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Old January 26th 07, 05:10 AM posted to alt.astronomy,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell
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Default Scientists Predict It's Just A Matter Of Time Before Earth Is Hit Again

nightbat wrote:

Science researchers led by Apollo 9 astronaut Russell
Schweickart are in agreement that it's just a matter of time before
planet Earth is hit by an incoming Asteroid space body, oh mercy!

See:
http://abcnews.go.com/Technology/sto...2817276&page=1

Officer Warhol is correct, out time may limited so we need those Sean
Starships as soon as possible to help save many.

Darla where are you, come in please!


You don't know very much about the solar system, pseudoscientist.
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Old January 26th 07, 05:11 AM posted to alt.astronomy,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.usenet.kooks
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Default Scientists Predict It's Just A Matter Of Time Before Earth Is Hit Again

Ollie wrote:

On Jan 25, 1:43 am, nightbat wrote:
nightbat wrote

Science researchers led by Apollo 9 astronaut Russell
Schweickart are in agreement that it's just a matter of time before
planet Earth is hit by an incoming Asteroid space body, oh mercy!

See:http://abcnews.go.com/Technology/sto...2817276&page=1

Officer Warhol is correct, out time may limited so we need those Sean
Starships as soon as possible to help save many.

Darla where are you, come in please!

carry on,
the nightbat


Hey nightbat!
How the heck are you!
Me, I'm fine.

The seans left me "in charge" while they're off saving the galaxy
cluster or something.
Hardly ever see them anymore since they went extragalactic, you know.
But they do have some really neat toys!

I expect some of them back any time now, so you'll probably be hearing
from Darla pretty soon.

Hey, all you other guys.
How you doing, eh?
Remember me?

Ollie


Oh look, the Darla socks are back. He/she/it/they must feel sorry for
the poor saucerheads.
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Old January 26th 07, 05:13 AM posted to alt.astronomy,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.usenet.kooks
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Default Scientists Predict It's Just A Matter Of Time Before Earth Is Hit Again

Double-A wrote:

On Jan 25, 2:37 am, "Ollie" wrote:
On Jan 25, 4:34 am, "Double-A" wrote:





On Jan 24, 11:45 pm, "Ollie" wrote:


On Jan 25, 1:43 am, nightbat wrote:


nightbat wrote


Science researchers led by Apollo 9 astronaut Russell
Schweickart are in agreement that it's just a matter of time before
planet Earth is hit by an incoming Asteroid space body, oh mercy!


See:http://abcnews.go.com/Technology/sto...2817276&page=1


Officer Warhol is correct, out time may limited so we need those Sean
Starships as soon as possible to help save many.


Darla where are you, come in please!


carry on,
the nightbatHey nightbat!
How the heck are you!
Me, I'm fine.


The seans left me "in charge" while they're off saving the galaxy
cluster or something.
Hardly ever see them anymore since they went extragalactic, you know.
But they do have some really neat toys!


I expect some of them back any time now, so you'll probably be hearing
from Darla pretty soon.


Hey, all you other guys.
How you doing, eh?
Remember me?


OllieHi Ollie!


Thanks for checking in.


Sure I remember you. It's good to hear from space again. This place
is being overrun by skeptics and doubters as usual.


It would be great to her from Darla and crew again. Perhaps they can
weigh in with some profound wisdom to help us hold our own in these
endless theoretical arguments!


I would like to hear more about those space currents that can carry
Sean ships to other galaxies.


Great to hear that you're on duty and on watch.


Over and out.


Officer Double-A- Hide quoted text -- Show quoted text -Yah, Double-A!

Great to get with you again, man!
Oh yeah, the seans left me with some really great toys I use to keep
watch over the whole Orion bridge.
You're going to love 'em, eh?

Uh, over and out back to you, Double-A.
I'm going out tonight and drink for the first time in many ages.



You mean you are actually Earthside?


I feel really odd about it, but I'm going to do it, okay?



Wish I could do the same. I'm stuck here at the duty desk.


And if the right sweet lady happens along, I be the better off, eh?



But you're always surrounded by all that alien beauty!


So I'll probably get back to this place sometime tomorrow.
You take care, eh?
And that goes for all of you, too! G

Ollie- Hide quoted text -- Show

quoted text -


Well have fun and enjoy the Earth's hospitality once more!

Double-A


With the reappearance of the object of their worship, all the
saucerheads have a group kookgasm.
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Old January 26th 07, 05:30 AM posted to alt.astronomy,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.usenet.kooks
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Default Scientists Predict It's Just A Matter Of Time Before Earth I**** Again

nightbat wrote

Art Deco wrote:

Ollie wrote:


On Jan 25, 1:43 am, nightbat wrote:

nightbat wrote

Science researchers led by Apollo 9 astronaut Russell
Schweickart are in agreement that it's just a matter of time before
planet Earth is hit by an incoming Asteroid space body, oh mercy!

See:http://abcnews.go.com/Technology/sto...2817276&page=1

Officer Warhol is correct, out time may limited so we need those Sean
Starships as soon as possible to help save many.

Darla where are you, come in please!

carry on,
the nightbat


Hey nightbat!
How the heck are you!
Me, I'm fine.

The seans left me "in charge" while they're off saving the galaxy
cluster or something.
Hardly ever see them anymore since they went extragalactic, you know.
But they do have some really neat toys!

I expect some of them back any time now, so you'll probably be hearing


from Darla pretty soon.


Hey, all you other guys.
How you doing, eh?
Remember me?

Ollie


Bart Devo

Oh look, the Darla socks are back. He/she/it/they must feel sorry for
the poor saucerheads.


nightbat

Oh look, it just took clueless Bart a whole day to figure out the
Seans are back, oh mercy! Stay with us head coffeeboy, your trivial
mental IQ non stimulated latent junk genes most apparently need energizing.

ponder on,
the nightbat
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Old January 26th 07, 05:42 AM posted to alt.astronomy,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell
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Default Scientists Predict It's Just A Matter Of Time Before Earth Is Hit Again


"Art Deco" wrote in message
...
nightbat wrote:

Science researchers led by Apollo 9 astronaut Russell
Schweickart are in agreement that it's just a matter of time before
planet Earth is hit by an incoming Asteroid space body, oh mercy!

See:
http://abcnews.go.com/Technology/sto...2817276&page=1

Officer Warhol is correct, out time may limited so we need those Sean
Starships as soon as possible to help save many.

Darla where are you, come in please!


You don't know very much about the solar system, pseudoscientist.


If you are real ones, tell us about solar system, decorativescientits.

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Old January 26th 07, 03:00 PM posted to alt.astronomy,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.usenet.kooks
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Default Scientists Predict It's Just A Matter Of Time Before Earth Is Hit Again

In article ,
Art Deco wrote:

Hey nightbat!
How the heck are you!
Me, I'm fine.

The seans left me "in charge" while they're off saving the galaxy
cluster or something.
Hardly ever see them anymore since they went extragalactic, you know.
But they do have some really neat toys!

I expect some of them back any time now, so you'll probably be hearing
from Darla pretty soon.

Hey, all you other guys.
How you doing, eh?
Remember me?

Ollie


Oh look, the Darla socks are back. He/she/it/they must feel sorry for
the poor saucerheads.



These super powerful aliens who communicate only by USENET....

--
Painius admits there is no evidence for flowing space...

"There is every reason to believe that evidence will surface in favor of
the CBB/FS, evidence that will be powerful incentive for science to search
for more evidence, leading to deeper intuitive extrapolations, leading to
searching for more evidence, and so on."
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Old January 26th 07, 03:01 PM posted to alt.astronomy,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.usenet.kooks
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Default Scientists Predict It's Just A Matter Of Time Before Earth Is Hit Again

In article ,
Art Deco wrote:


With the reappearance of the object of their worship, all the
saucerheads have a group kookgasm.



Yet both Bill and Painius claim they don't follow the group insanity.... we'll
see. AA is too gormless to know any better.

--
Painius admits there is no evidence for flowing space...

"There is every reason to believe that evidence will surface in favor of
the CBB/FS, evidence that will be powerful incentive for science to search
for more evidence, leading to deeper intuitive extrapolations, leading to
searching for more evidence, and so on."
  #18  
Old January 26th 07, 03:03 PM posted to alt.astronomy,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.usenet.kooks
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Default Scientists Predict It's Just A Matter Of Time Before Earth Is Hit Again

In article ,
nightbat wrote:

nightbat

Oh look, it just took clueless Bart a whole day to figure out the
Seans are back, oh mercy! Stay with us head coffeeboy, your trivial
mental IQ non stimulated latent junk genes most apparently need energizing.



The "seans" are a bunch of whacko frootloops even more delusional then you. If
they are so great, come and land in my garden. I live in a rural area, they
could manage it without being seen....

I'm waiting.

--
Painius admits there is no evidence for flowing space...

"There is every reason to believe that evidence will surface in favor of
the CBB/FS, evidence that will be powerful incentive for science to search
for more evidence, leading to deeper intuitive extrapolations, leading to
searching for more evidence, and so on."
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Old January 26th 07, 08:06 PM posted to alt.astronomy,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.usenet.kooks
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Default Scientists Predict It's Just A Matter Of Time Before Earth I**** Again

nightbat wrote

Phineas T Puddleduck wrote:

In article ,
nightbat wrote:


nightbat

Oh look, it just took clueless Bart a whole day to figure out the
Seans are back, oh mercy! Stay with us head coffeeboy, your trivial
mental IQ non stimulated latent junk genes most apparently need energizing.


Daffy Ducky

The "seans" are a bunch of advanced beings frootloops even more profound then you. If
they are so great, come and land in my garden. I live in a rural area, they
could manage it without being seen....

I'm waiting.


nightbat

Wait on ducky, for what do you think extraterrestrial advanced
life landing zone Top Secret Indy Base One is for? And you have to be
net Sean chosen and worthy to ever get to be in their presence. News
ducky, you're so not worthy. Now get that coffeeboy red cap uniform on
and report to Officer HonestJohn for exotic finest Costa Rican coffee
water boiling training.

dismissed,
the nightbat
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Old January 26th 07, 08:12 PM posted to alt.astronomy,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.usenet.kooks
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Default Scientists Predict It's Just A Matter Of Time Before Earth Is Hit Again

In article ,
nightbat wrote:

nightbat

Wait on ducky, for what do you think extraterrestrial advanced
life landing zone Top Secret Indy Base One is for? And you have to be
net Sean chosen and worthy to ever get to be in their presence. News
ducky, you're so not worthy. Now get that coffeeboy red cap uniform on
and report to Officer HonestJohn for exotic finest Costa Rican coffee
water boiling training.



BWAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA

HJ must be the only person in AA nearly as sad as you! Note Outhouse has run
away...


--
Painius admits there is no evidence for flowing space...

"There is every reason to believe that evidence will surface in favor of
the CBB/FS, evidence that will be powerful incentive for science to search
for more evidence, leading to deeper intuitive extrapolations, leading to
searching for more evidence, and so on."
 




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