NOMINATION: alt.astronomy Coffee Boys for Clueless Newbie Award

"Art Deco" wrote in message
...
Pinku-Sensei wrote:

PJR wrote:
On 9 Oct 2005 12:59:04 -0700, Double-A wrote in
alt.usenet.kooks:

PJR wrote:
On 9 Oct 2005 04:29:09 -0700, Double-A wrote in
alt.usenet.kooks:

NOMINATION:

For their perpetual ineptitude and incompetence, their lack of
direction and purposefulness, their bad jokes and humorless
responses,
their ability to be annoying while thinking they are being cool,
and
their random mindedness and general cluelessness, I hereby NOMINATE
the
alt.astronomy Coffee Boys for the award of Clueless Newbies of the
Month for the month of October.

Any seconds?

Please post a LITS of the Coffee Boys' names, so this nomination can
be properly evaluated.


PJR :-)
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http://www.insurgent.org/~kook-faq/


PJR,

The alt.astronomy Coffee Boy Corps are

Art Deco
Michael Baldwin Bruce
Aratzio
ah
dave hillstrom
Dr. Flonkenstein
Kadaitcha Man including socks
And obnoxious others.

Why am I not on this Lits O' Haet, saucerhead? And don't say I'm
included in "obnoxious others" - it just isn't good enough.

Duly nominated and seconded.

Duly DENIED and REFUSED. Wielders of the Hammer of Thor aren't known
for their cluelessness, and you've succeeded in including three of
them on your LITS.

Vote Wrangler, do your duty!

OK. For practically falling over each other to second this kooky
attempt at a nomination, and also for their long-standing shared
role-playing fantasy of being officers on Starship Darla, I hereby
nominate the saucerheads of alt.astronomy for the Ministry of Circle
Jerks. Any seconds?

I'm going to piggyback on the FNVW's nomination for one of my own. For
attempting to use the AUK nomination process against the kookologists
and for having that attempt blow up in their faces, I nominate Double A
and the rest of the alt.astronomy saucerheads for the Special Ops Cody
Memorial Heart for spectacular failure in kooky combat.

Seconds?

By all means, seconded!

Here's what I don't understand the Kook Award rules. FNVW can vote only
once. But he can create as many socketpuppets as he needs to get somebody
elected.


[insert coffee boy lames and nomination acceptance speech here]

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Official Overseer of Kooks and Trolls in alt.astronomy

"The original human being was a female hermaphrodite with
both male and female genitalia."

"Human beings CAN NOT live in a solar system without a sun
with a ferrite core and a planet without a solid iron core."

-- Alexa Cameron, Kook of the Year 2004

Art Deco wrote:
Double-A wrote:

Ray Vingnutte wrote:
On 9 Oct 2005 04:29:09 -0700
"Double-A" wrote:

NOMINATION:

For their perpetual ineptitude and incompetence, their lack of
direction and purposefulness, their bad jokes and humorless responses,
their ability to be annoying while thinking they are being cool, and
their random mindedness and general cluelessness, I hereby NOMINATE
the
alt.astronomy Coffee Boys for the award of Clueless Newbies of the
Month for the month of October.

Any seconds?

Seconded.



Double-A



Thanks, Ray.
Thanks, Ray.
Thanks, Ray.

Double-A




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In article _fL5f.8496$Yk6.571@trnddc01, ah
wrote:

Art Deco wrote:
Double-A wrote:

Ray Vingnutte wrote:
On 9 Oct 2005 04:29:09 -0700
"Double-A" wrote:

NOMINATION:

For their perpetual ineptitude and incompetence, their lack of
direction and purposefulness, their bad jokes and humorless responses,
their ability to be annoying while thinking they are being cool, and
their random mindedness and general cluelessness, I hereby NOMINATE
the
alt.astronomy Coffee Boys for the award of Clueless Newbies of the
Month for the month of October.

Any seconds?

Seconded.



Double-A



Thanks, Ray.
Thanks, Ray.
Thanks, Ray.
Thanks, Ray.

Double-A



--
Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler
Official Overseer of Kooks and Trolls in alt.astronomy

"The original human being was a female hermaphrodite with
both male and female genitalia."

"Human beings CAN NOT live in a solar system without a sun
with a ferrite core and a planet without a solid iron core."

-- Alexa Cameron, Kook of the Year 2004

Art Deco wrote:
In article _fL5f.8496$Yk6.571@trnddc01, ah
wrote:

Art Deco wrote:
Double-A wrote:

Ray Vingnutte wrote:
On 9 Oct 2005 04:29:09 -0700
"Double-A" wrote:

NOMINATION:

For their perpetual ineptitude and incompetence, their lack of
direction and purposefulness, their bad jokes and humorless responses,
their ability to be annoying while thinking they are being cool, and
their random mindedness and general cluelessness, I hereby NOMINATE
the
alt.astronomy Coffee Boys for the award of Clueless Newbies of the
Month for the month of October.

Any seconds?

Seconded.



Double-A



Thanks, Ray.
Thanks, Ray.
Thanks, Ray.
Thanks, Ray.
Thanks, Ray.

Double-A





--
ah fait loucher un bon oeil

ah wrote:

Art Deco wrote:
In article _fL5f.8496$Yk6.571@trnddc01, ah
wrote:

Art Deco wrote:
Double-A wrote:

Ray Vingnutte wrote:
On 9 Oct 2005 04:29:09 -0700
"Double-A" wrote:

NOMINATION:

For their perpetual ineptitude and incompetence, their lack of
direction and purposefulness, their bad jokes and humorless responses,
their ability to be annoying while thinking they are being cool, and
their random mindedness and general cluelessness, I hereby NOMINATE
the
alt.astronomy Coffee Boys for the award of Clueless Newbies of the
Month for the month of October.

Any seconds?

Seconded.



Double-A



Thanks, Ray.
Thanks, Ray.
Thanks, Ray.
Thanks, Ray.
Thanks, Ray.
Thanks, Ray.

Double-A




--
Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler
Official Overseer of Kooks and Trolls in alt.astronomy

"The original human being was a female hermaphrodite with
both male and female genitalia."

"Human beings CAN NOT live in a solar system without a sun
with a ferrite core and a planet without a solid iron core."

-- Alexa Cameron, Kook of the Year 2004

Art Deco wrote:
ah wrote:

Art Deco wrote:
In article _fL5f.8496$Yk6.571@trnddc01, ah
wrote:

Art Deco wrote:
Double-A wrote:

Ray Vingnutte wrote:
On 9 Oct 2005 04:29:09 -0700
"Double-A" wrote:

NOMINATION:

For their perpetual ineptitude and incompetence, their lack of
direction and purposefulness, their bad jokes and humorless responses,
their ability to be annoying while thinking they are being cool, and
their random mindedness and general cluelessness, I hereby NOMINATE
the
alt.astronomy Coffee Boys for the award of Clueless Newbies of the
Month for the month of October.

Any seconds?

Seconded.



Double-A



Thanks, Ray.
Thanks, Ray.
Thanks, Ray.
Thanks, Ray.
Thanks, Ray.
Thanks, Ray.
Thanks, Ray.

Double-A






--
ah fait loucher un bon oeil

ah wrote:

Art Deco wrote:
ah wrote:

Art Deco wrote:
In article _fL5f.8496$Yk6.571@trnddc01, ah
wrote:

Art Deco wrote:
Double-A wrote:

Ray Vingnutte wrote:
On 9 Oct 2005 04:29:09 -0700
"Double-A" wrote:

NOMINATION:

For their perpetual ineptitude and incompetence, their lack of
direction and purposefulness, their bad jokes and humorless
responses,
their ability to be annoying while thinking they are being cool, and
their random mindedness and general cluelessness, I hereby NOMINATE
the
alt.astronomy Coffee Boys for the award of Clueless Newbies of the
Month for the month of October.

Any seconds?

Seconded.



Double-A



Thanks, Ray.
Thanks, Ray.
Thanks, Ray.
Thanks, Ray.
Thanks, Ray.
Thanks, Ray.
Thanks, Ray.
Thanks, Ray.

Double-A





--
Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler
Official Overseer of Kooks and Trolls in alt.astronomy

"The original human being was a female hermaphrodite with
both male and female genitalia."

"Human beings CAN NOT live in a solar system without a sun
with a ferrite core and a planet without a solid iron core."

-- Alexa Cameron, Kook of the Year 2004

Art Deco wrote:
ah wrote:

Art Deco wrote:
ah wrote:

Art Deco wrote:
In article _fL5f.8496$Yk6.571@trnddc01, ah
wrote:

Art Deco wrote:
Double-A wrote:

Ray Vingnutte wrote:
On 9 Oct 2005 04:29:09 -0700
"Double-A" wrote:

NOMINATION:

For their perpetual ineptitude and incompetence, their lack of
direction and purposefulness, their bad jokes and humorless
responses,
their ability to be annoying while thinking they are being cool, and
their random mindedness and general cluelessness, I hereby NOMINATE
the
alt.astronomy Coffee Boys for the award of Clueless Newbies of the
Month for the month of October.

Any seconds?

Seconded.



Double-A



Thanks, Ray.
Thanks, Ray.
Thanks, Ray.
Thanks, Ray.
Thanks, Ray.
Thanks, Ray.
Thanks, Ray.
Thanks, Ray.
Thanks, Ray.

Double-A







--
ah fait loucher un bon oeil

ah wrote:

Art Deco wrote:
ah wrote:

Art Deco wrote:
ah wrote:

Art Deco wrote:
In article _fL5f.8496$Yk6.571@trnddc01, ah
wrote:

Art Deco wrote:
Double-A wrote:

Ray Vingnutte wrote:
On 9 Oct 2005 04:29:09 -0700
"Double-A" wrote:

NOMINATION:

For their perpetual ineptitude and incompetence, their lack of
direction and purposefulness, their bad jokes and humorless
responses,
their ability to be annoying while thinking they are being cool,
and
their random mindedness and general cluelessness, I hereby NOMINATE
the
alt.astronomy Coffee Boys for the award of Clueless Newbies of the
Month for the month of October.

Any seconds?

Seconded.



Double-A



Thanks, Ray.
Thanks, Ray.
Thanks, Ray.
Thanks, Ray.
Thanks, Ray.
Thanks, Ray.
Thanks, Ray.
Thanks, Ray.
Thanks, Ray.
Thanks, Ray.

Double-A






--
Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler
Official Overseer of Kooks and Trolls in alt.astronomy

"The original human being was a female hermaphrodite with
both male and female genitalia."

"Human beings CAN NOT live in a solar system without a sun
with a ferrite core and a planet without a solid iron core."

-- Alexa Cameron, Kook of the Year 2004

Art Deco wrote:
ah wrote:

Art Deco wrote:
ah wrote:

Art Deco wrote:
ah wrote:

Art Deco wrote:
In article _fL5f.8496$Yk6.571@trnddc01, ah
wrote:

Art Deco wrote:
Double-A wrote:

Ray Vingnutte wrote:
On 9 Oct 2005 04:29:09 -0700
"Double-A" wrote:

NOMINATION:

For their perpetual ineptitude and incompetence, their lack of
direction and purposefulness, their bad jokes and humorless
responses,
their ability to be annoying while thinking they are being cool,
and
their random mindedness and general cluelessness, I hereby NOMINATE
the
alt.astronomy Coffee Boys for the award of Clueless Newbies of the
Month for the month of October.

Any seconds?

Seconded.



Double-A



Thanks, Ray.
Thanks, Ray.
Thanks, Ray.
Thanks, Ray.
Thanks, Ray.
Thanks, Ray.
Thanks, Ray.
Thanks, Ray.
Thanks, Ray.
Thanks, Ray.
Thanks, Ray.

Double-A








--
ah fait loucher un bon oeil