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  #41  
Old January 20th 07, 03:08 AM posted to alt.astronomy
Double-A[_1_]
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Default Where Is Major Bert?


honestjohn wrote:
"Double-A" wrote in message
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honestjohn wrote:
"Double-A" wrote in message
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honestjohn wrote:
"Double-A" wrote in message
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G=EMC^2 Glazier wrote:
Warhol Your cometh of the second beer(I like that) and will

drink
to
that at 11am tomorrow. at this time 12.30 pm cometh my

4th
beer
and I'll just say cheers to all and have a nice day. Bert


What ever happened to not drinking before noon?

I think you should only drink coffee during the day, and then

after 7
PM, chug the whole half case at once! It's more fun that way!

Folks over 50 ain't supposed to do crap like that!

HJ


Why not? By then there's nothin' much left to live for.

Double-A

Following that logic, then why not just shoot yourself when you reach

50?

HJ



Suicide would be a sin!

An 80 year old man chugging half a case of beer at 7p.m. would kill him just
as dead as shooting himself with a gun. Sin doesn't apply to the unsaved,
they die just like dogs. However, you might want to ask yourself if telling
an 80 year old man to chug a half a case of beer at once could be considered
a sin on the soul of the person that said it.

Hmmmm...........?

HJ



I doubt that Bert would do what I said. And even if he did, I doubt if
it would kill him. And besides, Bert has already drank enough booze in
his long life to kill three men, if alcohol were as damaging to the
body as the prohabitionist propagandists would have us believe.

Double-A

  #42  
Old January 20th 07, 03:32 AM posted to alt.astronomy,alt.usenet.kooks
honestjohn[_1_]
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"Warhol" wrote in message
oups.com...

Art Deco wrote:
Warhol wrote:

Art Deco wrote:
Warhol wrote:

Double-A a écrit :
Art Deco wrote:
Double-A wrote:

G=EMC^2 Glazier wrote:
nightbat Don't believe in "Hell" I do believe in heaven on
Earth,for
it has Bud. Daytona beach has parking right on the sand. I

took a
nap
and the sound of the waves reminded me when I slept on Revere

Beach.
It
was a piece of heaven. plus that rising Sun Bert


If you want to go to beer heaven, you should come to Portland.

It is
now dubbed "Beerhalla"! It has the most breweries of any US city

now!
While the one major traditional brewery, Blitz-Weinhardt, was

bought
out and turned into a mere warehouse and shipping depot some

years ago,
scads of microbreweries have sprung up here, collectively gaining
significant space on store shelves. They now have beer festivals

here
and everything. Maybe they will turn into another

Octoberfest-like
tradition! I know you drink only bud Lite, Bert, and I used to

drink
it myself, but let's fact it, Bud Lite is a bland uninteresting

beer in
the tradition of such beers developed by the mega brewers for

mass
appeal to the largest number of unsophisticated American beer

drinkers.
There are much more flavorful and interesting beers available

today.
Also the low alcohol content of major brands like Bud comes out

of post
prohibition laws.

What does the low alcohol content of major brands like Bud have to

do
with astronomy, AA?


Less blurred telescopic viewing, I suppose.

Double-A

The Prophesies that deal with the Cometh of the Second Beer.

"He will be mounted on a white horse"
"He will come as a thief in the night"
"He will return as He departed"

There is also a whole array of "the Beer is nigh" silliness that isn't
Belgian in nature.....The Star Beer that ends it all, the alien Beer
invasion that ends it all, etc, Some think this isn't plausible, even
if we know it will happen, We think we can do anything about it. So

the
best thing is to drink on as if it's not going to happen. That way you
don't feel like an idiot when it fails to materialize. So you decide
not to pay your Pirate Tribute because you thought Beer wasn't going

to
End! and that everything would remain in peacfull around you... but
when you wake up, you see yourself walking the plank ... this because
you didn't believe the word... End Times... the Bar is closed....

and you see...
when we the saint Warriors of Sally show our Colors...
that means your end is CometH NEAR.

And always will be.


The Bad News... I can Punish...

As for those that will survive the Passover Feast, because they paid
their Tribute, will get the best, which I transform from water to the
finnest Wine... Hi hi hi... For those that will walk the plank, will
get only bad wine... as last drink... the same rotten wine they tried
to sell me...

The great News ... I can Forgive.....

"For Gran'da'dy so loved the world that He gave His only Son, that
whoever believes in Him should not perish, but have eternal life."

Ps ... I the FUTURE KINGDOM... ALL DRINKS ARE FOR FREE... I PROMISSE...


Joel 2:1, 31 Sound an alarm in my holy mountain: let all the
ihhabitants of the land tremble; for the Day of the Lord cometh, for it
is nigh at hand; a day of darkness and of gloominess, a day of clouds
and thick darkness. (Yesterday was such a day)

and you see...
when we the saint Warriors of Sally show our Colors...
that means your end is CometH NEAR.


And always will be.


"Haven't you seen the Morning star? are you blind too... oh lord.."

Spiritually, Art deco is blind.

He will get his in the afterlife!

Perhaps reincarnated as a sheep belonging to Michael Baldwin Bruce.

HJ


  #43  
Old January 20th 07, 05:22 AM posted to alt.astronomy,alt.usenet.kooks
Art Deco[_5_]
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Default Where Is Major Bert?

Warhol wrote:

Art Deco wrote:
Warhol wrote:

Art Deco wrote:
Warhol wrote:

Double-A a écrit :
Art Deco wrote:
Double-A wrote:

G=EMC^2 Glazier wrote:
nightbat Don't believe in "Hell" I do believe in heaven on
Earth,for
it has Bud. Daytona beach has parking right on the sand. I took a
nap
and the sound of the waves reminded me when I slept on Revere

Beach.
It
was a piece of heaven. plus that rising Sun Bert


If you want to go to beer heaven, you should come to Portland. It
is
now dubbed "Beerhalla"! It has the most breweries of any US city
now!
While the one major traditional brewery, Blitz-Weinhardt, was bought
out and turned into a mere warehouse and shipping depot some years
ago,
scads of microbreweries have sprung up here, collectively gaining
significant space on store shelves. They now have beer festivals
here
and everything. Maybe they will turn into another Octoberfest-like
tradition! I know you drink only bud Lite, Bert, and I used to
drink
it myself, but let's fact it, Bud Lite is a bland uninteresting
beer in
the tradition of such beers developed by the mega brewers for mass
appeal to the largest number of unsophisticated American beer
drinkers.
There are much more flavorful and interesting beers available
today.
Also the low alcohol content of major brands like Bud comes out of
post
prohibition laws.

What does the low alcohol content of major brands like Bud have to do
with astronomy, AA?


Less blurred telescopic viewing, I suppose.

Double-A

The Prophesies that deal with the Cometh of the Second Beer.

"He will be mounted on a white horse"
"He will come as a thief in the night"
"He will return as He departed"

There is also a whole array of "the Beer is nigh" silliness that isn't
Belgian in nature.....The Star Beer that ends it all, the alien Beer
invasion that ends it all, etc, Some think this isn't plausible, even
if we know it will happen, We think we can do anything about it. So the
best thing is to drink on as if it's not going to happen. That way you
don't feel like an idiot when it fails to materialize. So you decide
not to pay your Pirate Tribute because you thought Beer wasn't going to
End! and that everything would remain in peacfull around you... but
when you wake up, you see yourself walking the plank ... this because
you didn't believe the word... End Times... the Bar is closed....

and you see...
when we the saint Warriors of Sally show our Colors...
that means your end is CometH NEAR.

And always will be.

The Bad News... I can Punish...

As for those that will survive the Passover Feast, because they paid
their Tribute, will get the best, which I transform from water to the
finnest Wine... Hi hi hi... For those that will walk the plank, will
get only bad wine... as last drink... the same rotten wine they tried
to sell me...

The great News ... I can Forgive.....

"For Gran'da'dy so loved the world that He gave His only Son, that
whoever believes in Him should not perish, but have eternal life."

Ps ... I the FUTURE KINGDOM... ALL DRINKS ARE FOR FREE... I PROMISSE...


Joel 2:1, 31 Sound an alarm in my holy mountain: let all the
ihhabitants of the land tremble; for the Day of the Lord cometh, for it
is nigh at hand; a day of darkness and of gloominess, a day of clouds
and thick darkness. (Yesterday was such a day)

and you see...
when we the saint Warriors of Sally show our Colors...
that means your end is CometH NEAR.


And always will be.


Haven't you seen the Morning star? are you blind too... oh lord..


I'm sorry to tell you this, but your second sun delusion will never
come to pass. Very much like your impotent death threats.
  #44  
Old January 20th 07, 05:30 AM posted to alt.astronomy,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell
Art Deco[_5_]
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Default Where Is Major Bert?

Warhol wrote:

Double-A wrote:
Warhol wrote:
honestjohn wrote:
"Double-A" wrote in message
oups.com...

honestjohn wrote:
"Double-A" wrote in message
ups.com...

G=EMC^2 Glazier wrote:
Warhol Your cometh of the second beer(I like that) and will

drink
to
that at 11am tomorrow. at this time 12.30 pm cometh my

4th
beer
and I'll just say cheers to all and have a nice day. Bert


What ever happened to not drinking before noon?

I think you should only drink coffee during the day, and then
after 7
PM, chug the whole half case at once! It's more fun that way!

Folks over 50 ain't supposed to do crap like that!

HJ


Why not? By then there's nothin' much left to live for.

Double-A

Following that logic, then why not just shoot yourself when you reach 50?

HJ


Good point... why dont they shot in their your own Heads... thats
exatly what we are doing all.. with drinking poison and listing to
lies... of bartenders or other drunkards and sometimes even the
devil.... who copy's gran'da'dywith words full of decieve...

Right John shall we start A.A. Campaign... surly we need only people
who can keep their head cool.... Hi Hi Hi... Super Heroes dont Drink...
on Mission.



All the Muslims I knew drank like fish! Every night was party night
for the Saudi student boys at the local hard liquor lounge. They would
bring their American whores with them too! It was illegal for them to
drink back home, so they made up for it all they could every night
while they were here! Their oil rich fathers back in Arabia sent them
plenty of money to spend drinking expensive liquor, and on fast sport
cars to impress the chicks. At least most Americans who belong to
teetotaling religions like Morman and Baptist seem to practice what
they believe. There are plenty of Catholics in bars because their
religion allows it. My religion allowed it too.

Double-A


Those saudi are only dressed with the dress of Islam... inside they are
rotten wolves... the reel Muslims are all simple poor people, who
respect their neighbore.

If those Saudis where reel Muslims, than they had to share the wealth
amomgste all the people... I tell you they look like sheeps but inside
they are not... Mecca is fake.. as everything is in the middle east is
based on lies and ilusions... the only good man in the middle east,
they have hanged him infront of the world,and this on a MUSLIM FEAST
DAY... what normale man does something like that... it was the devil
only who could do such a deed.

Jesus said you must be reborn to understand who is a sheep and who is a
wolf...

Its not because you go to the mosque or churches you are good man... no
a good man shares with those that dont have... and in the Muslim world
such a teaching is lost. Christians are more Muslims than the Muslims
themself... Mecca I My self will Nuke it... wait and see... and warhol
even hasn't started yet, they haven't seen nothing yet... but I shall
be the one to teach those scorpions in the desert... A promisse I have
made to my Gran'da'dy... WARHOL WILL NUKE MECCA... simply because its a
false Mecca, who belongs to SATAN and his demons... do you start to
understand... The Real Mecca is in Meccanes and that is in the Maghrib
and not in the desert of the scorpions... There so many lies I must
combat... and many bloody battle to do, before truth overwins the lies
of the wolfs... and I have only two hands and they are still bound.

They Misled the world... and they misled their own, when they started
to believe in their own lies... which I shall blow away slowly from the
SARSAR as an could icy wind of the baby Lion... Sarsar My Base one
Rock, in the reel holy land, the land of Warhol.


You forgot to rant about the evil Jews in this froth, war-fiz.
  #45  
Old January 20th 07, 05:36 AM posted to alt.astronomy,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell
Henry Schmidt
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Default Where Is Major Bert?

Art Deco wrote:
Warhol wrote:

Double-A wrote:
Warhol wrote:
honestjohn wrote:
"Double-A" wrote in message
oups.com...
honestjohn wrote:
"Double-A" wrote in message
ups.com...
G=EMC^2 Glazier wrote:
Warhol Your cometh of the second beer(I like that) and will

drink
to
that at 11am tomorrow. at this time 12.30 pm cometh my

4th
beer
and I'll just say cheers to all and have a nice day. Bert

What ever happened to not drinking before noon?

I think you should only drink coffee during the day, and then
after 7
PM, chug the whole half case at once! It's more fun that way!

Folks over 50 ain't supposed to do crap like that!

HJ

Why not? By then there's nothin' much left to live for.

Double-A

Following that logic, then why not just shoot yourself when you reach 50?

HJ

Good point... why dont they shot in their your own Heads... thats
exatly what we are doing all.. with drinking poison and listing to
lies... of bartenders or other drunkards and sometimes even the
devil.... who copy's gran'da'dywith words full of decieve...

Right John shall we start A.A. Campaign... surly we need only people
who can keep their head cool.... Hi Hi Hi... Super Heroes dont Drink...
on Mission.

All the Muslims I knew drank like fish! Every night was party night
for the Saudi student boys at the local hard liquor lounge. They would
bring their American whores with them too! It was illegal for them to
drink back home, so they made up for it all they could every night
while they were here! Their oil rich fathers back in Arabia sent them
plenty of money to spend drinking expensive liquor, and on fast sport
cars to impress the chicks. At least most Americans who belong to
teetotaling religions like Morman and Baptist seem to practice what
they believe. There are plenty of Catholics in bars because their
religion allows it. My religion allowed it too.

Double-A

Those saudi are only dressed with the dress of Islam... inside they are
rotten wolves... the reel Muslims are all simple poor people, who
respect their neighbore.

If those Saudis where reel Muslims, than they had to share the wealth
amomgste all the people... I tell you they look like sheeps but inside
they are not... Mecca is fake.. as everything is in the middle east is
based on lies and ilusions... the only good man in the middle east,
they have hanged him infront of the world,and this on a MUSLIM FEAST
DAY... what normale man does something like that... it was the devil
only who could do such a deed.

Jesus said you must be reborn to understand who is a sheep and who is a
wolf...

Its not because you go to the mosque or churches you are good man... no
a good man shares with those that dont have... and in the Muslim world
such a teaching is lost. Christians are more Muslims than the Muslims
themself... Mecca I My self will Nuke it... wait and see... and warhol
even hasn't started yet, they haven't seen nothing yet... but I shall
be the one to teach those scorpions in the desert... A promisse I have
made to my Gran'da'dy... WARHOL WILL NUKE MECCA... simply because its a
false Mecca, who belongs to SATAN and his demons... do you start to
understand... The Real Mecca is in Meccanes and that is in the Maghrib
and not in the desert of the scorpions... There so many lies I must
combat... and many bloody battle to do, before truth overwins the lies
of the wolfs... and I have only two hands and they are still bound.

They Misled the world... and they misled their own, when they started
to believe in their own lies... which I shall blow away slowly from the
SARSAR as an could icy wind of the baby Lion... Sarsar My Base one
Rock, in the reel holy land, the land of Warhol.


You forgot to rant about the evil Jews in this froth, war-fiz.


I am Ying aka Scojo la moo and I post from


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  #46  
Old January 20th 07, 05:40 AM posted to alt.astronomy
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Henry Schmidt wrote:
Art Deco wrote:
Warhol wrote:

Double-A wrote:
Warhol wrote:
honestjohn wrote:
"Double-A" wrote in message
oups.com...
honestjohn wrote:
"Double-A" wrote in message
ups.com...
G=EMC^2 Glazier wrote:
Warhol Your cometh of the second beer(I like that) and will
drink
to
that at 11am tomorrow. at this time 12.30 pm cometh my
4th
beer
and I'll just say cheers to all and have a nice day. Bert

What ever happened to not drinking before noon?

I think you should only drink coffee during the day, and then
after 7
PM, chug the whole half case at once! It's more fun that way!

Folks over 50 ain't supposed to do crap like that!

HJ

Why not? By then there's nothin' much left to live for.

Double-A

Following that logic, then why not just shoot yourself when you reach 50?

HJ

Good point... why dont they shot in their your own Heads... thats
exatly what we are doing all.. with drinking poison and listing to
lies... of bartenders or other drunkards and sometimes even the
devil.... who copy's gran'da'dywith words full of decieve...

Right John shall we start A.A. Campaign... surly we need only people
who can keep their head cool.... Hi Hi Hi... Super Heroes dont Drink...
on Mission.

All the Muslims I knew drank like fish! Every night was party night
for the Saudi student boys at the local hard liquor lounge. They would
bring their American whores with them too! It was illegal for them to
drink back home, so they made up for it all they could every night
while they were here! Their oil rich fathers back in Arabia sent them
plenty of money to spend drinking expensive liquor, and on fast sport
cars to impress the chicks. At least most Americans who belong to
teetotaling religions like Morman and Baptist seem to practice what
they believe. There are plenty of Catholics in bars because their
religion allows it. My religion allowed it too.

Double-A
Those saudi are only dressed with the dress of Islam... inside they are
rotten wolves... the reel Muslims are all simple poor people, who
respect their neighbore.

If those Saudis where reel Muslims, than they had to share the wealth
amomgste all the people... I tell you they look like sheeps but inside
they are not... Mecca is fake.. as everything is in the middle east is
based on lies and ilusions... the only good man in the middle east,
they have hanged him infront of the world,and this on a MUSLIM FEAST
DAY... what normale man does something like that... it was the devil
only who could do such a deed.

Jesus said you must be reborn to understand who is a sheep and who is a
wolf...

Its not because you go to the mosque or churches you are good man... no
a good man shares with those that dont have... and in the Muslim world
such a teaching is lost. Christians are more Muslims than the Muslims
themself... Mecca I My self will Nuke it... wait and see... and warhol
even hasn't started yet, they haven't seen nothing yet... but I shall
be the one to teach those scorpions in the desert... A promisse I have
made to my Gran'da'dy... WARHOL WILL NUKE MECCA... simply because its a
false Mecca, who belongs to SATAN and his demons... do you start to
understand... The Real Mecca is in Meccanes and that is in the Maghrib
and not in the desert of the scorpions... There so many lies I must
combat... and many bloody battle to do, before truth overwins the lies
of the wolfs... and I have only two hands and they are still bound.

They Misled the world... and they misled their own, when they started
to believe in their own lies... which I shall blow away slowly from the
SARSAR as an could icy wind of the baby Lion... Sarsar My Base one
Rock, in the reel holy land, the land of Warhol.


You forgot to rant about the evil Jews in this froth, war-fiz.


I am Ying aka Scojo la moo and I post from


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Have you picked up a tail, Art?

  #47  
Old January 20th 07, 06:11 AM posted to alt.astronomy,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.usenet.kooks
Art Deco[_5_]
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Posts: 713
Default Where Is Major Bert?

Double-A wrote:

Henry Schmidt wrote:
Art Deco wrote:
Warhol wrote:

Double-A wrote:
Warhol wrote:
honestjohn wrote:
"Double-A" wrote in message
oups.com...
honestjohn wrote:
"Double-A" wrote in message
ups.com...
G=EMC^2 Glazier wrote:
Warhol Your cometh of the second beer(I like that) and will
drink
to
that at 11am tomorrow. at this time 12.30 pm cometh my
4th
beer
and I'll just say cheers to all and have a nice day. Bert

What ever happened to not drinking before noon?

I think you should only drink coffee during the day, and then
after 7
PM, chug the whole half case at once! It's more fun that way!

Folks over 50 ain't supposed to do crap like that!

HJ

Why not? By then there's nothin' much left to live for.

Double-A

Following that logic, then why not just shoot yourself when you reach
50?

HJ

Good point... why dont they shot in their your own Heads... thats
exatly what we are doing all.. with drinking poison and listing to
lies... of bartenders or other drunkards and sometimes even the
devil.... who copy's gran'da'dywith words full of decieve...

Right John shall we start A.A. Campaign... surly we need only people
who can keep their head cool.... Hi Hi Hi... Super Heroes dont Drink...
on Mission.

All the Muslims I knew drank like fish! Every night was party night
for the Saudi student boys at the local hard liquor lounge. They would
bring their American whores with them too! It was illegal for them to
drink back home, so they made up for it all they could every night
while they were here! Their oil rich fathers back in Arabia sent them
plenty of money to spend drinking expensive liquor, and on fast sport
cars to impress the chicks. At least most Americans who belong to
teetotaling religions like Morman and Baptist seem to practice what
they believe. There are plenty of Catholics in bars because their
religion allows it. My religion allowed it too.

Double-A
Those saudi are only dressed with the dress of Islam... inside they are
rotten wolves... the reel Muslims are all simple poor people, who
respect their neighbore.

If those Saudis where reel Muslims, than they had to share the wealth
amomgste all the people... I tell you they look like sheeps but inside
they are not... Mecca is fake.. as everything is in the middle east is
based on lies and ilusions... the only good man in the middle east,
they have hanged him infront of the world,and this on a MUSLIM FEAST
DAY... what normale man does something like that... it was the devil
only who could do such a deed.

Jesus said you must be reborn to understand who is a sheep and who is a
wolf...

Its not because you go to the mosque or churches you are good man... no
a good man shares with those that dont have... and in the Muslim world
such a teaching is lost. Christians are more Muslims than the Muslims
themself... Mecca I My self will Nuke it... wait and see... and warhol
even hasn't started yet, they haven't seen nothing yet... but I shall
be the one to teach those scorpions in the desert... A promisse I have
made to my Gran'da'dy... WARHOL WILL NUKE MECCA... simply because its a
false Mecca, who belongs to SATAN and his demons... do you start to
understand... The Real Mecca is in Meccanes and that is in the Maghrib
and not in the desert of the scorpions... There so many lies I must
combat... and many bloody battle to do, before truth overwins the lies
of the wolfs... and I have only two hands and they are still bound.

They Misled the world... and they misled their own, when they started
to believe in their own lies... which I shall blow away slowly from the
SARSAR as an could icy wind of the baby Lion... Sarsar My Base one
Rock, in the reel holy land, the land of Warhol.

You forgot to rant about the evil Jews in this froth, war-fiz.


I am Ying aka Scojo la moo and I post from


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Have you picked up a tail, Art?


Who?
  #48  
Old January 20th 07, 06:38 AM posted to alt.astronomy,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell
SameAsB4
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Default Where Is Major Bert?


"Henry Schmidt" wrote in message
news:HThsh.510$R65.139@trnddc01...
Art Deco wrote:
Warhol wrote:

Double-A wrote:
Warhol wrote:
honestjohn wrote:
"Double-A" wrote in message
oups.com...
honestjohn wrote:
"Double-A" wrote in message
ups.com...
G=EMC^2 Glazier wrote:
Warhol Your cometh of the second beer(I like that) and will
drink
to
that at 11am tomorrow. at this time 12.30 pm cometh my
4th
beer
and I'll just say cheers to all and have a nice day. Bert

What ever happened to not drinking before noon?

I think you should only drink coffee during the day, and then
after 7
PM, chug the whole half case at once! It's more fun that way!

Folks over 50 ain't supposed to do crap like that!

HJ

Why not? By then there's nothin' much left to live for.

Double-A

Following that logic, then why not just shoot yourself when you reach
50?

HJ

Good point... why dont they shot in their your own Heads... thats
exatly what we are doing all.. with drinking poison and listing to
lies... of bartenders or other drunkards and sometimes even the
devil.... who copy's gran'da'dywith words full of decieve...

Right John shall we start A.A. Campaign... surly we need only people
who can keep their head cool.... Hi Hi Hi... Super Heroes dont
Drink...
on Mission.

All the Muslims I knew drank like fish! Every night was party night
for the Saudi student boys at the local hard liquor lounge. They would
bring their American whores with them too! It was illegal for them to
drink back home, so they made up for it all they could every night
while they were here! Their oil rich fathers back in Arabia sent them
plenty of money to spend drinking expensive liquor, and on fast sport
cars to impress the chicks. At least most Americans who belong to
teetotaling religions like Morman and Baptist seem to practice what
they believe. There are plenty of Catholics in bars because their
religion allows it. My religion allowed it too.

Double-A
Those saudi are only dressed with the dress of Islam... inside they are
rotten wolves... the reel Muslims are all simple poor people, who
respect their neighbore.

If those Saudis where reel Muslims, than they had to share the wealth
amomgste all the people... I tell you they look like sheeps but inside
they are not... Mecca is fake.. as everything is in the middle east is
based on lies and ilusions... the only good man in the middle east,
they have hanged him infront of the world,and this on a MUSLIM FEAST
DAY... what normale man does something like that... it was the devil
only who could do such a deed.

Jesus said you must be reborn to understand who is a sheep and who is a
wolf...

Its not because you go to the mosque or churches you are good man... no
a good man shares with those that dont have... and in the Muslim world
such a teaching is lost. Christians are more Muslims than the Muslims
themself... Mecca I My self will Nuke it... wait and see... and warhol
even hasn't started yet, they haven't seen nothing yet... but I shall
be the one to teach those scorpions in the desert... A promisse I have
made to my Gran'da'dy... WARHOL WILL NUKE MECCA... simply because its a
false Mecca, who belongs to SATAN and his demons... do you start to
understand... The Real Mecca is in Meccanes and that is in the Maghrib
and not in the desert of the scorpions... There so many lies I must
combat... and many bloody battle to do, before truth overwins the lies
of the wolfs... and I have only two hands and they are still bound.

They Misled the world... and they misled their own, when they started
to believe in their own lies... which I shall blow away slowly from the
SARSAR as an could icy wind of the baby Lion... Sarsar My Base one
Rock, in the reel holy land, the land of Warhol.


You forgot to rant about the evil Jews in this froth, war-fiz.


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Old January 20th 07, 06:47 AM posted to alt.astronomy
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honestjohn wrote:
"Warhol" wrote in message
oups.com...

Art Deco wrote:
Warhol wrote:

Art Deco wrote:
Warhol wrote:

Double-A a écrit :
Art Deco wrote:
Double-A wrote:

G=EMC^2 Glazier wrote:
nightbat Don't believe in "Hell" I do believe in heaven on
Earth,for
it has Bud. Daytona beach has parking right on the sand. I

took a
nap
and the sound of the waves reminded me when I slept on Revere

Beach.
It
was a piece of heaven. plus that rising Sun Bert


If you want to go to beer heaven, you should come to Portland.

It is
now dubbed "Beerhalla"! It has the most breweries of any US city

now!
While the one major traditional brewery, Blitz-Weinhardt, was

bought
out and turned into a mere warehouse and shipping depot some

years ago,
scads of microbreweries have sprung up here, collectively gaining
significant space on store shelves. They now have beer festivals

here
and everything. Maybe they will turn into another

Octoberfest-like
tradition! I know you drink only bud Lite, Bert, and I used to

drink
it myself, but let's fact it, Bud Lite is a bland uninteresting

beer in
the tradition of such beers developed by the mega brewers for

mass
appeal to the largest number of unsophisticated American beer

drinkers.
There are much more flavorful and interesting beers available

today.
Also the low alcohol content of major brands like Bud comes out

of post
prohibition laws.

What does the low alcohol content of major brands like Bud have to

do
with astronomy, AA?


Less blurred telescopic viewing, I suppose.

Double-A

The Prophesies that deal with the Cometh of the Second Beer.

"He will be mounted on a white horse"
"He will come as a thief in the night"
"He will return as He departed"

There is also a whole array of "the Beer is nigh" silliness that isn't
Belgian in nature.....The Star Beer that ends it all, the alien Beer
invasion that ends it all, etc, Some think this isn't plausible, even
if we know it will happen, We think we can do anything about it. So

the
best thing is to drink on as if it's not going to happen. That way you
don't feel like an idiot when it fails to materialize. So you decide
not to pay your Pirate Tribute because you thought Beer wasn't going

to
End! and that everything would remain in peacfull around you... but
when you wake up, you see yourself walking the plank ... this because
you didn't believe the word... End Times... the Bar is closed....

and you see...
when we the saint Warriors of Sally show our Colors...
that means your end is CometH NEAR.

And always will be.

The Bad News... I can Punish...

As for those that will survive the Passover Feast, because they paid
their Tribute, will get the best, which I transform from water to the
finnest Wine... Hi hi hi... For those that will walk the plank, will
get only bad wine... as last drink... the same rotten wine they tried
to sell me...

The great News ... I can Forgive.....

"For Gran'da'dy so loved the world that He gave His only Son, that
whoever believes in Him should not perish, but have eternal life."

Ps ... I the FUTURE KINGDOM... ALL DRINKS ARE FOR FREE... I PROMISSE...


Joel 2:1, 31 Sound an alarm in my holy mountain: let all the
ihhabitants of the land tremble; for the Day of the Lord cometh, for it
is nigh at hand; a day of darkness and of gloominess, a day of clouds
and thick darkness. (Yesterday was such a day)

and you see...
when we the saint Warriors of Sally show our Colors...
that means your end is CometH NEAR.


And always will be.


"Haven't you seen the Morning star? are you blind too... oh lord.."

Spiritually, Art deco is blind.

He will get his in the afterlife!

Perhaps reincarnated as a sheep belonging to Michael Baldwin Bruce.

HJ



Now THAT would be justice!

Double-A

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Old January 20th 07, 07:19 AM posted to alt.astronomy,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.comics.2000ad
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Default Where Is Major Bert?

SameAsB4 wrote:

"Henry Schmidt" wrote in message
news:HThsh.510$R65.139@trnddc01...
Art Deco wrote:
Warhol wrote:

Double-A wrote:
Warhol wrote:
honestjohn wrote:
"Double-A" wrote in message
oups.com...
honestjohn wrote:
"Double-A" wrote in message
ups.com...
G=EMC^2 Glazier wrote:
Warhol Your cometh of the second beer(I like that) and will
drink
to
that at 11am tomorrow. at this time 12.30 pm cometh my
4th
beer
and I'll just say cheers to all and have a nice day. Bert

What ever happened to not drinking before noon?

I think you should only drink coffee during the day, and then
after 7
PM, chug the whole half case at once! It's more fun that way!

Folks over 50 ain't supposed to do crap like that!

HJ

Why not? By then there's nothin' much left to live for.

Double-A

Following that logic, then why not just shoot yourself when you
reach 50?

HJ

Good point... why dont they shot in their your own Heads... thats
exatly what we are doing all.. with drinking poison and listing to
lies... of bartenders or other drunkards and sometimes even the
devil.... who copy's gran'da'dywith words full of decieve...

Right John shall we start A.A. Campaign... surly we need only people
who can keep their head cool.... Hi Hi Hi... Super Heroes dont
Drink...
on Mission.

All the Muslims I knew drank like fish! Every night was party night
for the Saudi student boys at the local hard liquor lounge. They
would
bring their American whores with them too! It was illegal for them to
drink back home, so they made up for it all they could every night
while they were here! Their oil rich fathers back in Arabia sent them
plenty of money to spend drinking expensive liquor, and on fast sport
cars to impress the chicks. At least most Americans who belong to
teetotaling religions like Morman and Baptist seem to practice what
they believe. There are plenty of Catholics in bars because their
religion allows it. My religion allowed it too.

Double-A
Those saudi are only dressed with the dress of Islam... inside they are
rotten wolves... the reel Muslims are all simple poor people, who
respect their neighbore.

If those Saudis where reel Muslims, than they had to share the wealth
amomgste all the people... I tell you they look like sheeps but inside
they are not... Mecca is fake.. as everything is in the middle east is
based on lies and ilusions... the only good man in the middle east,
they have hanged him infront of the world,and this on a MUSLIM FEAST
DAY... what normale man does something like that... it was the devil
only who could do such a deed.

Jesus said you must be reborn to understand who is a sheep and who is a
wolf...

Its not because you go to the mosque or churches you are good man... no
a good man shares with those that dont have... and in the Muslim world
such a teaching is lost. Christians are more Muslims than the Muslims
themself... Mecca I My self will Nuke it... wait and see... and warhol
even hasn't started yet, they haven't seen nothing yet... but I shall
be the one to teach those scorpions in the desert... A promisse I have
made to my Gran'da'dy... WARHOL WILL NUKE MECCA... simply because its a
false Mecca, who belongs to SATAN and his demons... do you start to
understand... The Real Mecca is in Meccanes and that is in the Maghrib
and not in the desert of the scorpions... There so many lies I must
combat... and many bloody battle to do, before truth overwins the lies
of the wolfs... and I have only two hands and they are still bound.

They Misled the world... and they misled their own, when they started
to believe in their own lies... which I shall blow away slowly from the
SARSAR as an could icy wind of the baby Lion... Sarsar My Base one
Rock, in the reel holy land, the land of Warhol.

You forgot to rant about the evil Jews in this froth, war-fiz.


I am Ying aka Scojo la moo and I post from


Why does Henry Schmidt hate me? ohoh i am so mad.

It's Ying/MooMoo/Scojo/TGOOS... :-)


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