Herbert "Hurricane" Gazier Blows In.

Bert,

Glad to see you survived Hurricane Charley.

Sounds like your house is barely habitable. Good thing you had your
insurance paid up.

It's no surprise that it took a few days for you to get Web TV back on
line. Priorities being what they are, I'm sure you wanted to get that
beer cooler back on line before anything else!

All kidding aside, I am sorry to hear that the storm hit you so hard.
I hope you get the help you need to get everything cleaned up and
squared away.

Best regards,

Double-A

Double A Thank you. Can't talk to State Farm their phone is still out.
Might have to move to a motel. Here is a kicker while sawing up that
tree over my wife's car I was bitten by a bug.(twice) my hand,and it
swelled up,and went "again" to the hospital emergency room They told me
it was a spider,and yesterday they had to amputate a man's foot because
he was bitten by such a spider,and he was a diabetic such as I.They gav4



e me these "cephalexin 500MG to be taken every 6 hours." I hope it works
but the swelling is getting very bad.(go figure) I use my index figure
on my right hand to type. Well I had my right hand for a very long
time,and it does come in handy Very good for typing and clapping Still
I'm getting a little depressed. Bert..

In ,
G=EMC^2 Glazier typed:
Double A Thank you. Can't talk to State Farm their phone is still
out. Might have to move to a motel. Here is a kicker while sawing up
that tree over my wife's car I was bitten by a bug.(twice) my
hand,and it swelled up,and went "again" to the hospital emergency
room They told me it was a spider,and yesterday they had to amputate
a man's foot because he was bitten by such a spider,and he was a
diabetic such as I.They gav4



e me these "cephalexin 500MG to be taken every 6 hours." I hope it
works but the swelling is getting very bad.(go figure) I use my
index figure on my right hand to type. Well I had my right hand for
a very long time,and it does come in handy Very good for typing and
clapping Still I'm getting a little depressed. Bert..

Bert,

Were all gunning for ya, all over the world. Don't let a stupid thing like a
hurricane get you down. You are bigger than any hurricane.

Your fan.

Jo

Thanks Jo I needed that. Jo you can be the head of my fan club. I know
Moby my pet octopus has a fan club. you made my day so I'm emailing you
a picture of Moby. Bert

(G=EMC^2 Glazier) wrote in message ...

Double A Thank you. Can't talk to State Farm their phone is still out.
Might have to move to a motel.


Perhaps State Farm will pay for that too.


Here is a kicker while sawing up that
tree over my wife's car I was bitten by a bug.(twice) my hand,and it
swelled up,and went "again" to the hospital emergency room They told me
it was a spider,and yesterday they had to amputate a man's foot because
he was bitten by such a spider,and he was a diabetic such as I. They gave
me these "cephalexin 500MG to be taken every 6 hours." I hope it works
but the swelling is getting very bad.(go figure) I use my index figure
on my right hand to type. Well I had my right hand for a very long
time,and it does come in handy Very good for typing and clapping Still
I'm getting a little depressed. Bert..


Well Bert, if it weren't for bad luck, it seems you'd have no luck at
all. I hate spiders. I just killed three of them yesterday. They
seem to want to live with me, but I don't want to live with them.
They say that spiders were already here when our ancestors crawled out
of the sea. Maybe they still think today that we are the ones who
intruded into their territory. Don't let those knife happy doctors
trim any limb before its time.

Good luck on your recovery and your repairs. I suppose that thousands
of unemployed workmen and craftsmen are heading to Florida right now
to help with the clean up and repairs. Try to find some honest ones.
Perhaps State Farm has a recommended list. There might be government
disaster money available too.

Double-A

P.S. Sorry for misspelling your name on the title. My eyes aren't as
sharp to spot spelling errors as they used to be.

Hi Double-A No problem with "Gazier" I once invented a new particle to
go with one of my worse theories,and called it a Gazion. Went to my
State Farm office,and they will pay for a motel. They won't pay for my
big trees that are resting on the ground. They will pay for trees
resting on structures. I had a crew come down and completely cover my
roof with a tarpaulin. Been in construction all my life,but can't do any
work myself anymore.Maybe it was for the best that the spider put a stop
to my sawing up that tree. I was using a big bow saw,and it was very
hard work in the hot sun. Swelling did not get better,nor did it get
worse.If the infection moves up my arm,that is very bad. Bert

nightbat wrote

G=EMC^2 Glazier wrote:

Hi Double-A No problem with "Gazier" I once invented a new particle to
go with one of my worse theories,and called it a Gazion. Went to my
State Farm office,and they will pay for a motel. They won't pay for my
big trees that are resting on the ground. They will pay for trees
resting on structures. I had a crew come down and completely cover my
roof with a tarpaulin. Been in construction all my life,but can't do any
work myself anymore.Maybe it was for the best that the spider put a stop
to my sawing up that tree. I was using a big bow saw,and it was very
hard work in the hot sun. Swelling did not get better,nor did it get
worse.If the infection moves up my arm,that is very bad. Bert

nightbat

Why bad Bert, then you might become special powers Spiderman
like special theoretical powers nightbat. Come on, with that red wood
dust and sweet potato pie concentration in you, that dangerous spider
bite is no match. Keep taking your medicine though, because
spiderbertman needs all his limbs. Could have been worse Bert, that
poisonous spider might have bitten, you know, pee-air, then what would
your wife think or do if far advanced Darla dropped in to help with the
storm post resultant effects?

On a Serious note, hope your inflammation settles down and you're back
to normal quickly Bert. The bite of certain spiders are not to be taken
lightly, especially when complicated by victim diabetes.


the nightbat

Nightbat you know about little bugs,and they kill millions more people
than sharks,bears,lions,and tigers. We have fire ants here in
Florida,and 50 bites will kill anyone.Their poison is thousands of times
stronger than any snake. These ants make big nests in the grass,and have
killed lots of people and animals that step into them. They are called
fire ants because when bitten its pain is like stepping on hot coals.
State Farm said I could put in a claim since my injury came out of the
hurricane.(will see?) If it was a termite I could understand that. With
all that redwood saw dust in my system. Glad to have electricity back.
Lots of baked Mexican sweet potato pies,chips,and ice cold Bud Lite.
Life is good Bert