Where Is Major Bert?

Art Deco wrote:
Double-A wrote:

G=EMC^2 Glazier wrote:
nightbat Don't believe in "Hell" I do believe in heaven on Earth,for
it has Bud. Daytona beach has parking right on the sand. I took a nap
and the sound of the waves reminded me when I slept on Revere Beach. It
was a piece of heaven. plus that rising Sun Bert


If you want to go to beer heaven, you should come to Portland. It is
now dubbed "Beerhalla"! It has the most breweries of any US city now!
While the one major traditional brewery, Blitz-Weinhardt, was bought
out and turned into a mere warehouse and shipping depot some years ago,
scads of microbreweries have sprung up here, collectively gaining
significant space on store shelves. They now have beer festivals here
and everything. Maybe they will turn into another Octoberfest-like
tradition! I know you drink only bud Lite, Bert, and I used to drink
it myself, but let's fact it, Bud Lite is a bland uninteresting beer in
the tradition of such beers developed by the mega brewers for mass
appeal to the largest number of unsophisticated American beer drinkers.
There are much more flavorful and interesting beers available today.
Also the low alcohol content of major brands like Bud comes out of post
prohibition laws.

What does the low alcohol content of major brands like Bud have to do
with astronomy, AA?


Less blurred telescopic viewing, I suppose.

Double-A

Double-A Beer is a matter of taste. It does have a low alcahole level.
I did try that "Steel beer" its got a jolt,but did not like its taste.
In California men drink more Bud than water. Fact is they only drink
beer when thirsty.. I can't get drunk on beer,and it takes away some
pain,and washes my MSP chips down. Bud does not help my creative
thinking and that is why I stop posting after 7pm I have the same brain
I had in 1945 that I now have at 8 30 am 1/18/07 Bert

Double-A a écrit :
Art Deco wrote:
Double-A wrote:

G=EMC^2 Glazier wrote:
nightbat Don't believe in "Hell" I do believe in heaven on Earth,for
it has Bud. Daytona beach has parking right on the sand. I took a nap
and the sound of the waves reminded me when I slept on Revere Beach. It
was a piece of heaven. plus that rising Sun Bert


If you want to go to beer heaven, you should come to Portland. It is
now dubbed "Beerhalla"! It has the most breweries of any US city now!
While the one major traditional brewery, Blitz-Weinhardt, was bought
out and turned into a mere warehouse and shipping depot some years ago,
scads of microbreweries have sprung up here, collectively gaining
significant space on store shelves. They now have beer festivals here
and everything. Maybe they will turn into another Octoberfest-like
tradition! I know you drink only bud Lite, Bert, and I used to drink
it myself, but let's fact it, Bud Lite is a bland uninteresting beer in
the tradition of such beers developed by the mega brewers for mass
appeal to the largest number of unsophisticated American beer drinkers.
There are much more flavorful and interesting beers available today.
Also the low alcohol content of major brands like Bud comes out of post
prohibition laws.

What does the low alcohol content of major brands like Bud have to do
with astronomy, AA?


Less blurred telescopic viewing, I suppose.

Double-A

The Prophesies that deal with the Cometh of the Second Beer.

"He will be mounted on a white horse"
"He will come as a thief in the night"
"He will return as He departed"

There is also a whole array of "the Beer is nigh" silliness that isn't
Belgian in nature.....The Star Beer that ends it all, the alien Beer
invasion that ends it all, etc, Some think this isn't plausible, even
if we know it will happen, We think we can do anything about it. So the
best thing is to drink on as if it's not going to happen. That way you
don't feel like an idiot when it fails to materialize. So you decide
not to pay your Pirate Tribute because you thought Beer wasn't going to
End! and that everything would remain in peacfull around you... but
when you wake up, you see yourself walking the plank ... this because
you didn't believe the word... End Times... the Bar is closed....

and you see...
when we the saint Warriors of Sally show our Colors...
that means your end is CometH NEAR.


Rovers Flag... War Standard...
http://www.fotw.net/misc/tr~barb.jpg


The Baby Lion of the Atlas, Warhol Von SallyVeas.. Arrrrrrw... Har Har
Har.
http://www.fotw.us/flags/ma_es.html#kha

Warhol wrote:

Double-A a écrit :
Art Deco wrote:
Double-A wrote:

G=EMC^2 Glazier wrote:
nightbat Don't believe in "Hell" I do believe in heaven on Earth,for
it has Bud. Daytona beach has parking right on the sand. I took a nap
and the sound of the waves reminded me when I slept on Revere Beach. It
was a piece of heaven. plus that rising Sun Bert


If you want to go to beer heaven, you should come to Portland. It is
now dubbed "Beerhalla"! It has the most breweries of any US city now!
While the one major traditional brewery, Blitz-Weinhardt, was bought
out and turned into a mere warehouse and shipping depot some years ago,
scads of microbreweries have sprung up here, collectively gaining
significant space on store shelves. They now have beer festivals here
and everything. Maybe they will turn into another Octoberfest-like
tradition! I know you drink only bud Lite, Bert, and I used to drink
it myself, but let's fact it, Bud Lite is a bland uninteresting beer in
the tradition of such beers developed by the mega brewers for mass
appeal to the largest number of unsophisticated American beer drinkers.
There are much more flavorful and interesting beers available today.
Also the low alcohol content of major brands like Bud comes out of post
prohibition laws.

What does the low alcohol content of major brands like Bud have to do
with astronomy, AA?


Less blurred telescopic viewing, I suppose.

Double-A

The Prophesies that deal with the Cometh of the Second Beer.

"He will be mounted on a white horse"
"He will come as a thief in the night"
"He will return as He departed"

There is also a whole array of "the Beer is nigh" silliness that isn't
Belgian in nature.....The Star Beer that ends it all, the alien Beer
invasion that ends it all, etc, Some think this isn't plausible, even
if we know it will happen, We think we can do anything about it. So the
best thing is to drink on as if it's not going to happen. That way you
don't feel like an idiot when it fails to materialize. So you decide
not to pay your Pirate Tribute because you thought Beer wasn't going to
End! and that everything would remain in peacfull around you... but
when you wake up, you see yourself walking the plank ... this because
you didn't believe the word... End Times... the Bar is closed....

and you see...
when we the saint Warriors of Sally show our Colors...
that means your end is CometH NEAR.

And always will be.

Art Deco wrote:
Warhol wrote:

Double-A a écrit :
Art Deco wrote:
Double-A wrote:

G=EMC^2 Glazier wrote:
nightbat Don't believe in "Hell" I do believe in heaven on Earth,for
it has Bud. Daytona beach has parking right on the sand. I took a nap
and the sound of the waves reminded me when I slept on Revere Beach. It
was a piece of heaven. plus that rising Sun Bert


If you want to go to beer heaven, you should come to Portland. It is
now dubbed "Beerhalla"! It has the most breweries of any US city now!
While the one major traditional brewery, Blitz-Weinhardt, was bought
out and turned into a mere warehouse and shipping depot some years ago,
scads of microbreweries have sprung up here, collectively gaining
significant space on store shelves. They now have beer festivals here
and everything. Maybe they will turn into another Octoberfest-like
tradition! I know you drink only bud Lite, Bert, and I used to drink
it myself, but let's fact it, Bud Lite is a bland uninteresting beer in
the tradition of such beers developed by the mega brewers for mass
appeal to the largest number of unsophisticated American beer drinkers.
There are much more flavorful and interesting beers available today.
Also the low alcohol content of major brands like Bud comes out of post
prohibition laws.

What does the low alcohol content of major brands like Bud have to do
with astronomy, AA?


Less blurred telescopic viewing, I suppose.

Double-A

The Prophesies that deal with the Cometh of the Second Beer.

"He will be mounted on a white horse"
"He will come as a thief in the night"
"He will return as He departed"

There is also a whole array of "the Beer is nigh" silliness that isn't
Belgian in nature.....The Star Beer that ends it all, the alien Beer
invasion that ends it all, etc, Some think this isn't plausible, even
if we know it will happen, We think we can do anything about it. So the
best thing is to drink on as if it's not going to happen. That way you
don't feel like an idiot when it fails to materialize. So you decide
not to pay your Pirate Tribute because you thought Beer wasn't going to
End! and that everything would remain in peacfull around you... but
when you wake up, you see yourself walking the plank ... this because
you didn't believe the word... End Times... the Bar is closed....

and you see...
when we the saint Warriors of Sally show our Colors...
that means your end is CometH NEAR.

And always will be.

The Bad News... I can Punish...

As for those that will survive the Passover Feast, because they paid
their Tribute, will get the best, which I transform from water to the
finnest Wine... Hi hi hi... For those that will walk the plank, will
get only bad wine... as last drink... the same rotten wine they tried
to sell me...

The great News ... I can Forgive.....

"For Gran'da'dy so loved the world that He gave His only Son, that
whoever believes in Him should not perish, but have eternal life."

Ps ... I the FUTURE KINGDOM... ALL DRINKS ARE FOR FREE... I PROMISSE...


Joel 2:1, 31 Sound an alarm in my holy mountain: let all the
ihhabitants of the land tremble; for the Day of the Lord cometh, for it
is nigh at hand; a day of darkness and of gloominess, a day of clouds
and thick darkness. (Yesterday was such a day)

and you see...
when we the saint Warriors of Sally show our Colors...
that means your end is CometH NEAR.


Rovers Flag... War Standard...
http://www.fotw.net/misc/tr~barb.jpg


The Baby Lion of the Atlas, Warhol Von SallyVeas.. Arrrrrrw... Har Har
Har.
http://www.fotw.us/flags/ma_es.html#kha

Warhol Your cometh of the second beer(I like that) and will drink to
that at 11am tomorrow. at this time 12.30 pm cometh my 4th beer
and I'll just say cheers to all and have a nice day. Bert

G=EMC^2 Glazier wrote:
Warhol Your cometh of the second beer(I like that) and will drink to
that at 11am tomorrow. at this time 12.30 pm cometh my 4th beer
and I'll just say cheers to all and have a nice day. Bert


What ever happened to not drinking before noon?

I think you should only drink coffee during the day, and then after 7
PM, chug the whole half case at once! It's more fun that way!

Double-A

"Double-A" wrote in message
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G=EMC^2 Glazier wrote:
Warhol Your cometh of the second beer(I like that) and will drink to
that at 11am tomorrow. at this time 12.30 pm cometh my 4th beer
and I'll just say cheers to all and have a nice day. Bert


What ever happened to not drinking before noon?

I think you should only drink coffee during the day, and then after 7
PM, chug the whole half case at once! It's more fun that way!

Folks over 50 ain't supposed to do crap like that!

HJ

honestjohn wrote:
"Double-A" wrote in message
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G=EMC^2 Glazier wrote:
Warhol Your cometh of the second beer(I like that) and will drink to
that at 11am tomorrow. at this time 12.30 pm cometh my 4th beer
and I'll just say cheers to all and have a nice day. Bert


What ever happened to not drinking before noon?

I think you should only drink coffee during the day, and then after 7
PM, chug the whole half case at once! It's more fun that way!

Folks over 50 ain't supposed to do crap like that!

HJ


Why not? By then there's nothin' much left to live for.

Double-A

"Double-A" wrote in message
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honestjohn wrote:
"Double-A" wrote in message
ups.com...

G=EMC^2 Glazier wrote:
Warhol Your cometh of the second beer(I like that) and will drink
to
that at 11am tomorrow. at this time 12.30 pm cometh my 4th
beer
and I'll just say cheers to all and have a nice day. Bert


What ever happened to not drinking before noon?

I think you should only drink coffee during the day, and then after 7
PM, chug the whole half case at once! It's more fun that way!

Folks over 50 ain't supposed to do crap like that!

HJ


Why not? By then there's nothin' much left to live for.

Double-A

Following that logic, then why not just shoot yourself when you reach 50?

HJ