ET in solar system

Dear Chris,
Is there any such science instrument as that of an ET flatulence
spectrometer?

If we can somehow manage to catch an ET fart via some form of
appropriate indicator, such as a spike within a given spectrum, whereas
perhaps then we might be able to at least tell which star system is
worth our keeping upwind from.

ETs may be somewhat older and thus a step or two closer to being godly
but, these folks simply are not immortals, so they must have been from
somewhere and, I'd have to bet my bottom dollar that they eat and
process whatever sustenance similar to us. Even diatoms essentially
break wind within, and perhaps that's why they don't live very long,
but otherwise diatoms having the capability as to multiply like there's
no tomorrow whenever there's a good amount of penetrating near-UV and
secondary/recoil near-blue dosage of photons available 24/7. At the
multiplier of 8 fold per day is impressive and also quite essential if
to have modified our global CO2 count, as having transpired upon
roughly a cycle of every 105,000 some odd years upon Earth.

In fact, as hard as it may seem, there's a perfectly good chance that a
portion of ETs are actually a bit dumber than we humans, thus having
badly consumed their world's energy resources, in accomplishing such
consumption having created a rather noticeable upward shift in CO2,
plus methanes and biologically as well as artificially produced amounts
of freons, with a few nasty sulphurs tossed in for good measure, all of
which having shifted their global albedo towards a similar global
warming fiasco. Possibly even having managed to have radioactively
polluted whatever's left into continually reacting with decaying matter
into producing the likes of Radon(Rn-222) gas. All of this should
become detectable from a good distance, especially if there's some
nearby source of their own solar or of some other nearby secondary star
(Sirius-b for example) as offering near-UV or a bunch of UV-a
illumination as for providing our methods of science a viable source of
remote spectrum analysis that's indicating somewhat exactly like ETs
having their look-see back at us.

Therefore I may have answered my own question of: How do we detect
really dumb and dumber ETs?

BTW; of ETs having a more advance degree of space travel than us isn't
required to follow the technological evolution of the life we've known
about as having been sequestered upon this Earth, especially if ETs
hadn't bothered to waste decades upon spendy decades and subsequently
the equivalent of blowing trillions of their hard earned dollars along
with having to deal with all of the cloak and dagger collateral damage
and carnage of their innocent as having been artificially created by
some phony baloney insane warlord favoring their version of a Skull and
Bones spookology as to such a perpetrated cold-war, as having since
merged into that of yet another all-or-nothing nasty energy-war upon
similar wars to come. As without all of that crapolla stuck in their
pants, chances are they'd be a good century or more ahead of other
fools such as ourselves. It's going to take our species a good half
century just to get back to where we'd been, much less advanced beyond
any point of our even traveling safely to/from our own moon, much less
having established the LSE-CM/ISS is looking as though that's entirely
out of the question even though it actually wasn't entirely my idea to
start with.

Are we summarily screwed by our own kind or what?
~

Don't look: in spite of the orchestrated status quo, it seems there's
been other life upon Venus
http://guthvenus.tripod.com/gv-town.htm
Russian/China LSE-CM/ISS (Lunar Space Elevator) as interactive within
the ME-L1/EM-L2 sweet-spot
http://guthvenus.tripod.com/lunar-space-elevator.htm
Of protomoons, Venus ETs, Earthly ETs & other somewhat testy topics by;
Brad Guth / GASA-IEIS
http://guthvenus.tripod.com/gv-topics.htm

Hello Brad,

Well I expect nearly all ET are really dumb. After nearly clever humans
have only been around for about 100 years the rest of history the Earth has
been devoid of any radio emmissions caused by human activity.

So for about 4.5 billion years the human race has been off the map.

In our case our starship has no biology present we are all machines that can
take on biological forms as we wish. This has been the case throughout our
history, there is a known truth that evolved biology built us but they died
out. We collect new biologies to be and play with as we explore the
wonderful universe we were designed to explore and spread our civilisation.

The human race is invited to join to do so just detect our stas ship now in
stealth mode and signal to it, once communication with our leaders is
established then negosiations for membership can begin.

Our last contactee was killed in a psychiatric hospital recently (by brain
removal) (allegedly) and another who returned after a twenty year cruise of
enlightenment has gone missing. Another landee has also vanished and a lady
recently contacted has just been let out after denying it all.

The vested intersts of the rulers of the Earth are the sticking point in
trying to make contact.

I can do nothing about the predicted atomic attack by EQ on cities. Sorry.
I have no control over our leadership on my starship fleet.

The new fleet arriving here are the "peace warriors" and we are the "War
kings of the Universe" (vikings).

However we are not strong enough to be of any consequence to you.

(You should take this as fiction based on fact. Something is going on, the
human race has become significant in the affairs of the galactic empire)

Chris.

"Brad Guth" wrote in message
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Dear Chris,
Is there any such science instrument as that of an ET flatulence
spectrometer?

If we can somehow manage to catch an ET fart via some form of
appropriate indicator, such as a spike within a given spectrum, whereas
perhaps then we might be able to at least tell which star system is
worth our keeping upwind from.

ETs may be somewhat older and thus a step or two closer to being godly
but, these folks simply are not immortals, so they must have been from
somewhere and, I'd have to bet my bottom dollar that they eat and
process whatever sustenance similar to us. Even diatoms essentially
break wind within, and perhaps that's why they don't live very long,
but otherwise diatoms having the capability as to multiply like there's
no tomorrow whenever there's a good amount of penetrating near-UV and
secondary/recoil near-blue dosage of photons available 24/7. At the
multiplier of 8 fold per day is impressive and also quite essential if
to have modified our global CO2 count, as having transpired upon
roughly a cycle of every 105,000 some odd years upon Earth.

In fact, as hard as it may seem, there's a perfectly good chance that a
portion of ETs are actually a bit dumber than we humans, thus having
badly consumed their world's energy resources, in accomplishing such
consumption having created a rather noticeable upward shift in CO2,
plus methanes and biologically as well as artificially produced amounts
of freons, with a few nasty sulphurs tossed in for good measure, all of
which having shifted their global albedo towards a similar global
warming fiasco. Possibly even having managed to have radioactively
polluted whatever's left into continually reacting with decaying matter
into producing the likes of Radon(Rn-222) gas. All of this should
become detectable from a good distance, especially if there's some
nearby source of their own solar or of some other nearby secondary star
(Sirius-b for example) as offering near-UV or a bunch of UV-a
illumination as for providing our methods of science a viable source of
remote spectrum analysis that's indicating somewhat exactly like ETs
having their look-see back at us.

Therefore I may have answered my own question of: How do we detect
really dumb and dumber ETs?

BTW; of ETs having a more advance degree of space travel than us isn't
required to follow the technological evolution of the life we've known
about as having been sequestered upon this Earth, especially if ETs
hadn't bothered to waste decades upon spendy decades and subsequently
the equivalent of blowing trillions of their hard earned dollars along
with having to deal with all of the cloak and dagger collateral damage
and carnage of their innocent as having been artificially created by
some phony baloney insane warlord favoring their version of a Skull and
Bones spookology as to such a perpetrated cold-war, as having since
merged into that of yet another all-or-nothing nasty energy-war upon
similar wars to come. As without all of that crapolla stuck in their
pants, chances are they'd be a good century or more ahead of other
fools such as ourselves. It's going to take our species a good half
century just to get back to where we'd been, much less advanced beyond
any point of our even traveling safely to/from our own moon, much less
having established the LSE-CM/ISS is looking as though that's entirely
out of the question even though it actually wasn't entirely my idea to
start with.

Are we summarily screwed by our own kind or what?
~

Don't look: in spite of the orchestrated status quo, it seems there's
been other life upon Venus
http://guthvenus.tripod.com/gv-town.htm
Russian/China LSE-CM/ISS (Lunar Space Elevator) as interactive within
the ME-L1/EM-L2 sweet-spot
http://guthvenus.tripod.com/lunar-space-elevator.htm
Of protomoons, Venus ETs, Earthly ETs & other somewhat testy topics by;
Brad Guth / GASA-IEIS
http://guthvenus.tripod.com/gv-topics.htm

Chris no-spam,
Obviously long before we understood and started to utilize radio, much
less narrow beams of microwaves, we knew about and utilized visible
photons over great distances. A pocket mirror to another pocket mirror
holder could manage 100 some odd miles as situated between a pair of
these non-radio and otherwise dumbfounded village idiots and, of that
visual method required all of zilch worth of artificial energy,
although half a brain needed to be connected to at least one eye at
each intended point of message termination. Going radio was actually
going in the wrong technological direction for humanity that otherwise
for the longest time wasn't smart enough to keep from walking off the
edge of Earth.

BTW; I always knew those nasty Vikings meant nothing but trouble in
River City, although for the most part things got somewhat better after
their initial pillaging and plundering phase.

(You should take this as fiction based on fact. Something is going on, the
human race has become significant in the affairs of the galactic empire)
If you mean as a galactic portapotty or, perhaps a good place of
sequestering more of their defective ETs, like GW Bush, as then you'd
be right about that.

Trust me Chris; members of your starship already know all there is to
know about whomever has been naughty and whom has been nice. If all
goes well, they'll see to droping the likes of Sedna onto whever our
resident warlord and his incest cloned staff is located, that way we'll
get rid of most of our problems and gain a really nifty motherload of a
crater in the process, along with several teratonnes worth of somewhat
badly needed ice to boot...
~

Nondisclosu in spite of an orchestrated status quo, it seems there's
been other life upon Venus
http://guthvenus.tripod.com/gv-town.htm
Russian/China LSE-CM/ISS (Lunar Space Elevator) as interactive at the
ME-L1/EM-L2 sweet-spot
http://guthvenus.tripod.com/lunar-space-elevator.htm
Of Sirius, proto-moons, Venus & Earthly ETs & somewhat testy topics by;
Brad Guth / GASA-IEIS
http://guthvenus.tripod.com/gv-topics.htm