NOMINATION: alt.astronomy Coffee Boys for Clueless Newbie Award

Ray Vingnutte wrote:

On 9 Oct 2005 12:06:26 -0700
"Double-A" wrote:


Ray Vingnutte wrote:
On 9 Oct 2005 04:29:09 -0700
"Double-A" wrote:

NOMINATION:

For their perpetual ineptitude and incompetence, their lack of
direction and purposefulness, their bad jokes and humorless
responses,
their ability to be annoying while thinking they are being cool,
and
their random mindedness and general cluelessness, I hereby
NOMINATE
the
alt.astronomy Coffee Boys for the award of Clueless Newbies of the
Month for the month of October.

Any seconds?

Seconded.



Double-A



Thanks, Ray.

A pleasure indeed. The really clueless deserve it.

Translation: "SA-LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP"


Double-A


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both male and female genitalia."

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with a ferrite core and a planet without a solid iron core."

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Ray Vingnutte wrote:

On Mon, 10 Oct 2005 03:28:50 +0545
"Kadaitcha Man" wrote:

Ray Vingnutte, , the three-quarter,
tumble-down
farm animal, and prompter in the theater, scoffed:

On Sun, 09 Oct 2005 18:28:11 +0545
"Kadaitcha Man" wrote:

Ray Vingnutte, , the condensed,
tumourous camel, and attendant of the kept woman, blurted:

On Sun, 09 Oct 2005 18:08:23 +0545
"Kadaitcha Man" wrote:

Ray Vingnutte, , the passionless,
tailing ice-cream seller, and person employed to wake up
nocturnal
animals in disreputable wildlife parks, huddled:

On Sun, 09 Oct 2005 17:40:04 +0545
"Kadaitcha Man" wrote:

Ray Vingnutte, , the errhine,
stubby
pig, and itinerant food trader, enjoined:

On 9 Oct 2005 04:44:26 -0700
"Michael Baldwin Bruce" wrote:

Bruce AKA Kadaitcha Man wrote:
Double-A, , the blotchy, insecure retard,
and employee who jumps through hoops, exhausted:

NOMINATION:

For my perpetual ineptitude and incompetence, my lack of
direction and purposefulness, my bad jokes and humorless
responses,
my ability to be annoying while thinking I am being cool,
and
my random mindedness and general cluelessness, I hereby
NOMINATE myself for the award of Clueless Newbie of the
Month
for the month of October.

Any seconds?

Double-A

Conjugated for the sake of TRVTH! on usenet.

Oooooh, it looks like Double-Anus has got a burr up his arses
about something.

Nope, it's just that you are so bloody clueless Bruce, and we
here believe in credit where it's due, and boy you are one
clueless coffee boy, perhaps amongst the worse we have seen
here.

Is that a royal we or isn't your medication holding your
multiple
personality syndrome in check?

No, no no, that's just not good enough, you need to

You need to answer the question. It stands. Answer it. Is that a
royal we or isn't your medication holding your multiple
personality
syndrome in check?

How about an 'I still don't get it' award or 'I'm never going to
get
this in a month of Sundays' award.

If that's what you want out of life, go for it. And don't go
yelling
and bleating IKYABWAI. Your ****ed up sentence has no object so you
must have dropped into conversational style and are therefore
referring to yourself.

At the moment you

You still need to answer the question. It stands. Answer it. Is
that
a royal we or isn't your medication holding your multiple
personality
syndrome in check?

Ok, how about

How about you answer the question. It stands. Answer it. Is that a
royal we
or isn't your medication holding your multiple personality syndrome in

check?

Ok, we can see you are mentally lacking, no need to over do it.

Who is "we", saucerhead?

--
Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler

"The original human being was a female hermaphrodite with
both male and female genitalia."

"Human beings CAN NOT live in a solar system without a sun
with a ferrite core and a planet without a solid iron core."

-- Alexa Cameron, Kook of the Year 2004

PJR wrote:
On 9 Oct 2005 12:59:04 -0700, Double-A wrote in
alt.usenet.kooks:

PJR wrote:
On 9 Oct 2005 04:29:09 -0700, Double-A wrote in
alt.usenet.kooks:

NOMINATION:

For their perpetual ineptitude and incompetence, their lack of
direction and purposefulness, their bad jokes and humorless responses,
their ability to be annoying while thinking they are being cool, and
their random mindedness and general cluelessness, I hereby NOMINATE the
alt.astronomy Coffee Boys for the award of Clueless Newbies of the
Month for the month of October.

Any seconds?

Please post a LITS of the Coffee Boys' names, so this nomination can
be properly evaluated.


PJR :-)
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PJR,

The alt.astronomy Coffee Boy Corps are

Art Deco
Michael Baldwin Bruce
Aratzio
ah
dave hillstrom
Dr. Flonkenstein
Kadaitcha Man including socks
And obnoxious others.

Why am I not on this Lits O' Haet, saucerhead? And don't say I'm
included in "obnoxious others" - it just isn't good enough.

Duly nominated and seconded.

Duly DENIED and REFUSED. Wielders of the Hammer of Thor aren't known
for their cluelessness, and you've succeeded in including three of
them on your LITS.

Vote Wrangler, do your duty!

OK. For practically falling over each other to second this kooky
attempt at a nomination, and also for their long-standing shared
role-playing fantasy of being officers on Starship Darla, I hereby
nominate the saucerheads of alt.astronomy for the Ministry of Circle
Jerks. Any seconds?

Yo, PJR !

What is the longest, cascaded 'Circle Jerk' that AUK'ers have achieved
so far ?

... Anyone keeping 'lits' on this ?


RL

PJR :-)
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On 9 Oct 2005 15:50:32 -0700, Double-A wrote in
alt.usenet.kooks:

PJR wrote:
On 9 Oct 2005 12:59:04 -0700, Double-A wrote in
alt.usenet.kooks:

PJR wrote:
On 9 Oct 2005 04:29:09 -0700, Double-A wrote in
alt.usenet.kooks:

NOMINATION:

For their perpetual ineptitude and incompetence, their lack of
direction and purposefulness, their bad jokes and humorless responses,
their ability to be annoying while thinking they are being cool, and
their random mindedness and general cluelessness, I hereby NOMINATE the
alt.astronomy Coffee Boys for the award of Clueless Newbies of the
Month for the month of October.

Any seconds?

Please post a LITS of the Coffee Boys' names, so this nomination can
be properly evaluated.

PJR,

The alt.astronomy Coffee Boy Corps are

Art Deco
Michael Baldwin Bruce
Aratzio
ah
dave hillstrom
Dr. Flonkenstein
Kadaitcha Man including socks
And obnoxious others.

Why am I not on this Lits O' Haet, saucerhead? And don't say I'm
included in "obnoxious others" - it just isn't good enough.

Why should I include you? You haven't been a pest to alt.astronomy.

Note to self: MUST TRY HARDER.

Duly nominated and seconded.

Duly DENIED and REFUSED.

Yes, well it's your game.

I have twelve years of tradition to maintain. Part of that tradition
requires loud laughter when kooks make revenge nominations.

Wielders of the Hammer of Thor aren't known
for their cluelessness, and you've succeeded in including three of
them on your LITS.

I am aware that many on the list have won merit awards. I actually
thought of giving you a short list with only the more obscure Coffee
Boys,

Ping Bruce, ah, Dave and KM! Apparently you're *obscure*.

but I figured you would reject the nomination anyway,

This is a disturbingly close approach to cluefulness for a saucerhead.
Have you been eating fish recently?

so might
just as well list all the prominent ones, get their names out there for
the record, and let the chips fall where they may.

This is no excuse for omitting me from your LITS.

Vote Wrangler, do your duty!

OK. For practically falling over each other to second this kooky
attempt at a nomination, and also for their long-standing shared
role-playing fantasy of being officers on Starship Darla, I hereby
nominate the saucerheads of alt.astronomy for the Ministry of Circle
Jerks. Any seconds?

Have you no sense of double jeopardy? The "saucerheads" have already
been recently nominated for that award, and exonerated by the voters.

I see that the cluefulness was only temporary.

PJR :-)
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PJR wrote:
[snip]

OK. For practically falling over each other to second this kooky
attempt at a nomination, and also for their long-standing shared
role-playing fantasy of being officers on Starship Darla, I hereby
nominate the saucerheads of alt.astronomy for the Ministry of Circle
Jerks. Any seconds?


PJR :-)
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The Top Six alt.astromomy Saucerhead Circle Jerkers for October

Posts Poster
1072 (Art Deco)
296 (Warhol)
241 (Aratzio)
214 (Bruce)
150 (dave hillstrom)
145 (ah)


Statistics don't lie!

Double-A

Double-A wrote:

PJR wrote:
[snip]

OK. For practically falling over each other to second this kooky
attempt at a nomination, and also for their long-standing shared
role-playing fantasy of being officers on Starship Darla, I hereby
nominate the saucerheads of alt.astronomy for the Ministry of Circle
Jerks. Any seconds?


PJR :-)
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alt.usenet.kooks award-winners and FAQ:
http://www.insurgent.org/~kook-faq/


The Top Six alt.astromomy Saucerhead Circle Jerkers for October

Posts Poster
1072 (Art Deco)
296 (Warhol)
241 (Aratzio)
214 (Bruce)
150 (dave hillstrom)
145 (ah)


Statistics don't lie!

Double-A

Your nomination acceptance speech was better suited for Clueless Newbie
of the Month, saucerhead.

--
Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler
Official Overseer of Kooks and Trolls in alt.astronomy

"The original human being was a female hermaphrodite with
both male and female genitalia."

"Human beings CAN NOT live in a solar system without a sun
with a ferrite core and a planet without a solid iron core."

-- Alexa Cameron, Kook of the Year 2004

On 15 Oct 2005 14:59:07 -0700, Double-A wrote in
alt.usenet.kooks:

PJR wrote:
[snip]

OK. For practically falling over each other to second this kooky
attempt at a nomination, and also for their long-standing shared
role-playing fantasy of being officers on Starship Darla, I hereby
nominate the saucerheads of alt.astronomy for the Ministry of Circle
Jerks. Any seconds?


PJR :-)
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alt.usenet.kooks award-winners and FAQ:
http://www.insurgent.org/~kook-faq/


The Top Six alt.astromomy Saucerhead Circle Jerkers for October

Posts Poster
1072 (Art Deco)
296 (Warhol)
241 (Aratzio)
214 (Bruce)
150 (dave hillstrom)
145 (ah)


Statistics don't lie!

Didn't I tell you to add me to your lits o' haet, saucerhead?


PJR :-)
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PJR wrote:
On 9 Oct 2005 12:59:04 -0700, Double-A wrote in
alt.usenet.kooks:

PJR wrote:
On 9 Oct 2005 04:29:09 -0700, Double-A wrote in
alt.usenet.kooks:

NOMINATION:

For their perpetual ineptitude and incompetence, their lack of
direction and purposefulness, their bad jokes and humorless responses,
their ability to be annoying while thinking they are being cool, and
their random mindedness and general cluelessness, I hereby NOMINATE the
alt.astronomy Coffee Boys for the award of Clueless Newbies of the
Month for the month of October.

Any seconds?

Please post a LITS of the Coffee Boys' names, so this nomination can
be properly evaluated.


PJR :-)
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alt.usenet.kooks award-winners and FAQ:
http://www.insurgent.org/~kook-faq/


PJR,

The alt.astronomy Coffee Boy Corps are

Art Deco
Michael Baldwin Bruce
Aratzio
ah
dave hillstrom
Dr. Flonkenstein
Kadaitcha Man including socks
And obnoxious others.

Why am I not on this Lits O' Haet, saucerhead? And don't say I'm
included in "obnoxious others" - it just isn't good enough.

Duly nominated and seconded.

Duly DENIED and REFUSED. Wielders of the Hammer of Thor aren't known
for their cluelessness, and you've succeeded in including three of
them on your LITS.

Vote Wrangler, do your duty!

OK. For practically falling over each other to second this kooky
attempt at a nomination, and also for their long-standing shared
role-playing fantasy of being officers on Starship Darla, I hereby
nominate the saucerheads of alt.astronomy for the Ministry of Circle
Jerks. Any seconds?

I'm going to piggyback on the FNVW's nomination for one of my own. For
attempting to use the AUK nomination process against the kookologists
and for having that attempt blow up in their faces, I nominate Double A
and the rest of the alt.astronomy saucerheads for the Special Ops Cody
Memorial Heart for spectacular failure in kooky combat.

Seconds?
--
Pinku-Sensei AKA Stinku Bruce
Official Overseer of Kooks in rec.arts.marching.drumcorps

Pinku-Sensei wrote:

PJR wrote:
On 9 Oct 2005 12:59:04 -0700, Double-A wrote in
alt.usenet.kooks:

PJR wrote:
On 9 Oct 2005 04:29:09 -0700, Double-A wrote in
alt.usenet.kooks:

NOMINATION:

For their perpetual ineptitude and incompetence, their lack of
direction and purposefulness, their bad jokes and humorless responses,
their ability to be annoying while thinking they are being cool, and
their random mindedness and general cluelessness, I hereby NOMINATE the
alt.astronomy Coffee Boys for the award of Clueless Newbies of the
Month for the month of October.

Any seconds?

Please post a LITS of the Coffee Boys' names, so this nomination can
be properly evaluated.


PJR :-)
--
alt.usenet.kooks award-winners and FAQ:
http://www.insurgent.org/~kook-faq/


PJR,

The alt.astronomy Coffee Boy Corps are

Art Deco
Michael Baldwin Bruce
Aratzio
ah
dave hillstrom
Dr. Flonkenstein
Kadaitcha Man including socks
And obnoxious others.

Why am I not on this Lits O' Haet, saucerhead? And don't say I'm
included in "obnoxious others" - it just isn't good enough.

Duly nominated and seconded.

Duly DENIED and REFUSED. Wielders of the Hammer of Thor aren't known
for their cluelessness, and you've succeeded in including three of
them on your LITS.

Vote Wrangler, do your duty!

OK. For practically falling over each other to second this kooky
attempt at a nomination, and also for their long-standing shared
role-playing fantasy of being officers on Starship Darla, I hereby
nominate the saucerheads of alt.astronomy for the Ministry of Circle
Jerks. Any seconds?

I'm going to piggyback on the FNVW's nomination for one of my own. For
attempting to use the AUK nomination process against the kookologists
and for having that attempt blow up in their faces, I nominate Double A
and the rest of the alt.astronomy saucerheads for the Special Ops Cody
Memorial Heart for spectacular failure in kooky combat.

Seconds?

By all means, seconded!

[insert coffee boy lames and nomination acceptance speech here]

--
Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler
Official Overseer of Kooks and Trolls in alt.astronomy

"The original human being was a female hermaphrodite with
both male and female genitalia."

"Human beings CAN NOT live in a solar system without a sun
with a ferrite core and a planet without a solid iron core."

-- Alexa Cameron, Kook of the Year 2004

Art Deco wrote:
Pinku-Sensei wrote:

PJR wrote:
On 9 Oct 2005 12:59:04 -0700, Double-A wrote in
alt.usenet.kooks:

PJR wrote:
On 9 Oct 2005 04:29:09 -0700, Double-A wrote in
alt.usenet.kooks:

NOMINATION:

For their perpetual ineptitude and incompetence, their lack of
direction and purposefulness, their bad jokes and humorless responses,
their ability to be annoying while thinking they are being cool, and
their random mindedness and general cluelessness, I hereby NOMINATE the
alt.astronomy Coffee Boys for the award of Clueless Newbies of the
Month for the month of October.

Any seconds?

Please post a LITS of the Coffee Boys' names, so this nomination can
be properly evaluated.


PJR :-)
--
alt.usenet.kooks award-winners and FAQ:
http://www.insurgent.org/~kook-faq/


PJR,

The alt.astronomy Coffee Boy Corps are

Art Deco
Michael Baldwin Bruce
Aratzio
ah
dave hillstrom
Dr. Flonkenstein
Kadaitcha Man including socks
And obnoxious others.

Why am I not on this Lits O' Haet, saucerhead? And don't say I'm
included in "obnoxious others" - it just isn't good enough.

Duly nominated and seconded.

Duly DENIED and REFUSED. Wielders of the Hammer of Thor aren't known
for their cluelessness, and you've succeeded in including three of
them on your LITS.

Vote Wrangler, do your duty!

OK. For practically falling over each other to second this kooky
attempt at a nomination, and also for their long-standing shared
role-playing fantasy of being officers on Starship Darla, I hereby
nominate the saucerheads of alt.astronomy for the Ministry of Circle
Jerks. Any seconds?

I'm going to piggyback on the FNVW's nomination for one of my own. For
attempting to use the AUK nomination process against the kookologists
and for having that attempt blow up in their faces, I nominate Double A
and the rest of the alt.astronomy saucerheads for the Special Ops Cody
Memorial Heart for spectacular failure in kooky combat.

Seconds?

By all means, seconded!

[insert coffee boy lames and nomination acceptance speech here]


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