A Wealthy American Predicted A Big 2012 Event Would Happen

On Jan 20, 3:06*pm, nightbat wrote:
On Jan 19, 8:42*pm, Double-A wrote:





On Jan 16, 11:08*pm, nightbat wrote:

nightbat

* * * * * *Day and night the Cable news runs the ads about a Wealthy
American predicting a world shaking event would happen bigger then
anything anyone else could have predicted. Well it has come true the
Twinkies Company has declared bankruptcy, oh the humanity! This can't
be happening! Who knew, who could have even seen this coming?
Apparently it's true the Hostess Company has filed for Chapter 11
protection despite their World Wide billion dollar plus sales of those
sugar loaded snack foods, Heaven protect us! Well this is 2012 and
anything is possible. How are we suppose to reach the stars without
energy packed snack foods, sheesh!!!!!!!!!!!

* * * * * *Twinkies, Ring Dings Yum!,
* * * * * *the nightbat

Hi Captain,

Remember Kodak?

Also nearing a bankruptcy filing.

First the Japanese took over the cameras, leaving Kodak making the
film. *Now cameras don't need film anymore.

Exit Kodak!

Double-A

nightbat

* * * * * * Hello Commander Double A our Queen Darla is back so soon
First Official Contact may be at hand. The Universe credit cards will
be issued as soon as Outer Space Command permits the Sean Star Ships
to land. Darla has advised they are just laying back and resting and
preparing to body shift into human appearance so it isn't such a shock
for earth humans. She reports my Star Ship nightbat performed well
through all the gravity fields and cosmic wind turbulance. She has
advised my lovely Sil should be contacting me soon to bring me up to
date and for some long awaited private moments, you know. How is your
Uniform and Star Cap if you need a new one let me know because of your
street ordeal.

I am planning on going on sick leave for awhile until April so I am
electing per chain of Command duty assigning you and Officer Painius
as acting Star Headquarters Helm Commanders and 1st assistant. I know
Officer Painius and yourself will make me proud until I make it back.
Please help our Majesty Darla and Sean Crew with anything they may
need. All Profound Earth Science Team Officers will be under your rank
direction and will look to you both for help with Sean possible
landings this year.

Good to see you kept the faith and soldiered through. General Bohne
has been relieved and is now in our friends Sean hands. Soon 2012 and
1st Official Contact may be the greatest event in human history.

* * * * * * The Helm will soon be yours,
* * * * * * Captain nightbat


Thank you for the field promotion, Captain. I will do my duty, man my
post, keep my medals polished, and make sure the coffee boys keep my
boots shined. It has always been a pleasure to serve under your
cammand, Captain. Hope your health problems get better, and your are
soon back to assume full command. General Bohne's jock strap will be
a challenge to fill. Hope those credit cards are issued soon, since I
have $140,000 in bills already run up!

Aye Aye, Sir!

Double-A
Star Headquarters Helm Commander

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On Jan 21, 8:56 am, Painius wrote:
On Fri, 20 Jan 2012 05:59:51 -0500, HVAC wrote:
On 1/19/2012 8:00 PM, nightbat wrote:

Yes. In my position as Supreme Commanding Overlord, I am now
empowered to bestow Knight status as I deem fit. That also
means that I can remove the Knight status that may have been
dispensed in the past. Note that I am a benevolent Overlord.

That explains alot HVAC you have been Seaned, genetic
material has more then likely passed from a Sean to you via your used
torn condom penus and metabolism cell reorganization has begun. You
will slowly start enhensing and growing female sexual organs, higher
pitch voice, breasts, fuller lips, female hips. With time you will
feel more and more Sean then human for you jumped due to your lust
into advanced genetic genocis.

Now I can finally do what people have been advising
me to do for most of my life... Go **** myself.

You guys crack me up!

I spewed coffeeboi's coffee all over my screen with you guys!

--
Indelibly yours,
Paine @http://astronomy.painellsworth.net/
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nightbat

Isn't is exciting Commander Painius that our Queen Darla
is back oh happy days. 2012 may prove to be the biggest year event of
all time with the Sean guests return arrival. Darla sounds great and I
can't wait to hear from the rest of the crew. HVAC is faking and
tampering with our net posts to make it seem he is some Overlord
Overlady caused by his putting the make on Darla. The Seans are more
advanced to fall for that they know of the Government screws listening
in to our secret comm posts.

Now that our Seans friends are back saul is having a fit, it's all so
beyond his low IQ handling hability. Now that you and Commander Double
A will be manning the Helm the future of the Planet is in your hands.
I know you will do me proud while I'm away. Remember the Seans are
royalty and Galactic helpers as we attempt to head for the stars. You
as newly appointed Earth Ambassadors will need to prepare the humans
for this historic occasion of vast ramifications. Never have so few
helped so many.

good luck Commander Painius,
Captain nightbat

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I think that Saul should be the first person our newly Sean-sexualized HVAC
bangs. Hey, I mean those two already like each other - what better way for
HVAC to test out his newly acquired T&A and developing uterus on? Saul
cruises the sleazy strip joints populated by dried out old whores that have
no where else to ply their trade except on cantankerous old curmudgeons like
Saul who drag their sloshing porta-potties everywhere leaving a trail of
brown ooze, much as a slug leaves slime to show their passing ways. HVAC can
get some practice shaking his woman stuff at Cactus, and get a warm sense of
completion when he begins to see a rise in old Cactus' spirits... Then, once
the infection spreads from woman-HVACs' Seanly loins to Cactus Sauls' dried
out old carcass, they can spend eternity in each others tender embraces.

Or, as the music group, 'Men at Work' said in one of their popular songs,
these two women can 'glow and make thunder' as well as any Aussie female can
from the land down under...

G

YOU ****ED YOURSELF IN THE HEAD, greyfart!

VERY ****ING KOOKY AND STUPID!

GOOD JOB!

Saul Levy


On Thu, 26 Jan 2012 21:42:55 -0800, "greysky"
wrote:

I think that Saul should be the first person our newly Sean-sexualized HVAC
bangs. Hey, I mean those two already like each other - what better way for
HVAC to test out his newly acquired T&A and developing uterus on? Saul
cruises the sleazy strip joints populated by dried out old whores that have
no where else to ply their trade except on cantankerous old curmudgeons like
Saul who drag their sloshing porta-potties everywhere leaving a trail of
brown ooze, much as a slug leaves slime to show their passing ways. HVAC can
get some practice shaking his woman stuff at Cactus, and get a warm sense of
completion when he begins to see a rise in old Cactus' spirits... Then, once
the infection spreads from woman-HVACs' Seanly loins to Cactus Sauls' dried
out old carcass, they can spend eternity in each others tender embraces.

Or, as the music group, 'Men at Work' said in one of their popular songs,
these two women can 'glow and make thunder' as well as any Aussie female can
from the land down under...

G