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  #1  
Old January 23rd 10, 05:45 PM posted to alt.astronomy
David Staup
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this will make them cry

Two Different Versions.................
Two Different Morals


OLD VERSION


The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house
and laying up supplies for the winter.

The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the
summer away..
Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed.
The grasshopper has no food or shelter, so he dies out in the cold.


MORAL OF THE STORY: Be responsible for yourself!



MODERN VERSION


The ant works hard in the withering heat and the rain all summer long,
building his house and laying up supplies for the winter.

The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the
summer away.
Come winter, the shivering grasshopper calls a press conference and demands
to know why the ant should be allowed to be warm and well fed while he is
cold and starving.

CBS, NBC , PBS, CNN, and ABC show up to provide pictures of the shivering
grasshopper next to a video of the ant in his comfortable home with a table
filled with food.

America is stunned by the sharp contrast.
How can this be, that in a country of such wealth, this poor grasshopper is
allowed to suffer so?

Kermit the Frog appears on Oprah with the grasshopper and everybody cries
when they sing, 'It's Not Easy Being Green.'

ACORN stages a demonstration in front of the ant's house where the news
stations film the group singing, We shall overcome. Then Rev. Jeremiah
Wright has the group kneel down to pray to God for the grasshopper's sake.

President Obama condemns the ant and blames President Bush, President
Reagan, Christopher Columbus, and the Pope for the grasshopper's plight.

Nancy Pelosi & Harry Reid exclaim in an interview with Larry King that the
ant has gotten rich off the back of the grasshopper, and both call for an
immediate tax hike on the ant to make him pay his fair share.

Finally, the EEOC drafts the Economic Equity & Anti-Grasshopper Act
retroactive to the beginning of the summer.

The ant is fined for failing to hire a proportionate number of green bugs
and, having nothing left to pay his retroactive taxes, his home is
confiscated by the Government Green Czar and given to the grasshopper.

The story ends as we see the grasshopper and his free-loading friends
finishing up the last bits of the ants food while the government house he is
in, which, as you recall, just happens to be the ant's old house, crumbles
around them because the grasshopper doesn't maintain it.

The ant has disappeared in the snow, never to be seen again.
The grasshopper is found dead in a drug related incident, and the house, now
abandoned, is taken over by a gang of spiders who terrorize the ramshackle,
once prosperous and once peaceful, neighborhood.

The entire Nation collapses bringing the rest of the free world with it.


MORAL OF THE STORY: Be careful how you vote in 2010.



I've sent this to you because I believe that you are an ant not a
grasshopper! Make sure that you pass this on to other ants. Don't bother
sending it on to any grasshoppers because they wouldn't understand it
anyway.


  #2  
Old January 25th 10, 08:11 AM posted to alt.astronomy
Sember
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"David Staup" wrote in message
...
this will make them cry

Two Different Versions.................
Two Different Morals


OLD VERSION


The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his
house and laying up supplies for the winter.

The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays
the summer away..
Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed.
The grasshopper has no food or shelter, so he dies out in the cold.


MORAL OF THE STORY: Be responsible for yourself!



MODERN VERSION


The ant works hard in the withering heat and the rain all summer long,
building his house and laying up supplies for the winter.

The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays
the summer away.
Come winter, the shivering grasshopper calls a press conference and
demands to know why the ant should be allowed to be warm and well fed
while he is cold and starving.

CBS, NBC , PBS, CNN, and ABC show up to provide pictures of the shivering
grasshopper next to a video of the ant in his comfortable home with a
table filled with food.

America is stunned by the sharp contrast.
How can this be, that in a country of such wealth, this poor grasshopper
is allowed to suffer so?

Kermit the Frog appears on Oprah with the grasshopper and everybody cries
when they sing, 'It's Not Easy Being Green.'

ACORN stages a demonstration in front of the ant's house where the news
stations film the group singing, We shall overcome. Then Rev. Jeremiah
Wright has the group kneel down to pray to God for the grasshopper's sake.

President Obama condemns the ant and blames President Bush, President
Reagan, Christopher Columbus, and the Pope for the grasshopper's plight.

Nancy Pelosi & Harry Reid exclaim in an interview with Larry King that the
ant has gotten rich off the back of the grasshopper, and both call for an
immediate tax hike on the ant to make him pay his fair share.

Finally, the EEOC drafts the Economic Equity & Anti-Grasshopper Act
retroactive to the beginning of the summer.

The ant is fined for failing to hire a proportionate number of green bugs
and, having nothing left to pay his retroactive taxes, his home is
confiscated by the Government Green Czar and given to the grasshopper.

The story ends as we see the grasshopper and his free-loading friends
finishing up the last bits of the ants food while the government house he
is in, which, as you recall, just happens to be the ant's old house,
crumbles around them because the grasshopper doesn't maintain it.

The ant has disappeared in the snow, never to be seen again.
The grasshopper is found dead in a drug related incident, and the house,
now abandoned, is taken over by a gang of spiders who terrorize the
ramshackle, once prosperous and once peaceful, neighborhood.

The entire Nation collapses bringing the rest of the free world with it.


MORAL OF THE STORY: Be careful how you vote in 2010.



I've sent this to you because I believe that you are an ant not a
grasshopper! Make sure that you pass this on to other ants. Don't bother
sending it on to any grasshoppers because they wouldn't understand it
anyway.



Very humorous -- v e r y humorous!
Yet another good reason for consensus-rule government, in which people are
careful how they vote in EVERY election.

--
**** S e m b e r
Metabolism! Burning
fat cells is half the battle.


  #3  
Old January 26th 10, 11:14 PM posted to alt.astronomy
Double-A[_3_]
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On Jan 23, 9:45*am, "David Staup" wrote:
this will make them cry

Two Different Versions.................
Two Different Morals

OLD VERSION

The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house
and laying up supplies for the winter.

The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the
summer away..
Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed.
The grasshopper has no food or shelter, so he dies out in the cold.

MORAL OF THE STORY: Be responsible for yourself!

MODERN VERSION

The ant works hard in the withering heat and the rain all summer long,
building his house and laying up supplies for the winter.

The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the
summer away.
Come winter, the shivering grasshopper calls a press conference and demands
to know why the ant should be allowed to be warm and well fed while he is
cold and starving.

CBS, NBC , PBS, CNN, and ABC show up to provide pictures of the shivering
grasshopper next to a video of the ant in his comfortable home with a table
filled with food.

America is stunned by the sharp contrast.
How can this be, that in a country of such wealth, this poor grasshopper is
allowed to suffer so?

Kermit the Frog appears on Oprah with the grasshopper and everybody cries
when they sing, 'It's Not Easy Being Green.'

ACORN stages a demonstration in front of the ant's house where the news
stations film the group singing, We shall overcome. Then Rev. Jeremiah
Wright has the group kneel down to pray to God for the grasshopper's sake..

President Obama condemns the ant and blames President Bush, President
Reagan, Christopher Columbus, and the Pope for the grasshopper's plight.

Nancy Pelosi & Harry Reid exclaim in an interview with Larry King that the
ant has gotten rich off the back of the grasshopper, and both call for an
immediate tax hike on the ant to make him pay his fair share.

Finally, the EEOC drafts the Economic Equity & Anti-Grasshopper Act
retroactive to the beginning of the summer.

The ant is fined for failing to hire a proportionate number of green bugs
and, having nothing left to pay his retroactive taxes, his home is
confiscated by the Government Green Czar and given to the grasshopper.

The story ends as we see the grasshopper and his free-loading friends
finishing up the last bits of the ants food while the government house he is
in, which, as you recall, just happens to be the ant's old house, crumbles
around them because the grasshopper doesn't maintain it.

The ant has disappeared in the snow, never to be seen again.
The grasshopper is found dead in a drug related incident, and the house, now
abandoned, is taken over by a gang of spiders who terrorize the ramshackle,
once prosperous and once peaceful, neighborhood.

The entire Nation collapses bringing the rest of the free world with it.

MORAL OF THE STORY: Be careful how you vote in 2010.

I've sent this to you because I believe that you are an ant not a
grasshopper! Make sure that you pass this on to other ants. Don't bother
sending it on to any grasshoppers because they wouldn't understand it
anyway.



What flights of fantasy! Let's shed a little cold reality on this.
The worker ant works hard in the withering heat of summer and has
little time for fun. The grasshopper jumps about in a care free
manner and enjoys nature's summer smorgasbord! Each lives out its
allotted two to three month expected life span and dies. Neither has
to face the deprivations of the winter months. But the grasshopper
enjoyed his life a lot more! Which one was the fool?

Double-A

  #4  
Old January 26th 10, 11:49 PM posted to alt.astronomy
David Staup
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"Double-A" wrote in message
...
On Jan 23, 9:45 am, "David Staup" wrote:
this will make them cry

Two Different Versions.................
Two Different Morals

OLD VERSION

The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his
house
and laying up supplies for the winter.

The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays
the
summer away..
Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed.
The grasshopper has no food or shelter, so he dies out in the cold.

MORAL OF THE STORY: Be responsible for yourself!

MODERN VERSION

The ant works hard in the withering heat and the rain all summer long,
building his house and laying up supplies for the winter.

The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays
the
summer away.
Come winter, the shivering grasshopper calls a press conference and
demands
to know why the ant should be allowed to be warm and well fed while he is
cold and starving.

CBS, NBC , PBS, CNN, and ABC show up to provide pictures of the shivering
grasshopper next to a video of the ant in his comfortable home with a
table
filled with food.

America is stunned by the sharp contrast.
How can this be, that in a country of such wealth, this poor grasshopper
is
allowed to suffer so?

Kermit the Frog appears on Oprah with the grasshopper and everybody cries
when they sing, 'It's Not Easy Being Green.'

ACORN stages a demonstration in front of the ant's house where the news
stations film the group singing, We shall overcome. Then Rev. Jeremiah
Wright has the group kneel down to pray to God for the grasshopper's sake.

President Obama condemns the ant and blames President Bush, President
Reagan, Christopher Columbus, and the Pope for the grasshopper's plight.

Nancy Pelosi & Harry Reid exclaim in an interview with Larry King that the
ant has gotten rich off the back of the grasshopper, and both call for an
immediate tax hike on the ant to make him pay his fair share.

Finally, the EEOC drafts the Economic Equity & Anti-Grasshopper Act
retroactive to the beginning of the summer.

The ant is fined for failing to hire a proportionate number of green bugs
and, having nothing left to pay his retroactive taxes, his home is
confiscated by the Government Green Czar and given to the grasshopper.

The story ends as we see the grasshopper and his free-loading friends
finishing up the last bits of the ants food while the government house he
is
in, which, as you recall, just happens to be the ant's old house, crumbles
around them because the grasshopper doesn't maintain it.

The ant has disappeared in the snow, never to be seen again.
The grasshopper is found dead in a drug related incident, and the house,
now
abandoned, is taken over by a gang of spiders who terrorize the
ramshackle,
once prosperous and once peaceful, neighborhood.

The entire Nation collapses bringing the rest of the free world with it.

MORAL OF THE STORY: Be careful how you vote in 2010.

I've sent this to you because I believe that you are an ant not a
grasshopper! Make sure that you pass this on to other ants. Don't bother
sending it on to any grasshoppers because they wouldn't understand it
anyway.



What flights of fantasy! Let's shed a little cold reality on this.
The worker ant works hard in the withering heat of summer and has
little time for fun. The grasshopper jumps about in a care free
manner and enjoys nature's summer smorgasbord! Each lives out its
allotted two to three month expected life span and dies. Neither has
to face the deprivations of the winter months. But the grasshopper
enjoyed his life a lot more! Which one was the fool?

Double-A

are you really that dense?

Metaphors are a way to describe something. Authors use them to make their
writing more interesting or entertaining.


  #5  
Old January 27th 10, 12:29 AM posted to alt.astronomy
Double-A[_3_]
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On Jan 26, 3:49*pm, "David Staup" wrote:
"Double-A" wrote in message

...
On Jan 23, 9:45 am, "David Staup" wrote:





this will make them cry


Two Different Versions.................
Two Different Morals


OLD VERSION


The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his
house
and laying up supplies for the winter.


The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays
the
summer away..
Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed.
The grasshopper has no food or shelter, so he dies out in the cold.


MORAL OF THE STORY: Be responsible for yourself!


MODERN VERSION


The ant works hard in the withering heat and the rain all summer long,
building his house and laying up supplies for the winter.


The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays
the
summer away.
Come winter, the shivering grasshopper calls a press conference and
demands
to know why the ant should be allowed to be warm and well fed while he is
cold and starving.


CBS, NBC , PBS, CNN, and ABC show up to provide pictures of the shivering
grasshopper next to a video of the ant in his comfortable home with a
table
filled with food.


America is stunned by the sharp contrast.
How can this be, that in a country of such wealth, this poor grasshopper
is
allowed to suffer so?


Kermit the Frog appears on Oprah with the grasshopper and everybody cries
when they sing, 'It's Not Easy Being Green.'


ACORN stages a demonstration in front of the ant's house where the news
stations film the group singing, We shall overcome. Then Rev. Jeremiah
Wright has the group kneel down to pray to God for the grasshopper's sake.


President Obama condemns the ant and blames President Bush, President
Reagan, Christopher Columbus, and the Pope for the grasshopper's plight..


Nancy Pelosi & Harry Reid exclaim in an interview with Larry King that the
ant has gotten rich off the back of the grasshopper, and both call for an
immediate tax hike on the ant to make him pay his fair share.


Finally, the EEOC drafts the Economic Equity & Anti-Grasshopper Act
retroactive to the beginning of the summer.


The ant is fined for failing to hire a proportionate number of green bugs
and, having nothing left to pay his retroactive taxes, his home is
confiscated by the Government Green Czar and given to the grasshopper.


The story ends as we see the grasshopper and his free-loading friends
finishing up the last bits of the ants food while the government house he
is
in, which, as you recall, just happens to be the ant's old house, crumbles
around them because the grasshopper doesn't maintain it.


The ant has disappeared in the snow, never to be seen again.
The grasshopper is found dead in a drug related incident, and the house,
now
abandoned, is taken over by a gang of spiders who terrorize the
ramshackle,
once prosperous and once peaceful, neighborhood.


The entire Nation collapses bringing the rest of the free world with it..


MORAL OF THE STORY: Be careful how you vote in 2010.


I've sent this to you because I believe that you are an ant not a
grasshopper! Make sure that you pass this on to other ants. Don't bother
sending it on to any grasshoppers because they wouldn't understand it
anyway.


What flights of fantasy! *Let's shed a little cold reality on this.
The worker ant works hard in the withering heat of summer and has
little time for fun. *The grasshopper jumps about in a care free
manner and enjoys nature's summer smorgasbord! *Each lives out its
allotted two to three month expected life span and dies. *Neither has
to face the deprivations of the winter months. *But the grasshopper
enjoyed his life a lot more! *Which one was the fool?

Double-A

are you really that dense?

Metaphors are a way to describe something. Authors use them to make their
writing more interesting or entertaining.



Yeah, it's a way authors take unrealistic situations and use them to
brainwash people into their point of view!

Double-A

  #6  
Old January 27th 10, 12:54 AM posted to alt.astronomy
BradGuth
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On Jan 26, 4:29*pm, Double-A wrote:
On Jan 26, 3:49*pm, "David Staup" wrote:



"Double-A" wrote in message


....
On Jan 23, 9:45 am, "David Staup" wrote:


this will make them cry


Two Different Versions.................
Two Different Morals


OLD VERSION


The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his
house
and laying up supplies for the winter.


The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays
the
summer away..
Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed.
The grasshopper has no food or shelter, so he dies out in the cold.


MORAL OF THE STORY: Be responsible for yourself!


MODERN VERSION


The ant works hard in the withering heat and the rain all summer long,
building his house and laying up supplies for the winter.


The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays
the
summer away.
Come winter, the shivering grasshopper calls a press conference and
demands
to know why the ant should be allowed to be warm and well fed while he is
cold and starving.


CBS, NBC , PBS, CNN, and ABC show up to provide pictures of the shivering
grasshopper next to a video of the ant in his comfortable home with a
table
filled with food.


America is stunned by the sharp contrast.
How can this be, that in a country of such wealth, this poor grasshopper
is
allowed to suffer so?


Kermit the Frog appears on Oprah with the grasshopper and everybody cries
when they sing, 'It's Not Easy Being Green.'


ACORN stages a demonstration in front of the ant's house where the news
stations film the group singing, We shall overcome. Then Rev. Jeremiah
Wright has the group kneel down to pray to God for the grasshopper's sake.


President Obama condemns the ant and blames President Bush, President
Reagan, Christopher Columbus, and the Pope for the grasshopper's plight.


Nancy Pelosi & Harry Reid exclaim in an interview with Larry King that the
ant has gotten rich off the back of the grasshopper, and both call for an
immediate tax hike on the ant to make him pay his fair share.


Finally, the EEOC drafts the Economic Equity & Anti-Grasshopper Act
retroactive to the beginning of the summer.


The ant is fined for failing to hire a proportionate number of green bugs
and, having nothing left to pay his retroactive taxes, his home is
confiscated by the Government Green Czar and given to the grasshopper..


The story ends as we see the grasshopper and his free-loading friends
finishing up the last bits of the ants food while the government house he
is
in, which, as you recall, just happens to be the ant's old house, crumbles
around them because the grasshopper doesn't maintain it.


The ant has disappeared in the snow, never to be seen again.
The grasshopper is found dead in a drug related incident, and the house,
now
abandoned, is taken over by a gang of spiders who terrorize the
ramshackle,
once prosperous and once peaceful, neighborhood.


The entire Nation collapses bringing the rest of the free world with it.


MORAL OF THE STORY: Be careful how you vote in 2010.


I've sent this to you because I believe that you are an ant not a
grasshopper! Make sure that you pass this on to other ants. Don't bother
sending it on to any grasshoppers because they wouldn't understand it
anyway.


What flights of fantasy! *Let's shed a little cold reality on this.
The worker ant works hard in the withering heat of summer and has
little time for fun. *The grasshopper jumps about in a care free
manner and enjoys nature's summer smorgasbord! *Each lives out its
allotted two to three month expected life span and dies. *Neither has
to face the deprivations of the winter months. *But the grasshopper
enjoyed his life a lot more! *Which one was the fool?


Double-A


are you really that dense?


Metaphors are a way to describe something. Authors use them to make their
writing more interesting or entertaining.


Yeah, it's a way authors take unrealistic situations and use them to
brainwash people into their point of view!

Double-A


You think ants are "unrealistic"?

You realize that the oldest fossil ants look nearly identical to
modern ants.

~ BG
  #7  
Old January 27th 10, 01:16 AM posted to alt.astronomy
Double-A[_3_]
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Posts: 4,635
Default not for left wing loones

On Jan 26, 4:54*pm, BradGuth wrote:
On Jan 26, 4:29*pm, Double-A wrote:





On Jan 26, 3:49*pm, "David Staup" wrote:


"Double-A" wrote in message


....
On Jan 23, 9:45 am, "David Staup" wrote:


this will make them cry


Two Different Versions.................
Two Different Morals


OLD VERSION


The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his
house
and laying up supplies for the winter.


The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays
the
summer away..
Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed.
The grasshopper has no food or shelter, so he dies out in the cold.


MORAL OF THE STORY: Be responsible for yourself!


MODERN VERSION


The ant works hard in the withering heat and the rain all summer long,
building his house and laying up supplies for the winter.


The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays
the
summer away.
Come winter, the shivering grasshopper calls a press conference and
demands
to know why the ant should be allowed to be warm and well fed while he is
cold and starving.


CBS, NBC , PBS, CNN, and ABC show up to provide pictures of the shivering
grasshopper next to a video of the ant in his comfortable home with a
table
filled with food.


America is stunned by the sharp contrast.
How can this be, that in a country of such wealth, this poor grasshopper
is
allowed to suffer so?


Kermit the Frog appears on Oprah with the grasshopper and everybody cries
when they sing, 'It's Not Easy Being Green.'


ACORN stages a demonstration in front of the ant's house where the news
stations film the group singing, We shall overcome. Then Rev. Jeremiah
Wright has the group kneel down to pray to God for the grasshopper's sake.


President Obama condemns the ant and blames President Bush, President
Reagan, Christopher Columbus, and the Pope for the grasshopper's plight.


Nancy Pelosi & Harry Reid exclaim in an interview with Larry King that the
ant has gotten rich off the back of the grasshopper, and both call for an
immediate tax hike on the ant to make him pay his fair share.


Finally, the EEOC drafts the Economic Equity & Anti-Grasshopper Act
retroactive to the beginning of the summer.


The ant is fined for failing to hire a proportionate number of green bugs
and, having nothing left to pay his retroactive taxes, his home is
confiscated by the Government Green Czar and given to the grasshopper.


The story ends as we see the grasshopper and his free-loading friends
finishing up the last bits of the ants food while the government house he
is
in, which, as you recall, just happens to be the ant's old house, crumbles
around them because the grasshopper doesn't maintain it.


The ant has disappeared in the snow, never to be seen again.
The grasshopper is found dead in a drug related incident, and the house,
now
abandoned, is taken over by a gang of spiders who terrorize the
ramshackle,
once prosperous and once peaceful, neighborhood.


The entire Nation collapses bringing the rest of the free world with it.


MORAL OF THE STORY: Be careful how you vote in 2010.


I've sent this to you because I believe that you are an ant not a
grasshopper! Make sure that you pass this on to other ants. Don't bother
sending it on to any grasshoppers because they wouldn't understand it
anyway.


What flights of fantasy! *Let's shed a little cold reality on this.
The worker ant works hard in the withering heat of summer and has
little time for fun. *The grasshopper jumps about in a care free
manner and enjoys nature's summer smorgasbord! *Each lives out its
allotted two to three month expected life span and dies. *Neither has
to face the deprivations of the winter months. *But the grasshopper
enjoyed his life a lot more! *Which one was the fool?


Double-A


are you really that dense?


Metaphors are a way to describe something. Authors use them to make their
writing more interesting or entertaining.


Yeah, it's a way authors take unrealistic situations and use them to
brainwash people into their point of view!


Double-A


You think ants are "unrealistic"?

You realize that the oldest fossil ants look nearly identical to
modern ants.

*~ BG



What about the oldest fossil grasshoppers?

Double-A
  #8  
Old January 27th 10, 04:22 AM posted to alt.astronomy
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Default  Mental poverty will kill you, financial poverty won't.


These days, “poverty/homelessness” per sé doesn't kill people.

Most die of old age; others die young from a form of mental illness
that makes them inject too much heroin, alcohol and pills ( mixed ).

Epileptic seizures ( and the requisite pills ) shorten lives.
Gambling can get you killed before your time.

Driving/Boating drunk/high gets the job done, as eveyone knows.

A close friend of mine ACCIDENTALLY died from hanging too long
off his door·knob ( while super high/drunk, no doubt ).

Amazingly, kids these days ( “gaspers” ) do that for the high;
it makes them “nut” ( cum ). Again, there's a mental problem here.

It's called “Breath Control Play” ( “Erotic Asphyxiation”, Waterboarding ).

Bottom line:
Mental poverty will kill you, financial poverty won't.
  #9  
Old January 27th 10, 09:36 PM posted to alt.astronomy
Double-A[_3_]
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Default Mental poverty will kill you, financial poverty won't.

On Jan 26, 8:22*pm, wrote:
These days, poverty/homelessness per s doesn't kill people.



Except some have frozen to death sleeping in a park.


Most die of old age; others die young from a form of mental illness
that makes them inject too much heroin, alcohol and pills ( mixed ).



You certainly don't have to be poor/homeless to do that. Remember
Elvis Presley, Janis Joplin, Jimi Hendrix? And perhaps Michael
Jackson.


Epileptic seizures ( and the requisite pills ) shorten lives.



What does that have to do with being poor/homeless?


Gambling can get you killed before your time.



Gambling can make you poor and keep you poor. But it won't kill you,
unless to don't pay back those mafia gambling debts!


Driving/Boating drunk/high gets the job done, as eveyone knows.



Or talking on a cell phone while driving, which they say increases
your chance of having an accident as much as when you are driving
while over the legal alcohol limit.


A close friend of mine ACCIDENTALLY died from hanging too long
off his doorknob ( while super high/drunk, no doubt ).



What they don't understand is that it is not the choking, or a broken
neck that kills you from hanging, it is the cut off of blood flowing
through the carotid arteries to the brain. That is how a sleeper hold
works. The thing is, if you are choking yourself trying to get some
masochistic pleasure out of it, if the blood is cut off, you go to
sleep. And once you go to sleep, you never wake up.


Amazingly, kids these days ( gaspers ) do that for the high;
it makes them nut ( cum ). *Again, there's a mental problem here.



Don't you think society might be doing it to them?


It's called Breath Control Play ( Erotic Asphyxiation, Waterboarding ).

Bottom line:
* Mental poverty will kill you, financial poverty won't.



Sooooo ........ do you think a buck can be made selling water
boards???

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Old January 27th 10, 11:17 PM posted to alt.astronomy
BradGuth
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Default Mental poverty will kill you, financial poverty won't.

On Jan 26, 8:22*pm, wrote:
These days, poverty/homelessness per s doesn't kill people.

Most die of old age; others die young from a form of mental illness
that makes them inject too much heroin, alcohol and pills ( mixed ).

Epileptic seizures ( and the requisite pills ) shorten lives.
Gambling can get you killed before your time.

Driving/Boating drunk/high gets the job done, as eveyone knows.

A close friend of mine ACCIDENTALLY died from hanging too long
off his doorknob ( while super high/drunk, no doubt ).

Amazingly, kids these days ( gaspers ) do that for the high;
it makes them nut ( cum ). *Again, there's a mental problem here.

It's called Breath Control Play ( Erotic Asphyxiation, Waterboarding ).

Bottom line:
* Mental poverty will kill you, financial poverty won't.


Financial poverty can easily lead to mental poverty, especially if
you're used to the good life. Most K12s and young adults don't really
know how to fix anything or much less make-do, god forbid survive off
the land or the sea, unless it's in the form of a fast-food "Happy
Meal".

~ BG
 




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