The Kobayashi Maru, I can't believe you don't know this.

Can't those Buddhas watch where they are walking? They stepped all over your super heroes and giants.
And sat on them like at Angkor Watt.

The message is abundantly clear there.
"All your base belong to us"

Ellora caves are a wonderful Buddhist temple they evicted you like taking out the garbage.

Did you guys ever stop for a second while making all those movies about your greatness, and stop and smell the coffee?
Those bully Buddhas.

Taking all your stuff.
You should file a complaint.

All your pantheon of wonder Gods flying in Vimanas with weapons of mass destruction, and looking so proud.
And they all got the **** kicked out of them by one guy who didn't even carry weapons.

Did you ever stop and think to yourselves "Hmmm... I am full of ****?"

Hey, don't be so hard on yourself. You carve a great statue.
Make great comic books.

You know it kindof reminds me of the time this Kung Fu master was using the local machine to give himself super powers.
And he trained many young kung fu guys and he had such powers he could flip them without even touching them.
Knock them all down with chi!

And being a bit boastful about it I think even made a wager with a guy on the galactic mainframe who showed up in a black karate outfit and beat the living **** out of him in about 4 seconds. Almost broke his nose and thankfully they stopped the fight.
Walked away with the cash.

Lets see the instant replay because of course these things people keep for posterity...

They have been working hard spending all their money trying to remove this but it just keeps popping up.
Skip the attempt to make it go away and go right to 2:49
2:49
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTXrv0K-UoE
ouuuu that's gonna leave a mark.

Hey, I just thought of something.
You know a match that would be a good one?
Benny Hinn VS Mike Tyson!

Morty, get Sammy on the blower, book a venue in Vegas, this is goin to be great!

Benny would be there with his jacket ready to wave it at Mike, Mike would walk up and POW one punch send him into next Tuesday.

Lets watch Benny in action, and then Mike.

Turn, the volume down for this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lvU-DislkI

Mike Tyson, Mr. TKO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOHvMqAgcmc

Yup just like this other genius who discovers his wife is a secret mixed martial arts ninja, just when he was going to slap her around too.

https://www.mmamania.com/2016/6/27/1...-mma-gladiator

They are trying to change the story now and say she was an abusive bully.
Right.
Meanwhile he was charged with attempted murder.
"Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC) ring girl, Brittney Palmer, is still married, even though her husband, Aaron Zalewski, choked her "within an inch of her life" several months ago, according to police records obtained by TMZ.com."

"LAPD says things got physical when they wrestled for her phone -- Zalewski noticed she was recording the argument, and during the struggle he threw Palmer, and she hit her head on a bedpost. Brittney told cops Zalewski yelled, "Pack your f**king bags and go!" -- but wouldn't let her leave. She says he threw her down again -- pinning her face down on a mattress, with his knee in her back. She says she struggled to breathe for 2 minutes while he held her down."

Next time it happened she beat the livin **** out of him.
lol

Yes sadly it looks like all those Hindu Gods and Goddeses are down for the count.
Buddha came and sat right on them like a sumo wrestler.

Just callin em as I see em.

"Don't **** with us!"
https://youtu.be/-uigLE6EI1g

https://vancouverisland.ctvnews.ca/s...says-1.5190022

There's always a bigger gun fighter.

Well this is really getting serious now.

I better go make an English muffin and have some coffee.

now with the dancing...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZrB...ve31d0&index=1

Yeah I know what you are saying, that professor in France put up a good fight for about 3 seconds.

Don't shoot the messenger, I might not be dismayed by that and you might discover I am a mixed martial arts ninja higlander with a sword, and police baton.
You know the kind. Teslascopic.
You can shut down a grizzly with one of those things.

I love these guys that get tasered and it doesn't stop em.
You never know what you might come up against.

I remember a time
cue dream sequence....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdnA-ESWcPs

Oh c'mon, would I Philadelphia Experiment your ass to completion just because you are an asshole?
You know me better than that.
Hutchison will do it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xeUgDJc6AWE

Then we will recycle you. Canadians are big on recycling.

Then turn you into free energy devices.
Batteries and stuff.
What? You were going to do it to us. We saw the intel.

They never learn.

Well that was an interesting little ride through Hinduism. More to see there I am sure.
Praveen puts on a great show.

Inca tours is not bad either.

But for the real good stories India really is out there.
Like a Bollywood movie on crack.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dajfpdtPGvs

What of the war of the worlds now?

People who live in metal and fiber optic houses shouldn't throw stones.

Going around saying how invincible they are get shot down by a radar gun and they had it on stun.

If they would have just turned up the music, you would have fried like chicken on the grill.

Its all over the Internet.,

So many movies in the 50's they were saying hello, Hercules, anyone home??? Hey, you Mr. Invincible, do you see what we have pointed at you? Heloooo Ohhhhh you thought we were just going to use machine guns.

"Flying Disc Man from Mars
The Flying Saucer is a 1950 independently made American black-and-white science fiction spy film drama, written by Howard Irving Young, from an original story by Mikel Conrad who also produced, directed, and stars with Pat Garrison and Hantz von Teuffen.

Martian invader, Mota (Gregory Gaye), attempts to conquer the Earth as Mars is worried about its use of new atomic technology.[3] The Martians consider that it would be much safer, and beneficial for both Earth and Mars, if the Martians were in charge. Mota, having been shot down by an experimental ray gun, blackmails American scientist, and former Nazi, Dr. Bryant (James Craven) into assisting him and hires some criminals to be his henchmen."

Geez looks like you bin ****in with a Time Lord Lenny.

I love soft rock. Doesn't every one love soft rock?

"The Invisible Monster"
"The Invisible Monster is a 1950 Republic film serial, starring Richard Webb and Aline Towne."

Just keep your head down shuddap and drive the car see.
and don't try any monkey business or I'll let you have it.
I'll drop a sumo wrestler on your meteorite.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRfuAukYTKg

Well he doesn't look exactly like Michael. His lips weren't even swollen.
He hurt his face shaving I think.
Bumped his face repeatedly into the mirror at the gym in the locker room.
It happens.

I tried to warn him about that but I am not my brothers keeper he said so himself.

This is me here.
Me and Michael.
http://www.cneheritage.com/gallery-d...category_id=52

Oh the shark has
pretty teeth dear
and he keeps them,
pearly white ho ho ho
just a jack knife
has mac heath dear,
6 inches, when he folds it in half.
Ho
On the sidewalk ho ho Sunday morning uh huh.

What a great song then they line up on the right to get snogged.
Bobby Darin made a great game. You know that was really nice of him to do that for me.
Maybe you guys are just misunderstood.
Kind of lost in time.
Always bringing a knife to a gun fight.

Well games like Edge of Tomorrow now there is a great game.

Who knows what the future will bring.

If you haven't seen that movie it stars Tom Cruise in a Groundhog Day war experience.
Fighting against the machine.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJAaT13EMvA


"Radar Men from the Moon

Radar Men from the Moon is a 1952 black-and-white Republic Pictures' 12-chapter movie serial, the first Commando Cody serial starring newcomer George Wallace as Cody, Aline Towne as his sidekick Joan Gilbert, and serial veteran Roy Barcroft as the evil Retik, the Ruler of the Moon.[2]

Commando Cody (George Wallace) is a civilian researcher and inventor with a number of employees. He uses a streamlined helmet and a sonic-powered rocket backpack attached to a leather flying jacket. Cody also uses a rocket ship capable of reaching the Moon. When the U. S. finds itself under attack from a mysterious force that can wipe out entire military bases and industrial complexes, Cody surmises (correctly) that the Earth is coming under attack from our own Moon. He then flies his rocket ship there and confronts the Moon's dictator, Retik (Roy Barcroft), who boldly announces his plans to both conquer Earth and then move the Moon's entire population here using spaceships.[4]"

Not on my watch.

What?

"Earth vs. the Flying Saucers
Earth vs. the Flying Saucers (a.k.a. Invasion of the Flying Saucers and Flying Saucers from Outer Space)[3] is a 1956 American horror science fiction film from Columbia Pictures, produced by Charles H. Schneer, directed by Fred F. Sears, that stars Hugh Marlowe and Joan Taylor.

Dr. Marvin's later observations discover that the aliens' protective suits are made of solidified electricity, and grant them advanced auditory perception. From other observations, Marvin develops a counter-weapon against their flying saucers, which he later successfully tests against a single saucer. As they escape, the aliens jettison Gen. Hanley and the patrol officer, both falling to their deaths. Groups of alien saucers then attack Washington, Paris, London, and Moscow, but are destroyed by Dr. Marvin's sonic weapon. The defenders also discover that the aliens can be easily killed by simple small arms gunfire once they are outside the force fields of their saucers."

What sort of weapon? Lets watch.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_ykY1CIhwc

Lots and lots of radar weapons and you were like that won't hurt me.

Well you know some times you just **** with the wrong cowboys what I can say.

It's the story of your life.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzPKEG5mCzQ