A Wealthy American Predicted A Big 2012 Event Would Happen

On Jan 20, 3:06*pm, nightbat wrote:
On Jan 19, 8:42*pm, Double-A wrote:





On Jan 16, 11:08*pm, nightbat wrote:

nightbat

* * * * * *Day and night the Cable news runs the ads about a Wealthy
American predicting a world shaking event would happen bigger then
anything anyone else could have predicted. Well it has come true the
Twinkies Company has declared bankruptcy, oh the humanity! This can't
be happening! Who knew, who could have even seen this coming?
Apparently it's true the Hostess Company has filed for Chapter 11
protection despite their World Wide billion dollar plus sales of those
sugar loaded snack foods, Heaven protect us! Well this is 2012 and
anything is possible. How are we suppose to reach the stars without
energy packed snack foods, sheesh!!!!!!!!!!!

* * * * * *Twinkies, Ring Dings Yum!,
* * * * * *the nightbat

Hi Captain,

Remember Kodak?

Also nearing a bankruptcy filing.

First the Japanese took over the cameras, leaving Kodak making the
film. *Now cameras don't need film anymore.

Exit Kodak!

Double-A

nightbat

* * * * * * Hello Commander Double A our Queen Darla is back so soon
First Official Contact may be at hand. The Universe credit cards will
be issued as soon as Outer Space Command permits the Sean Star Ships
to land. Darla has advised they are just laying back and resting and
preparing to body shift into human appearance so it isn't such a shock
for earth humans. She reports my Star Ship nightbat performed well
through all the gravity fields and cosmic wind turbulance. She has
advised my lovely Sil should be contacting me soon to bring me up to
date and for some long awaited private moments, you know. How is your
Uniform and Star Cap if you need a new one let me know because of your
street ordeal.

I am planning on going on sick leave for awhile until April so I am
electing per chain of Command duty assigning you and Officer Painius
as acting Star Headquarters Helm Commanders and 1st assistant. I know
Officer Painius and yourself will make me proud until I make it back.
Please help our Majesty Darla and Sean Crew with anything they may
need. All Profound Earth Science Team Officers will be under your rank
direction and will look to you both for help with Sean possible
landings this year.

Good to see you kept the faith and soldiered through. General Bohne
has been relieved and is now in our friends Sean hands. Soon 2012 and
1st Official Contact may be the greatest event in human history.

* * * * * * The Helm will soon be yours,
* * * * * * Captain nightbat


Thank you for the field promotion, Captain. I will do my duty, man my
post, keep my medals polished, and make sure the coffee boys keep my
boots shined. It has always been a pleasure to serve under your
cammand, Captain. Hope your health problems get better, and your are
soon back to assume full command. General Bohne's jock strap will be
a challenge to fill. Hope those credit cards are issued soon, since I
have $140,000 in bills already run up!

Aye Aye, Sir!

Double-A
Star Headquarters Helm Commander