Alright. Now which of you saucerheads sent me this crazy spam?

"Kadaitcha Man" wrote in
message
FreeSpeechStore freespeechstore@meow.****head, the tight-fitting
stuntman, cooed:

On Mon, 21 Aug 2006 11:46:01 +0545, Kadaitcha Man wrote:
Lola Stonewall Riot, the bodyless deputy, declared:
Hail Eris!

Non-saucerheads may feel free to skim.

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A mysterious extraterrestrial ball of light discovered in Ireland

The Lignt Ball

I got that far before bursting out laughing. How far did you get?

Skip on down...Careful, don't read TLB's text too closely, you could
start hemorrhaging.

You wouldn't be concerned about haemorrhaging if you saw me eating
chilis.

He's not kidding. Not even a little.

Enough to kill a grizzly bear. Two, even.

snipped

I tells ya, it was painful. There were about five or six apostrophes
that needed changing, all scattered through the text. Ow, my brane
hurtz.

Eat more chili.

Not if you want to kiss me, you won't.

I sweat just thinking about it.

--
Rhonda Lea Kirk

Happiness limits the amount of suffering one is
willing to inflict on others. Phèdre nó Delaunay