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Old January 29th 04, 12:26 AM
Davoud
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Joe Bergeron:
He forgot the other candidate who will be in the race...the
simple-minded, ignorant, lying, simian-looking, clueless
figurehead...you know the guy I mean?



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Old January 29th 04, 05:39 AM
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In article ,
Joe Bergeron wrote:

In article , Bob Schmall
wrote:

"French-looking"
"Jewish"
"Black"

What nationality are you? And don't say, "American."


He forgot the other candidate who will be in the race...the
simple-minded, ignorant, lying, simian-looking, clueless
figurehead...you know the guy I mean?


You're running for office?

ducks
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Old January 29th 04, 05:39 AM
Steve Hix
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In article ,
Joe Bergeron wrote:

In article , Bob Schmall
wrote:

"French-looking"
"Jewish"
"Black"

What nationality are you? And don't say, "American."


He forgot the other candidate who will be in the race...the
simple-minded, ignorant, lying, simian-looking, clueless
figurehead...you know the guy I mean?


You're running for office?

ducks
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Old January 29th 04, 05:39 AM
Steve Hix
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In article ,
Joe Bergeron wrote:

In article , Bob Schmall
wrote:

"French-looking"
"Jewish"
"Black"

What nationality are you? And don't say, "American."


He forgot the other candidate who will be in the race...the
simple-minded, ignorant, lying, simian-looking, clueless
figurehead...you know the guy I mean?


You're running for office?

ducks
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Old January 28th 04, 06:20 PM
Al
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I'm a French-looking, Jewish black man.


"Bob Schmall" wrote in message
...
"French-looking"
"Jewish"
"Black"

What nationality are you? And don't say, "American."


"Al" wrote in message
t...
We know that Bush's plans are not based on any scientific benefit.


We? Who's we?...and how do "we" get all this earth-shaking information?
Oh, I see...from the comic strips. Well, if you want to read something
really funny, read about the democratic contenders who are hoping to get

his
job. We have an angry doctor who suffers from foot in mouth disease, a
French looking Senator who publicly gave back his Viet Nam decorations

which
still happen to be hanging in his office, a young looking ambulance

chaser
who made 50 million by beating the poor out of more than half of the

bootie,
and a fired army general who's running for the Democratic Presidential
nomination but is not quite sure if he's a Democrat. For added color,

we
have a pale looking vegan who is positioned so far left you can't see

him,
a
Jewish democratic/republican senator who is next to drop out and a black

New
York huckster reverend who doesn't know his ass from a hole in the

ground.
There's enough material here to keep Comedy Central going for years.

Al


"Joe Geller" wrote in message
...

We know that Bush's plans are not based on any scientific benefit.

Nor
does
he really intend for us to go to the moon anyway - it's just a

political
ploy
to show he is a president of substance. But the real reason is here

(I
get
all my important news from the comic strips):

http://www.uclick.com/client/mny/bo/.../23/index.html

Joe







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Old January 28th 04, 06:20 PM
Al
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I'm a French-looking, Jewish black man.


"Bob Schmall" wrote in message
...
"French-looking"
"Jewish"
"Black"

What nationality are you? And don't say, "American."


"Al" wrote in message
t...
We know that Bush's plans are not based on any scientific benefit.


We? Who's we?...and how do "we" get all this earth-shaking information?
Oh, I see...from the comic strips. Well, if you want to read something
really funny, read about the democratic contenders who are hoping to get

his
job. We have an angry doctor who suffers from foot in mouth disease, a
French looking Senator who publicly gave back his Viet Nam decorations

which
still happen to be hanging in his office, a young looking ambulance

chaser
who made 50 million by beating the poor out of more than half of the

bootie,
and a fired army general who's running for the Democratic Presidential
nomination but is not quite sure if he's a Democrat. For added color,

we
have a pale looking vegan who is positioned so far left you can't see

him,
a
Jewish democratic/republican senator who is next to drop out and a black

New
York huckster reverend who doesn't know his ass from a hole in the

ground.
There's enough material here to keep Comedy Central going for years.

Al


"Joe Geller" wrote in message
...

We know that Bush's plans are not based on any scientific benefit.

Nor
does
he really intend for us to go to the moon anyway - it's just a

political
ploy
to show he is a president of substance. But the real reason is here

(I
get
all my important news from the comic strips):

http://www.uclick.com/client/mny/bo/.../23/index.html

Joe







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Old January 28th 04, 07:41 PM
Joe Bergeron
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In article , Bob Schmall
wrote:

"French-looking"
"Jewish"
"Black"

What nationality are you? And don't say, "American."


He forgot the other candidate who will be in the race...the
simple-minded, ignorant, lying, simian-looking, clueless
figurehead...you know the guy I mean?

--
Joe Bergeron

http://www.joebergeron.com
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Old January 28th 04, 07:41 PM
Joe Bergeron
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In article , Bob Schmall
wrote:

"French-looking"
"Jewish"
"Black"

What nationality are you? And don't say, "American."


He forgot the other candidate who will be in the race...the
simple-minded, ignorant, lying, simian-looking, clueless
figurehead...you know the guy I mean?

--
Joe Bergeron

http://www.joebergeron.com
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Old January 28th 04, 06:23 PM
Craig Levine
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On Wed, 28 Jan 2004 16:46:25 GMT, "Al"
wrote:

low IQ drivel deleted

"French-looking"
"Jewish"
"Black"

What chapter of the KKK did you say that you belong to? Please,
enlighten us on what you hate about the above, and why?

To keep this back on topic for SAA, I see on CNN that there are power
problems with the second Mars Rover. Let's hope that NASA can get it
working properly again.

Shalom,

- Craig
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Old January 28th 04, 07:44 PM
Joe Bergeron
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In article , Craig Levine
wrote:

To keep this back on topic for SAA, I see on CNN that there are power
problems with the second Mars Rover. Let's hope that NASA can get it
working properly again.


The problem is simply that a 15-watt heater keeps coming on whenever it
gets cold, even if they don't want it to. It doesn't seem to be a very
serious matter.

--
Joe Bergeron

http://www.joebergeron.com
 




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