i'm conducting an experiment...

In article 2,
John Schutkeker said:

"the messenjah" wrote in
oups.com:

We'd walk
around at night, and when someone got the urge to fart, they'd hit the
ground, throw their legs in the air, light the Zippo lighter, and
POOF!!! LOL!!! Those were the days...

A zippo, huh? You're dating yourself.

He's not called "perpetual masturbator" for nothing.

But bics are much more fun. Get a bong that's about eighteen inches tall
and a bic lighter. Empty about sixty seconds worth of butane into the bong
and spark the lighter down by the carburetor. Then just sit back and watch
the fireworks. Make sure to do this after dark, with the lights out.

Don't use get a cricket, because they suck.

Of course.

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Cm~