because most other people could get a drink after
they got off work! I don't know why the have such silly laws. Do they
think drunks are too dumb to stock up to get them through the gap?
Hard liquor lounges used to have to close at 2:30 AM. Now they can
stay open till 3 AM. Some lock the doors and have after hours parties,
but if they get caught, they face severe fines from the liquor
commission. Sometimes liquor commission spies will leave an emergency
exit just ajar, and then sneak back in after hours to see whats going
on! What a system!

Double-A

  #55  
Old January 20th 07, 01:04 PM posted to alt.astronomy
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Double-A Florida has key clubs that open after 2am You have your own
bottle and rent the key by the month. Tampa has lots of them.
Bert

  #56  
Old January 20th 07, 02:26 PM posted to alt.astronomy
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G=EMC^2 Glazier wrote:
Double-A Florida has key clubs that open after 2am You have your own
bottle and rent the key by the month. Tampa has lots of them.
Bert



Interesting. I don't know why states put those hour restrictions in
this day and age. A friend of mine had lived in Louisiana. He said
that someone stole the door from one of the bars that he frequented and
didn't bring it back for weeks! But it didn't matter much for them,
because the place never closed!

Double-A

  #57  
Old January 20th 07, 04:16 PM posted to alt.astronomy
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"Double-A" wrote in message
ups.com...

G=EMC^2 Glazier wrote:
Double-A Florida has key clubs that open after 2am You have your own
bottle and rent the key by the month. Tampa has lots of them.
Bert



Interesting. I don't know why states put those hour restrictions in
this day and age. A friend of mine had lived in Louisiana. He said
that someone stole the door from one of the bars that he frequented and
didn't bring it back for weeks! But it didn't matter much for them,
because the place never closed!

Someone stole the door while the place was open?!?

Ark. has those silly laws.

HJ


  #58  
Old January 20th 07, 05:48 PM posted to alt.astronomy,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.usenet.kooks
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Double-A wrote:

honestjohn wrote:
"Warhol" wrote in message
oups.com...

Art Deco wrote:
Warhol wrote:

Art Deco wrote:
Warhol wrote:

Double-A a écrit :
Art Deco wrote:
Double-A wrote:

G=EMC^2 Glazier wrote:
nightbat Don't believe in "Hell" I do believe in heaven on
Earth,for
it has Bud. Daytona beach has parking right on the sand. I

took a
nap
and the sound of the waves reminded me when I slept on Revere

Beach.
It
was a piece of heaven. plus that rising Sun Bert


If you want to go to beer heaven, you should come to Portland.

It is
now dubbed "Beerhalla"! It has the most breweries of any US city

now!
While the one major traditional brewery, Blitz-Weinhardt, was

bought
out and turned into a mere warehouse and shipping depot some

years ago,
scads of microbreweries have sprung up here, collectively gaining
significant space on store shelves. They now have beer festivals

here
and everything. Maybe they will turn into another

Octoberfest-like
tradition! I know you drink only bud Lite, Bert, and I used to

drink
it myself, but let's fact it, Bud Lite is a bland uninteresting

beer in
the tradition of such beers developed by the mega brewers for

mass
appeal to the largest number of unsophisticated American beer

drinkers.
There are much more flavorful and interesting beers available

today.
Also the low alcohol content of major brands like Bud comes out

of post
prohibition laws.

What does the low alcohol content of major brands like Bud have to

do
with astronomy, AA?


Less blurred telescopic viewing, I suppose.

Double-A

The Prophesies that deal with the Cometh of the Second Beer.

"He will be mounted on a white horse"
"He will come as a thief in the night"
"He will return as He departed"

There is also a whole array of "the Beer is nigh" silliness that isn't
Belgian in nature.....The Star Beer that ends it all, the alien Beer
invasion that ends it all, etc, Some think this isn't plausible, even
if we know it will happen, We think we can do anything about it. So

the
best thing is to drink on as if it's not going to happen. That way you
don't feel like an idiot when it fails to materialize. So you decide
not to pay your Pirate Tribute because you thought Beer wasn't going

to
End! and that everything would remain in peacfull around you... but
when you wake up, you see yourself walking the plank ... this because
you didn't believe the word... End Times... the Bar is closed....

and you see...
when we the saint Warriors of Sally show our Colors...
that means your end is CometH NEAR.

And always will be.

The Bad News... I can Punish...

As for those that will survive the Passover Feast, because they paid
their Tribute, will get the best, which I transform from water to the
finnest Wine... Hi hi hi... For those that will walk the plank, will
get only bad wine... as last drink... the same rotten wine they tried
to sell me...

The great News ... I can Forgive.....

"For Gran'da'dy so loved the world that He gave His only Son, that
whoever believes in Him should not perish, but have eternal life."

Ps ... I the FUTURE KINGDOM... ALL DRINKS ARE FOR FREE... I PROMISSE...


Joel 2:1, 31 Sound an alarm in my holy mountain: let all the
ihhabitants of the land tremble; for the Day of the Lord cometh, for it
is nigh at hand; a day of darkness and of gloominess, a day of clouds
and thick darkness. (Yesterday was such a day)

and you see...
when we the saint Warriors of Sally show our Colors...
that means your end is CometH NEAR.

And always will be.


"Haven't you seen the Morning star? are you blind too... oh lord.."

Spiritually, Art deco is blind.

He will get his in the afterlife!

Perhaps reincarnated as a sheep belonging to Michael Baldwin Bruce.

HJ



Now THAT would be justice!

Double-A


Did you and your little lhasa make your extortion payments to Warhol
yet?
  #59  
Old January 20th 07, 05:48 PM posted to alt.astronomy,alt.conspiracy,soc.culture.israel,alt.security.terrorism,alt.religion.christian
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Art Deco a écrit :
Warhol wrote:

Double-A wrote:
Warhol wrote:
honestjohn wrote:
"Double-A" wrote in message
oups.com...

honestjohn wrote:
"Double-A" wrote in message
ups.com...

G=EMC^2 Glazier wrote:
Warhol Your cometh of the second beer(I like that) and will

drink
to
that at 11am tomorrow. at this time 12.30 pm cometh my

4th
beer
and I'll just say cheers to all and have a nice day. Bert


What ever happened to not drinking before noon?

I think you should only drink coffee during the day, and then
after 7
PM, chug the whole half case at once! It's more fun that way!

Folks over 50 ain't supposed to do crap like that!

HJ


Why not? By then there's nothin' much left to live for.

Double-A

Following that logic, then why not just shoot yourself when you reach 50?

HJ


Good point... why dont they shot in their your own Heads... thats
exatly what we are doing all.. with drinking poison and listing to
lies... of bartenders or other drunkards and sometimes even the
devil.... who copy's gran'da'dywith words full of decieve...

Right John shall we start A.A. Campaign... surly we need only people
who can keep their head cool.... Hi Hi Hi... Super Heroes dont Drink....
on Mission.


All the Muslims I knew drank like fish! Every night was party night
for the Saudi student boys at the local hard liquor lounge. They would
bring their American whores with them too! It was illegal for them to
drink back home, so they made up for it all they could every night
while they were here! Their oil rich fathers back in Arabia sent them
plenty of money to spend drinking expensive liquor, and on fast sport
cars to impress the chicks. At least most Americans who belong to
teetotaling religions like Morman and Baptist seem to practice what
they believe. There are plenty of Catholics in bars because their
religion allows it. My religion allowed it too.

Double-A


Those saudi are only dressed with the dress of Islam... inside they are
rotten wolves... the reel Muslims are all simple poor people, who
respect their neighbore.

If those Saudis where reel Muslims, than they had to share the wealth
amomgste all the people... I tell you they look like sheeps but inside
they are not... Mecca is fake.. as everything is in the middle east is
based on lies and ilusions... the only good man in the middle east,
they have hanged him infront of the world,and this on a MUSLIM FEAST
DAY... what normale man does something like that... it was the devil
only who could do such a deed.

Jesus said you must be reborn to understand who is a sheep and who is a
wolf...

Its not because you go to the mosque or churches you are good man... no
a good man shares with those that dont have... and in the Muslim world
such a teaching is lost. Christians are more Muslims than the Muslims
themself... Mecca I My self will Nuke it... wait and see... and warhol
even hasn't started yet, they haven't seen nothing yet... but I shall
be the one to teach those scorpions in the desert... A promisse I have
made to my Gran'da'dy... WARHOL WILL NUKE MECCA... simply because its a
false Mecca, who belongs to SATAN and his demons... do you start to
understand... The Real Mecca is in Meccanes and that is in the Maghrib
and not in the desert of the scorpions... There so many lies I must
combat... and many bloody battle to do, before truth overwins the lies
of the wolfs... and I have only two hands and they are still bound.

They Misled the world... and they misled their own, when they started
to believe in their own lies... which I shall blow away slowly from the
SARSAR as an could icy wind of the baby Lion... Sarsar My Base one
Rock, in the reel holy land, the land of Warhol.


You forgot to rant about the evil Jews in this froth, war-fiz.


Sorry, had to bring everyone up to speed, at least this is synonymous
with the one of the greatest world conspiracy. Saudi Arabia, Mysterious
US Ally... and enemy's of the Lions...

Well I dont forgot.... Did you known that the Saudi Royals are Jewish
Kurds jews... ofcourse you knew... The 'House' of Saud - no more
Islamic than Billy Graham.

.... most of our keepers of the bloodline archive are dead, but that
does not mean rotten apples shall escape with their crime... And I have
alway's a surprisse for vermin, since there is always one secret
Manuscript, that give the bloodline of the children of the Great
Caliphate, those who Id was stolen for them, when we gave over the
GREAT CALIPHAT in monsters hands... The Book with the Bloodline of the
light people is up to date kept... and new born lions are marked
inside.... Ofcourse does my Name Figure on top... and that book is my
Family book bloodline, kept in our oulema Hands.... the thousand years
old manuscript, will shall burn many evil cowards who dressed in our
dress to misled many from to the true faith... believe me you all
haven't seen nothing yet of that what is cometH.

Jewish widow(Whore) seeks legacy of Muslim millionaire
http://news.independent.co.uk/uk/legal/article57985.ece

you see who is stealing the muslim Heritage? Joewish Whores... bloody
Joes who dont stand still in their grand theft, and this already for
more 1662 years with out stopping their crime... King Arthur told them
1666 years, and than the end and ofcourse justice day of all vermin...

"infidels," so-defined as jewishized materialistic, entrepreneurs the
Saudi Royal Family oil barrons. As a result, Traitors to Mohammed's
teachings--which, as Jesus also taught that "It would be easier for a
camel to pass through the eye of a needle, than a rich man enter the
kingdom of heaven"

A little background. From the end of Muhammed's life until the
mid-1920s, there was always a Moorish Caliph, with absolute power over
our Faith and varying degrees of secular power over the Great Moorish
Empire. During the Ottoman Invasion of the Caliphate, the Ottoman
sultan held most secular authority, and buildMecca 4àà years ago. The
moorish Caliphs still ruled over lands now known as Saudia, but Mecca
and Medina where fake creaations of the ottomans in their great complot
to steal my Heritage. Now those that claim up what dont belong them,
while they are very evil and they are in reality fake and liars..
inshort criminals of the worst degree... To long to explain here...

What is now the Saudi royal family made their home in Riyadh in the
mid-1700s with sway over most of Arabia and took up Wahhabi Islam, a
very fanatic sect. But after the help of the turks and later times with
the demise of the Ottomans and the establishment of the Turkish
Republic, their leader Kemal Ataturk ended the Turkish Ottoman
Sultanate (When they thought that my Family Line was extent in 1926.
when they had kidnapped the old Lion of the mountain, Gran'da'dy was in
his dead bed), In the mid-1920s, the Whabibi and the taking over to
establishing the current Saudi Arabia. With only one great plan of
Evil...

The British actually set the Hashemites up in the newly created
countries of Jordan and Iraq making them kings there.

Anyway, as I've said, the Saudi's are Wahhabis Kurds, not orthodox
Sunni Muslims.

The details of this conspiracy are outlined in a little known document
by the name of The Memoirs of Mr. Hempher published in series
(episodes) in the German paper Spiegel, and later in a prominent French
paper. A Lebanese doctor translated the document to the Arabic language
and from there on it was translated to English and other languages.

http://asmar.perso.ch/wahhabies/htm/spy1.htm

The document is a first-hand account by Hempher of his mission for his
government, which sent him to the Middle East to discover ways to
undermine the Muslim Empire. Among the vices the were to promote were
racism and nationalism, alcohol, gambling, fornication and tempting
Muslim women to uncover themselves.

But most important was the strategy to "insert heresies into Muslims'
creedal tenets and then criticize Islam for being a religion of
terror." To this purpose, Hempher located a particularly corrupt
individual by the name of Mohammed Ibn Adbul Wahhab.

To understand the brand of fanaticism that Wahhabism inculcated, it is
first necessary to recognize that Islam called upon all Muslims,
regardless of their race or nationality, to see themselves as brothers
in faith. The killing of another Muslim was strictly forbidden.

However, as part of their strategy of Divide and Conquer

But the Wahabbi movement was insignificant without the allegiance of
the Saudi family, who, despite claims otherwise, were descended from
Jewish merchants from Iraq. Orthodox jurists of the time branded the
Wahhabis as heretics and condemned their fanaticism and intolerance.
Nevertheless, the Wahhabis then demonstrated their contempt for their
pretended faith by indiscriminately slaughtering Muslims and
non-Muslims alike. The Wahhabis then set about destroying all the holy
tombs and burial grounds. They with the Ottomans stole the Prophet's
treasure, which included holy books, works of art and innumerable
priceless gifts sent to the city. The leather and gilt bindings of the
Islamic holy books they had destroyed were used to make sandals for the
Wahhabi criminals.

Saudi family, who, despite claims otherwise, were descended from Jewish
merchants from Iraq.
http://www.fortunecity.com/boozers/b...2/history.html

That Jewish Ancestor of the SAUDI FAMILY (MORDAKHAI), was quick to
establish a "GUEST HOUSE" called "MADAFFA" on the land he usurped from
his victims, and gathered around him a group of hypocrites who started
to spread out false propaganda for him that he was a prominent Arab
Sheikh. He plotted against Sheikh SALEH SALMAN ABDULLA AL TAMIMI, his
original enemy, and caused his assassination in the mosque of the town
called (AL-ZALAFI).

The Complot is So Vast that no man can believe, when the real truth
shall be known... The Middle East is a nest full vermin... of the worst
kind... who will be destroyed just after I finnished with the Frogs and
Rats... you know I have only two hands... and right Now I have already
a Rat in one hand, and a Frog with three heads in the other hand, and
under one foot a sharp-nosed viper ... and the other foot I have
Lizard...

and there is now there is a wolf and a giant scorpione in the attack
too...

But this Baby lion remains standing, just like Hercules...


You see...

when we the saint Warriors of Sally show our Colors...
that means your end is CometH NEAR.


Rovers Flag... War Standard... -=*Moorish Elite Squad*=-
http://www.fotw.net/misc/tr~barb.jpg


The Baby Lion of the Atlas, Warhol Von SallyVeas.. Arrrrrrw... Har Har
Har.
http://www.fotw.us/flags/ma_es.html#kha

let us not forget the LION of Judah, the lion and the Rose...
Raisuli Von SallyVeas. The Only true Caliph with blood of prophets in
his veins... and I am his Baby Sun...the little Lion of the Atlas.

The wind, the lion and the Rose... quotes:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0073906/quotes

Har Har Har... Arrrrrrw... Har Har Har... Arrrrrrw... Har Har Har...
Arrrrrrw...

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Art Deco a écrit :
Double-A wrote:

honestjohn wrote:
"Warhol" wrote in message
oups.com...

Art Deco wrote:
Warhol wrote:

Art Deco wrote:
Warhol wrote:

Double-A a écrit :
Art Deco wrote:
Double-A wrote:

G=EMC^2 Glazier wrote:
nightbat Don't believe in "Hell" I do believe in heaven on
Earth,for
it has Bud. Daytona beach has parking right on the sand. I
took a
nap
and the sound of the waves reminded me when I slept on Revere
Beach.
It
was a piece of heaven. plus that rising Sun Bert


If you want to go to beer heaven, you should come to Portland.
It is
now dubbed "Beerhalla"! It has the most breweries of any US city
now!
While the one major traditional brewery, Blitz-Weinhardt, was
bought
out and turned into a mere warehouse and shipping depot some
years ago,
scads of microbreweries have sprung up here, collectively gaining
significant space on store shelves. They now have beer festivals
here
and everything. Maybe they will turn into another
Octoberfest-like
tradition! I know you drink only bud Lite, Bert, and I used to
drink
it myself, but let's fact it, Bud Lite is a bland uninteresting
beer in
the tradition of such beers developed by the mega brewers for
mass
appeal to the largest number of unsophisticated American beer
drinkers.
There are much more flavorful and interesting beers available
today.
Also the low alcohol content of major brands like Bud comes out
of post
prohibition laws.

What does the low alcohol content of major brands like Bud have to
do
with astronomy, AA?


Less blurred telescopic viewing, I suppose.

Double-A

The Prophesies that deal with the Cometh of the Second Beer.

"He will be mounted on a white horse"
"He will come as a thief in the night"
"He will return as He departed"

There is also a whole array of "the Beer is nigh" silliness that isn't
Belgian in nature.....The Star Beer that ends it all, the alien Beer
invasion that ends it all, etc, Some think this isn't plausible, even
if we know it will happen, We think we can do anything about it. So
the
best thing is to drink on as if it's not going to happen. That way you
don't feel like an idiot when it fails to materialize. So you decide
not to pay your Pirate Tribute because you thought Beer wasn't going
to
End! and that everything would remain in peacfull around you... but
when you wake up, you see yourself walking the plank ... this because
you didn't believe the word... End Times... the Bar is closed....

and you see...
when we the saint Warriors of Sally show our Colors...
that means your end is CometH NEAR.

And always will be.

The Bad News... I can Punish...

As for those that will survive the Passover Feast, because they paid
their Tribute, will get the best, which I transform from water to the
finnest Wine... Hi hi hi... For those that will walk the plank, will
get only bad wine... as last drink... the same rotten wine they tried
to sell me...

The great News ... I can Forgive.....

"For Gran'da'dy so loved the world that He gave His only Son, that
whoever believes in Him should not perish, but have eternal life."

Ps ... I the FUTURE KINGDOM... ALL DRINKS ARE FOR FREE... I PROMISSE...


Joel 2:1, 31 Sound an alarm in my holy mountain: let all the
ihhabitants of the land tremble; for the Day of the Lord cometh, for it
is nigh at hand; a day of darkness and of gloominess, a day of clouds
and thick darkness. (Yesterday was such a day)

and you see...
when we the saint Warriors of Sally show our Colors...
that means your end is CometH NEAR.

And always will be.

"Haven't you seen the Morning star? are you blind too... oh lord.."

Spiritually, Art deco is blind.

He will get his in the afterlife!

Perhaps reincarnated as a sheep belonging to Michael Baldwin Bruce.

HJ



Now THAT would be justice!

Double-A


Did you and your little lhasa make your extortion payments to Warhol
yet?


Good point... Remember all must pay Pirate tribute... otherwise the
Plank... friend or foe... Pay or die.

Till now No One even asked the question how those payements must be
made...

and time is running out... No Payment, no Salvation...

 




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