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On Jan 27, 1:41*pm, Double-A wrote:
On Jan 27, 11:50*am, "Sember" wrote:



"Double-A" wrote in message

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On Jan 26, 3:49 pm, "David Staup" wrote:
"Double-A" wrote in message

What flights of fantasy! *Let's shed a little cold reality on this..
The worker ant works hard in the withering heat of summer and has
little time for fun. *The grasshopper jumps about in a care free
manner and enjoys nature's summer smorgasbord! *Each lives out its
allotted two to three month expected life span and dies. *Neither has
to face the deprivations of the winter months. *But the grasshopper
enjoyed his life a lot more! *Which one was the fool?

Double-A

are you really that dense?

Metaphors are a way to describe something. Authors use them to make their
writing more interesting or entertaining.

Yeah, it's a way authors take unrealistic situations and use them to
brainwash people into their point of view!

Double-A

Double-A is correct!
A Bertism: *"Spin is in!"

Metaphors are used to put whatever "spin" on a story the author is pleased
to present!

How well one likes your story depends upon whatever "spin" they are in!

Your story is memorable for those who, next chance they get, watch a large
group of ants munching on a grasshopper!

--
**** S e m b e r
Freedom is for EVERYONE!
Promote liberty for ALL!

The ants will not be munching on a grasshopper unless those mean
people have torn the legs off the grasshopper to take away his natural
means of escape.

Double-A

For their tiny size and individually minimal mass, those ants can hold
their own against any giant grasshopper.

~ BG

On Jan 27, 1:45*pm, Double-A wrote:
On Jan 26, 7:46*pm, wrote:

I once heard that there are more pounds of ants than humans.
True or not, 200 pounds of humans consume much more than 200 pounds of ants.

Are you sure? *Some small creatures can consume several times their
weight each day.

Double-A

There's no doubt, as in none whatsoever.

~ BG

David Staup wrote:

this will make them cry

Two Different Versions.................
Two Different Morals


OLD VERSION


The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house
and laying up supplies for the winter.

The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the
summer away..
Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed.
The grasshopper has no food or shelter, so he dies out in the cold.


MORAL OF THE STORY: Be responsible for yourself!



MODERN VERSION


The ant works hard in the withering heat and the rain all summer long,
building his house and laying up supplies for the winter.

The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the
summer away.
Come winter, the shivering grasshopper calls a press conference and demands
to know why the ant should be allowed to be warm and well fed while he is
cold and starving.

CBS, NBC , PBS, CNN, and ABC show up to provide pictures of the shivering
grasshopper next to a video of the ant in his comfortable home with a table
filled with food.

America is stunned by the sharp contrast.
How can this be, that in a country of such wealth, this poor grasshopper is
allowed to suffer so?

Kermit the Frog appears on Oprah with the grasshopper and everybody cries
when they sing, 'It's Not Easy Being Green.'

ACORN stages a demonstration in front of the ant's house where the news
stations film the group singing, We shall overcome. Then Rev. Jeremiah
Wright has the group kneel down to pray to God for the grasshopper's sake.

President Obama condemns the ant and blames President Bush, President
Reagan, Christopher Columbus, and the Pope for the grasshopper's plight.

Nancy Pelosi & Harry Reid exclaim in an interview with Larry King that the
ant has gotten rich off the back of the grasshopper, and both call for an
immediate tax hike on the ant to make him pay his fair share.

Finally, the EEOC drafts the Economic Equity & Anti-Grasshopper Act
retroactive to the beginning of the summer.

The ant is fined for failing to hire a proportionate number of green bugs
and, having nothing left to pay his retroactive taxes, his home is
confiscated by the Government Green Czar and given to the grasshopper.

The story ends as we see the grasshopper and his free-loading friends
finishing up the last bits of the ants food while the government house he is
in, which, as you recall, just happens to be the ant's old house, crumbles
around them because the grasshopper doesn't maintain it.

The ant has disappeared in the snow, never to be seen again.
The grasshopper is found dead in a drug related incident, and the house, now
abandoned, is taken over by a gang of spiders who terrorize the ramshackle,
once prosperous and once peaceful, neighborhood.

The entire Nation collapses bringing the rest of the free world with it.


MORAL OF THE STORY: Be careful how you vote in 2010.



I've sent this to you because I believe that you are an ant not a
grasshopper! Make sure that you pass this on to other ants. Don't bother
sending it on to any grasshoppers because they wouldn't understand it
anyway.

it's rather sad that conservatives think that bible stories and parables are a good way to debate
facts.

"Artimus Q Dufflebag" wrote in message
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it's rather sad that conservatives think that bible stories and parables
are a good way to debate
facts.


Actually, Duff, that's a liberalist ploy!
Conservatives think that the best way to deal with facts is to conceal them!
And for good reason!

We, for example, would not dream of engaging official contact when nearly
40% would jump off buildings rather than deal with the effects of the
certainty of us!
Yes, the current estimate is that the global human population would drop to
about 4,150,000,000 within three weeks if official contact were to be
engaged today!
So this potential suicide rate must improve considerably before we can
seriously entertain thoughts of officially unconcealing our presence!

--
**** S e m b e r
Freedom is for EVERYONE!
Promote liberty for ALL!


We consume sunlight, air, rain, uranium, metals, coal, oil and trees;
so it's hard to compare us to other life forms.

“Oceanic Auto·Trophs*� are only .2 percent of all biomass;
yet, per year, they produce nearly half of the world's biomass.
[ *: e.g. diatoms, who live off inorganics and sunlight ]

Some global producers of biomass in order of productivity rates a
[ in “kilo·grams of biomass� per square·meter per year ]
2.5 swamps and marshes
2 tropical rain forests
2 algal beds and reefs
1.8 river estuaries
1.2 temperate forests
.6 cultivated lands
.2 deserts and tundras


Yubiwan is Panius, I imagine.
The others are posting from the same household.


Are you Yubiwan's “Shirley Temple�, Sember ?

Your IP addess is 70.126.222.5, same as Paine_Ellsworth's.
WikiPedia's “User talk:70.126.222.5� redirects to:
“ User talk:173.169.210.96
Just so there isn't any confusion, this is an IP address that
I sometimes (rarely) use to edit when I am
too lazy to log in with my User ID.

A quick check of the contributions will show that
I never use this IP for anything but lazy editing. g
— Paine (Ellsworth's Climax) 20:46, 22 January 2010 (UTC) �
http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?....5&redirect=no
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User_talk:173.169.210.96

Some of Ronald Lehlbach's aliases:
Yubiwan, Star·Swirler, Panius, Paine Ellsworth, Mr. POISON FALLS.

Yubiwan lives in the Tampa Bay, Florida area; one of his web·sites:

http://home.att.net/~Ron.Lehl-Bach/P...H/millions.htm

Ronald Lehlbach (813) 930-0341 Tampa, FL 33602
2506 West Hamilton Avenue Tampa, FL 33614

By the way, “ Breed like Rabbits, Die like Rabbits. �;
you can't fight hunger, child·prostitution, war, HIV, homelessness, etc.
unless you ·CONTROL· birth·rates ( via, admittedly, draconian laws ).

Sad, but true; if we want a civilized society,
taxes and regulations are the price we must pay.

Heavy·Handed child·support laws have blessed the U.S. AND me.

Paine Ellsworth's contributions to WikiPedia:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Paine_Ellsworth

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special...aine_Ellsworth
http://toolserver.org/~soxred93/coun...ki=wikipe dia

On Jan 27, 11:01*pm, "Sember" wrote:
"Artimus Q Dufflebag" wrote in ...



it's rather sad that conservatives think that bible stories and parables
are a good way to debate
facts.

Actually, Duff, that's a liberalist ploy!
Conservatives think that the best way to deal with facts is to conceal them!
And for good reason!

We, for example, would not dream of engaging official contact when nearly
40% would jump off buildings rather than deal with the effects of the
certainty of us!
Yes, the current estimate is that the global human population would drop to
about 4,150,000,000 within three weeks if official contact were to be
engaged today!
So this potential suicide rate must improve considerably before we can
seriously entertain thoughts of officially unconcealing our presence!

--
**** S e m b e r
Freedom is for EVERYONE!
Promote liberty for ALL!

You have bogus data that only a Rothschild or one of their loyal ZNR
minions could love. Are all sean noses as mainstream status quo brown
as they seem?

~ BG

On Jan 28, 4:57*am, wrote:
Yubiwan is Panius, I imagine.
The others are posting from the same household.


Wow! All in the same house? Sounds more like Mexican aliens than
sean aliens!

Double-A

On Jan 28, 2:33*pm, Double-A wrote:
On Jan 28, 4:57*am, wrote:

Yubiwan is Panius, I imagine.
The others are posting from the same household.

Wow! *All in the same house? *Sounds more like Mexican aliens than
sean aliens!

Double-A

Perhaps more like illegal squatters in Canada, as well as ZNR Skull
and Bones members in good standing.

~ BG